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Coachella Happened and Not Enough People Died of the Day

Coachella looks like a fucking nightmare. It seems like a lot of try hard, poser, LA rich people trying to be part of something epic or legendary, when it’s almost like just going to some amusement park brought to you by McDonald’s. It seems about as Authentic as anything Hollywood, an event with a false illusion that you need to be a part of it, to really matter in this world. You know scenester shit…where no one really has fun, but everyone pretends to have fun, because when they are in it, they are at Coachella, and you’re not, and they can’t admit it sucks…or if they do, it will be in a hipster way, like saying how it was too hot, or how three models would not stop asking for coke that it was annoying… I mean, I think anything filled with celebrities who really don’t matter in the grand scheme of things, and their idiot followers, or other idiots who want to be part of that world, is a great place for a strategic natural disaster to hit… It’s a good money making hook for people who want to party with celebrities, destroyed by corporate sponsorships, because it’s all about making money…. The whole thing reminds me how fucking lame the world is…But it does get these idiots in bikinis…and that’s something I like…because as pathetic a hobby as BIKINI pics is…I feel like it’s better than trying to join these fools as if I was one of them or part of their movement…because these people, in the event you weren’t aware, are the fucking devil. Here’s Emmy Rossum in a Bikini with Flowers in her Hair…must be for Coachella… Here’s Mackayla Moroney… Here’s Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell in bikinis… Here’s Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini… Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Movie Nudity Report: Only Lovers Left Alive

Nude in limited release this week, the frequently nude Tilda Swinton doffs her duds yet again in the new Jim Jarmusch vampire love story Only Lovers Left Alive . Tilda shows her right breast and some side views of her seat meat in an overhead shot as she and co-star Tom Hiddleston lay naked on a bed! We’ve gotten much more from Tilda in the past in such films as Young Adam and Orlando ! Even director Jim Jarmusch has had better nude scenes in his films Broken Flowers and The Limits of Control . Hit the jump for some of our favorite screen caps from their past films!

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Late Night Eotica of the Day

I want to sing love songs and choreograph dances Backstreet Boy for Tiffany I don’t know much about Tiffany, other than that I love her…and that I KNOW I CAN SEE HER HAVE HARDCORE SEX …which would be upsetting if a href=”http://x-art.com/models/tiffany” target=”_blank”> Tiffany was my girlfriend, but she’s just the girl I am in love with and who I get to see perform before sending her flowers and love letters… She’s good…

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Rihanna’s Paddle Boarding Erotica of the Day

I say this everyday, and I will say it again, because I like to think it’s becoming my trademark on my site, and that is that a day is not a day unless Rihanna posts some slutty bikini pics…sometimes but limited to while she’s smoking weed…all ass popped out, blunt in mouth, wet bottomed on a paddle board…because Rihanna knows how to stay relevant in her downtime…her friend…not so much…but luckily she’s there to just make Rihanna’s hard nipples better… This is far better than the time I tried to take my wife paddle boarding and we sank. All this to say, she could just kick it privately, but instead chooses this…I guess once a whore always a whore…she can’t not be getting praised by people to feel validated…which is a great premise to someone getting into porn…unfortunately in Rihanna’s case, this is as porny as she gets for now…but I believe it will all crash and burn one day!

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Carmen Electra See Through of the Day

Carmen Electra is old as fuck, but thanks to not wrecking her pussy with babies, and choosing to love and nurture herself instead of marrying a rich dude and riding her savings and alimony checks into retirement at 40 like a normal whore who only whores for that reason alone….because at a certain age, it’s time to throw in the stilettos and ass shaping panties and let the new whores have a chance…while bowing out gracefully instead of desperately…she’s still got a good body…and she’s squeezed it into a tight as fuck dress that shows off her nipples in hopes people like me talk about it…because seeing nipples, even on tits that belong to her, but that were purchased instead of spending her 7k on bras…and well this is the kind of bottom feeding behavior I expect from someone like Carmen Electra…a girl you know probably had a real horrible attitude at her prime, before irrelevance and panic set in… That’s why I like my washed up whores to be broke, desperate, and addicted to drugs. They are way more appreciative when you chose them over their younger counterparts…while this whore clearly doesn’t think she’s old… All this to say, I’d still ask her to be my Valentine and I’d still send her flowers enough for her to get a restraining order…because look at that fucking body…shit’s good in a dress…when you aren’t dealing directly with her vagina and the with remnants of decades of unprotected sex…that may have done more pussy wrecking than a baby. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Justin Bieber Forced To Play Unplugged Show After Apollo Power Outage

By Gil Kaufman Justin Bieber Photo: Judging by the screams and massive crowds that follow him whenever he performs live, Justin Bieber has a penchant for blowing his fans’ minds. But on Monday night during a private show at Harlem, New York’s legendary Apollo Theater he also blew out the power grid. According to the Associated Press , Bieber was forced to finish the show unplugged after the power went out at the venue near the end of the show. Most of the stage instruments lost juice and manager Scooter Braun said the problem caused the singer to improvise. “Then we hear the fire alarm,” Braun explained “Literally, the boy blew up the Apollo — he heated up the Apollo.” Before the show, Bieber tweeted that the gig was a special one for him given the history of the storied venue, which has hosted everyone from James Brown, Michael Jackson and Stevie Wonder to Mariah Carey and, recently, former Beatle Paul McCartney. “A lot of emotions in the building,” he wrote . “This one is special. This one is for MJ.” A short time later, he joked, “Me and @ludacris blew up the power at the @ApolloTheater. Haha. Epic. #beastmode … A night none of us will ever forget!! That is how u end an #AllAroundTheWorld run!!! With no power for the last song … my fans sang it 4 me!” The power outage only affected the stage instruments and some lighting and while Braun was told the problem would be solved in a few minutes, it went on for more than 40 minutes. Bieber tried to have fun with the glitch at first, joking that it was all the “hot girls in here,” according to Apollo rep Nina Flowers, who ranked the snafu as a classic “Apollo moment.” MTV News has rounded up all the vital information to get you up to speed on today’s album release. Also, be sure to tune in on tonight for MTV’s “Bieber Live,” 
 where Justin will dish about his new album at 7:30 p.m. ET/PT. The 18-year-old pro hardly missed a beat, jumping behind the drums for a solo and asking the crowd to serenade Braun for his birthday. Though he was happy to vamp for a bit, at some point Braun said Bieber got frustrated when the power outage went on for nearly an hour because the show was being taped as part of an NBC special slated to air later this week in celebration of his new album, Believe 
. He got over it and rewarded the crowd that had stuck with him during the outage by performing his hit single “Boyfriend” with some audience participation. “He walks out, he literally quiets the crowd, and he says, ‘I’m sorry the power is out. . (But) you guys have always had my back. I’m going to sing ‘Boyfriend’ and you’re going to sing it back to me,'” Braun said. Flowers didn’t know what caused the power to run out, but she gave Bieber props for his professionalism. “He could have stopped; he could have not gone on and said, I did everything . but he came back on,” she said. Don’t miss “Bieber Live” 
 tonight at 7:30 p.m. ET/PT on MTV. Related Videos MTV First: Justin Bieber Related Photos Justin Bieber Performs On The ‘Today’ Show Justin Bieber Gets Down At Free Show In Mexico City Related Artists Justin Bieber

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‘Game Of Thrones’ Recap: The King Is Dead

Kings die, dragons flourish and wildfire abounds in the latest episode of the HBO fantasy series. By Josh Wigler Gethin Anthony as Renly Baratheon in “Game of Thrones” Photo: HBO Just as the warlocks of Quarth welcome you to the House of the Undying, so too do we welcome you to this week’s “Game of Thrones” recap! Shadow babies are a thing of the past, blue-lipped magic-users lurk about in the distance, and the threat of fire rages everywhere. As always, Westeros remains a wicked and weird place to live, but a place we love visiting every week. Keep reading for this week’s highlights! The King Is Dead The War of Five Kings is down a player. Renly Baratheon, youngest brother of late King Robert, has joined his elder stag in the great beyond, thanks to the powers of Melisandre’s shadow baby, a ruthless but calculated move on warmongering Stannis’ part. Sad though it is to see Renly go, we benefit from his death in a few ways: 1) The Tyrell family is on the defensive, and that’s going to make queen-in-the-making Margaery Tyrell a very interesting player to watch; 2) Loras, meanwhile, is feeling mighty vengeful over his lover’s death, and there’s nothing quite like a Knight of Flowers scorned; 3) It proves that Stannis is willing to go so far as committing fratricide in pursuit of the Iron Throne; 4) Renly’s death pushes Brienne into Catelyn Stark’s camp, the beginning of a great new chapter for both characters; and 5) We got to see a shadow baby assassinate a king. Really, how bad can that be? Fists of Fury Way up north, far beyond the Wall, Jon Snow and his companions finally reach the Fist of the First Men, a stronghold for the men of the Night’s Watch. It’s a site with great historical significance for the ancient order of warriors, both for what’s happened in their long ago past, and for what’s yet to come. Will Jon be around to see these coming events? Perhaps not — he’s taken a dangerous assignment under the guidance of ranger Qhorin Halfhand, a living legend within the Watch, to stealthily ambush and kill Wildlings on their way toward dismantling Mance Rayder’s assembled army of free folk. Mother Of Dragons Far east — really far east, if the opening credits’ map is to be believed — Daenerys Targaryen and her khalasar are resting and eating well in Qarth, the greatest city that ever was or will be. A few new players are brought into the mix this week: the warlocks of the House of the Undying, blue-lipped magicians with unclear purposes; and Quaithe, a masked priestess of Asshai who is bound to resurface from time to time to offer mysterious words regarding Dany’s future. We also gain new insight into Xaro Xhoan Daxos’ interest in Dany — he, like so many men, wants to marry the exiled Westerosi princess and profit from her dragons — while new light is shed on Jorah Mormont’s true feelings for Dany, already obvious to anyone with a brain. As for Dany herself, she’s spending lots of time with her dragons, teaching them to breathe fire onto meat upon her command. Well-trained dragons mean a well-armed army, and Dany’s certainly on her way in that regard. Catching Fire Dragons aren’t the only source of fire in the world of “Thrones.” In King’s Landing, Tyrion Lannister makes the terrible discovery of thousands upon thousands of pots filled with wildfire, a highly flammable substance that could level the capitol of Westeros in one miscalculated move. Apparently, Queen Regent Cersei has commissioned the stuff in anticipation of an attack from Stannis Baratheon and his men. Now, Tyrion has co-opted the order and plans to use the wildfire for his own means. Exactly what he has planned is anyone’s guess, but knowing the Imp’s sharp mind, it’s probably a better plan than whatever his sister was cooking up. Only Death May Pay for Life Death hasn’t swept King’s Landing just yet, but it’s all the rage in Harrenhal, the great castle in the Riverlands where Arya Stark is currently serving as Tywin Lannister’s cup-bearer. There, she runs into the assassin Jaqen H’Ghar for the first time since saving his life some episodes earlier. He claims to owe Arya three lives in return for the lives she saved: his own and his fellow prisoners Rorge and Biter. All she has to do is name the people she wants dead, and the deed is done. A deal that looks too sweet on the surface pans out exactly as articulated, as Arya’s first intended victim — the torturous Tickler — is found in Harrenhal with his head halfway twisted around, thanks to the stealthy work of Jaqen. One down, two to go … In Previous “Game of Thrones” News …

Superhead Blasts Husband On Twitter, Claims His P**n Is The Smallest She’s Ever Seen!

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We hate to say it, but this is why you shouldn’t turn a h*e into a housewife. Karrine Steffans , better known as “Superhead” revealed her “true” feelings about her marriage and husband on Twitter in a three paragraph rant! Not only did she put her husband’s “short-comings” on blast, she said she cheated on him with his favorite rapper. Here’s your proof that Superhead is crazy: “Sometimes, in relationships, the pleasure is all theirs. Alone, I am a superhero. With you, I am a mere mortal. You deplete me. I’m tired of being your upgrade. We are not equally yoked. You really deserve someone more basic. I’m tired of pretending your mediocracy is okay with me. I’m tired of pretending I don’t miss G650′s. I’m tied of pretending you’re not a burden.I’m tired of pretending I don’t deserve a f-cking BOSS! I’m tired of you driving my car. Stop telling me you love me as if you’re doing me some sort of favor. I don’t need you to love me. I love me. I’m tired of pretending like you shouldn’t be intimidated by the other men in my life. Cuz you should. I’m tired of pretending as if I support your bullshit dreams. I’m tired of pretending your d-ck isn’t the smallest d-ck I’ve ever seen in my life. Cuz it is. I’m tired of pretending your favorite rapper didn’t just beat it up on Friday. I’m tired of paying for everything. I’m tired of you taking all this sh-t for granted as if you ever deserved any of it. Give me my Mac back. For real tho. I’m tired of washing your wack ass clothes. I hate your whole face. I’m tired of acting like the sex is good.I hate when you roll all the way over onto my side of the bed to hold me. I’m over here for a reason. Did I mention I’m tired of paying for everything? Okay.I’m tired of giving you the game.I’m tired of pretending you’re anything more than a bum. I should’ve just hired you as a cook and kept it moving. I’m tired of congratulating you for accomplishing minuscule sh-t. I’m tired of you begging I’m tired of moaning when I can’t feel anything!I’m tired of having to think about someone else to get off. I’m tired of having to lock my phone when you’re around.I’m tired of taking showers with you. Can I get a moment! Damn! Yes. He’s better than you. Next question. All night. ‘Til 6 in the morning. Next question.Yes. And I didn’t have to pay for none of it. Next question. Presidential suite. Next question. About 10 inches. Next question.69. Next question. Like a boss. Next question. B***s deep. Next question. I’m tired of having to pretend you’re not the 3rd worst decision I’ve ever made.” RELATED: Karrine Steffans Pregnant? Lil Wayne & Karrine “Superhead” Steffans Getting Married? Karrine Steffans Says None Of Her Books Are Fabricated, Calls Her New Book “Super Slutty” Karrine Steffans Says ‘Confessions Of A Video Vixen’ Was A Lie: “It’s All Fabricated” [VIDEO] Eddie Winslow Serves Superhead Divorce Papers By Way Of Flowers

Superhead Blasts Husband On Twitter, Claims His P**n Is The Smallest She’s Ever Seen!

Happy Valentine’s Day from Heidi Klum’s Merkin [PIC]

Ah, Valentine’s Day. That magical day when men lurking in lingerie stores are assumed to be confused husbands, not creepy cross-dressers, roses mean “let’s bone” instead of “I’m sorry,” and we have an excuse to post this picture of Heidi Klum’ s merkin in the movie Blow Dry (2001). For more V-day vixens that will give you a heart on, check out our brand-spanking nude Naked with Flowers and Chocolate playlist right here on MrSkin.com!

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Taylor Swift’s Finest ‘First’ Moments

Swift premieres her ‘Hunger Games’ video ‘Safe & Sound’ on ‘MTV First: Taylor Swift’ Monday (February 13), followed by an exclusive chat. By Jocelyn Vena Taylor Swift Photo: MTV News Taylor Swift will sit down with MTV News’ Sway Calloway on Monday (February 13) for “MTV First: Taylor Swift,” during which she will premiere her video for “Safe & Sound,” followed by an exclusive 30-minute chat. Swift isn’t new at getting the “First” treatment. In May 2011, she sat down with Sway for “MTV First” to premiere her video for “The Story of Us.” During their interview, Swift got personal, even sharing what she loves to do most in her hometown of Nashville, among other things. Before Monday’s latest installment of “MTV First” with Ms. Swift, MTV News is taking a look back at her finest revelations from the May 2011 episode. What does Taylor like to do in Nashville? “Nashville … you want to go to Hillsboro Village ’cause it’s really cute — this little bohemian shopping district. It’s walking distance from my place. There’s this coffee place, Fido, that I love. There’s a restaurant called City House that’s really cool,” she said. “I love the grocery store. The grocery store’s one of my favorite places.” Where’s the weirdest place she’s ever written a song? “The weirdest place I have ever written a song is probably in an airport, and I got an idea so fast that I just had to run to the bathroom at the airport, grab a paper towel and write lyrics on the paper towel,” she said. “I still have it. I still have it in a box in my room.” What place in time would Taylor most want to travel to if she could? “I would want to see, probably, New York City around the turn of the century,” she said. ” ‘Cause, you know, it looks drastically different now than how it probably looked back then, and I just think that would be really exciting.” So, how much do Sway and Swift like each other? “That was a wonderful, wonderful experience,” she said of meeting Sway for the first time in 2008 for the MTV special “Once Upon a Prom.” From there, the pair relived all their greatest interview moments — including chats on red carpets for shows like the VMAs and the Grammy Awards . The gentlemanly Sway later handed her flowers. And so it seems there’s no lack of love there. Come Monday night, expect Sway and Taylor to make more memories, and you never know what interesting insider tidbits Swift will share. “Safe & Sound” is the lead single off the “Hunger Games” soundtrack and features the Civil Wars. Following Monday’s video premiere — which will also air live on MTV’s channels in Canada, Europe, Latin America, Australia, Asia and Africa — the Grammy-nominated singer will sit down with Sway for a 30-minute interview on MTV.com. Fans of the superstar can get in on the action by submitting questions via Twitter @MTVNews with the hashtags #AskTaylor or #MTVFirst. CMT will air “Safe & Sound” at 8 p.m. ET, the same time the music video will debut exclusively online at MTV.com, CMT.com, VH1.com and MTV’s international sites. On Tuesday morning, VH1’s “Big Morning Buzz Live” will feature the video at 10 a.m. ET/PT. The “Hunger Games” soundtrack, which also features Arcade Fire and the Decemberists, drops March 20. The movie hits theaters on March 23. Don’t miss the premiere of Taylor Swift’s “Safe & Sound” video during “MTV First: Taylor Swift” on Monday at 7:54 p.m. ET on MTV, followed by an exclusive chat with Swift about her “Hunger Games” clip on MTV.com. Related Videos MTV First: Taylor Swift Related Artists Taylor Swift

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