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Phoenix Takes A Tour Bus

Here is a totally lovely video of French indie band Phoenix rocking out on a Paris tour bus. This may be a little niche, but I honestly spent the better part of today grappling with the realization that I'll never marry Thomas Mars, so I had to post it. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate

Welcome back to Midweek Madness , in which we take a walk through the celebrity weeklies, in search of entertaining gossip. This week: Britney’s beach wedding; Katie’s leaving Tom; Angie and Johnny are planning to make out and shower together.

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This Week In Tabloids: Jolie & Johnny Destined To Fornicate

Lindsay Lohan to Make Samantha Ronson Jealous with Girl-on-Girl, Threesome Action

Lindsay Lohan may be on the outs with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn’t mean she’s not thinking about her and thinking up ways to make her jealous.

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The Hamster Hotel

ATTENTION FURRIES: A French hotel is offering the chance for people to become a hamster. They'll give you costumes, hay, and hamster food. There's even a wheel! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

A Million Little Palinisms: Leaked Emails Already Contradicting The "Truth" of Going Rogue

Sarah Palin writing a book was asking for trouble. Here it is. McCain campaign emails have leaked, and they’re completely damning to the validity of the book’s narrative.

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France Goes Ahead, Makes Clint Eastwood’s Day

Clint Eastwood always could command an audience. Now he has the title to prove it

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Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

There was a time when Lohan was untouchable. She was at the top of her shit and the idea of being in the same room as her was pretty much fantasy because when a bitch is at the top of their shit, they assume they are too good for everyday people, so it’s nice to see her fall from her peak and struggle to stay relevant, by attending events and getting plastic surgery and shit in hopes it’ll make a difference, because in her superficial world, I guess it does because a girl who was once only fucking every single celebrity or rocker, is almost at the point of being someone you can throw a couple hundred dollars at and she’ll do whatever you need, we just need a few more rejected movie roles, a few more horrible reviews on her fashion career and a few more bad investments, and bitch will be ours to share. The whole thing is exhilerating, as I’ve been a Lohan fan since the beginning…

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Lindsay Lohan Lookin Affordable at an Event of the Day

Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

It looks like Samantha Ronson grew out her beard, put on her trademark hat and made an official public appearance with her new pussy now that Lohan and her are rumored to not be together anymore. I think it’s nice to see her coming out of her shell by not hiding her hormone therapy and really coming to terms with her and her ambiguous sexuality because in her case it really is a genetic thing because she is a twin and if you’ve seen pictures of her mother you’d be surprised her uterus was sober enough to get the right amount nutrients and growth hormones to not give birth to a pile of muddy flesh. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Samantha Ronson’s Got New Pussy of the Day

Miley Cyrus in a Shitty See Thru for the Perverts of the Day

I love when I see grown American men go crazy over Miley Cyrus because she isn’t hot at all. Seriously, she’s got no sex appeal and I can’t even see anything about her I find hot or even remotely attractive which is saying a lot because I would fuck rotting meat if it was defrosted. See, I live in a place where 14 was legal for the longest time and may still be.

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Marisa Miller Bikini Pictures

I’m being told that these are pictures of Marisa Miller teaching the girls on America’s Next Top Model how to pose on the beach in their bikinis. Thank you Jesus! Maybe if we’re lucky, next time she’ll teach them about French kissing and the proper way to apply baby oil to get just the right shine. This could become a fifty disk DVD box set, How To: With Marisa Miller , teaching women to do everything from slow roast a ham to waxing their lady business

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