Since it’s good to have some variety every once in a while, I figured we’d take a brief break from all the busty British nobodies/reality stars I always post on the site, and focus on something a little different today: busty French nobody/reality star Nabilla Benattia . Like I said, variety. Anyway, here’s Nabilla at the Cannes premiere of some movie called The Homesman doing her country proud. And I don’t know who she’s taking that red carpet selfie with, but whoever it is, I want a copy. The angle is perfect. Photos: WENN.com
I guess Blake Lively is trying to resurrect her career or something, because this is the second post I’m doing on her this week after going almost a year without any new hotness. Anyway, here she is at Cannes showing off some nice stems for a French talk show and her funbags for a movie premiere, even if I would’ve preferred one dress a little lower and the other a little higher. But if Blake really wants to regain her former Hollywood Tuna Babe of the Year status, it’s much simpler than finding a new tailor: just ditch that actor loser she’s married to. Hey, it worked for Scarlett Johansson , right? » view all 30 photos Photos: WENN.com
Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. TMZ: : Kylie Jenner helped tattoo her initials on the hand of Lionel Richie’s son … which is both stupid and not entirely legal … and TMZ has the video. It all went down at a recording studio in Hollywood on Friday night. According to our sources, Kylie was there with sister Khloe Kardashian, French Montana, Mally Mall and Miles Richie. We’re told Miles (who is 19) was getting ink from John Petro, who has tatted up the likes of Soulja Boy and Lil Wayne … when Kylie decided she wanted to help out. Sources say Kylie threw on some gloves and put her hands on top of Petro’s as he administered the tat — sorta like when a father lets his kid sit in his lap and “drive” a car. TMZ
Jesse Jane is one the last living pornstars that I know of, not that she even does work anymore, I don’t really keep track of porn, but I know she’s was in it right before the crash of porn, when girls made actual money doing porn, built a fan base doing porn, back when porn wasn’t just some easy to digest bullshit made for the internet like it is now… I am sure there will be a porn revolution, but while that happens, these old school porn girls are doing paparazzi pics,the way the no name bikini girls do paparazzi pics, and that’s jokes…but I’d rather see people who matter or who have a fan base being silly on the beach than some no name twat, so I support this behavior…
I hate that find Aubrey O’Day hot…because I spent so many years making fun of her for being a fat idiot, with shitty fake tits, because I hate fake tits…but then she got fit, and all of a sudden, she seems relevant, fantastic and all that hatred I had for her turns into wanting to fuck the smell of all the black dick she’s had in her….with my mouth… The sick thing in all that is that I am serious… It’s like I hate fat girls so much that I can’t see past their fat, for the delicate flower that they are, but the second bitch stopes eating and starts posting shit like this on the internet, I fall in love…not that I love Aubrey O’Day, but I do love this…it’s like Aubrey O’Day, why are you so Pretty Today…oh right…tits…busting out of shirt you are tugging… This is the formula girls. She’s mastered it.
Esmée Vermolen is a French model who is breaking the French Bikini laws, that include but aren’t limited to – NO FUCKING BIKINI TOP… But that doesn’t meant that these pics are bad, in fact, I hate 99 percent of bikini pics, not because I am gay, or into girls who are clothed, just because I’ve seen so many of them, and no one puts any real production into them. It’s like everything is as about as high concept and stimulating as a Victoria’s Secret catalog…which theoretically lost its purpose the second internet porn happened and you could jerk off to things other than an underwear catalog when your wife was at the park with the kids… But I get it, it’s about the model, and this Esmée Vermolen and her sexy, exotic french name excites me, but mainly because french girls like anal on the first date, that doesn’t have to even be a date, but rather just an encounter…and encounter Esmée Vermolen and I need to have…
Here are Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe in a Free People campaign… I’ve done one post on Hanalei Reponty back when I first fell in love with her, before forgetting she existed, because she’s not all that memorable. She’s just a beach lifestyle model, with a beach name, who pretends to surf and who is packaging herself pretty well, not to mention who is a nice package, especially in a bikini…Is she going to be a huge star who fucking knows, I just know she’s good to stare at…. I’ve also done posts on Camille Rowe who is French amazing model who usually gets topless, but who isn’t’ topless, even though topless is the only bikini in France…who cares..what matters is these bitches are on the beach and bitches on the beach are far better to look at than my wife who I think is getting ready to take a shit…because that’s what It smells like.
Now we know what French Montana sees in Khloe Kardashian. The reality star posed a selfie to Instagram yesterday and gave followers a very clear look at her cleave, as Khloe is seen below saluting her fans in promotion of an appearance on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Khloe Kardashian Instagram Photos Open Slideshow 1. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Pic Hello, Khloe Kardashian cleavage! The reality star posted this photo to Instagram. View As List 1. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Pic Hello, Khloe Kardashian cleavage! The reality star posted this photo to Instagram. 2. Khloe Kardashian Gun and Sheep Costume Photo Khloe posted this photo to Instagram. We have no idea what it means, either. 3. Khloe Kardashian: Sailor? Khloe Kardashian in another sexy Instagram photo in which she fancies herself a sailor or something. 4. Khloe Kardashian Kleave Khloe Kardashian in an Instagram photo in which she fancies herself a sailor. 5. Khloe and Scott in Miami Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick share a moment here in Miami. Did we mention they’re staying at the crazy expensive Versace Mansion? 6. Khloe and Kendall Ride Dirty Khloe and Kendall are riding dirty in this fun Instagram photo. It’s nice to see them wearing clothes. 7. Kylie and Khloe on the Trampoline Down goes Kylie Jenner! She actually had to go to the hospital after suffering a trampoline accident with Khloe Kardashian. 8. Khloe and Kendall Khloe and Kendall get all dressed up for this occasion. They are partying it up for the holidays. 9. Khloe Kardashian as a Blonde Khloe Kardashian is now a blonde. What do you think of this look? 10. Masked Khloe and Kendall Khloe Kardashian poses here with birthday girl Kendall Jenner. Yes, that really is them behind the masks. 11. Khloe Kardashian with a Mustache Khloe Kardashian is in a silly mood. She’s donning a fake mustache here during a family dinner. 12. Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free Khloe Kardashian is makeup free in this photo. She is posing for TLC’s “Unpretty” campaign – and looking good, huh? 13. Khloe and Kim It’s time for a “serious sister moment.” That’s what Kim Kardashian has dubbed this photo with Khloe Kardashian. 14. Khloe Kardashian and The Game Khloe Kardashian is partying with The Game in this photo. Take that, Lamar Odom! 15. Khloe Kardashian on Instagram Khloe Kardashian has posted this photo to Instagram. She included with it symbols that stands for “see no evil.” 16. Khloe Kardashian with Pals Khloe Kardashian has posted a photo to Instagram. In it, she hangs with friends at Katy Perry’s Labor Day party. 17. New Khloe Kardashian Smile and no one will notice. So Khloe Kardashian wrote as a caption to this selfie. 18. Khloe and Kourtney on Instagram Khloe Kardashian puckers up to Kourtney Kardashian in this Instagram shot. It was taken as sister Kylie’s 16th birthday party. 19. Khloe Kardashian Selfie Khloe Kardashian has posted this selfie in response to rumors about her husband and marriage. Interpret it as you see fit. “Ahoy mateys!!! I am going to be judging on@rupaulsdragrace again tonight for their first ever#GlitterBall at 10/9c tonight on Logo!!! #Shashay#YouBetterWork #CoverGirl,” Khloe wrote as a caption to the image. Khloe has been a busy young woman of late. She went on a mud run with Kim Kardashian over the weekend, capturing the fun event with a couple pictures unveiled online. And she continues to date Montana against the wishes of her relatives. The couple was spotted out in Los Angeles Saturday night, with Khloe trying to act all sly and pose with a panhandler in order to divert attention away from her boyfriend. It was pretty funny actually. See what we mean here: Khloe Kardashian Shields French Montana with Panhandler
Where is the love? That’s exactly what DJ Khaled is wondering on his new single, “They Don’t Love You No More,” which dropped Monday night (April 28). The posse cut, which features Jay Z, Rick Ross, Meek Mill and French Montana, will serve as the lead single for Khaled’s eighth studio album, I’ve Changed A… Read more
They are the four words we never thought we’d write: George Clooney is engaged. The long-time bachelor popped the question this week to Amal Alamuddin , a British lawyer he’s been seeing since the fall. Aside from expressing consternation of Clooney actually choosing to marry again, most celebrity gossip followers are now asking one simple question: Who Amal Alamuddin?!? Here are seven facts about the future Mrs. George Clooney: Alamuddin is an attorney (known as a “barrister” in Great Britain) who specializes in international law, human rights, extradition and criminal law. Last year, she nabbed the top spot on London’s Hottest Barrister list. She is trilingual. Alamuddin speaks English, French and Arabic. (She may wanna add Italian to that list, considering the many trips she’ll be making to Clooney’s mansion in Lake Como.) She also has been appointed to many U.N. commissions and is an advisor to former United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan on Syria. She represented WikiLeaks’ founder Julian Assange in his extradition proceedings with Sweden. She is a graduate of New York University School of Law. She was born in Lebanon. So… there you have it. Of course, all of these tidbits are now trumped by the most fascinating one of all: Amal Alamuddin is engaged to George Clooney!!! Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come! View As List
