Cuba and his wife have called it quits. Cuba Gooding Jr.’s Wife Files For Separation Twenty years is a long time to be married to someone and then walk away. Some isht must have went down. According to TMZ: Marriage was NOT as good as it gets for Cuba Gooding Jr.’s wife — she just filed for separation from the Oscar-winning actor after 20 years of marriage, TMZ has learned. Sara Kapfer filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences. She and Cuba were high school sweethearts and got married in 1994. They have 3 children, 2 of whom are minors. Sara wants joint legal and physical custody. According to the docs, child support will be determined later. It was all good a minute ago. Oh well, they gave it the old college try. WENN
SMH. Man Mauled By Dog While Trying To Take Selfie With It When will people learn to leave these animals alone? Some dogs are not selfie friendly. According to The Daily Citizen: A Murray County Sheriff’s Office deputy is recovering after one of the department’s drug dogs bit him in the face on Monday. Maj. Greg Fowler said Brett Morrison sat down with the Malinois after several deputies and probation and parole officers had finished serving a large number of warrants. The dog routinely goes with officers during such events, Fowler said. Fowler said Morrison wanted to take his picture with the dog, so he knelt down with a camera phone and wrapped his arm around the dog’s neck. “It’s an act of aggression to them whenever you do that,” Fowler said. “The canine just responded by what was presented to him based on his training.” That response was to bite the lower part of Morrison’s face, ripping it up so badly he had to be taken to Hamilton Medical Center and eventually received several stitches, Fowler said. He said the dog’s handler didn’t have time to react before the dog attacked, but the dog quickly backed off once the handler gave a command to stop. Fowler said the dog is current on all of its shots and hadn’t bitten anyone before. Calling the situation “an unfortunate accident,” Fowler said Morrison is expected to be OK but is on pain medication. “They had to do quite a bit of stitching in the lip area where (it had been opened up) in a pretty good gash,” he said. “We’re praying for the deputy and everything to be fine with him. He’s recuperating well, and we’re sorry for the incident, but when you train animals, you train them to do certain things, and you don’t deviate from the training” At least he is recovering. We bet he won’t do that again. Shutterstock
I figure it’s time to take a quick break from all that classy Oscar red carpet action for something much hotter: busty British nobody Maria Fowler heading home from a London club at 3 AM. So forget all those stupid Academy Awards after-parties and their thousand dollar gift bags, because thanks to Maria and her giant funbags, this is the one party I really wish I’d been invited to this weekend. Oh well, maybe next year. Fingers crossed. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com , PacificCoastNews
I forget why Maria Fowler is famous, but since she’s British and has giant funbags, I’m just going to assume she’s a reality TV star. And judging from these pictures, I’m guessing her show follows Maria’s courageous battle with nipple-itis, a wonderful disease that afflicts hundreds of celebrities every year. So with her permission, I’d like to try an experimental cure. It involves my mouth and it’ll probably take a several sessions, but I’m willing to do it even if Maria’s health insurance doesn’t cover it. Photos: WENN.com
To all my lady readers out there, you’re going to want to pay special attention to this post, because here’s hot British nobody Maria Fowler showing you the best possible way to get out of a car. Now, practice makes perfect, so you’ll want to try it a couple times. And feel free to send pictures my way so I can make sure you’re doing it correctly. It’s all about getting the angle just right. » view all 41 photos Related Articles: Maria Fowler’s Wardrobe Malfunction Maria Fowler Drops Some Quality Cleavage Maria Fowler Is All Breasts And Wings Alyssa Milano Touches Me In All The Right Places Photos: WENN.com
Victoria’s Secret should take notice because this is how you promote a lingerie line when you have your models do in-store appearances. Oh wait! Maria Fowler is not promoting lingerie here; she’s endorsing the ‘The Only Way Is Essex Celebrity Bronze’ tanning spray. I’m sold! How do I order and does it include Maria? If so, don’t worry about the shipping and handling. I’ll pay.
I have a hard time keeping all these hot British nobodies straight in my head, so I’m not really sure why this Maria Fowler chick is famous. Well, at least on sites that don’t take her cleavage into consideration like I do. Anyway, I read somewhere that Maria recently got liposuction, and here she is showing off the new and improved body. I never thought Maria was that big before, but thankfully she didn’t slim down in the all-important chest region, so it looks like her career is still safe. Phew. » view all 24 photos Related Articles: Maria Fowler’s Wardrobe Malfunction Maria Fowler Drops Some Quality Cleavage Maria Fowler Is All Breasts And Wings Alyssa Milano Touches Me In All The Right Places Photos: WENN.com
I don’t know anything about fashion, I’m still waiting for torn boxer shorts to become popular, but this Maria Fowler chick’s dress looks like it’s got wings. I don’t know if it’s supposed to make her look like an angel or a chicken, but I like it. Obviously, its mostly got something to do with those large breasts hers. Whatever she’s supposed to be, this is one bird I’d definitely like to pluck. I think you know what I’m getting at. Enjoy.
Maria Fowler is probably one of the hotter girls from the reality TV series The Only Way Is Essex and here she is showing off her nipples in a bikini Continue reading →
