Emily Ratjkowski promoted this video of a dude from San Diego asking her to prom. I couldn’t be bothered watching it, because I assume Emily Ratjkowski hired him to do this so that people would talk about her, as I am sure she feels her fame dwindling as the world has stopped caring…I also don’t find little nerdy dudes fun to watch, even if they are funny or clever, or in a situation I would have loved to be in when I had more effort and capabilities to troll famous people with customized videos I make 40 of my friends tweet at them to make sure they fucking see it…simple formula for fun… I am posting it cuz I girl I masturbate to who works down the street from me said it was good and that she wants kids making videos for her, but that’s just because she’s a child molester. Here are some EMRATA Pics…because why not…
Cats. They’re so vain and self-absorbed, it’s no surprise that they’re getting in on the selfie trend. In fact, it’s a small wonder it took them this long. Narcissists. Bunch of pompous, entitled narcissists. The selfie has quickly become the most popular (and controversial at times, like with the Ellen Oscar selfie ) photography trend of the Internet these days. In the gallery below, 15 of our furry feline friends prove that they can be just as addicted to their phones and obsessed with themselves online as us. Only most of the time, they win for cuteness … 15 Crazy Cat Selfies Open Slideshow 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’? View As List 1. Hey Bruh Yo B. Watchu doin’? 2. Sooo Far Away Look at me, I’m so big! 3. Kiss Me C’mere, camera! 4. Mr. Cool This kitty is 2 cool for skool lol. 5. One Paw! That takes dexterity for a cat. 6. Trippy We like what he did with the angle and filter on this one. 7. Artsy This selfie could win an art project. 8. AAAAACK! I’m so scared of my own selfie! 9. Cuddly Selfie She looks so relaxed and wants you to know it. 10. Just Hangin’ Wif my friends. 11. Loungin’ in Bed Where I spend 16-20 hours a day. 12. Mr. Serious Who says selfies can’t be professional? 13. Zzzzzzzzzz How do you pull that off? Or are you just pretending? 14. Preparing 2 Creep That kitchen will never know what hit it. 15. Double Trouble Your Instagram or mine?
A friend of mine is Nashville once told me that there are Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus lesbian sex tape and nudes that float around from musician to musician that work with them, like some kind of inside joke that never got leaked to the internet, because really if you have the pics, and have the pics, and have shown your friends the pics, why would you want to try to sell or leak the pics, to get in trouble. There’s just no point. So I always knew that Demi Lovato was a bisexual, sex tape filming, nude photo taking, bi polar diagnosed because it’s a good excuse in entertainment kind of girl. Meaning when I saw the pics of her nude Friday, I thought I’d wait before posting them, because I just assumed everyone else didn’t give a fuck about her, but when I woke up, hungover to 10 emails about it, I figured, I’d put them up, because, I guess that’s all people expect of me. A Disney slut, not a new concept, but rather a nude concept that I can assume is an attempt to take Miley on in the war of who’s more wild and scandalous, even though the reality is, sex tapes and nude photos, although still fun to look at, are played out. If this was 10 years ago, people would legitimately, go nuts, but now, people, even normals who work 9-5 are getting and sending nudes all fucking day, that the fact this girl was on TV or whatever she did, makes her nudes 5% more interesting than all the nudes they’ve been getting from girls they actually know, before realizing they can actually fuck the girls they know, and the girls they know have better tits and ass than this pile of chub, because the girls they know hit the gym and try to look good for their nudes, rather than just taking nudes as an easy marketing hook. She’s biting Wilmer Valderrama’s 40 year old lip in the pics, because their sex is so passionate, herpes filled…with remnants scents of Lohan’s Hymen. Ultimately, who cares, we have real life to live, but still nudes and nudes on all fronts are good. Even when they are bad. Thanks to MadamMeow for taking these pics for us.
Taylor Armstrong is once again a married woman. The former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star exchanged vows on Friday with John Bluher in a beachside ceremony at the Bel-Air Bay Club in Pacific Palisades, according to People. “Today, John, Kennedy and I became a family,” Armstrong told the magazine, referring to her new husband and her young daughter. “I married my best friend and Kennedy’s family circle became complete.” The public speaker/author got close to Bluher after he helped Armstrong settle her estate following the suicide of her late husband, Russell Armstrong in 2011. The two were separated at the time amidst rumors of domestic abuse. She wore Chagoury Couture and Jimmy Choo shoes at a ceremony attended by around 120 guests, including ex-colleagues Kim Richards, Kyle Richards, Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump . “I definitely believe the universe put John in my path for a reason,” says Taylor. “John loves me for exactly who I am. I just know there will never be enough days with him.” We send along our best wishes to this couple. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
Incredibly sad story on the other side Teen And Friends Drown In NYC After Car Crashes Into Creek Via NYDailyNews Four friends on their way home from a birthday celebration nearby were killed late Friday night when the car they were riding in careened through a 3-foot high chain-link fence and rolled over into a Queens creek, police officials said. The driver, a 20-year-old man, managed to get out of the car, swim to shore and call 911, officials said. The driver placed the call at around 10:36 p.m., and rescue workers first arrived roughly six minutes later, officials said. He was seen at the end of the road flagging down rescue workers as they arrived, police sources said. Sixty-five firefighters responded to the scene off 19th Ave. near 37th St. in Astoria, along with divers from both the FDNY and the NYPD. But it was too late. Two men and two women were pulled out of the murky Steinway Creek, across from Rikers Island, after being trapped in the automobile, submerged in up to 10 feet of water, for more than a half hour. The first body was pulled out at 11:10 p.m., the last about five or six minutes later, a law enforcement source said. Wonder how the driver made it out and the others didn’t? There are no dead-end signs at the end of 19th Ave. that would have warned the driver, officials said. The group was celebrating one of the female passenger’s 19th birthday nearby, law enforcement sources said. It was not immediately clear which woman’s birthday the group was celebrating. The driver — part of his face covered by a bandage — spoke to investigators from the back of an ambulance before he was taken to Elmhurst Hospital, officials said. He was being treated for hypothermia at Elmhurst Hospital early Saturday. The cause of the accident was still under investigation as of Saturday morning. The driver was not drunk, police sources said, but speed was a factor. We can’t imagine anything more tragic than losing your life on the day you were born, especially in such a freak accident. Our thoughts and prayers are with the families. Image via Facebook Continue reading →
AJC.com Gwinnett police are looking for a 26-year-old woman who hasn’t been seen since early Saturday morning. Police said Angela Rabotte was last seen in the parking lot of the Steeplechase Apartments in unincorporated Norcross about 6 a.m. Rabotte hasn’t been seen or heard from since that time, and authorities said foul play has not been ruled out. Rabotte dropped off her 3-year-old daughter with a friend Friday before heading to a party in Atlanta later that evening, police said. Friends and authorities searched the wooded area around the apartments but found nothing of note, according to a news release from the Gwinnett County Police Department. Rabotte is described as 4-foot-11 and approximately 120 pounds, with long hair that is black with blonde tips. Anyone with information about Rabotte should call Gwinnett County police at 770-513-5300. Turn the page for the arrest video… AJC.com
The marriage between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin is not the only one in Hollywood to come to an end this week. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald have announced they are separating after two years of marriage. Said a rep for the actress via statement: “After much consideration, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald are ending their marriage. They have been living separately for the past six months due to work obligations.” Reed is best known for her role in The Twilight Saga, while McDonald was a finalist on American Idol Season 10. “They will continue to share their love of music, and are still working on their debut album, I’m Not Falling, releasing in 2014,” continued the statement. “They remain best friends and look forward to their continued journey together.” Reed and McDonald were married in October 2011. We send each side our best wishes. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
The marriage between Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin is not the only one in Hollywood to come to an end this week. Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald have announced they are separating after two years of marriage. Said a rep for the actress via statement: “After much consideration, Nikki Reed and Paul McDonald are ending their marriage. They have been living separately for the past six months due to work obligations.” Reed is best known for her role in The Twilight Saga, while McDonald was a finalist on American Idol Season 10. “They will continue to share their love of music, and are still working on their debut album, I’m Not Falling, releasing in 2014,” continued the statement. “They remain best friends and look forward to their continued journey together.” Reed and McDonald were married in October 2011. We send each side our best wishes. 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
Well isn’t that sweet ? Rihanna Wears Drake’s Jacket Home From Tour, Friends Say She’s So Happy He Belongs To Her All this hand-holding and mushing on tour is going well for AubRih… but they’re not into relationship titles just yet. According to Hollywood Life reports : Rihanna and Drake have been inseparable ever since they started dating exclusively, and even though they don’t like to put labels on their love, Rihanna is so ‘happy’ to know that Drake ‘belongs to her’ and her only, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. Rihanna and Drake have been having a ball showing off their sexy romance on his world tour! It’s clear that these two are so into each other, but in spite of that, they’re in no rush to officially become an item. “She’s just happy to be in his presence and wanted by him,” a source close to the Diamonds singer tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “Nothing is official in terms of their relationship but they’re still dating and sleeping with each other exclusively,” an insider tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “You’ll see them out and about, holding hands and being all lovey dovey these days. It’s no secret that he belongs to her and she to him but as far as them coming out and being like, ‘Oh hey, look at us, it’s official,’ who knows when that’s going to happen?” SMH. They can claim it’s not official all they want. Rihanna is claiming him plain as day wearing this dude’s clothes and walking around with his logo on her back. She’s basically daring these other hoes to try him. Watch and see how well that goes! Hit the flip for more photos of Drake and Rihanna leaving London now that his tour has come to a close. WENN Continue reading →
Actress Gwyneth Paltrow has vowed to live as a “recluse” for the next six months following her split from husband Chris Martin, according to a new report. The 41-year-old is determined to stay out of the public eye for at least half a year as she comes to terms with the inevitable, but still painful conscious uncoupling . The star, who was pictured embracing former boyfriend Donovan Leitch months before her separation, is considering pulling out of any acting and promotional work. Her focus is helping her children, Apple, 9, and 7, seven, deal with the situation. A source said that Gwyneth has been “rocked,” in particular, by the fact that “her friendships with men are being cited as possible causes for their split.” As a result, ”She has told her people she wants to retreat from any public life for six months and live as a recluse. Her focus is her kids as they face the trauma.” The children “heading back to school with all the headlines” is certainly a concern, and you can’t blame Paltrow for wanting to dial back the exposure. On the flip side, you have to wonder why she invited so much of it with the statement announcing their separation on Gwyneth’s website GOOP this week. The Coldplay frontman, who’s been linked to Alexa Chung , was reportedly “really miffed” with Gwyneth because he didn’t want to make this so public. They’re united on at least one front, though. Chris Martin, 37, has imposed a ban on all questions about his personal life in forthcoming interviews. 7 Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes That Forecasted Her Divorce
