I hate this fucking monkey lookin’ piece of shit and I don’t like how she sports her bikini all the fucking time because she’s desperate for cheap publicity….I am just shocked that garbage like this actually exists, I figure she’d be more the kind of urban legend your friends tell you about at the bar, you know the friend of a friend who aspired to be an actress and managed to trick someone into giving her ugly face work, after not being able to trick anyone in the class to date her, but did trick the football team into fuckin’ her because she was so eager for dick and only gay dudes turn down pussy, and now all she does is play around in a bikini in Hollywood and the paparazzi actually mistake her for someone people care about, and you all get a couple of laughs out of the memories he’s sharing with you about her , knowing that despite how lame she once was and still obviously is, she’s done a better job tricking the world and would probably not have to borrow 20 dollars off her friend to pay for her round of beer….because the loser in all this isn’t her, but us….because we fuckin’ care about her and her decent body that I can only appreciate when her face is covered the fuck up…On a side note, I think we’ve waited long enough to see her vagina.
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Annalynne McCord is in Her Bikini Again of the Day
Posted in Celebrities, Gossip, Hot Stuff, Sex
Tagged Bikini, cheap-publicity, friend, Hollywood, know-the-friend, michael-bolton, Miranda Kerr, more-the-kind, nicolette sheridan, Paparazzi, Sports
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