‘Real World’ and ‘The Challenge’ castmates mourned Ryan Knight on Thursday night (November 27), mourning the passing of their friend who died of undisclosed causes on Thanksgiving.
Shay Mitchell is some Pretty Little Liars star, who I guess is trying to break into the mainstream because she’s already pretty mainstream, at least to a specific group of people, because she’s got millions of fans, even though if I mentioned her to anyone, they would probably have no idea who she was, not that I would ever mention her to anyone, I don’t actually talk about this shit on my everyday life, if I did I would genuinely hate myself for it, because at my core, in my soul, I have zero fucking interest in these celebrities, they aren’t important, what they do isn’t important, and it’s all pretty fucking boring…even when they get half naked in badly lit shoots….we know she’s got an ego, is a pain in the ass, and thinks she’s super fucking relevant…but we also know that she really isn’t, so she might as well spread her ass and make this laying in bed more like what I want it to be…and less whatever this pixelated shit is…
One of my best friends in the porn industry is Kayden Kross. Who you may or may not have seen have sex over the years that she’s been in porn, but who along with her porn, is actually a genius, comedic, educated and a great writer. I met her early on in her career, probably her first season…..in 2007…and I am in love with her, but hate sharing her with her other men…..as porn girls do…. Now, she is working with fashion photographers…moving more into the mainstream…one I like to think is one of the best photographers around, my friend ANDREW KURYKENDALL …who shoots fucking hot models…. These are the pics….
On my way to work this morning, my ears were assaulted by a conversation between two men having a conversation about married men, women and wedding rings. The betrothed one was sort of bragging about a “smokin’ hot” co-worker who had asked him out on a date. He said he was flattered and would totally go out with her except for one thing – his response, “Sorry, I’m married.” His friend looked at him like he had just given away a winning Mega Millions ticket. The married guy continued, “She was like ‘oh, I’m sorry, you aren’t wearing a wedding ring.’ Why is that always the first thing these women notice!?” His friend had no answer, still baffled by the idea that his friend had turned down a gorgeous woman’s advances because he was married. More…
Lady Gaga is all about low hanging fruit for attention seeking. You know do anything people will look at, talk about, notice, until they stop caring because she’s done everything and the allure of her being subversive totally disappears and the obviosuly reality that she’s only trying to be shocking for attention takes away from it being shocking, and if anything is just boring and repetitive no matter how much effort she put into it… So she could be topless, or flashing a thong ass, or even fisting herself using a dead person’t fist, while eating out a puppy, and the world would just not care…it’s just gaga being gaga and gaga being gaga sucks…even when naked…and not just because of her face and body, but because of all it represents…which is evil.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Mariah Carey must be a squirter in her old age, retirement, divorce, cuz she’s in a wet suit and there’s no logical explanation for this…I mean this is Mariah Carey, horribly high maintenance, who wears her heels in the shower and demands a diamond encrusted mic, because it suits her branding of being a tacky barbie doll cunt who can sing and does sing thanks to marrying the head of Sony who saw and made dollar signs with her… Not that I care about Mariah Carey, it’s just when I see anyone in ill-fitting watersport gear, busting out well into her 50s, I get semi confused, at least enough to ask what the fuck is going on, even if Mariah Carey is insignificant in my life…and someone that only crosses my mind during Chrismas songs – and that’s only because they rape my brain…like you want to rape her in her wetsuit…sicko.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is Yara – and here she is topless for my friend and photographer TED EMMONS …and the pictures are pretty fucking lovely, but I could just be blinded by the tits, it happens to the best of us, and it’s the reason for 98 percent of the sex I’ve had with obese chicks…not that Yara is Obese, she is a delicate flower sent from topless heaven to make your day better. That’s all I have to say about that…
Her name is Yara – and here she is topless for my friend and photographer TED EMMONS …and the pictures are pretty fucking lovely, but I could just be blinded by the tits, it happens to the best of us, and it’s the reason for 98 percent of the sex I’ve had with obese chicks…not that Yara is Obese, she is a delicate flower sent from topless heaven to make your day better. That’s all I have to say about that…
I’ve got to be careful with this one, and not just because Bella Thorne is being her usual troublemaker self. See, I don’t know who her friend is here, or what her name is, so I can’t look her up and make sure I’m not accidentally signing myself up for some kind of government watch list. I’m hoping that she’s legal because the party was for Taylor Spreitler’s 21st birthday (whoever the hell that is), but no promises. So proceed with caution. In fact, we might all just be better off moving along. Next! » view all 15 photos