Kate Upton’s dick she’s addicted to and stuck with even after his phone was hacked and all kinds of nudes of other girls were leaked – you know boys will be boys – just won the world series, and thus will be making more money and bonuses, and thus will knock her up, assuming she’s not already knocked up based on her sheer size, that is fucking huge… What people don’t realize is that sure she’s happy for the win, the money, the success, the dude in a high, perfect chance to cheat on her with all the fans… But she’s really only at the game for all the hot dogs she can get for free…fat as fuck…look at those thighs…perfect for a Texas win…you know start eating those Texas portions like you’re Jessica Simpson while her dad’s out diddling boys so he can’t stop her from eating all the BBQ… That said this is supposed to be her at 18…..better than her at however many years she’s been eating since then. The post Fat Kate Upton Thighs Celebrating Houston Win of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nicole Scherzinger is a Drag Queen….or tranny and here is the proof. Reaffirming all my thoughts of her… I know that she leaked nudes a while ago of a vagina, but it could be anyone vagina to offset the fact that she’s got a dick and balls…because these tits may be big but I believe…they are still attached to a host body with a dick…that hard face doesn’t trick me… But I guess in a world with no gender…who cares what her genitals are. The post Nicole Scherzinger Officially a Drag Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In Holiday news, it’s Thanksgiving is the next great American Holiday that will be celebrated with Turkey, Black Friday and other secular things that don’t involve religion, even if religion is what fuelled the whole “giving thanks” thing…to justify raping native Americans and eating their food so that the White mad didn’t die of scurvy when he was taking over their land.. Point being, Thanksgiving is massively celebrated, but for some reason, a reason I call being locked in the basement practicing her song and dance for her evil parents and their evil intentions to get rich off of their weird looking daughter… So she decided to pitch thanksgiving on her Instagram story she performs on because that’s what these attention seekers do…and it left me feeling uneasy…which could be seen as erotic for some of you. The post Sarah Hyland Pitches Thanksgiving of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Nadine Leopold is a nothing model, who booked Victoria’s Secret a few times, and I guess that made her feel relevant.. She eventually got fat….and Victoria’s Secret never officially signed her onto their fashion show infomercial, something that she needed to give her credibility as a new york prostitute model, but then she pulled back from eating all the food at the rich guy parties, and started doing model fitness, to justify why she was even in NYC in the first place, to no shit on the Work visa her immigrant ass was given, and to be a decent human being who shows nipples at fashion shows…because the paparazzi are there and it will prove she’s fashion industry – you know…because people are that retarded they believe anything you tell them. And you know what…big or skinny, she’s still a woman and should be treated as such by masturbating to her porno she puts out there. The post Nadine Leopold Nipples in a Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Delilah Hamlin is in NYC Fashion week…and I guess her take on fashion is show them tits – which are awesome tits by the way – youthful tits – built on hormones in the food tits – as tits just kept getting bigger on 18 year olds as the years have gone on – and in some cases – not all cases – the rest of the body is still the same fit size – just more body…. Making me think the dude who genetically modifies food is some kind of pervert into giving girls everywhere tits – they’ll want to show off…because tits are great and if you can control the population with food they eat or water they drink – why not make them busty while you’re at it. This no bra trend on trend is good for the soul….being Lisa Rina’s daughter may not be though… She’s great. My new favorite. Take that Lily Rose Depp….The war is on.. The post Delilah Hamlin Brings Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
In this week's episode of Teen Mom 2, we saw Jenelle Evans … well, to be perfectly honest, we saw Jenelle lose it a little bit. She got upset when she called her mother, Barbara Evans, in the late afternoon to set up a visit with her son, Jace, that day, and then she got upset when Barbara didn't drop all of their plans the moment she called. Babs mentioned that Jenelle couldn't come over because it was Cinco de Mayo and they were all going to a restaurant. For some reason, the fact that it was Cinco de Mayo threw up some red flags for Jenelle, so she did what any reasonable person would do: she grabbed her fiancé, David Eason, and they went off to track Barbara down . They found her at a restaurant, and they literally peeked through the windows at her — or David did, Jenelle's too short. He snapped some photos of her drinking from a glass of wine, and Jenelle went off. She confronted her mother in the restaurant and made such a scene that poor Babs had to leave her dinner. But Jenelle wasn't done. In the parking lot, she accused Barbara of driving drunk with Jace and a couple of other kids in the car, something that Barbara strongly denied. She didn't seem drunk at all, for what it's worth. She just seemed exasperated that she ended up raising a person like Jenelle. Finally, Barbara left to go home, but the drama still wasn't over. Jenelle followed her home, and she knocked on doors and windows for two hours before calling the police. When officers arrived, Babs opened the door for them and requested that they remove Jenelle from her property. Both ladies were told that at this point, they were dealing with a custody dispute, and that they needed to talk things over with their lawyers. When Jenelle told this story to her producer, she sounded pretty smug: like she was the sober police, trying to save innocent children from riding in a car with her horrible, wasted mother. But now, in a deleted scene from the episode, we're seeing Barbara's side of the story. And for some reason, it sounds just a little more believable. Barbara, who doesn't film on her own anymore, met up with a producer to discuss the incident, and as she tells it, the issue wasn't that she wouldn't let Jenelle see Jace, it was that Jace didn't want to see Jenelle. “Jace did not want to go,” she says. “So Jace told her that. Jace said 'Mommy, I don't want to go to your house.'” Which must have been hard for Jenelle to hear, but not surprising — in recent episodes, the poor kid really doesn't seem too happy out on her land. Then, when Barbara took Jace and the other kids to the restaurant, Jenelle and David showed up out of nowhere. She insists that she really only did order one glass of wine, and she'd only took one sip of it because she'd just ordered her food and apparently she wanted to save it. She also mentions that she has the receipt from the restaurant to prove that. When know what happened next, thanks to that horrendous video David filmed of the incident — Jenelle accused Barbara of being drunk, way too drunk to drive. But, as she claims here, “It was all a set-up.” Really seems that way, huh? She drove home with the kids and, after making sure that her wacky daughter wasn't waiting at her house, she pulled into the garage and closed the door, then went inside. But before too long, Jenelle did show up. Barbara says that she closed every blind in the house and locked every door, and she told Jace “Look, maybe if we pretend we're not home, then she'll go away.” That's not how it happened though. As Jenelle herself admitted, she banged on the windows and doors for over an hour, and Barbara says “the kids were scared to death.” When the police were called, Barbara says that because they know her and the whole sad, sorry, situation, they told Jenelle “Get off of your mother's property, and you're not to come here again unless you're invited, and if you show up again, you will be arrested.” “I'm done with her and her lousy boyfriends,” she rants to the producer. “I'm done!” “If she wants to live with this loser guy, David … 'cause I have no respect for this guy . He's not this nice guy he portrays him to be on TV.” “He doesn't work,” she continues, “he just sucks all the money up … he's an A 1 asshole. He's a BIG asshole. He's a user, and he's gonna use Jenelle till there's no more.” Yikes … Hear Barbara's full story in the video below:
Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s daughter, who you know is ridiculously spoiled, thanks to Madonna being totally delusional…she’s a busty hairy looking creature who like her mom…is into being her own sexual being, rocking her tits in a sheer looking top, so everyone see’s what she’s packing…..and I guess thanks to her mom, she’s really really really rich as fuck, so that she can spend her days wandering around with her tits out for the paparazzi for jokes, while some dude latches onto her, because I guess when you’re sticking your dick in Madonna’s hairy daughter, you try to cum up in it, so that she marries you and supports your degenerate life for the rest of your life because she’s got nothing else to do….TRUST FUNDS!! Just fill her empty void….in all ways you can… The post Madonna’s Daughter’s Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Like every social media girl…..because everything comes down to social media now….this girl, Sarah Hyland, born in front of a camera and exploited by her parents, making her jump through hoops until she secured a job…. Sarah Hyland, who is normally weird looking, as figured out her angle…because her little underdeveloped adult body is hot….when her strange looking underdeveloped, probably thanks to creepy parents slipping drugs into her food tactics, is not that visible… Know your angles….like her co-star Ariel Winter…who is cockteasing her fans with her tits…. The post Sarah Hyland Finds her Angle Like She was Ariel Winter of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I’ve never been a big fan of people who take pictures of their food just to post on Instagram. Usually, I find the trend super annoying. But for some reason, I don’t seem to mind so much when Alexis Ren is the one doing it. Go figure. And actually, this shot’s making me kind of hungry. I don’t know about you guys, but I could definitely go for a nibble. And just to clarify, no, I’m not talking about the burger.
Image via Getty/Drew Angerer/Chip Somodevilla Trump Says He Will Give Sworn Testimony Refuting Comey’s Allegations Yesterday’s political circus felt like a pivotal NBA Finals game considering how the NBA Finals have gone this year. James Comey’s sworn testimony to the Senate Intelligence Committee charged that Donald Trump is a liar, a defaming demagogue and an all around untrustworthy person. None of which is a surprise to anyone with at least 1 eye and 1 ear. However, that hasn’t stopped the euphemistically truth-bending Cheeto-In-Chief from fighting back against what many consider a forthright testimony from Comey. According to CNN , Donald is ready to swear to God to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth as well: “One hundred percent,” Trump said when asked about his willingness to deliver sworn testimony. He adamantly denied Comey’s claims that he asked him to end the FBI’s investigation into national security adviser Michael Flynn. “I didn’t say that,” Trump said. The burnt sienna blowhard also refused to comment about the “tapes” he hinted at in his ominous-as-oatmeal tweet about the former director of the FBI several weeks ago. “I’ll tell you about that sometime in the very near future,” Trump said. Asked again, Trump said: “I’m not hinting anything. I will tell you over a very short period of time.” No need to get our hopes up quite yet, but the more Trump tweets, talks and rants, the better. From what we’ve seen thus far, he’s more than capable of incriminating himself.
