The puck is about to drop on the most anticipated hockey game of the Winter Olympics. It’s USA versus Canada in a semifinal matchup, with the winner moving on to play Sweden for the Gold Medal. As if these stakes weren’t high enough, Command Transportation has now proposed another prize for the winner: it gets to say goodbye forever to Justin Bieber! A freight broker in Illinois, the company has posted the following picture on its Twitter account, hitting especially close to home for Bieber, who was born in Canada and who is a major hockey fan: The Biebs actually stopped by a junior league hockey practice a few weeks ago, skating around with some teenagers and posing for photos with excited teammates. He recently told followers to work hard and be great , advice all Olympians should take to heart. How crushed must Justin be that he’s become a walking, singing, egg-throwing punchline? Not too crushed, we figure, considering he’s back together with Jordan Ozuna . This Hooters waitress probably knows ways in which she can distract her boyfriend. Moreover, let’s face it, Bieber is used to jokes at his expense at this point. To wit: Late Night Hosts Slam Justin Bieber Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 2. Jimmy Fallon Jokes About Justin Bieber Jimmy Fallon jumps on the anti-Justin Bieber bandwagon in this monologue. Watch him crack some jokes at the artist’s expense. 3. Conan O’Brien Mocks Justin Bieber Conan O’Brien takes on the Justin Bieber arrest in this hilarious talk show segment. Watch the singer floss his teeth with cold hard cash. 4. Jay Leno Cracks Wise About Justin Bieber Jay Leno has some fun here at Justin Bieber’s expense. All late-night talk show hosts took shots at the singer.
If you’ve already undergone a dozen surgeries to make yourself look more like a plastic doll, what could possibly be the next step? Hypnotherapy to make yourself “brainless” of course! Like, totally! Blondie Bennett: Real-Life Barbie! Blondie Bennett, 38, lives in California and has been obsessed with Barbie dolls since she was young. For her, the reason for her fixation is obvious. “She has the best life. All she does is shop and make herself look pretty – she doesn’t worry about anything,” Blondie tells the Daily Mail . Apparently just looking like the famous toy isn’t enough for Blondie anymore. She reports she’s undergoing hypnotherapy sessions weekly to make herself feel vacant and stupid. “I’m already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time,” she proudly reports. “Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn’t remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals. I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum’s house – the house where I grew up.” Ummm…congratulations? I have my doubts that this is a) possible and b) true. Would any sort of licensed medical professional agree to this kind of treatment? What’s the next step, a lobotomy? Incredibly, this is NOT the same Human Barbie Girl featured in a Ukrainian documentary a few years ago. Those two should really get together, though … 11 Unbelievable Barbie Photos Open Slideshow 1. Barbie With No Makeup Barbie with no makeup looks different, that’s for sure. A lot different. View As List 1. Barbie With No Makeup Barbie with no makeup looks different, that’s for sure. A lot different. 2. Barbie Sports Illustrated Cover Barbie covers the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue! OMG she’s the doll that started it all! 3. Barbie Plus-Size Pic This is Barbie and what she might look like as more of a plus-size model. What do you think? 4. Plus-Size Barbie Pic This is a depiction of what a plus-size Barbie would look like. Love the curves! 5. Normal Barbie Pics Meet the new “normal” Barbie, as imagined by an artist’s vision in 2013. She has realistic measurements now! 6. Normal Barbie Photos Meet the new Barbie, as envisioned by an artist in 2013. She has normal measurements now! 7. Mexico Barbie Is Mexico Barbie racist? Some critics believe so. Weigh in now! 8. Barbie Without Makeup Barbie without makeup … as seen by an artist. 9. Barbie With Makeup This is Barbie. Maybe you’ve seen her. 10. Real Life Barbie She wishes. 11. Human Barbie Pics Okay that’s just scary.
Will Kim Kardashian and Kanye West get married in May? That’s the rumor, but it will depend on how quickly this couple irons out its prenuptial agreement. According to OK! Weekly, lawyers for both sides are hammering away at this marital documents, with “all kinds of provisions” being discussed ahead of any vow exchanges. “Money doesn’t seem to be the issue,” an insider says of where Kimye stands . “It’s all a wish list of clauses about what they expect from each other in order to make the marriage work.” For example, Kanye wants a second baby . That much has been made clear in the past. But Kim is hesitant to put herself through another pregnancy (“she didn’t enjoy being pregnant with Nori and she likes having her sexy body back,” this insider claims), leading to a clause where Kanye will supposedly pay his wife MILLIONS if she gives him another kid. For her part, Kardashian wants Kanye to stick closer to home and to calm the heck down in general. Kris Jenner, meanwhile, is all about money and infidelity. “Kris wants to make sure that it is absolutely clear that if Kanye strays, he pays,” a friend tells the tabloid. Will things get hammered out soon? Most likely. It always helps when both parties are super rich. It also helps when they are in a relationship for PR purposes only and know that a split would hurt their brand. Just sayin. 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess?
With Atlanta’s backing, hometown up and comer K Camp debuted a remix of his hit single “Money Baby,” featuring French Montana and Ty Dolla $ign for your listening pleasure …. Continue
We’re glad they worked things out! It was only a few months ago that Timbaland’s wife Monique Idlett was calling curtains on their matrimony-dom but it looks like they’re back to making sweet music together. The Virginia producer and his wife of five years were spotted at Team Fat Joe’s Market America launch in Miami over the weekend. Monique used to be Tim’s publicist so at first we thought maybe she just accompanied him in a professional capacity but she is definitely rockin her big a$$ wedding ring around so think it’s probably safe to assume love is still in the air. Peep more photos of Diddy, Rico Love, French Montana, Fat Joe, Jamie Foxx and more below: WENN
An alleged affair between President Barack Obama and Beyonce has been reported by a French newspaper, and has been immediately shot down. Slamming the sensational claims, The Washington Post has no plans to publish a bombshell story about an alleged affair between the two friends. The outlandish claim emerged in respected French newspaper Le Figaro . Photographer Pascal Rostain (who is friends with former French First Lady Carla Bruni) promised: “It’ll go out tomorrow [Tuesday, February 11] in the Washington Post .” “I can assure you that the world will talk about it.” They will, but not with any sort of seriousness. Rostain added: “We should not forget Marilyn [Monroe] or Monica Lewinsky. You can be the president of the first world power … that doesn’t make you any less a man.” No, but it doesn’t mean he’s cheating on Michelle Obama . “It’s definitely not true,” a spokesperson for the Post told Poynter (dot) com in an email. Similar to the alleged Bill Clinton-Elizabeth Hurley affair , it makes for good copy, that’s it. No truth to it, no matter what some paparazzo or Tom Sizemore says. The President, 51, and Michelle, 50, recently celebrated their 21st wedding anniversary last October, and are parents to daughter Sasha, 12, and Malia, 15. They share a close friendship with Blue Ivy’s parents Beyonce, 32, and husband of nearly six years Jay Z, 44 … who are totally hot and heavy. No cheating with either couple here … 21 GIFs From the 2014 Grammy Awards Open Slideshow 1. Beyonce and Jay-Z Open Grammys Beyonce and Jay-Z opened the 2014 Grammys. This is a GIF from their awesome performance. View As List 1. Beyonce and Jay-Z Open Grammys Beyonce and Jay-Z opened the 2014 Grammys. This is a GIF from their awesome performance. 2. Beyonce is So Hot Beyonce showcases her hotness at the Grammy Awards. Bow down to the Queen! 3. Daddy Got a Gold Sippy Cup Jay Z shows off his Grammy – also known as a gold sippy cup for Blue Ivy Carter. 4. Katy Perry on the Pole Katy Perry knows how to work a pole … and an audience. 5. Lorde Grammy GIF Lorde makes some awkward motions during her performance of “Royals” at the 2014 Grammys. But man her voice was great! 6. LL Cool J GIF LL Cool J licks his lips at the thought of … well, anything at the Grammys. He did this a lot. 7. Pink Rules Pink gets acrobatic during her performance during the 2014 Grammys. That is some performer you’re looking at right there … and some core strength! 8. Pink Grammy Performance GIF Pink gets acrobatic at the 2014 Grammys. That is some performer you’re looking at right there! 9. Taylor Swift Grammy GIF Taylor Swift at the 2014 Grammy Awards. High five from the queen of country! 10. Taylor Gets Down Taylor Swift is seen dancing at the Grammys in yet another classic GIF. Vintage Taylor Swift. 11. Taylor Swift Dancing at the Grammys Taylor Swift is seen here dancing at the Grammy Awards in 2014. To the surprise of no one. 12. Taylor Swift and Kendrick Lamar Taylor Swift gets down to Kendrick Lamar and Imagine Dragons at the Grammys. 13. Taylor Swift Dances at Grammys Taylor Swift is seen here dancing at the Grammys. To the surprise of no one. 14. Classy Taylor Swift A classy Taylor Swift gives props with Kacey Musgraves beats her out at the Grammys. 15. Taylor Swift Whips Her Hair Taylor Swift whips her hair back and forth at the 2014 Grammy Awards. 16. Yoko Ono Dancing Yoko Ono dancing at the 2014 Grammy Awards. Awesome. 17. Robin Thicke Grammy GIF Robin Thicke performs at the 2014 Grammy Awards. In GIF form. 18. Daft Punk at Grammys A GIF from Daft Punk’s Grammy performance. You gotta love the robots. 19. Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Mary Lambert, Madonna and Queen Latifah Macklemore, Ryan Lewis, Mary Lambert, Madonna and Queen Latifah at the end of their “Same Love” performance. 20. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen GIF John Legend performs at the Grammys and his wife Chrissy Teigen gazes on lovingly. 21. Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr take a bow at the Grammy Awards. A well-deserved one.
Have you ever imagined French Montana executive producing a Diddy album? This combo that will have the Hip-Hop purists upchucking is actually happening, according to Montana…. Continue
F yo’ feelings . Queens’ own Chinx made a wave late last year with a street single titled “Feelings,” featuring French Montana. The track carried the Coke Boys affiliate right into the new year, and today, he’s justly returned with a visual. See more at: HipHopWired
Look ma, no helmets! Daft Punk picked up their bags at the airport and alas, they were snapped without their signature headgear. The musical duo, Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, usually wear bulky space-age helmets while in public, but the new photos reveal they are, in fact, not robots after all … Daft Punk Without Helmets The French electronic music group has been churning out music since the early ’90s and have covered their faces since early performances. Homem-Cristo told Rolling Stone of the costume choice, “We’re not performers, we’re not models. It would not be enjoyable for humanity to see our features, but the robots are exciting to people.” Daft Punk rocked the Grammys , where they performed live and picked up the coveted award of Album of the Year for Random Access Memories. Check out the video above to see them out and about without their helmet heads, then tell us below: What do you think of this band’s famous style?
Montreal is a horrible place that reminds anyone who visits of war torn eastern Europe…it’s like some siberian outpost filled with people who remember how great it was in the 70s and don’t realize the rest of the world has moved on. It has shitty politicians with shitty agendas that brainwash the french to hate the english…but it does have great homeless people…a lot are drunken inuits… And I think that it’s always fun when I see my fellow drunken homeless people from the park making huge moves like getting themselves on the internet for fighting while drunk…. The funniest thing in all this is that I know the inuit bitch kicking the motherfucker in the head and hitting him with the piece of wood, I see her pretty much every fucking day and I have been offered sex from her for very affordable prices… I have also seen her getting beat up by her boyfriend…and really the whole thing is so fucking ghetto, how can you not love every second of it…
