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She is too old to be doing something as disgusting as this . Woman Urinates In Businessman’s Driveway We hope she is embarrassed of her behavior. According to The NY Daily News A process-serving granny has been busted urinating on a Houston businessman’s driveway in what he thinks is a bizarre revenge attack. Surveillance cameras caught the elderly woman pulling down her pants and underwear and peeing all over commercial real estate broker Mitch Zarskey’s property at 1 p.m. Sunday. The stranger then calmly gets re-dressed, zips up her clothes and walks off. Zarskey thinks the woman was a process server upset that he lied to her about his identity. He revealed that she had twice come to the door looking for him, but he gave a fake name because he thought she was a door-to-door salesperson. Now, however, he thinks that she could have been trying to deliver legal documents in a case involving one of his business ventures. Whatever the reason behind her disgusting attack, Zarskey decided to make her antics public and upload the video to the web. “It’s like watching a train wreck,” he told CBS Dallas-Fort Worth. “I had to watch it over and over again and I just couldn’t believe it.” The entrepreneur doubts his attacker will return to the house, but just in case she does he has posted a handwritten note in his window. “Check out your YouTube video ‘process server granny,’” he wrote. Watch video here. Eww. Youtube
Thank God Khloe decided to cut her losses. Khloe Kardashian Tried To Get Pregnant To Save Her Marriage Khloe is like many naive women who think a baby will save an already failing marriage. It doesn’t matter how many babies she pops out, Lamar will always be in the next room smoking rocks. According to Radar Online Despite ongoing allegations of Lamar Odom‘s cheating and drug use, Khloe Kardashian was desperate to save her marriage until very recently, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. In fact, sources reveal that she was actively trying to get pregnant with his baby as a last-ditch effort to stop his destructive behavior. The youngest Kardashian sister “truly believed that if she got pregnant, it would cause Lamar to change his ways,” a source tells RadarOnline.com. “Khloe thought having a baby together would bring them closer together as a couple. It was all she ever wanted, to have Lamar’s baby and have their own family.” Unfortunately, the source says, she’s now begun to realize that that dream will never come true. “Khloe now recognizes that bringing a baby into this relationship at this time would have been a disaster, and unfair to an innocent child,” the source explains. Indeed, Khloe reportedly told Lamar that she’s filing for divorce on September 27: the couple’s fourth wedding anniversary. “She called him on their anniversary and told him she’d be filing for divorce,” an insider told US Weekly. “She wanted to give him fair warning. Khloe was very firm. She said she will be filing soon and she thinks it’s best they move on. Khloe told Lamar she hopes he gets the help he needs.” However, a family insider recently told Radar, “There is a lot of love between the two of them, and Khloe is still holding out hope that Lamar will go to rehab and get help.” Who will save Lamar from himself? Splash News Continue reading →
Another day, another crooked azz priest . Priest On Probation For Helping Teenager Get Piercing And Drugs These kids look to priests for spiritual guidance and instead of keeping them on the right path some do isht like this. Sad. According to The NY Daily News A retired St. Louis priest who was once voted “Chaplain of the Year” is spending his final years trying to explain how he helped his teenage altar boy get a chest piercing. 78-year-old Robert Charles Manning was acquitted of sexual assault and possessing child freaky flicks in July, but was convicted on Sept. 26 on two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. A judge sentenced him to four years of probation for reportedly giving the 16-year-old Colorado teen alcohol and sticky icky in 2011, the Colorado Springs Gazette reports. The priest also allegedly tagged along while the boy was getting his chest pierced, going so far as to sign a parental consent form. Judge Robin Chittum of the 4th Judicial District said that the minor had been searching for spiritual guidance when he came to the priest. “He found that in you, Father Manning,” she said. “And you turned that and took that away from him.” Chittum said she considered giving the priest jail time, but decided against it after realizing Manning would spend most of that time in a hospital. The priest and his lawyers are glad that he was given four years of probation instead of jail time. “It’s a little longer than I would have hoped,” Manning said. “I doubt that I’ll live long enough to serve it all.” Phuck not giving him jail time. We’re sure they’re people in jail who will carry his oxygen tank for him (side eye).
Everyone’s favorite struggle twerking filth bucket posed for famed celebrity photographer Terry Richardson in the most painfully-not-hot photoshoot, maybe ever. To Miley, baring her Justin Bieberish bawdy in a filthy photoshoot probably seemed like great promo for her upcoming album “Bangerz”/SNL appearance, but to everyone else it was yet another excuse for endless slander. Here are the funniest reactions to Miley’s filthy photoshoot. Take a look. Continue reading →
13 Things You Need To Know About Scandal Before Season 3 If you’re a “Scandal” fan, then we don’t have to tell you that season 3 of the show premieres tonight on ABC. However, we are aware that somewhere in between the government shut down, school starting and Miley Cyrus becoming an hourly annoyance fixture in the everyday news cycle, you may have missed a few episodes, be a new-comer to the show….or just flat out forgot what happened in past seasons. Well, fear not. We’ve got you covered with a mini-recap of 13 things to keep in mind about “Scandal” that will help you navigate your way through tonight’s premiere. Take a look, starting with Olivia’s team of Gladiators… Continue reading →
Avoiding getting slizzard and addicted to drugs in the entertainment industry is hard when temptation is everywhere, but it’s especially hard when your parents have a history of addiction. Here are 9 celebrities who had parents with addictions.
Janet is taking a page out of Madonna’s book. Janet Jackson And Husband Planning To Adopt Janet’s children will be more spoiled than North West and Blue Ivy combined. According to Page Six Several sources say newly married Janet Jackson, 47, and billionaire hubby Wissam Al Mana are following Angelina Jolie’s and Brad Pitt’s lead in seeking to adopt at least two children, from Jordan and possibly children from civil war-ravaged Syria. “It’s going to happen, and real soon,” a family member said. Younger brother Randy, whom Janet joined last year in trying to wrest control of Michael Jackson’s estate from executors John Branca and John McClain, has long touted his sister as “someone who’d make a perfect mom.” Of the Jacksons, Randy is considered closest to Janet. “She’s the sweetest person on earth,” Randy Jackson said. “Janet has always been concerned about the welfare of the world’s children and it’s important to her that she affords a baby the opportunities that have been afforded her,” another source said. In addition to Jolie, Jackson has also reached out to Queen Rania of Jordan to help facilitate an adoption, something Jolie had previously done, as well. Efforts to independently confirm a meeting between the pop princess and the royal were unsuccessful. Surprisingly, the Jackson source said Janet hasn’t ruled out getting pregnant, even at 47. “She’s kept herself in great shape,” the source said. Do you think Janet would make the perfect mom? Continue reading →
So sad. Man Killed After Being Thrown From Party Bus This young man had his whole life ahead of him. SMH. According to The NY Daily News A 24-year-old California man died early Sunday after he was thrown from a party bus onto a highway and struck by several cars, police said. C.J. Saraceno was partying with pals for a friend’s birthday around 12:20 a.m. aboard a limousine bus traveling on the 101 Freeway near Universal City at when the accident occurred, police said. Passengers told Saraceno’s father that C.J. was changing music near the front when the vehicle made a sudden turn, causing him to tumble through the door. California Highway Patrol said the Connecticut native was hit by several cars. The horrific accident closed a stretch of the freeway for about three hours, local KTLA reported. The drivers that struck Saraceno pulled over to the side of the highway. It’s unclear how fast the bus was traveling at the time. No arrests have been made, though an investigation was ongoing, CHP said. Saraceno, who according to his Facebook page went to Tufts University, moved to L.A. from Connecticut two years ago and worked for NCLUSIVE, a digital design agency. “Our company is a family made up by every individual member, and C.J. was a one of a kind from the day he walked through our doors,” NCLUSIVE CEO Jesse Richman said in a statement Sunday. “He is loved more than we can express. C.J. and his words will never be forgotten.” It’s phucked up to be on a party us where you’re suppose to have a good time and get thrown to your death. Prayers go out to his family. Facebook Continue reading →
Was it that serious? Student Suspended From School Over Gun Keychain It’s reasonable that society is on edge after the numerous incidents of gun violence that have taken place his year, but a keychain isn’t going to kill anybody. According to The NY Daily News A 12-year-old boy was suspended from a Rhode Island middle school after a gun keychain — just bigger than the size of a quarter — dropped out of his backpack during class. Joseph Lyssikatos said a classmate scooped the novelty pistol from the ground and began showing it to other students at Alan Shawn Feinstein Middle School in Coventry when a teacher confiscated it on Thursday. “I didn’t know that (there) was anything wrong with it,” the seventh-grader told NBC 10 News. Lyssikatos was suspended for three days and banned from a class field trip to Salem at the end of the month. The boy’s mother, Bonnie Bonanno, was outraged at the punishment. “That’s disgraceful,” said the woman, adding that the suspension alone was “enough for him mentally.” School officials declined to comment, but gave the news station a copy of its zero-tolerance policy, which states that suspensions are determined by the principal. Lyssikatos’ family said the school’s behavior specialist issued the suspension — who, along with the principal and the superintendent, won’t return their calls. “This is no bigger than my thumb,” said the mother, looking at the toy gun, which is barely two inches long. “(The classmate) was the one waving it or showing it to other kids, not Joseph. Joseph wasn’t doing that, so why weren’t both of them reprimanded?”mn shame Damn shame. Shutterstock