All the time God is good… As we ring in the new year we thought it appropriate to reminisce on the women that made 2011 such an enjoyable year on the internets. From singers, to actresses, to reality “stars”, to models, these are the bangers that we just couldn’t get enough of. Flip the page to enjoy the scenery…
Nothing is worse than the bus. Except the holiday bus. And after stopping to kick a man off for smoking cigarettes in the bathroom, we were boarded in Philly by two drunks, who, after the incident, were revealed as NYPD!
Once again it’s on… Nicki Minaj may have taken the mixtape fiends’ criticisms of her poppy debut album a little too personally. The first two tracks the now-actual Harajuku Barbie has shared from her upcoming follow-up, Valentine’s Day release Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded, have “Old Nicki” written all over them. That means maniacal, cartoonish rapping, with enough technical virtuosity to break through the macho defenses of old-fashioned hip-hop heads. What it doesn’t mean, unfortunately, is more lighter-than-bubblegum pop brilliance of the kind that catapulted bonus track turned mega-hit “Super Bass” onto so many best song lists. But even with the likes of young New York rapper Azealia Banks nipping at her (sky-high) heels, Nicki displays a degree of insanity that’s difficult to match on new cut “Stupid Hoe,” which follows no-hooks, no-bridge, no-third-verse “Roman in Moscow” as the latest batshit Roman Reloaded rhyme spree. We’re burying the lede a little, in journalism parlance, but so does Nicki: Yes, “Stupid Hoe” confirms speculation the rapper will be performing alongside Madonna at the Super Bowl in February. But that braggadocious scoop — “2012, I’m at the Super Bowl!” — comes only after roughly two-and-a-half minutes of ear-piercing whistles, frenetic hand claps, and Minaj stretching out words like so much Silly Putty. And it’s before she starts singing in a Caribbean cadence, or spitting the phrase “f*** a stupid hoe” like she’s a rabid dog. All in all, “Stupid Hoe” is another masterfully kooky display of Minaj’s MC skills but there’s a slightly disappointing “been there, done that” quality to this Nicki party. Even some of the choicest lines — “These bitches are my sons, and I don’t want custody,” repeated twice in Lil Wayne-weird goblin flow — hark back to her previous zingers. Plus, we really hope “Stupid Hoe” isn’t Minaj’s umpteenth Lil Kim diss, because that beef has been on the table too long. Wow!! Nicki and Madonna at the Superbowl??? That’s gonna make the Queen Bee sick, eghck… Source Flip the page to listen to ridiculously hilarious new diss track
We know there’s no accounting for taste, but COME THE EFF ON! Men’s Health Magazine just published their list of the 100 hottest women ever, topped by Jennifer Anniston who had to admit herself that she probably shouldn’t have won that title. The list is made up of countless pin-up girls, porn stars, in addition the usual models, actresses and singers one would find on this type of list. Now, we know that this list wasn’t made for “us”… But when Pam Grier , Tina Turner, Jennifer Lopez , Halle Berry , Shakira and Beyonce all rank below Britney Spears, we HAVE to call shenanigans. Flip through the pages below to see which Black and Latina women made the cut and where they ranked on this travesty of a list.
SMH @ Lil Michael’s mother justifying his fights in school and describing the boy as a “comedian.”: “Earlier this year, a Stockton student was handcuffed with zip ties on his hands and feet, forced to go to the hospital for a psychiatric evaluation and was charged with battery on a police officer. That student was 5 years old.” Turn the page and see the interview with Michael and his mother.
Seriously?!?! Three women in Zimbabwe accused of raping at least four men to get their sperm for traditional rituals. The women, who have been charged with 17 counts of aggravated indecent assault, go on trial today in a case that has shocked the country. Police officials in Zimbabwe believe the alleged perpetrators are part of a nationwide syndicate that may be using the sperm for a traditional ritual claiming to make people lucky and wealthy. They were apprehended in a town about 170 miles outside of the capital city of Harare after police found 31 used condoms in their car. At least nine men have come forward with similar stories of being attacked. One of the alleged victims told his story on a popular national talk show called Maichiamba. He said he was raped after accepting a car ride from the women. “One of the women threw water in my face and they injected me with something that gave me a strong sexual desire. They stopped the car and made me have sex with each of them several times, using condoms,” he said. “When they had finished they left me in the bush totally naked.” The women deny committing any rape or sexual assault The women have denied the charges, claiming they are prostitutes and did not have time to dispose of the condoms. Cousins Rosemary Chakwizira, 24, and Sophie Nhokwara, 26 told local media that since being out on $300 bail, they’ve been in hiding after having their lives threatened. We’re terrified to imagine what kind of “rituals” are performed with the “gentleman goo” in 31 used condoms… Source More On Bossip! Galleries: Weezy’s Lil Girl Reginae Carter’s Cinderella Themed 13th Birthday Bash Boxing’s Baddest Bangers: The Most Beautiful Breezys Getting That Golden Glove Lovin’ Eff A Stylist: The Most Attention Sloriest Red Carpet Looks Of All Time One-Time For Yo’ Mind: A Gallery Of The Best Cop Television Shows Of All Time!!