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Lindsay Lohan’s Hot 80’s Leotards

Posted on April 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I’ve had these pictures of Lindsay Lohan in her slutty 80’s outfits for her clothing on the site before, but I can’t be bothered to check and I’m pretty sure my intern quit months ago, so I’m putting them up anyway. I don’t see why I wouldn’t, she looks pretty damn good, especially in her tight shiny unitard. Like a futuristic prostitute working her way through the earthlings. Can I be next?

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Belly

Posted on April 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that Lindsay Lohan is looking a little ragged, she’s a hot mess after all. Here she is going to or leaving some party flashing her drunk chick belly. So hot. I want to cover it in moisturizer and rub it all over my naked body. That’s not an abnormal thing to say, you should always keep your skin moisturized, especially during the change of season. See that? You’ve learned something today. You’re welcome.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Ass Goes Boom

Posted on March 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures are pretty awesome, not because they’re of Lindsay Lohan falling into some sort of bush (insert lesbian joke here), but because I love watching drunk chicks in tarted up little outfits fall on their faces after a few too many cocktails. I’m not claiming that Lindsay is drunk, she’s said she’s been sober for months now, but clearly she’s having a little trouble figuring out how to use her legs. I can think of a few things she could use her legs for (insert lesbian leg wrestling joke here), but I’ll just keep it to myself. At least we get a few decent ass shots as she struggles to her feet.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Sweet Leather Tights

Posted on March 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is still in Europe doing what the Europeans do best, wearing leather pants and looking bitchy. Here she is out it France somewhere prancing around town in her tight little leather leggings and jacket looking like she owns the place. Who’s paying for this trip? She’s been there for like a month, she has no money coming in, something’s up. I bet there’s a rich old dude somewhere pulling the strings. Bastard.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Cleavage Returns

Posted on March 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan is off in Europe somewhere completely ignoring the Academy Awards because, let’s be honest, she has no business being anywhere near an award ceremony. Unless of course that ceremony is to celebrate the last year’s achievements in cleavage. Here she is showing off her potentially award winning rack in what looks to be some poor girl’s prom dress. Obviously I don’t care one way or another where she’s going or what she’s doing, but cleavage is cleavage and I’m all over it. I want to touch it… With my mouth. Enjoy.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Misleading Cleavage

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel cheated by these pictures of Lindsay Lohan . When I uploaded them I didn’t realize that she had some sort of flesh tone body stocking on under her sweet little top. What a rip off. I thought I was going to have a few great shots of Lindsay’s Impressive chesticles to finish off the week, instead all I get is a mouthful of lycra and disappointment. And what the hell is she doing DJing? I bet these were taken in her rec room. Anyhow, Obviously she’s still hot and I’d still like to make a few half blogger half pretend lesbian babies with her. Call me.

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes More Than Just A Smile

Posted on March 3, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of hottie Lindsay Lohan in a Terry Richardson photoshoot for Purple magazine looking pretty damn hot. I especially like the one of her flashing her bare ass . Is it my birthday? It has to be because Lindsay squeezing her big chesticles together is a gift that keeps on giving. The black and white shots are my favorite, they make her seem dirty and naughty, I like it. I have no clue what Purple magazine is but I have a pretty good idea what color my testicles are right now. more pictures of Lindsay Lohan here

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Lindsay Lohan Needs To Unzip That Cleavage

Posted on February 18, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Brit Celebration In Aid Of Haiti event held the other night in England wearing an outfit that you’d expect to see on one of the figure skaters in Vancouver. I know a lot of people seem to have caught Olympic fever, but this is ridiculous, you don’t see me walking around in a skin tight body suit that looks like a tuxedo… At least not in public. Actually, I kinda like her outfit, I want to see her perform a triple sow cow. Hot.

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Lindsay Lohan Nearly Topless Pictures

Posted on February 17, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Lindsay Lohan flashing her sweet front meat in some pictures for L’Uomo Vogue , whatever that is, taken by Bryan Adams. I always knew he was an awesome Canadian rocker, if there is such a thing, but who knew he could take such great photographs. What’s that? There are two Bryan Adams? What are the odds? Anyhow, there’s something about a topless celebrity barely wearing a man’s dress shirt that just looks right. And that something is Lindsay Lohan’s big fat freckled boobies . I just became a Bryan Adams fan all over again. Enjoy.

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Tiger Is One Lucky Guy

Posted on February 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses Loredana Ferriolo appeared on what seems to be a very high class, hard hitting news magazine talk show the other day. 60 Minutes and Dateline should have more hot chicks in lingerie with their asses in the air. Just a suggestion. Anyhow, I don’t really give a crap if she banged Tiger or not, I’m just here to report the facts. And the facts are that Loredana has a massive pair of boobies stuffed into a tight black dress that any man would be lucky to play with. Enjoy.

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