Lily Rose Depp is French from France and her mom is famous french from France…meaning a magasine like Elle France featuring her is expected as she pushes her rich, connected, teen model for instagram career deeper into the fashion world..it is just a little French Pride…of one of their own….while being connected to very famous people, but more importantly being absolutely amazing to look at. Her face is just fucking wonderful…and I don’t care about the typical hatred I have for nepotism or social media starlets like a HADID…because for some reason, I think this one deserves all the attention she’s getting…and all the work she’s getting and I am prepared for her to be the next big thing…. I am excited for her to replace the other cunts who aren’t as deserving as her…and sure you can argue that she’s just as bad as the other entitled brats…with the “her dad is Johnny Depp, obviously she’ll get work and really go anywhere she wants”…but she’s hot…and hotness is what matters…and while coupled with nepotism, being a spoiled brat, probably having a laid back life…because her parents were too into their own egos…with a trust fund and good times.. She’s 17…so don’t sexualize her…because that would make you a pedophile as bad as someone who fucks babies…at least according to the law….you sick fuck… The post Lily Rose Depp for Elle France of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
At 9 pm EST tonight, Donald Trump will square off with Hillary Clinton for the third, and thankfully final, presidential debate. At this point, these things are like dentist appointments: We all agree they’re necessary, but they can be intensely painful experiences. Anyway, Trump got trounced in the first debate , and rather than redeeming himself in round two as his supporters had hoped, he arguably made an even bigger mess of his second clash with Clinton. Have you ever seen a 70-year-old man crash from an epic coke high in a televised town hall setting? We have, and it was ugly. Anyway, with less than three weeks remaining until the election, this may be Trump’s last chance to shift the momentum in his favor. So naturally, the real estate mogul/anthropomorphic Flamin’ Hot Cheeto is pulling out all the stops. Sources say he’s boning up on tonight’s topics, such as the national debt; he’s participating in mock debates; and of course, he’s … inviting President Obama’s half-brother?! Yes, in the sort of move that kind of makes you wonder if he’s participated in some sort of Freaky Friday mind-swap with a petulant toddler, Trump is attempting to psych Hillary out by making Malik Obama his guest of honor. If you’re wondering about the reasoning behind the decision, as far as we can tell, there isn’t any. It’s true that Malik supports Trump, but it’s not like he’s Hillary’s half-brother. We’re sure lots of politicians have relatives who are diametrically opposed to them ideologically. Is that the point Trump is making here? That’s not a rhetorical question; we’re legitimately confused. Not surprisingly, Trump didn’t offer much in the way of insight when he was asked about his decision during a recent press conference: “I look very much forward to meeting and being with Malik,” Trump said, sounding very much like he and the 58-year-old recently arranged a smash session on Tinder. “He gets it far better than his brother.” “I’m excited to be at the debate. Trump can make America great again,” Malik told reporters. Asked about the allegations that Trump sexually assaulted as many as a dozen women, Malik – a Kenyan-born American citizen – trotted out the lame-ass Cosby defense: “I don’t believe them,” Obama said. “Why didn’t they come forward before?” Well, he’s certainly delusional enough to be a Trump supporter! View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President Inviting the President’s half-brother seems like kind of a pointless stunt, but who knows? Maybe the sight of Malik sitting in the crowd will somehow sway every undecided voter in the country and a few million Hillary supporters over to Trump’s side. Then, when Trump gets elected on the strength of the Malik bounce, the whole country can groan a sarcastic, “Thanks, Obama!”
That’s it! It’s over! We can hand Hillary Clinton the Presidential election now! Because she destroyed Donald Trump at the first debate? Because a video surfaced of Trump saying he likes to grab the pussy of any woman he chooses? No. Well… yes. Yes for all of those reasons. But we can mostly hand the Presidential election to Hillary Clinton now because Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night. And before turning the stage over to the beloved comedian, the legendary singer made a promise to the crowd. She specifically made a promise to every man in the crowd (or not in the crowd, we presume) who casts his vote on November 8 for Clinton. Simply put, Madonna said she will go down on you. She didn’t sugarcoat this. She didn’t beat around any bushes or imply this. She very straightforwardly came out and said the following: “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” Madonna said prior to bringing out Schumer. Wait… what? For real? Will she put any effort into it to make it worthwhile? Of course! This is Madonna! She takes her sex acts very seriously! “I’m good. I’m good,” she assured attendees. “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact.” Oh, and one more thing, the 58-year-old said: “I do swallow.” Check out the video posted above to hear these words come out of Madonna’s mouth… just in case you needed one more reason to do the right thing, fellas. Schumer, of course, is a huge Hillary Clinton supporter herself. She got into some trouble last weekend during a show in Florida when she asked a Trump voter to come up on stage and explain himself. Soon after this man sat down, Schumer laid into Trump (hard!), earning a negative reaction from the crowd that included many people actually walking out of the venue. Watch the awkward incident take place below: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! But Schumer used this as an opportunity to just be hilarious and biting, reading an open letter to these Tampa fans during last night’s performance. “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said on stage, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? “After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people – who’ve been tricked into it! “And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. “I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!” But anyway, back to Madonna real quick: we’re voting for Hillary Clinton. Just saying. View Slideshow: 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna
Eminem has a timely surprise for you – a politically-charged diss track slamming Donald Trump and racist pieces of garbage like George Zimmerman. Ha. And you thought you were gonna be watching the hot mess debate tonight. The fab track is called Campaign Speech . It features explicit lyrics like “Dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels/To address the court with a bull’s-eye on his back/His whole chest and torso left on the doorstep of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him.” It gets even better, though: about the current political climate, he continues, “And that’s what you wanted, a f–king loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?” “Great idea,” he spat. “If I was President, getting off is the first order of business once I get in office.” Check out the video for more: Eminem SLAMS Donald Trump If those aren’t chart-topping verses in our country’s current time of distress, we don’t know what is. Eminem shared the video on his Twitter page, and said that there’s absolutely more to come. “Don’t worry,” he wrote. “I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile.” Fans, naturally, flipped out, as this is Eminem’s first release in a few years, since The Marshall Mathers LP 2 dropped in 2013. Last year, Eminem, though he didn’t release any new albums, made major headlines. In a freestyle rap, he attacked Caitlyn Jenner , Bill Cosby (totally reasonable), Donald Trump (also reasonable), and Miley Cyrus. One of the more memorable verses from the freestyle was “I’m f–ked worse than Donald Trump/On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in a McDonald’s drunk.” “I invented p–ck, and that’s a true statement, I see the b-tch in you, Caitlyn/Keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d–k.” Blistering. He later received a lot of negative attention for his presence on a Dr. Dre song, where he rapped about rape victims . “Ain’t no one safe from/non-believers, there ain’t none/even make the b-tches I rape c–.” No. Just no. Moving beyond, Shady also revealed his extensive history with drug abuse – as if it weren’t already evident – in a tell-all interview with Men’s Health . He said, “In 2007, I overdosed on pills, and I went into the hospital.” “I was close to 230 pounds,” he admitted. “I’m not sure how I got so big, but I have ideas. The coating on Vicodin and the Valium I’d been taking for years leaves a hole in your stomach, so to avoid a stomachache, I was constantly eating – and eating badly.” However, he initially went overboard with his post-overdose fitness regime, and said that he “got a little carried away.” “I became a f–king hamster,” he said. “Seventeen miles a day on a treadmill.” “I started getting OCD about the calories, making sure I burned 2,000 every day,” he admitted. “In the end, I got down to about 149 pounds.” “I ran to the point where I started to get injured,” he concluded. We’d say “Guess who’s back,” but we probably don’t have to.
Eminem has a timely surprise for you – a politically-charged diss track slamming Donald Trump and racist pieces of garbage like George Zimmerman. Ha. And you thought you were gonna be watching the hot mess debate tonight. The fab track is called Campaign Speech . It features explicit lyrics like “Dressing George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels/To address the court with a bull’s-eye on his back/His whole chest and torso left on the doorstep of Trayvon’s dad as a present for him.” It gets even better, though: about the current political climate, he continues, “And that’s what you wanted, a f–king loose cannon who’s blunt with his hand on the button who doesn’t have to answer to no one?” “Great idea,” he spat. “If I was President, getting off is the first order of business once I get in office.” Check out the video for more: Eminem SLAMS Donald Trump If those aren’t chart-topping verses in our country’s current time of distress, we don’t know what is. Eminem shared the video on his Twitter page, and said that there’s absolutely more to come. “Don’t worry,” he wrote. “I’m working on an album! Here’s something meanwhile.” Fans, naturally, flipped out, as this is Eminem’s first release in a few years, since The Marshall Mathers LP 2 dropped in 2013. Last year, Eminem, though he didn’t release any new albums, made major headlines. In a freestyle rap, he attacked Caitlyn Jenner , Bill Cosby (totally reasonable), Donald Trump (also reasonable), and Miley Cyrus. One of the more memorable verses from the freestyle was “I’m f–ked worse than Donald Trump/On Lexapro in Mexico across from a Texaco in a McDonald’s drunk.” “I invented p–ck, and that’s a true statement, I see the b-tch in you, Caitlyn/Keep the pistol tucked like Bruce Jenner’s d–k.” Blistering. He later received a lot of negative attention for his presence on a Dr. Dre song, where he rapped about rape victims . “Ain’t no one safe from/non-believers, there ain’t none/even make the b-tches I rape c–.” No. Just no. Moving beyond, Shady also revealed his extensive history with drug abuse – as if it weren’t already evident – in a tell-all interview with Men’s Health . He said, “In 2007, I overdosed on pills, and I went into the hospital.” “I was close to 230 pounds,” he admitted. “I’m not sure how I got so big, but I have ideas. The coating on Vicodin and the Valium I’d been taking for years leaves a hole in your stomach, so to avoid a stomachache, I was constantly eating – and eating badly.” However, he initially went overboard with his post-overdose fitness regime, and said that he “got a little carried away.” “I became a f–king hamster,” he said. “Seventeen miles a day on a treadmill.” “I started getting OCD about the calories, making sure I burned 2,000 every day,” he admitted. “In the end, I got down to about 149 pounds.” “I ran to the point where I started to get injured,” he concluded. We’d say “Guess who’s back,” but we probably don’t have to.
Kim Kardashian Talks About Kanye Giving Her Upgraded Ring In Interview This is pretty sad considering recent events… An interview Kim Kardashian did with Andy Cohen on September 27 at Pier 60 for the Girls’ Lounge dinner that was part of Advertising Week 2016 is making it’s rounds, largely because she tells the romantic story of how husband Kanye West gave her the $4.5 million 20 carat Lorraine Schwartz ring after closing a deal (rumored to be worth billions) with Adidas to open Yeezy retail stores. Via US Weekly : “My husband was very nice … he did surprise me … it’s a really cute story,” Kardashian told Cohen, 48, when asked about her new diamond. “So I was sleeping and he woke me up in the middle of the night and said, ‘Babe, babe! I got you something from Adidas.’ And I said, ‘OK, I’ll get the shoes in the morning, babe, I’m sleeping.’ … And then he put the Lorraine Schwartz box on my pillow … and I woke up! … He said, ‘You know I just did that big Adidas deal, so I got you something from Adidas.’” Kardashian added that West, 39, also had the ring engraved with “Adidas” on the inside. Isn’t that sweet? LOL You know she woke up when that box hit the pillow! Meanwhile, more details are emerging about who robbed Kim of her jewels. According to Daily Mail reports, five white middle-aged male cyclists were behind the robbery and after collecting information from both Kim and the apartment concierge police believe the men were French and likely career criminals. Despite leaving France Monday just hours after the incident, Kim has been briefing the police by phone. While no images have been released, police are saying there may be images of the group arriving and leaving the luxury apartment building. A source close to the investigation said, “There have been no arrests, but we are slowly piecing together profiles of those involved in this crime. What we have been told so far is that they were in their forties or fifties, and were of European appearance. They came went on bicycles, and only spent a few minutes inside the flat, suggesting they knew exactly what they were doing. We have studied huge amounts of CCTV film in the area, and there is a chance that images of the men may have been caught on camera. Ms Kardashian claims a gun was placed against her head and she was tied up and gagged and pushed into a marble bath before the men took the jewels, which were ‘easily on display on a bedside table,’ said the source. As the men ran away, she managed to ‘wriggle out’ of her hand ties, and get onto a balcony, where she started shouting. The concierge – who suffered roughly the same fate at Ms Kardashian – has also told police one of the robbers at one point said: ‘Where is the wife of the rapper?’ The building has nine apartments inside, each protected by armored doors that lock from inside. It’s also now been revealed that Kim’s French bodyguard Pascal Duvier declared bankruptcy earlier this year. Kim’s ring is actually engraved with a tracking number but diamond experts believe it’s likely that will be removed if the thieves have it taken to a cutter who will recut the diamond and likely remove the ID number in the process. SMH. What a mess… In the meantime, Kim arrived back in L.A. with her mom and kids yesterday. Hit the flip for photos SplashNews/AKM-GSI
370 Kilos Of Cocaine Found a Coca-Cola Factory In France It’s long been rumored that Coca-Cola and cocaine had a very symbiotic relationship. Based on a new AP report, it might not be a rumor… Workers at a Coca-Cola factory in southern France opened a shipment of orange juice but found a huge shipment of cocaine instead. The Coca-Cola factory in the town of Signes, near the Mediterranean coast, produces concentrates for various drinks. A spokesman for Coca-Cola France says employees immediately notified police and judicial authorities have opened an investigation. Sacks containing 370 kilograms (815 pounds) of cocaine were hidden in a shipping container holding orange juice from Costa Rica, the spokesman said. The Marseille prosecutor’s office said Wednesday it opened an investigation into trafficking and importing illegal drugs. Coca leaves were reportedly used in the original Coca-Cola drink in the 19th century, although the company says cocaine has never been an “added ingredient.” Gonna be hard to believe that now… Image via Shutterstock Continue reading →
After a few closer-than-expected victories over Australia, Serbia, and France, Team USA will face off against Argentina tonight to begin their march toward an expected gold medal in Rio.
It’s only been about seven months since we first learned that Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are dating , but the couple appears to be moving very quickly. They haven’t even officially confirmed that they’re an item yet, but we’d say the recently-leaked photos of Orlando’s penis did a good job of spreading the word for them. Friends with benefits don’t generally take naked tropical vacations together, ya know? Anyway, Katy and Orlando are definitely a thing, but it’s unclear how serious they are. But don’t worry, there’s still been plenty of widespread speculation. First, there were the obligatory rumors that Katy and Orlando are planning a wedding . Now we have reports that Katy and Orlando are eager to settle down and start popping out babies. Remarkably, however, the latest comes from the usually-reliable People magazine. A source tells the mag that Bloom and Perry are “not engaged yet, but seem to be heading that way,” and both are eager to start a family. Bloom already has a son with ex Miranda Kerr , and he’s reportedly in awe of how well Katy and his kid get along. “He would love to settle down with Katy and have more kids,” says the insider. “He hasn’t been this serious about a girl since Miranda.” Perry, however, is understandably cautious about taking the leap again. “Katy’s divorce from Russell [Brand] really messed her up emotionally,” the source says. “She’s not going to rashly make a huge commitment like marriage again unless she thinks it’s absolutely right.” The insider adds, however, that Katy feels her relationship with Bloom couldn’t be going any better: “They’ve been getting along really well. They are serious about each other and their relationship.”
Olympic Swimmer Ryan Lochte Gets Robbed At Gunpoint In Rio It’s rough in Rio…not just for spectators, but for the athletes themselves. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte became the target of an armed robbery after leaving a nightclub in Rio last night…and is reportedly pretty shaken up about it. Via MailOnline : Gold medalist Ryan Lochte has reportedly been robbed at gunpoint in the back of a taxi after a night out partying in Rio. Lochte and three of his American teammates had been invited out by Brazilian swimmer Thiago Pereira when the terrifying incident took place. Pereira’s spokesman, Flávio Perez, said Lochte was unharmed in the incident that took place after a birthday party at the nightclub, Club France. ‘Thiago Pereira and his wife Gabriela Pauletti were in Club France, the French house in Brazil, and they were celebrating the birthday of a friend,’ Perez told the Washington Post. ‘Lochte was also in the same place, commemorating the same birthday. Ryan and Thiago are friends. ‘Thiago and his wife left earlier, they left alone, the two of them. Thiago and his wife went back to their hotel. Then Thiago, on finding out what happened, called Ryan. Ryan is well, and Thiago said that the robbery, according to Ryan, was in the taxi. The taxi was robbed.’ SMH! Yall be safe out there in Rio! Splash
