The Worst Menu Typos Ever Made When we go to restaurants, we want to feel secure in the food we’re getting. However, when there are typos and crazy misspellings, it makes us feel like we’re not so sure about what we’re getting into. These typos are horrible and probably will ruin your eating experience.
Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are officially first-time parents today following Biel’s delivery of a baby boy named Silas Randall Timberlake. The couple is keeping all other details (including photos) under wraps for now, but reps have confirmed that both mother and son are happy, healthy and resting comfortably. After months of rumors, Timberlake confirmed Biel’s pregnancy back in January with a birthday tweet that featured a photo of the singer kissing Biel’s pregnant belly. “Thank you EVERYONE for the Bday wishes!” Timberlake captioned the photo. “This year, I’m getting the GREATEST GIFT EVER. CAN’T WAIT!” In the weeks that followed, Timberlake took every opportunity to gush about Biel and his excitement over the couple’s new arrival. “I can’t wait to see our greatest creation yet,” Timberlake said, while accepting an award at this year’s iHeratRadio Awards. “Daddy’s heading home right now to innovate by learning how to change a poopy diaper and get my swaddle on!” He went on to praise Biel as his “best friend and favorite collaborator.” There’s no word yet on when we’ll see our first photos of little Silas, but as Timberlake’s son, you can be sure the kid already has swag for days. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2015
It’s love-love for Andy Murray and Kim Sears, who tied the knot Saturday in Scotland. The tennis champ and his girlfriend made it official after 10 years together! The longtime couple married in Dunblane Cathedral in his hometown of Dunblane, Scotland. The duo began dating in 2005 and got engaged in November. Andy Murray, 27, was seen arriving to the church dressed in a formal kilt. He was accompanied by his brother and fellow tennis pro Jamie Murray, also kilted. Murray waved as he entered the 12th Century cathedral. Later, he emerged with his bride, they were showered with well-wishes from guests and fans. The athlete was clearly excited about his much-anticipated big day even before he exchanged his vows, sending out an emoji-filled tweet this morning. This pretty much sums up the wedding experience for a lot of people: Murray and Kim Sears , also 27, did not invite any fellow tennis stars, despite the fact that he’s friends with Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer: “[It will be] everyone who we’re close to, people we’ve spent a lot of time with in the past, but also people we see ourselves spending time with in the future.” “There won’t be any celebrities as such,” Murray said of the event. Murray won the Olympic tennis gold medal, and the U.S. Open, in 2012. He then became the first British man to win Wimbledon in 77 years in 2013. He can handle a racket … but couldn’t handle wedding planning. “Kim’s been pretty much doing it. I’ve tried to help out when she has asked, but I haven’t been over-involved,” he told the Telegraph earlier this month. “I did all the food and cake tasting which I really enjoyed, although I didn’t think I was going to. It’s a big day for Kim … Pretty much everything is taken care of.” That it is … and it sounds like they aced it. Congratulations! View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Got Married in 2015
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I think it is funny to see a hefty Kate Upton, not in a bikini and not showing her tits, while looking like she’s mid-30s, thanks to hitting puberty at 11, due to hormones in the food…creating tits, that her rich as fuck family could put out there, because what else are you going to do with your monster daughter, instead of making her feel like shit about being tall and build like a school bus, make her famous before the rest of her follows into the obese pile of disgusting fat that is Kate Upton… She’s overrated, she’s lazy, she could be fit, but instead chooses the plus sized life, she’s no longer relevant, people have forgot her and moved onto the next big tits, and I don’t even know why this magazine did this shoot, I assume it was a favor for a friend..because this isn’t the 90s, these models don’t have the same legacy or really need to be checked in on…I mean unless you’re her mom and making sure she hasn’t had heart disease, diabetic shock…etc….because no one really wants a Kate Upton now, but No one will actually want a Kate Upton when she’s missing a foot… That said, here is what she had to say about Social Media: “I feel like social media at this point is kind of bullshit. At the beginning it was amazing and a lot of fun. It was like, ‘Cool, I can talk to my fans!’ And now I think that we’re losing the art of it. When I joined Twitter it was just me, but [when] you’ve got contracts, it’s so planned. Now it’s about who has the best marketing, not who has a really good personality.” Some people deserve to be made fun of…. The post Kate Upton Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week, the arrival of Little Caesars bacon-wrapped pizza heralded the dawn of an exciting new era for grease enthusiasts and defibrillator salesmen alike. The Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP! DEEP! Dish is basically the pizza equivalent of the moon landing or the fall of the Berlin Wall, and since Brian Williams got suspended and all of our other prominent newsmen are preoccupied with equally deadly threats like ISIS, we need a true media pioneer to step in and capture the experience of inhaling LC’s latest nuclear gut-bomb. Enter YouTube foodie Daym Drops: Daym Drops: Little Caesars Bacon-Wrapped Pizza Review Daym scored a $12 large ‘za (You can’t argue with that price.) and proceeded to offer some amazing insights as he dogged a few slices in the front seat of his car. “I was gonna hit the crust first, but I wanna build up the anticipation so we all know it is together,” Daym announces before proceeding to “beat up the pizza.” “This bacon is crispy!” Daym proclaims when he finally gets to the heralded crust. “Little Caesar’s has OB’ed my situation.” (A caption explains that OB = “over-baconed.”) “They’ve actually taken pieces of the regular strips of bacon and sprinkled it all over the pizza, playa!” Daym advises us to get “the 11 am pizza when they first open the door” to guarantee maximum freshness, but something about eating a pizza wrapped in bacon before noon makes us throw up in our mouths a little. Needless to say, Daym thoroughly enjoyed the now-famous BWCDD. If we had to pick a pull-quote from his review, we’d go with, “Bacon on top of bacon, and the bacon is not fakin’.” However, his joy is probably best reflected in the scene where he closes his eyes and chews orgasmically while seductive smooth jazz plays in the background. Yeah, Daym really enjoyed the pizza. And now we kinda want one. Damn you, Daym. 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items 1. Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger View Photo Yes, this deep-fried Twinkie burger is actually offered at a restaurant. It may instantly kill its consumer. 2. Ramen Burger View Photo Ramen is noodles. A burger is anything but noodles. It’s unclear how these things go together. 3. Taco Bell Waffle Taco View Photo Yes, this will soon be a real thing. The Taco Bell Waffle Taco is coming to a restaurant near you. 4. Watermelon Oreos View Photo Watermelon Oreos are actually a thing! Get ’em while supplies last! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe View Photo Yes, a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe is a real thing. Go ahead and eat it… and then book a trip to the hospital. 6. Mountain Dew Cheetos View Photo In the mood for soda AND a snack? Why keep them separate?!? Down some Mountain Dew Cheetos today! 7. Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos View Photo Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos are being sold in Japan. If they ever hit stores in the U.S., we may need to move to Canada. 8. Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans View Photo Beer-Flavored Jelly Beans are here! Jelly Belly has actually released these. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. McDonald’s Hamburger View Photo The McDonald’s hamburger could be worse, we suppose … but it still looks like this when it arrives on your plate, so that’s on you. 10. Domino’s Breaded Chicken Pizza View Photo Domino’s is launching its first new product since 2012: breaded chicken crust pizza, in four oddly delicious looking varieties. 11. Guy Eats 100 Peeps in 2 Minutes View Video Think it’s impossible to eat 100 Peeps in 2 minutes? Think again, people. Think again! 12. Vegetable Ice Cream View Photo Häagen-Dazs has come out with vegetable ice cream. We have absolutely no idea why. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger View Photo This is a photo of a Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger. It is actually offered as a meal at a restaurant in California. 14. Double Down Hot Dog View Photo Yes, this now exists. KFC has come out with something called the Double Down Hot Dog. It will probably kill you. 15. Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish View Photo Bacon Wrapped Crust DEEP!DEEP! Dish is an actual pizza for sale at Little Caesars. Take note of all the bacon at play here. The End. Up Next: ” 13 Totally Disgusting Food Items .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Charlotte McKinney is some overrated model, who some people are talking about, and who is working with the right PR Team, getting invited to the right red carpets, and booking a few campaigns that suck in the mass retard male via Sports Illustrated…Carls Jr…and Guess… But all I see is some Florida trash, with a shitty tan, and a Lady Gaga face, being celebrated because of them tits, when they are just fucking tits, who fucking cares about big tits, every girl has big tits now thanks to hormones in the food, we don’t need to make this one the next Kate Upton, less fat but more ugly that she’s trying so hard to be, or the Emily Ratajkowski without the ethnic flavor, and it’s fucking world…because of you Frat Boy and your misguided fucking hormones… I mean, I guess I shouldn’t be hating so hard, I’ve been to Florida, and Florida women, in all their trailer park trash even when they are rich glory, aren’t so bad…and flinging them like feces at some Beverly Hills event, filled with rich California trash is almost a viral video…but again… If this was some busty Florida chick I met in a bar pulling this scam off after we got her in porn, knowing it was a scam, I’d be down, but since it’s someone who doesn’t realize she’s overrated florida trash…with a pretty fucking beat face…pretending to be a model…it just annoys me… Here are them tits…..because the rest of her is subpar…. The post Charlotte McKInney is Such a Pile of Florida Shit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .