With cable TV rerunning our favorite movies at a vicious rate, it is hard to determine whether or not one should give up two hours to the cable gods. Finally, we have a handy formula to help us decide
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The Cable Movie Rewatchability Index
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Tagged basic, bennyhollywood, cable, cable tv, devil wears prada, equations, fórmula, fuzzy math, gender, hallmark, live and let die, number, role models, showtime, time
I was at my neighbor’s house borrowing a couple cigarettes cuz I was out and because it was a good excuse to stare at his immigrant wife’s fat tits cuz she doesn’t wear a bra, and they were watching this Grammy Award Nomination event that I couldn’t believe existed. I am actually surprised that people even watch the Grammies, considering it is some bullshit marketing campaign financed by the record labels, pretty much staged and not representative of anything good, but it turns out people care enough to watch the nominees, after I went on a little rant about how stupid the concept is, Katy Perry walked on stage in this dress, with these tits, and I was really happy she decided to distract me from her gut and busted up face, with something she actually has going for her, and that something are these incredible tits. Fuck you Grammy Award Nomination show, you ruined my fucking hope in humanity…..even with your prostituting of Katy Perry….
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Katy Perry Big Tits for the Grammy Nominations of the Day
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Tagged booze, cleavage, fórmula, grammies, grammy, grammy-award, Hollywood, house-borrowing, Pictures, prostituting, through-proper, usually-expect, were-watching
Two of my favorite things in life is booze and useless pussy. Here are a few ads for Absolut Vodka that are pretty fucking boring to me, because I like usually like drinking my booze and not looking at pictures of my booze, and I definitely prefer real women to pictures of women posing, and I really prefer those real women to be fuckin soaked through proper in booze, because historically, drunk bitches are easier to fuck, especially if you slip some shit in their drink and drag them out by their hair…
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Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel for Absolut Vodka of the Day
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Tagged absolut, absolut-vodka, booze, fórmula, formula-before, Kate Beckinsale, Pictures, through-proper, usually-expect, women-together, zooey deschanel
My big problem with Twilight is that the shit has become ridiculously successful, pretty much porn to any girl 18 years old or younger, but it hasn’t taught them real proper whore behavior, or really any lessons in life other than that ugly chicks can get swept off their feet by vampires who they find to be mysterious and hot because they have british accents. I didn’t see the movie, but I know that Kristen Stewart is a girl I hope no one aspires to be, or looks at as the formula of what dudes like fucking, because even in her short shorts, she looks like the piece of white trashy kid who was raised in poverty and didn’t have access to enough dairy or vegetables or really any nutrients growing up because they were so poor and her mom was lazy, so it was twinkies and bologna for her, so her body paid the price and looks like this retarded mess.
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Kristen Stewart Has a Shitty Ass in Little Shorts of the Day
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Wear the most ridiculous outfits you can possibly find. Supplement them with various, equally absurd wigs. Write catchy songs Eric Cartman can sing covers of
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Lady GaGa Sheltered By Massive Dome of Hair
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‘She’s smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn’t want to deal with,’ he tells MTV News. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Tim Kash John Mayer and Tim Kash Photo: MTV News Like the rest of America, John Mayer wept when Miley Cyrus decided to leave the Twitter-verse last week. Unlike the rest of America — or, say, the 99.8 percent that isn’t famous — he could sort of understand why she did it.
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John Mayer Knows Why Miley Cyrus Left Twitter: ‘The Hate-rix.’
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Police arrested a 29-year-old man on suspicion of assault after the incident. By Eric Ditzian Leona Lewis at her London book signing on Wednesday Photo: Ian Gavan/Getty Images Leona Lewis ‘ book signing in London for her new memoir, “Dreams,” took a frightening turn Wednesday (October 14) when the singer was assaulted by a young man. According to various news reports, Lewis was signing autographs and posing for pictures with fans when a man from the line stepped up and punched her in the head
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Leona Lewis Punched At London Book Signing
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‘This video is going to be as awesome, if not awesomer,’ Gabe Saporta says of follow-up clip to ‘Good Girls Go Bad.’ By James Montgomery Cobra Starship Photo: MTV News When it came time for Cobra Starship to shoot the follow-up to their breakthrough “Good Girls Go Bad” video , they didn’t want to mess with the formula for success. So they brought in the same director, shot in the same city and imported the same hot babes
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Cobra Starship Give Behind-The-Scenes Peek Of ‘Hot Mess’ Video
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Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger says she is the envy of girls around the world for dating
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Tagged always-gets, couple, envy, face, fórmula, keep-reminding, lewis hamilton, nicole scherzinger, past, remind-girls, some-bling, the-couple, world
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