So V Magazine is prepping us with this preview…for what is going to be a very fucking busty shoot with Kate Upton who is at the top of her game and taking it all in because she knows that one day soon her metabolism is going to slow down…her gut and ass are going to catch up with her tits and starving herself and working out won’t have a fucking chance….cuz that’s what becoming a woman going, all fertile and post-puberty is all about….being this bust at 19, evn with all the hormones in the food will end in disaster…but disaster hasn’t struck yet, so think of this as sipping a cocktail on the beach in Haiti a few months before the earthquake…if you know what I mean….if you don’t…then let me put it this way….disaster is coming…so enjoy this while it fucking lasts…
It’s unclear if anyone actually watched season one, but The Real Housewives of Miami will be back, Bravo confirmed yesterday. The lowest rated edition of this franchise has earned a second season pick-up, although only three original cast members – Marysol Patton, Lea Black and Adriana De Moura – will return when production begins next month. New additions are expected to be announced any week now. ” The Real Housewives of Miami follows a group of the most beautiful, connected and influential women in town who work hard and play harder,” reads a Bravo press release. “This season will give viewers an inside look at these aspirational women as they juggle family, work and the fabulous social scene in a city where the food is spicy, and the drama is even spicier.” Not really, of course. With no arrests, trips to rehab or suicides by any estranged husbands , life in Miami – for viewers at least – has been decidedly mild so far.
Football recruit Cassanova McKinzy proved in choosing Auburn over Clemson that picking a college is a deeply personal decision in which many factors come into play. Like Chick-fil-A. Yes, that’s apparently what swayed the Birmingham, Ala., linebacker after a visit to the Clemson, S.C., campus in which there was no Chick-fil-A in sight. Not cool. “[It was] the environment, and plus they had no Chick-fil-A on campus,” McKinzy said, asked why he didn’t choose Clemson. “You had to go like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their caf
If you want to put some sizzle back into your sex life, food can help you set the mood this Valentine’s Day. There’s nothing better than a romantic, home-cooked dinner, featuring some R-rated foods to help turn up the heat. “There’s a growing body of evidence that some of the vitamins and components in foods can enhance sexual function and sexual experience,” says Jennifer R. Berman, MD, director of the Berman Women’s Wellness Center in Beverly Hills, Calif. And if you’re sporting a little extra pudge, incorporating these in-the-mood-foods into a healthy, plant-based diet is one of the best ways to help you get back to your sexy self. If you’re overweight, research shows losing just 10% of your body weight can improve the quality of your sex life, explains Martin Binks, PhD, of the Duke University Diet and Fitness Center. “We find that among overweight women, they bring their negative self-talk and body image issues to the bedroom, and it negatively impacts their sexual well-being.” Here are some of the food ingredients (and my own favorite recipes) that have been major players in aphrodisiac history and lore– and also have modern-day science to help back up their claims. [From CNN Health ] Almonds Topping my of feisty foods, almonds have long been purported to increase passion, act as a sexual stimulant, and aid with fertility. Like asparagus (another one of my favorite sexy foods), almonds are nutrient-dense and rich in several trace minerals that are important for sexual health and reproduction, such as zinc, selenium, and vitamin E. “Zinc helps enhance libido and sexual desire,” says Dr. Berman. “We don’t really understand the mechanisms behind it, but we know it works.” Avocados The Aztecs referred to avocados as, ahem, testicles, because of their physical shape. But the scientific reason why avocados make sense as an aphrodisiac is that they are rich in unsaturated fats and low in saturated fat, making them good for your heart and your arteries. Anything that keeps the heart beating strong helps keep blood flowing to all the right places; in fact, men with underlying heart disease are twice as likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction (ED). Strawberries The color red is known to help stoke the fire: A 2008 study found that men find women sexier if they’re wearing red, as opposed to “cool” colors such as blue or green. Strawberries are also an excellent source of folic acid, a B vitamin that helps ward off birth defects in women and, according to a University of California, Berkley study, may be tied to high sperm counts in men. This Valentine’s Day, try making dark chocolate-dipped strawberries. And while we’re on the subject, there’s a reason we give chocolate on Valentine’s Day: It’s full of libido-boosting methylzanthines. Seafood Despite their slippery and slimy texture, oysters may be the most well-known aphrodisiac. They’re also one of the best sources of libido-boosting zinc. But other types of seafood can also act as aphrodisiacs. Oily fish– like wild salmon and herring– contain omega-3 fatty acids, which are essential for a healthy heart. For four other sexy foods and a couple recipes to get you in the mood, click here !
I get that a bitch like Kate Upton, who at 19 has a set of DD tits, fears what she will do when her metabolism slows down and the rest of her body catches up to those pre-mature thanks to hormones in the food titties….and I get that she wishes we lived in an era where being thin wasn’t so important…you know cuz Marilyn Monroe in the 50s was substantially fatter than Upton will probably e ever be, provided things don’t go bad for her, leaving her with a meth problem out of work in a trailer shopping at wal mart for her 8 black babies from different fathers…happy black history month….cuz she looks like she could easily be obese….if she let herself… But I think we need to let Monroe be dead…sure we can jerk off to her vintage erotica and appreciate her look, feel, vibe, hustle….you know a classy whore in an era where even white trash was classy…. We need to stop letting modern day bitches make a mockery of her by doing shit like this… It’s like this busty SI Model needs to find her own campaign, her own trademark, her own fucking voice….do something fucking original….she’s got the titties for it…. There’s no excuse for this, it’s not halloween…you twat.
Newt Gingrich has upped his attack on rival Mitt Romney, running robo calls in Florida now accusing rival him of forcing Holocaust survivors to eat non-Kosher food. Gingrich spokesman R.C. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : First Read Discovery Date : 31/01/2012 17:54 Number of articles : 3
Governor Tom Corbett to PA’s working poor: “I hope you and your kids starve to death.” Republican Gov. Tom Corbett has announced a major assault on the food stamp program that feeds 1.8 million Pennsylvanians, including 439,245 in Philadelphia. Pennsylvania’s Department of Public Welfare announced that on May 1, people under 60 with more than $2,000 in savings or other assets will be barred from receiving… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Suburban Guerrilla Discovery Date : 11/01/2012 23:49 Number of articles : 2
Damn, life though?? Wonder if they gave her a year for every inch…?? You may remember the former Mrs. Becker from a story we reported on back in July. Catherine Kieu Becker, the woman arrested in July for chopping off her husband’s penis and throwing it in the garbage disposal, is expected to appear in a Santa Ana, Calif., courtroom Monday for her arraignment. On Thursday, Becker was indicted for felony counts of aggravated assault and mayhem. Since her arrest, she has been held on $1 million bail, and, if found guilty, Becker could face a life sentence without parole, according to ABC affiliate KABC-TV. After Becker, 49, laced her husband’s food with an unknown drug or poison, he lay down, believing something was wrong with the food, according to police reports. He woke up tied to the bed as Becker cut off his penis with a 10-inch knife. She then threw the genitalia in the garbage disposal and turned the unit on, Lt. Jeff Nightengale of Garden Grove, Calif. police, told ABCNews.com in July. The husband had filed for divorce six months before the attack, but police could not confirm why Becker’s alleged motivation. Becker called 911 asking for medical assistance. When firefighters and police arrived, Becker told officials that her husband “deserved it,” said Nightengale. Police found the man, who remains unidentified, tied to the bed and “bleeding profusely.” Becker was arrested on several charges, including aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment and assault with a deadly weapon. Now the question she has to ask herself is, “Was that lil’ prick worth spending the rest of my life in jail??” (pun intended). Who knew you could get life for this kinda isht?? Lorena Bobbitt damn sure didn’t… Source More On Bossip! Twitter Files: The World Welcomes Princess Blue Ivy Carter And Speculates About What Her Name Means Everybody Hates Kim: A List Of People That Had Beef With Kimmy And Her Cakes For The Single And Seeking: The Best U.S. Cities To Find A Date In 2012 (Do You Already Live There??) Get Your Life Together: The Craziest, Wildest And Dumbest Fan Tattoos Of All Time
Watching these vapid cunts talking about their useless fucking new years resolutions that are about as vapid as you’d expect them to be before reading scripted bullshit about their panties….is some marketing fail….because we don’t want to see or hear these cunts talk…we want to see and hear their cunts talk…as they walk around half naked in video and picture…the second they open their mouths….unphotoshopped…you realize how unattractive model bitches actually are…it’s all smoke and mirrors motherfuckers and here is the proof that the fantasy that is Victoria’s Secret…is just shitty fantasy….but I’m promoting them anyway…and have no idea why….oh right…cuz I hate them.
Her name is Jill Martin. She’s 35. She’s a contributor on the Today Show. She was on Good Morning America. She is a reporter for the New York Knicks. She is a writer. But to me she’s a fucking nobody in a bikini that I am only posting because the paprazzi took pics of her in a bikini and I’m addicted to posting pictures taken by useless paparazzi immigrant trash who are tipped off or hired by the person in the pictures in the first place…in efforts to get some attention in the media….you know to celebrate her ass she works so hard on all year for this moment of bikini pictures ont he internet greatness that’s not so great at all…if anything it is depressing that I’m part of this.
