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Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day

Alexa Vega is some married Robert Rodriguez, who makes movies like Spy Kids, which I guess was the prequel to Spy, where Alexa Vega’s character turned into that fat McCarthy Chick, only to have nothing to do with Robert Rodriguez, because he’s too busy jerking off to Alexa Vaga like the good old days, while Tarantino watches, because Vaga is good…and Tantino is his BFF, and Mexico has different rules about this shit… What the fuck am I talking about… That said this Spy Kid has gone onto great things like shitty quality bikini selfies for social media…. The post Alexa Vega Bikini Party of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day

Abbie Cornish is Australian….and I like Australians….because Australian women, for some magical reason I assume is being far fucking removed from America, are cool as fuck, while being hot as fuck, because like California, they like health and fitness and good food and like Florida they like bikinis….on a perpetual spring break party…only far more hip and stylish, than the ghetto shit you’re used to… So you have this nation of hot girls with hot bodies half naked and ready to get drunk as fuck…and if that doesn’t sound like heaven…I don’t know what is.. But then again, I’ve never been to Australia…I’ve never really experienced the backwoods, toothless, fat white trash Australian…so let me live this fantasy…a fantasy that is Abbie Cornish…a girl you remember as “SWEAT PEA” in Sucker Punch…or…no you don’t…because not everyone is like me…and goes to Sucker Punch to hang with tweens… Here she is in an Abbie Cornish spanx selfie…I call being Over 30…. The post Abbie Cornish Underwear Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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3 Children Hurt After Waterspout Makes Landfall, Lifts Bounce House

A 5-year-old girl who was injured when a waterspout came ashore in Florida, lifting the bounce house she and two other children were playing inside,…

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Heartbreaking News: Teen Dies Of Cancer Just Weeks After Going To Prom With NFL Player

The 18 year-old Khameyea Jennings from Jacksonville, Florida who was taken to prom by Jacksonville Jaguars defensive tackle Sen’Derrick Mark, passed away on Thursday. Jennings, who…

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Dad Bod: Is It Hot? This Video Can Help You Decide …

If you ask the ladies right now, the Dad Bod is hot. That is, men with shabby bodies are the new trend in masculine hotness.  Move over Calvin Klein models. Forget the weights.  Forget the package-hugging briefs.  Women want loose skin and flabby, hairy bellies.  Think John Hamm, Seth Rogen, Vince Vaughn.  Sure, these guys are attractive, but is the dad body something men should be striving for? Yes!  Other dudes are hot too, but at least these guys are real.  The guy in the video might not be Magic Mike, but he is a normal dude, who apparently has a good sense of humor. This is a stark contrast to the standards for feminine beauty—where women are held to increasing and impossible standards.  Here's to hoping the Mom Bod becomes the new standard! Maybe the best thing about the Dad Bod is that it doesn't come with the douchey, bro personality that often accompanies the gym rats. We hope…

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Disney to Patrons: Get Over Yourself, No Selfie Sticks Allowed!!!

It’s a whole new world (see what we did there) with the increase of technology, and Disney doesn’t like it one bit. Disney theme parks are banning the use of selfie sticks, politely asking everyone to get the f–k over themselves. The ban is in effect for rides at the Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World in Florida and Disneyland in Anaheim. Generally a stupid trend in the first place, the selfie stick can also be a safety issue while flailing through the air at a million miles an hour upside down with small children nearby. The tools are still allowed in the parks, just not on the rides . Earlier this year, reports from the Magical Kingdom claimed that operators on certain attractions and rides asked for everyone to stow their selfie sticks. The company has never allowed visitors to stick objects outside of the rides.  But the weird popularity of selfie sticks has caused repeated safety issues. Signs have now been posted as “a continuation of our communication efforts at a few key attractions,” Disney said in an email to the Orlando Sentinel. Apparently, this has become such an issue that Universal Studios Orlando has installed metal detectors to ensure riders aren’t carrying loose objects. That would include selfie sticks. Fortunately (or unfortunately for the rest of us who have to see the shared results) you can still use them at home … View Slideshow: 21 Worst Mom Selfies of All-Time

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Guess The State: 50-Year-Old Granny Arrested For Robbing Three Banks In Less Than 30 minutes

Florida Woman Arrested For Robbing Three Banks In 30 Minutes Three bank robberies in 30 minutes? That’s what a 50-year-old woman is accused of after three armed robberies were reported Monday afternoon in the Brandon area. Via WTSP : Cindy Carabeo of Valrico is charged with three counts of armed bank robbery. These are the suspected robberies. In each case she presented a written note claiming to have a firearm and demanding cash, which she got before fleeing: — At 3:19 p.m., the BB&T Bank, 655 Brandon Blvd. — At 3:35 p.m., the Wells Fargo Bank, 204 S. Kings Ave. — At 3:43 p.m., the Florida Central Credit Union, 334 Oakfield Drive. Detectives collected information to identify the tag number registered to a four-door, 2004 Suzuki owned by Carabeo, according to the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. She then pulled into her apartment complex as several deputies, a K9 deputy and detectives were searching the area. She was immediately apprehended. Welcome to Florida!

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Florida Man Punches Shark That Bit Him

Josh Green, a student at University of Central Florida, was swimming last week when a shark tore into his leg. Of course, Josh did what any man with a set would do, he punched the shark. UCF Student Punches Shark Green told Knight News, UCF’s college newspaper,  “I didn’t realize it was a shark until I punched it, thinking it was someone messing with me and then felt the face.” Although Green got in a punch, the shark got the best of the fight. Green had to get 18 stitches in his foot, ankle, and calf. Green recalls, “When I hit it, my foot was sort of released and I just swam to shore as fast as possible. I limped out over to my friends and they brought me up to the lifeguard.” The lifeguard suspects it was a black tip shark. Whatever it was that he attacked, Green posted pics of his wounds , and they are nasty. He captioned the photos “sharkbait hoo haha.” View Slideshow: Florida Man: Strange Sunshine State Stories

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Ola Rudnicka Brings the Vogue Netherlands Tits of the Day

Ola! – Ola Rudnicka…. I’ve never had sex with Ola Rudnicka, but I’ve had sex with something similar…in that it had small tits…and bleached blonde hair…but other than that was just some random fat chick in her 40s…which really is nothing that Ola Rudnicka… But I have seen Ola Rudnicka’s tits…in a fashion magazine, because fashion is better than porn…and I don’t say that as a faggot jerking off to my new Versace Jeans….I saw that as a pervert who likes tall model looking chicks naked and half naked…peddling clothing…like they are some low grade retail employees…I can masturbate to while pretending to try on pants in their store changing room…it’s a thing… The post Ola Rudnicka Brings the Vogue Netherlands Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day

I don’t know what kind of favors were pulled for Charlotte McKinney, or who she was strategically either dating or paying a lot of money to, but for a girl who looks like Florida Trash, which makes sense because she’s from Florida and therefore by default trash….she’s gone a long fucking way.. I get that America likes blondes and America likes tits…and America likes these trashy girls who are blonde and have tits…but to have been an instagram model, turned Dancing With the Stars tits, all from one Fast Food Ad…and pretty much nothing else…you’d think some kind of scams were pulled along the way…because people love and are blinded by tits… Anyway, she’s now in Vanity Fair…and that’s just crazy…. Quote from the Magazine: “You’re five seven, you want to model, and you have ginormous boobs” was the refrain McKinney remembers hearing. “No one’s going to book you.” Before the Guess ad opened doors, she couldn’t even get a job for Miami Swim Week. “Who wouldn’t want a curvy girl in a swimsuit?,” McKinney asks rhetorically.” What a Joker…and I’m not just saying that cuz of her monster face.. The post Charlotte McKinney Does Vanity Fair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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