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This week’s Sunday Styles is working a strong theme on food’s frontlines: time, like an episode of Lost , is in flux! Because there are some some among us who are eating like OLDS, and some who are eating like cavemen. Trend Piece Problem #4 ,079: When you read it and think to yourself, but doesn’t everybody act this way in some regard? Which brings us to Damien Cave’s “Newly Frugal Generation Revives Discount Dining,” which is about a bunch of young people in Florida who are eating at Early Bird specials! This is funny, because we all know Florida are mostly Jews and Old People and Old Jews and sometimes, The Youngs get mired in these cultures! And now that the economy is fucked, The Youngs are looking to save money, too! Novel, except, not, because the entire idea that there’s something worth writing about here is predicated on interest in The way young people are saving money and The culture of “Early Bird Dining.” This requires the assumption that young people are saving money differently than anybody else, which they aren’t

See the article here:
Of Early Birds and Cavemen: The Two Dumbest Hipster Food Trends You’ll Read About This Week