The streets are watching… Stevie J And Joseline Fly Coach Aboard Southwest Flight To Las Vegas They might really be broke. One of our loyal reader sent us this Facebook snapshot their friend snapped of Stevie J and Joseline boarding a Southwest flight to Vegas. According to the snapper, Jose had a bad attitude. Maybe because she didn’t take her medicine ? Anyway we can’t knock their hustle. They gotta get on their way to get a check, riiiight? Facebook
I gave my friend THE HEADHUNTR a couple of fun and amazing DONKEYTEES and he came back with this….you know a nice traditional shoot of a babe doing laundry in a bucket, reminiscent of a simpler time, when women got down with intense physical labor just to maintain the household, while husbands fucked their secretaries and didn’t get in trouble for it, even when they got caught…you know an era of being drunk all the time…reckless and as long as you were white you could get away with murder…. The model may not be naked enough, but for some reason, beneath the surface of these pictures is enough fantasy…that I can work with….like that wet t-shirt pic…nice. GET FUN AND FUNNY SHIRTS HERE
Brooke Burke got into a bikini, because I guess she’s really proud of her body after having 300 kids like she was some kind of Mexican immigrant or something, you know spreading that American born passport as far as you can, so that your kids can marry your friend’s back home’s kids and the whole USA becomes Mexico…or INDIA… That said, I would be far more into these pics if her 40 year old body didn’t look like a 40 year old body that looks like it was left out dehydrated…and starved…because sure 40 year old moms can look fit enough, but they still look like 40 year old moms… Brooke Burke is not going to beat out science here, and I think her BOTOX plastic face kind of proves that… Meaning, this is all desperation..but it is still half naked…and you probably like that because Wild On was on TV when your life was less pathetic than it is now. BROOKE BURKE CAELUM CAMPAIGN SHOOT BEHIND THE SCENES VIDEO from CAELUM on Vimeo . CLICK HERE
Just when I thought Taylor Swift ‘s regular leg shows couldn’t get any hotter, she figured out a way to top herself: invite her friend and leggy Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss along. Because here’s the two of them out walking around together in New York showing off those perfect stems of theirs and giving me one hell of a fantasy about getting the two of them to leg-wrestle. I bet it could make a killing on pay-per-view. And I wouldn’t even want a cut, I’d just be happy to help make the dream come true. » view all 28 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Once upon a time, I brought a kids’ Hello Kitty bathing suit and a box of Ramen noodles to my friend THE Headhuntr and suggested he put actress Sara Malakul Lane into it…for a GALORE MAGAZINE ….and this is the magic that happened… For those of you who don’t know Galore, they are the probably the best fashion magazine’s out there…producing compelling shoots and doing it big…I am a huge fan of their work and what they have been doing so it’s amazing to have been involved in this… You can see some of their other HERE TO SEE THE INTERVIEW CLICK HERE
There’s nothing more amazing than a flat chested, strung out Angelina Jolie on heroin in the 90s, stung out and all up on some poor little rich girl with daddy issues talking about going to dinner and shopping and her mortgage like the 1% of Heroin addicts do, you know the kind who don’t get off heroin, thanks to opportunities to make millions, because they have a rich family safety net to catch them…and give them an acting career to make millions with… I don’t know, people do drugs, people love drugs, and spoiled rich kids are just as broken as homeless street kids, so I don’t see how this is an issue, if you didn’t think Angelina Jolie shot up at least once, clearly you’re a fucking idiot… I just wish there was more sadness in this, more horror, more shock value…all I see is a babe being a babe…like so many other babes – cuz ultimately drugs are good, even when her tattoos aren’t…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU3YFI2khmM What a boring fucking drug addict. This should be sucking dick for coke. Not having a therapy session on coke. Talking and talking and never shutting up…pacing back and forth with all these pent up energy doing some kind of intervention with her friend…It is the fucking worst…I think she even cries when telling her friend to scale down and get a two bedroom with a pool, you know nothing crazy…what the fuck is this shit. I feel so let down. Actors fucking suck. So self involved, especially when they are spoiled brats to begin with. What a fail at drug addiction. I mean that body is tight… But heroin videos should have more convulsing, more despair…this shit is boring… I take it back…I’m 8 minutes in…there is a lot of things more amazing than Angelina Joie in a “drug den” filled with TVs and Evian Water and Cordless phones…go fuck yourself… I see more hardcore, sad, drug use every time I hire a hooker.
See, pictures like this prove exactly why I love the Brits so much. Not only are their reality TV shows and men’s magazines twenty times better (or at least bustier) than they are in the US, but even their radio hosts have some pretty great cleavage. So here’s busty British cougar Lisa Snowdon giving me two more big reasons to want to finally pack up and move to London. It’d be a big adjustment obviously, but I think my mom and I could get used to it. What? I hear rent’s expensive over there, unless somebody else wants to put me up in their basement. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
