See backburger from Creed’s love interest Tessa Thompson , watch French foxes strip down on Versailles , and go to the honeyMOON suite with Lady Gaga and Alexandra Daddario on American Horror Story: Hotel .
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Go Below the Belt with Creed’s Tessa Thompson
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I’ve had a major crush on Nicola Peltz for a while now, but if you’re late to the party on this hot model, I have a feeling this spread she just did for Jalouse Magazine ought to do the trick. And if you can’t read French, don’t worry, I’ll translate the rest of the article for you: it says that Nicola’s career goals involve landing a pasty blogger ex-husband and moving into his mom’s basement with him. Just kidding. Who can focus on an article with a body like this around? Frankly, I’m surprised they even bothered to write one in the first place. If you ask me, it’s just a waste of page space that could’ve been filled with more booty shots.
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Nicola Peltz Does Jalouse Magazine Good
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Vanessa Paradis is a 42 year old French (from france) actress which means you’ve seen her tits in French movies….in Vogue Paris…for France…because France is all over the news, but not really, the rest of the world is “over” the terror attack and we’ve all moved onto new things to worry about…like our Thanksgiving Turkeys and how annoying our relatives are…especially that uncle who you pretend didn’t molest you when you were a kid…even though he molested you when you were a kid… But here she is showing her 42 year old French ass, an ass that Johnny Depp tainted for 14 years…with his sperm…making babies…like that hot Lily Rose who I guess is 16 or 17 now….and in a broken home…thanks to super famous dad fucking super strategic stepmom Amber Heard…who prior to Johnny Depp had been in one movie and was in the media for being bi sexual…like it was a story…when really it was more a “I’ll do whatever my client pays me to do”.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! And that’s to never respect a homewrecking whore…but to move in and offer comfort to the mom, who may be old, but who still has an ass, that is on the cover of a fashion mag, not a weird fetish mag featuring old moms…an ass that you can assume she likes having filled, at least based on my experience with french women…but those french women are more the white trash French Canadian kind, not the Parisian fancy ones getting shot at the cafe by the Arabs they hate… Yes…I WENT THERE… The post Vanessa Paradis’ 42 Year Old Ass for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Vanessa Paradis’ 42 Year Old Ass for Vogue of the Day
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Here are a couple of models named Henriett Barabas and Teresa Dilger….for a French Magazine, for France….because in the event you didn’t know, there was a pretty deadly attack on the heavily racist city….that could also be seen as infidels because of shitty security measures as those socialists barely work, or because they celebrity good life, good nudity, good tits, good sex, good food, good wine, good party…all pretty pretentious… Even their men’s magazines, like LUI, it’s not porn, it’s a men’s site, and this is a shoot that isn’t porn, it’s a men’s site, it’s not porn, it is product placement for a Jewelry company…and there are a few extreme close-ups on the jewelry…to get that point across because they only way to get men at a Men’s magazine to notice Jewelry is by throwing in some tits…. The post Teresa Dilger and Henriett Barabas for LUI for France for Freedom Fries of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Teresa Dilger and Henriett Barabas for LUI for France for Freedom Fries of the Day
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NYTimes : Shootings in central Paris on Friday night have left several people dead and wounded, French television reported, while an explosion near Paris at the country’s main sports stadium forced the hasty evacuation of President François Hollande. The explosion occurred during a France-Germany soccer match. The shooting broke out at a concert hall. Some reports said as many as 18 had been killed in the 10th and 11th Arrondissements of Paris. Others said hostages had been taken. It was unclear whether there was a link in any of the violence to terrorism but French media reported that Kalashnikov rifles were involved in the shootings — a favored weapon of militants who have attacked targets in France — and that many rounds were fired. The shootings occurred near the former headquarters of Charlie Hebdo, the satirical newspaper where shootings in January traumatized France. Police sirens sounded throughout central Paris on Friday night. NYTimes :
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Breaking News: 18 Dead In Paris Terror Attack! [Video]
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The Rock Announces He’s Having A Baby Girl Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and girlfriend Lauren Hashain are excited to be expecting their first child together. Today, the wrestler-turned-actor announced today that he’s expecting a baby girl. This is his second daughter — Dwayne already has a 14-year-old daughter, Simone, with his ex-wife Danny Garcia and recently adopted two French bull dog puppies. Aww, good for these two!
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It’s A Girl! Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson Announces The Gender Of His New Baby On The Way
Are you ready to get lost at sea again? Pixar sure is. About 13 years after audiences ate up Finding Nemo at the theater, the company is set to release Finding Dory, another animated adventure that centers on a lost fish, the same fish voiced by Ellen DeGeneres in the original smash hit film. This time around, Nemo is the one who must go on a rescue mission, accompanying his forgetful friend as she goes off in search of her family. At least she thinks that's what she's doing. Dory doesn't exactly have the best memory in the world. She doesn't really have any memory at all, for that matter. Which is just one of the reasons why we love her so much. DeGeneres will return as the voice of Dory in this sequel, while Diane Keaton, Albert Brooks, Idris Elba, Ty Burrell and Dominic West will also lend their voices to the film. Finding Dory is scheduled to hit theaters on June 17, 2016 and its official tagline reads as follows: The friendly-but-forgetful blue tang fish reunites with her loved ones, and everyone learns a few things about the true meaning of family along the way. We can't wait, especially considering what the trailer says about Finding Dory: An unforgettable adventure she probably won't remember. We love it.
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Finding Dory Trailer: An Unforgettable Adventure
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If you watch Game of Thrones online , but you’ve never read the George R.R. Martin novels on which the show is based, you might be pretty sick of book-readers ruining the plot twists the way Ramsay Bolton ruined Theon Greyjoy’s love life. Fortunately, we have good news for bibliophobes and fans of dong-related humor, alike. A page from the GoT Season 6 has leaked online, and now you can be in command of all the spoilers (and dick jokes) by doing about one one-billionth of the reading. The image on the left was posted on social media by a French actor named Elie Haddad, who’s playing an undisclosed role in the upcoming season. The original tweet was quickly deleted, but since this is the Internet and GoT we’re talking about, fans immediately began zooming in on the pic to try and decipher the text. While it doesn’t reveal the fate of Jon Snow or anything major like that, it does fill us in on where the Khaleesi wound up after being surrounded by Dothraki raiders in the season 5 finale. And as is pretty much always the case with GoT, there’s some peen talk, as well. According to our generation’s sharpest minds, the full text of the conversation (between two random Dothraki) is as follows: “I like her.” “She’s paler than milk.” “I bet she gets nice and pink when you pinch her.” “I’d like to know what a Khaleesi tastes like.” “Good. You can suck my dick.” And then, presumably, someone gets all pissed off and disembowels someone else, and a set of boobs wanders into the shot. Like we said, it doesn’t reveal much, but it does seem to confirm that Dany was captured by the Dothraki in one of the final scenes of Game of Thrones Season 5 Episode 10 . Will they recognize her as the widow of Khal Drogo? Will she be able to recruit them to join her ever-growing army of disgruntled badasses? Will there be more wang-based dialogue? The answers are: we don’t know, we don’t know, and most definitely.
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Game of Thrones Season Six Script Leaks Online, Reveals Fate of Daenerys
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Lea Seydoux is french….I live in French Canada, which is not quite as refined as French french, and the girls are the equivalent of the back woods inbred hicks of the french….but the girls are still culturally french, and in being french they are slutty, into getting naked and great in fucking bed because they are emotional freaks…and give it their all..they anal on the first date that isn’t even a date, but more an encounter…so as I am a fan.. Léa Seydoux did a lesbian scene in a movie and for that…we are forever greatful… SEE IT HERE …so I am a fan… Léa Seydoux has been in Vogue….which is so premium…crucial to the fashion industry because in trying to stay relevant they are giving instagram models and the Kardashians covers..now she’s got Nipples in some obscure market version of GQ…and I am a fan…because Léa Seydoux is a babe and that’s all it takes… The post Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lea Seydoux Nips for GQ Italy of the Day
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Ah, Shakespeare. Willy Shakes. Poet, playwright, subject of countless half-assed term papers, possible stoner , and arguably the most celebrated figure in the history of literature. The Bard’s got quite a few achievements under his foppish Elizabethan belt, but has he ever released a multi-platinum album? Did even have a squad ? We doubt it. So maybe Ryan Adams is on to something when he says Shakespeare and Taylor Swift are basically in the same boat. Or maybe he’s just being a total dumbass. Adams recently covered Swift’s 1989 in its entirety, and while we – like most people – initially dismissed it as part of his ongoing attempt to remain relevant and sell some records to people who aren’t confused about the absence of “Summer of ’69” on the tracklist, it turns out Ryan actually has a ton of respect for Taylor. Like, “thinks she’s on par with the greatest geniuses the Western world has ever produced”-level respect. In a recent interview with The Guardian , Ryan compared covering Taylor’s songs to “being in Ghostbusters or something, and then all of a sudden I have to go do Shakespeare.” When the interviewer pointed out that that’s a bit of an “overgenerous analogy,” Adams replied, “Well, look, those songs are popular for a reason. She’s a popular artist for a reason.” He may be onto something there. Guys, we recommend you take your girlfriend to McDonald’s instead of a fancy restaurant for your next anniversary, and if she questions your decision, simply point out that Mickey D’s is more popular than any French eatery on the planet, and there must be a reason for that, non ? Then, when she dumps you, you can write an album of sad breakup music, and Ryan Adams will cover it the next time he’s out of ideas. It’s the circle of life.
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Taylor Swift is Basically Shakespeare, Ryan Adams Says With a Straight Face
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