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Ex-Olive Garden Manager Spills Shocking Breadstick Secrets

We've never met Joe Wadlington. But we'd like to buy Joe Wadlington a beer. Because when this Internet user discovered this month that he was on a date with a former manager at the Olive Garden in Times Square, Joe could not focus on any other piece of information. He spent the next 90 minutes grilling this suitor on the inner workings of this shocking popular Italian restaurant chain. And now we're here to bring you Joe's exclusive findings… 1. Hold Everything! Sorry, but this will now be all we talk about on this date. 2. Buckle Up, Folks This is going to a bump, revealing ride. 3. Think You Job is Rough? Imagine working at Olive Garden… when the breadsticks actually run out! 4. Fine! Go Back to Ohio! Don’t let our amazing tourist attractions hit you on the way out! 5. Who Goes to the Olive Garden in Times Square?!? Oh, okay. That makes some sense. 6. That’s A LOT for a Plate of Spaghetti Like, so much it should be illegal. View Slideshow

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Androgynous Lesbian Gender Bending Kristen Stewart in a Thong and Pantyhose for V Magazine of the DAy

Kristen Stewart, the Lesbian actress who has been pretty fucking boring and not hot throughout her career, but where she had serious fame from Twilight….and this lesbian coming out thing has giving her a little depth to her already dull existence…mainly cuz she bangs a Victoria’s Secret opportunist model..Stella Maxwell.. I guess this is the new generation of dyke, maybe the hormones in the food, where the bull dyke era of Rosie O’Donnell lesbian is over, we are in a hip era of no gender, no sexuality, where where Lesbian or any sexuality is trend and cool….SoLesbians don’t have to ride motorbikes or wear construction boots and flannel…they don’t need to have asymmetric hair cuts, looking like David Bowie, like Kirsten Stewart but it’s bonus…but it cant be an identity crisis, or maybe it’s a no identity, don’t label me, rich girl weirdness…and who cares…she’s in a thong and pantyhose and not fat….works for me… So these lesbians, are not the ready rip off any penis that comes their way type lesbian of the past….because they hate penis…this is hollywood lesbian…and it’s not all that lesbian…but rather sex tape I’d want to watch cuz she bangs stella Maxwell lesbian…even if lesbian porn is anti climatic…it’s still worth watching pussy rub together…like they are trying to start a friction fire… The post Androgynous Lesbian Gender Bending Kristen Stewart in a Thong and Pantyhose for V Magazine of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too….. It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do… All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rachel McCord In A Bikini Will Make You Want A Burger

There are few greater things in this world than a beautiful woman in a bikini on a beach and hot, juicy burger. It’s hard to believe that only people who have found this out are the good people in the Marketing and PR department for Hardee’s and Carl Jr.’s. They once again prove that all you need to make people want to eat your food is Rachel McCord in a bikini. … read more

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Kamila Hansen is February LUI MAGAZINE Cover Girl and She’s Got Tits of the Day

Kamila Hansen is the cover girl for LUI, not that actual magazines even exist and that cover girls are a thing of the past, but I see their logo set against her tits, so maybe for nostaligia and status they still pump out a magazine…who fucking knows they are from France and French people are fucking crazy…but some aspects of French is good…like the tits everywhere, the anal on the first date that doesn’t have to be a date, the food, the good times, the laziness, the luxury…etc… What I like about LUI magazine is a little more than the fact they get models naked, because models assume since it is french it is luxury and high end, I like that it was a porn site that realized there was no money in porn, and that if you can get Mercedes to run an ad against your porn, you’ll make real money…and the only way to do that is get premium pervert photographers with mainstream success and the models they shoot..who are willing because they are models and thus hookers… The whole formula..is great…trick girls into PORN…without them knowing by pretending it is fashion – not that this is porn – it’s just tits – but I’m from an era where tits were still something you could jerk off to – no matter how feminist and desexualized through desensitizing they are. Sidenote – I have no idea who this model Kamila Hansen is, but you can google her…researching isn’t what I do… The post Kamila Hansen is February LUI MAGAZINE Cover Girl and She’s Got Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Pelas Nipple of the Day

Lindsay Pelas is one of these instagram whores – who is so low level – and irrelevant that dudes, mainly bros, follow because her tits are fucking absurdly huge and even magical…up on some hormones in the food or just interesting genetics – or fake tits…but I think they are natural.. I know, how is she not a fat chick, thank god for that deformity, before she becomes a fat chick…as she uses her tits as a tool to get ahead, and rightfully so, they are a wonderful…magical.. A huge talent, that has gone mainstream in a low level way, no magazines are featuring this trash, she probably makes her money escorting and it would be a fucking crime if she didn’t use them…. Imagine she worked as a receptionist, or as a fucking car sales man, or anything but a bitch showing off her tits…It’d be a fucking tragedy… Well, she wore mesh and snapchatted her nipples…because apparently…these big tits have nipples.. The post Lindsay Pelas Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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13 Times Vanderpump Rules Was Like Mean Girls

Vanderpump Rules chronicles lives and loves of the very lucky employees of SUR, but why can they never get along? If you watch Vanderpump Rules online , you will know that all of the stars of the show seem to want to be the one being followed by the rest of the cast.  Said cliques always seem to have someone else vying for the power to be at the top of the pack.  It's similar to the way Mean Girls played out. You had Regina George at the top of the food chain, before being knocked down a few pegs.  It's tiring to keep up with the ever changing dynamics among one of the hottest reality TV casts in the history of reality TV.  Scroll down for some examples of when the hit Bravo series was like Mean Girls.  1. Stassi Hates On Scheana’s Wedding Dress Stassi hates not being the center of attention, so you can only imagine her rage when her sworn nemesis Scheana was getting married. Yes, it was a crop top wedding dress and no matter what anyone says, it was AMAZING. Stassi, on the other hand, is just Regina George. 2. Sandoval Cries About… Sandoval always seems to get emotional at the reunion episodes. He lays out all of the facts in such a condescending manner that it makes us wonder why someone has not lunged at him. Yeah, he would fit into North Shore High School. 3. Katie HATES Lala Kent Katie and Lala are not friends. The pair have been horrible to each other throughout the series, but Katie was a complete bitch to Lala when Lala tried to apologize for her behavior. Instead, Katie opted to call Lala out for allegedly sleeping with a married man. These arguments are definitely petty. Is there even any proof about who Lala’s sharing a bed with? Umm, no. 4. Spreading Like Wildfire Rumors spread like wildfire in SUR… much like they did in Mean Girls. These two chefs laughing about Kristen being given the pink slip was EVERYTHING. 5. Stassi vs. Scheana Stassi pretty much hated Scheana from the get-go because she was the new girl at SUR. Stassi would not let her forget the fact that she was boning Eddie Cibrian. Even though they make up every few months, Stassi always has some sort of resentment towards Scheana. It’s almost like she thinks Scheana can dethrone her and take her friends away. Plot twist: Stassi’s bad attitude sent her friends Scheana’s way without the help of Scheana. 6. We PICK Your Friends! When Scheana decided to stick by Katie in her pursuit against Lala, Katie seemed to think Scheana was friends with Lala. This paved the way for some pathetic scenes that shows Katie, Stassi and Kristen giving Scheana some ground rules about who she can hang around with. Yeah, these girls never really left school. View Slideshow

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The Internet Is Laughing At This White Guy Who Cried After Being Called “That White Boy” At Popeye’s

Bo Bice Cries At Popeyes Do you know who Bo Bice is? He’s a former American Idol and current supporter of “alt-right” tweets. He’s also a grown a$$ man who cried because someone at Popeyes called him “that white boy” while delivering his food. Seriously. Former American Idol contestant Bo Bice, is crying on TV for being called a “white boy” at Popeyes. pic.twitter.com/xO995nMuCV — Music News & Facts (@musicnews_facts) January 4, 2017 While he’s crying, the internet is laughing. Really hard. Sorry, buddy. Go to KFC next time or something. More spicy for the rest of us.

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Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day

Luckily for Bella Thorne – she’s not on her period – I don’t know if she’s old enough to have a period – but probably has her period thanks to her parents exploiting her at a young age – traumatic – she just doesn’t even know it, the hormones in the food and the fact that she’s actually a 40 year old…pretending to be 18…to relive the moment and make it happen for her – and happen is happening, with her 15 million followers thanks to being slutty in pictures but not too slutty so that she can maintain her mainstream acting career…which is super fucking weird…but not really – since instagram is everything- instagram is life – just ask Mark Zuckerberg as he counts his fucking money… She’s still on Vacation, still in a bikini, but will continue to be in bikinis, even after this vacation is over…because that’s how it works. Instagram. The post Bella Thorne And Sharks in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bridget Malcom Not naked for Playboy of the Day

Bridget Malcom is a skinny, drug addict looking model – who is apparently best known for doing Victoria’s Secret, but who I like to think is pretty perfect – because in a world of obesity, jacked up hormones in our food, it’s nice to see a girl still genetically inclined to be skinny as fuck, the way models are supposed to be, whether it is through starving herself, or other eating disorders or not…it still makes me happy knowing it exists and that is is possible….it is aspirational… That said, she’s in non-nude Playboy – because apparently showing a girls naked ass, while the rest of her is naked, in various settings, but not showing nipple or cunt, is not sexualizing a girl, it’s fake art and hipster instagram branding that advertisers love, but that I think is fucking lame, because when dealing with some high profiled skinny chick like Bridget Malcom I want to see if her uterus hangs out of her like you’d assume it would due to no fat or muscle tone to keep it in place or not…I don’t need to see her long hair cover her nipples or her leg angled the right way…if anything it’s mocking us, cock teasing us, and rude…so fuck you Bridget Malcom…and Playboy…you’re rude money grubbing assholes..who don’t show assholes… The post Bridget Malcom Not naked for Playboy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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