Jennifer Aniston has been put on notice. First, it was Patti Stanger , the Millionaire Matchmaker , telling her to be wary of moving so fast with her new love. Now Justin Theroux’s ex, Heidi Bivens, says he’s not right for her! Apparently he will “NEVER” be faithful … Did Justin cruelly mock Jen? Depends who you ask! It’s true that Theroux, 40, was dating Heidi Bivens for more than a decade before he began seeing Aniston, 42. But is there really something salacious? Criminal past? That probably entails a minor offense two decades ago. Somehow we don’t believe Jen is dating some axe murderer without know it. Still, as long as he’s a relatively random guy dating America’s Sweetheart, Theroux can expect to be scrutinized and then some. Hopefully it’s worth it.
There’s no way the hardest working woman in showbiz would miss one of the biggest night’s in showbiz. Little Monsters everywhere can rejoice, because Lady Gaga will be performing at the upcoming 2011 MTV Video Music Awards. The Gaga joins a VMA roster that already includes Adele, Lil Wayne, Bruno Mars, Chris Brown and Young the Giant. The 2011 VMAs will air August 28. Gaga unexpectedly unleashed the mind-blowing six-minute “You and I” music video Tuesday via Twitter. The video makes its TV debut tonight at 7:49 p.m. on MTV. “You and I” is the fourth single to be released from Born This Way . In addition to performing, Lady Gaga is nominated for four Moonmen at the VMAs: Best Female Video (“Born This Way”), Best Art Direction (“Judas”), Best Choreography (” Judas “) and Best Video With a Message (“Born This Way”). [Photo: WENN.com]
Abercrombie & Fitch’s timing, not unlike its earnings outlook, is less than stellar. Just hours after their offer to Jersey Shore ‘s The Situation – to pay him a “substantial amount” in exchange for him NOT wearing their apparel – the latest figures for the preppy retail chain were released. Short story? They sucked. “Looks like Abercrombie got themselves into a Situation!” you-know-who tweeted. Sitch, a.k.a. Mike Sorrentino, went on to add: “Thanks #SituationNation for having my back and you are the best fans in the world! I love you guys!” An article detailing the steady decline of A&F stock coincidentally came out right after new wake of their non-endorsement offer to Sitch had leaked. There was no mention of any correlation to the Jersey Shore cast’s love for the brand, but company’s stock took a dive of nine percent regardless. Despite their offer, clearly a diss of Mike and an opportunistic PR ploy, the retailer is still offering its bestselling “The Fitchuation” t-shirts online. Not that MTV is bitter in the least. “It’s a clever PR stunt,” the network said. “We’d love to work with them on other ways they can leverage Jersey Shore to reach the largest youth audience on TV.” MTV 1, A&F 0.
Not cool, Marc Anthony. Jennifer Lopez is trying to move on with her life personally and professionally – she’s officially on board for season 11 of American Idol – but her ex-husband supposedly won’t let her. First, Us Weekly reported that Anthony has been begging and pleading for a reconciliation ; and now an insider tells Perez Hilton the singer is taking his actions a step further. “He calls her nonstop, especially when he’s drinking, and they had a huge argument in early August,” claims this source. “Marc is constantly harassing her and doesn’t think she’ll go through with the divorce.” Is this story true? Who knows. Are Anthony and Lopez legally divorced? Not yet. Stay tuned, folks. Stay tuned. [Photos: WENN.com]
Graphic photos found on the camera of a man Robyn Gardner was with have deepened the mystery surrounding the Maryland woman’s disappearance. Robyn was supposed to be in Orlando with her parents – or so she told her boyfriend, Richard Forester. In reality, she went on a vacation to Aruba. Now the 35-year-old is missing and presumed dead. Gary Giordano , a 50-year-old Maryland businessman with a disturbing past, remains in custody. The mystery has only deepened as authorities in Aruba begin releasing details from the investigation, such as images that are “beyond pornographic.” No other information about the photos has been revealed, and it’s still not known exactly when the pictures – on Gary Giordano’s camera – were taken. It is also difficult to determine whether the acts are consensual, says Julia Renfro, editor-in-chief of Aruba Today, the island’s English language daily. “You only see organs,” Renfro tells People Magazine , disturbingly. “You don’t know if she is awake. There are other pictures where she is posing naked.” It’s the latest surprise in a case that had already gained notoriety because of its parallels to the unsolved disappearance of Natalee Holloway, 18. The suspect in that case, which captivated the nation in 2005, is Joran van der Sloot, who is being tried this fall in Peru for another murder. As far as Robyn Gardner is concerned, leads have been provocative. Along with the photos, authorities are looking into a $1.5 million accidental death insurance policy Giordano reportedly took out on Gardner before the trip.
The Duchess of Cambridge. The Boobies of Seaside. What’s not to love? We’ve already seen Anne Hathaway rapping this week. Now she’s opening up to Interview about a pop culture-loving side to her we never knew she had. The 28-year-old One Day actress had this to share with the mag: On her obsession : “Right now, I’m obsessed with Kate Middleton . Obsessed. I loved the Royal Wedding. I was so cynical going into it, and pseudo-political about the whole thing, but as soon as I saw her I was utterly charmed.” “I’m just completely enchanted by all things Kate and William. With everything she’s doing right now, I say, ‘Yay, Kate.’” On Jersey Shore : “When I first saw the show, I thought, Wow, they are having a very different experience there than my experience in Cape May.” “I thought the first season of the show was awesome because it was authentic, but I don’t watch anymore because they know there’s a camera there.” “The Situation is totally self-aware. He’s referring to himself as The Situation non-stop. In the episode I saw, his car got towed, and he was like, ‘We’ve got a situation here, and The Situation is the situation.’” On Snooki and J-Woww : “I watch MTV for escapist pleasure, but when I saw Snooki, I saw my twin . I couldn’t lose myself in the show because there I was.” “That being said, I think JWoww is amazing. I love JWoww . She’s intense. See, JWoww to me is proper Jersey because she will scrap for a friend.” So true. Just ask Sammi: Jersey Shore Fight in Slow Motion
As any viewer of the Travel Channel knows, Anthony Bourdain is not one to hold back an opinion. Typically, it’s related to food. But the No Reservations host expounded on his views in a recent interview with TV Guide Magazine, saying of celebrity chef Paula Deen: “The worst, most dangerous person to America is clearly Paula Deen. She revels in unholy connections with evil corporations and she’s proud of the fact that her food is f–king bad for you… plus, her food sucks.” Deen was not the only well-known personality to feel Bourdain’s wrath (“Does [Rachael Ray] even cook anymore? I don’t know why she bothers. To her credit, she never said she was good at it.”), but it’s safe to say she got the worst of it. What do you think? Is Deen the worst person in America?
By Findalis of Monkey in the Middle For decades the world has been told that there is an humanitarian crises in Gaza. That the people living in Gaza are being systematically starved to death by the evil Israelis. That unless the world sends help thousands of people will starve. Yet these people are the greatest of humanitarians. For while they are starving to death they are sending their food to Somalia…. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Wake Up America Discovery Date : 14/08/2011 19:28 Number of articles : 2
Kieffer Delp, the oft-troubled ex of Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans, is often cited as the root of the North Carolina native’s emotional and legal problems. He was also cited for ganking some steaks from a grocery store. Delp got busted “concealment of goods” for allegedly trying to steal steaks from the Food Lion supermarket in Oak Island, N.C., in late July. Classy. Seems like everybody’s got beef with Kieffer Delp. A source close to the MTV star says Jenelle Evans ‘ friends and family worry about her mental state whenever she’s around this shady character. “Kieffer is a bad influence on Jenelle,” the source says . “She didn’t get in any trouble before she met him. It’s always because they’re hanging out.” Delp, best known for being the guy Jenelle was busted breaking into some house to smoke a blunt with, is due to appear in court on September 12. His flirting with Britany Truett also led to this insane girl fight .
It is times like this that I wish I was a newborn baby….cuz they get so much fucking tits….maybe it’s just my Look Who’s Talking fantasy of one day being re-incarnated with this demented mind that will allow me to take it all kinds of mom tit all the fucking time…and more importantly to not relive the mistakes I’ve made this time around…however I’m pretty sure if reincarnation exists, I’m going straight to the bacteria in a pile of shit in a farm in the middle of no where….the lowest thing on the food chain…cuz that’s what happens to people like me….but I’m allowed to dream…and Miranda Kerr’s baby feeder tits are helping that….
