Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….
Halle Berry received bad news in her personal life today: a judge ruled that she cannot move to France with four-year old daughter Nahla. The actress had been locked in a long-term struggle with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry over her authority to make such a decision, with the Canadian model even arguing at one point that the move would endanger Berry’s life . Berry, who is engaged to Olivier Martinez, says she never had any intention to take Nahla away from her father, but the ruling still did not turn in her favor, according to TMZ. No further details are available at this time.
And Atlantic City is underwater !!! What the hell?? Hurricane Sandy is whipping her wrath on the mid-Atlantic this evening and she’s proving to be one angry beyotch!! According to the New York Post : A four-story apartment building in Chelsea suffered a partial collapse this evening, authorities said. The building, on Eighth Avenue near West 15th Street, has the front façade completely exposed following the collapse around 6:25 p.m. One firefighter suffered minor injuries, the FDNY said. A tourist from Seattle who was staying in the building said she first noticed some pieces falling from the ceiling. “It’s an old building, it creaks and things, so initially we didn’t think anything was going on,” said Natasha Stelmaszek. She then went outside to look at the building, which has a business on the first floor, and noticed a crack. “I decided to go upstairs to the fourth floor and then down to the second to let everyone known,” Stelmaszek, 56, said. “And as a group, we just figured it was time to get out.” Isabelle Boussard, who is visiting from France with her family, said after Stelmaszek alerted them to the imminent collapse, “we quickly went in and packed our luggage and we came across the street. “Ten minutes later, we watched it fall. It was crazy. It’s a very bad trip.” City Council Speaker Christine Quinn was on-hand to survey the wreckage. Hit the flip for more…
Alec Baldwin says the documentary he’s making with filmmaker James Toback , Seduced and Abandoned , continues to take shape. I spoke to Baldwin briefly at the reception that Hamptons International Film Festival Chairman Stuart Suna threw at his East Hampton home on Saturday afternoon. There, the actor — who arrived at the party gallantly carrying his new bride Hilaria Thomas’s high-heeled party shoes — explained that interviews he and Toback conducted with venerable filmmakers Martin Scorsese , Francis Ford Coppola , Roman Polanski and Bernardo Bertolucci will comprise the core of the project. “They are the pillars of the film,” said Baldwin, who described Seduced and Abandoned as a “meta” documentary about filmmakers who venture to the carnival-like South of France festival to raise funds for their latest projects. The “meta” aspect of the film stems from Baldwin and Toback’s plans to appear in Seduced and Abandoned as themselves as they attempt to scare up funds for a small movie they may or may not make. Baldwin also said that the incorporation of the Cannes festival footage the men shot on Croisette in May will depend what falls under the “fair use” doctrine of U.S. copyright law. He also confirmed that movie mogul Harvey Weinstein will not appear in Seduced and Abandoned. Weinstein drew Baldwin’s ire when he declined to be interviewed for the film at Cannes, although the two men made peace a few days later. In May, Toback told Deadline , “We will talk to every billionaire financier in Cannes, to a few directors and movie stars to get a sense of where film is today and how it is changing as a business, and the whole evolution of Cannes from a pure festival to this bizarre mix of wildly diverse elements. It still clings to the pure notion of film, with all sorts of other ramifications from financial to maritime implications that make it so complex.” Baldwin let drop another nugget of interesting information later that night at a Q&A he conducted with actor Richard Gere at Guild Hall in East Hampton. There, the 30 Rock star said that he might be teaching at New York University’s Tisch School of the Arts, where he is an alumni, in the spring. Although it’s a fair assumption that Baldwin will be teaching some form of acting class, he did not elaborate upon his comment. I’ve put in a call to his spokesman and to NYU and will update accordingly. Also in attendance at the chairman’s reception in East Hampton were Gere, Sting, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Adam Driver and Dree Hemingway. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Diane Kruger is some bitch who is pushing 40 who is probably best known for being in a long term relatonship with Joshua Jackson that weenie from Dawson Creek…yes I just called someone a weenie…but only cuz that’s the best word to describe Joshua Jackson…. Or maybe she is know for her own stab at hollywood being in shitty blockbusters like Troy and National Treasure and the upcoming National Treasure 3 whatever else she has done before this glorious photoshoot of her pantsless for Marie Claire France…. What matters is that she is german and thus likes shitting on and being shit on….and that what makes her really matter…
Roman Polanski will go French in his next project based on a Tony Award-winning stage-play and he’s tapping his wife to play the star. Polanski is adapting Avid Ives’ stage play Venus in Fur , relocating the setting to Paris from New York, casting his spouse Emmanuelle Seigner who auditions a role in a sadomasochistic drama. It is not clear if Polanski’s on-going warrant from a statutory rape charge dating back to 1978 prompted him to change the setting to France where he has lived since the alleged incident. Last year, he directed Kate Winslet, Jodie Foster, Christoph Waltz and John C. Reilly in another play adaptation, Carnage , which was also set in New York, though directed from the safety of France. This will be Seigner’s the third collaboration with her husband, following Frantic , Bitter Moon , and The Ninth Gate , according to BBC . In the latest collaboration, she will star opposite French heart-throb Louis Garrel. “I’ve been looking for a chance to make a film in French with Emmanuelle for a long time,” Polanski said in a statement. “Reading Venus in Fur , I realized the moment had arrived.” The Lionsgate production will begin shooting in November, so perhaps a Cannes premiere is in the works. Quick synopsis from Wikipedia: The writer-director of a new play, an adaptation of the novel which inspired the term Masochism, is on the telephone lamenting the inadequacies of all the actresses who showed up that day to audition for the lead character. Suddenly, at the last minute, a new actress bursts in, the exemplar of every fault he has decried: needy, crude, compliant, desperate. Yet over the next 90 minutes, the balance of power shifts as the actress establishes total dominance over the director, exactly as in the novel. [ Source: BBC , Wikipedia ]
Poor Thang! As if she wasn’t already crazy enough, friends of Halle Berry say she is dangerously close to losing her mind thanks to the paranoia that has resulted from multiple close calls with stalkers and the paparazzi. While she’s hopeful a judge will grant her permission to move her young daughter Nahla to Paris along with her new fiance Olivier Martinez, some say she will completely lose it if the courtroom outcome doesn’t end with that result! A beleaguered HALLE BERRY is heading for an emotional meltdown as she fights a nasty custody battle over her 4-year-old daughter Nahla, say sources. The bitter court case, in which Halle is trying to get permission to move to France with Nahla, comes on the heels of two terrifying stalker threats, pushing the academy award winner to the edge, fear friends. “Halle is paranoid and her nerves are as frayed as I’ve ever seen them,” revealed a pal. “She fears every camera flash that goes off in her face and sincerely believes she or her daughter is going to come to serious harm if the two remain in Los Angeles. “Friends are worried she’s going to fall off the edge.” The custody hearing is just the latest of several heated court battles the 46-year-old beauty has waged with Nahla’s father, model Gabriel Aubry, since their 2010 split. Earlier this year, Aubry’s nanny filed a battery report against him, claiming he pushed her while holding Nahla. Just months later, Aubry, 35, won a victory when the court awarded him $20,000 a month from Berry in child support. Since then, Halle has been seeking court approval to relocate to France with Nahla and her fiance, French actor Olivier Martinez. Aubry has vigorously contested the move, and the two are nearing the end of a month-long trial in a Los Angeles courtroom to determine the outcome. Halle has plenty to worry about if she’s forced to remain in Los Angeles, say insiders. In January, 28-year-old Richard Franco was hit with five year’s probation and a 10-year protective order to stay away from the “X-Men” star after he was caught trespassing on her property three times in July 2011. Even more frightening, another stalker who’d threatened to slit Halle’s throat, 54-year-old Robert Hoskins, briefly escaped from a mental hospital in February. “These horrible events are scary enough for Halle, but now that she is a mom, she feels both she and Nahla are targets,” said her pal. “That’s why if a judge blocks the move to France, we all fear the worst. It could send her spiraling further downward. “If she can’t find some peace, Halle is in danger of an emotional collapse.” We know it’s unrealistic to roll around with bodyguards 24/7 it seems like at this point it’s worth Halle’s sanity to invest in more security. Do you think Halle’s fears are unfounded or is it normal to feel this way after being threatened by random strangers? Source Warner Home Video
