Lady Gaga got puked on while performing her song “Swine” on the Doritos #BoldStage at the SXSW music festival Thursday. And there’s video! Nice! The person booting on Gaga wasn’t a drunk fan, though. It was “vomit painter” Millie Brown, a part of the ARTPOP performer’s wild and provocative show. In other words, Gaga kneeled mid-song next to Brown, who stuck her finger down her throat and threw up a slimy green substance all over the singer. Which was somehow not surprising for Lady Gaga. Take a look: Lady Gaga SXSW Performance Gaga later took off the apron she was wearing at the time of the hurling, but the 27-year-old performed covered in puke for the rest of her SXSW show. Not that she was clean to begin with. “I’ve been having such a good time, I didn’t even shower!” she said at the start of the night, according to Billboard. “I’ve been drinking a lot and eating. Are you f–king hungry? I’ve been having such a good time hearing music, I forgot to do everything this week!” “Now let’s f–king celebrate! This is the moment now!” “I won’t play by your f–king rules. This is our world!” Words to live by. At another point, she urged the sellout crowd to put down their camera phones. “F–k your cell phone. F–k your friends instead!” she yelled. She also opened up about her insecurities. “Sometimes, when you’re not yourself it’s so much harder. It’s so much easier to be yourself than it is to be somebody else,” she said before singing “Dope.” “When you have to pretend to be somebody else you do things you don’t wanna do. It eats your soul inside and makes you do stupid s–t,” Gaga added. As such, “I wrote this for all the things I’m sorry for. I’m so sorry to myself, that I don’t always be myself. But I’m just gonna be myself today.” We would have it no other way, LG.
Trey Songz’s Freaky Video With Rosa Acosta Trey Songz has a new video that’s pretty damn freaky. He and Rosa Acosta got hot and steamy grinding on each other and doing freaky squats and all that. Naturally, it got everyone hot and bothered. Take a look at the reactions and some pics of Rosa partying it up with her friends.
Some “Model” who posted this story to Reddit, because Reddit is where you post stories about being cummed on by Terry Richardson… I originally posted about this in the AMA subreddit and someone directed me here as a better platform to share my experience. Over the past few weeks I have seen several negative articles posted and shared from my friends about Terry Richardson and because these are real life acquaintances I’m not totally comfortable (yet) saying “hey, I experienced this first hand and these are not just rumors” and admitting to a naive past in which I was impressionable and taken advantage of… but I feel like it is extremely important for me to share my experience for the sake of other young women out there so I’m starting here. I want to not only warn against making the same mistake I did but possibly open up the dialogue about how/and why this sort of thing can happen so easily. Let me preface this by saying I am fully aware that this was bad decision making on my part and that the true purpose of me sharing this is I want people to know what is possible in these situations and that you as a human being are 100% allowed to say no to something you are uncomfortable with and I wish I had the strength to then. So here is the full story (there is strong sexual content in this and could be a possible trigger): When I was 19 and going to art school in NY I thought it would be fun to do nude “art” modeling on the side for money. I thought hey I am comfortable with my body and a creative, open minded person so this is a great idea, right?! So, for several months I was doing this for pay through model mayhem at first and then through different connections. My experiences were overall great, I was always comfortable and never felt like I was being taken advantage of or in danger. I was never touched or made to feel like I had to do something out of my comfort zone. In fact, I was having a lot of fun with this and actually got a friend of mine to start doing it as well. This is all until I modeled for Terry Richardson, which is the last time I’ve nude modeled. I knew of Terry Richardson and I liked his aesthetic (at the time) but I didn’t know anything about him or his reputation. I saw his website one day and noticed that you could submit to model, so I did. I got a response (I’m assuming from his assistant) pretty quickly and thought cool! He’s a well known photographer this will only help me get more work, you know? So a time was set up and I went and this is how it went and down… It was a Saturday early evening, I went to his studio in Soho. When I got there his assistant let me in and I met him. He was very smiley and his studio was just a big studio apartment type set up. We sat at his kitchen table, me, him, and his assistant. His assistant was probably like 40-45, dark hair, some work done on her face. We sat at the table and they were super casual, she was ordering food and asked if I wanted any I declined (I legitimately had a stomach infection building and went to the hospital that night but that’s another story). I remember he got this like lemon garlic pasta and thinking that sounded really good. So he ate, she ate I drank tea and he was doing something on his computer and she had me sign the model release forms. I don’t remember what they said, definitely not anything specific about what he would want to do though, I had signed several of these before and it looked the same. Eventually we got up to take pictures and he had me stand against the blank white wall in the middle of the apartment. I stood there and he started taking pics, assistant off to the side. Then he came up and took pictures POV style with his hand on my face. Then he put his thumb in my mouth, I actually thought this was funny in the moment and he and his assistant were very upbeat and just light heartedly directing me. Then he stepped back at some point and had me start removing my clothes (I knew I would be getting nude, so this was not weird to me). I remember he had me take stuff off in stages, he complimented a lot, his assistant too. Definitely the usual trying to make the barely legal model feel special kind of thing looking back. I honestly do not remember if the sexual stuff started by the wall or when he moved me to the couch area but at some point I was being directed to do things like hold the top of his pants while he took more POV style pictures, then eventually unbutton his pants and then his penis was out. Meanwhile it felt like it was all just happening and there was no time to step back and be like “woah this is out of hand”. I dont think anyone who knows me would describe me as a particularly aggressive person (and definitely wasn’t at 19) and the only way I can describe how I felt was nervous and paralyzed. At some point the assistant started taking pictures too with a crappy point and shoot camera. He had me posing on the couch and then I had my back to him and just literally felt him start licking my ass, like every part of it, and the assistant was taking pictures the whole time. Things were now completely pornographic and never once initiated by me. He was now on the couch with me and it became sexual act after sexual act, aggressive kissing, random sexual things being done to me and being directed to do everything you can think of back, everything slow so his assistant could photograph. He even directed me to squeeze his balls as hard as I could so that they pushed back up into his body. I did not even know that was possible (At least I learned something about the male anatomy that night?). I was completely a sex puppet at this point. It ended with him jacking off on to my face and he told me to keep my eyes open really wide and his assistant stood over me and it got in my eye and they both began taking pics of it for a what felt like 10 minutes but was probably only 30 seconds… Finally, they backed off and were still acting like everything was totally fun and normal and upbeat or whatever and I think I was visibly in shock. I am a quiet person and I was definitely quiet in that moment and that’s when he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said yes and he started overly sweetly apologizing and so did his assistant. And he said oh I always mean to ask that first I’m so sorry. This was the part that actually bothered me the most because A. I think what had just happened was hitting me and B. it felt so fake and planned and like a slap in the face. I said it was fine that it didn’t matter and he wouldn’t care its ok (I don’t know why, obviously he would and did care. He knew I was nude modeling but nothing like this). Then I guess I cleaned up and got dressed and I don’t even remember saying bye or what happened as far as leaving the studio/apartment but his assistant wanted to come with me and paid for a cab and rode halfway with me and sort of comforted me I guess? She was giving me weird advice on how everything we did was ok and how I am clearly a strong girl but i wasn’t even asking for advice. Then she left at her destination and I went home. I told my roommate that night about it in disbelief. I still had that stomach infection going on and it got extremely bad that night and I ended up being taken to the hospital in an ambulance, looking back I am almost 100% sure this was more panic attack induced than the stomach infection alone. I got a voicemail a couple weeks after from his assistant asking me to grow out my pubic hair and join her, him, and three girls my age on a shooting/camping trip. I did not respond. It takes two to tango, but what it comes down to is that Photographers are creeps, that is why they are photographers. They want to be a position of power around girls who get in various states of undress, directing them…and models are vain, possibly insecure, but vain and all about being in front of the camera..doing whatever it takes to look their hottest in hopes of making a career out of the shit…. That said, if you are a photographer and a girl is into your shoot, why wouldn’t you keep going? I mean it’s like having sex with a girl who is into it, only for her to say you raped her years later…if all signs point to she’s down then she’s down…it’s not like she was chained down or locked up…or like she even said no…you know…”It all happened so fast and next thing you know he was cumming on my face”..isn’t really the best argument…that’s like blaming someone you had unprotected sex for giving you herpes. Take responsibility. In life, there are people who have groupies, and groupies, and often times when all is said and done and the people with groupies leave port, the groupie, who fought so hard to be the groupie he chose that night, realizes it’s not all that great. Clearly, Terry is connected, and a creepy pervert, any models knows that..and I am sure are shooting with him for that reason… It takes two to tango.. Anyway, someone sent me this pic, and I am putting it out there, saying is this to model accusing him of violating her? Whether it is or not, it sounds like a case of “taking that load to my face didn’t work out how I expected”….. In my defence, I am a notorious Victim Blamer.
Sorry, Juan Pablo, you missed out on this catch. Andi Dorfman will be looking for love as the new star of The Bachelorette, beginning Monday, May 19 on ABC! The Atlanta-based assistant district attorney, who made a dramatic exit from The Bachelor this season, was confirmed as the franchise’s newest star last night. WARNING: The remainder of this post contains The Bachelor spoilers … Andi Dorfman Photos: The Next Bachelorette! Open Slideshow 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. View As List 1. Andi Dorfman Pic A cute pic of the next Bachelorette, Andi Dorfman. She’s going to get the nod. 2. Your Next Bachelorette Atlanta hottie Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette in 2014. 3. Andi Dorfman Photo Andi Dorfman may be the frontrunner to become the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. 4. Andi Dorfman Picture Andi Dorfman may be the top frontrunner to be the next star of The Bachelorette on ABC. She’s got the looks for it! 5. Andi: The Bachelorette 2014? Andi Dorfman is about to become The Bachelorette next season. That is our prediction anyway. 6. Andi Dorfman Head Shot Andi Dorfman, an Atlanta Assistant D.A., is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 7. Andi Dorfman Instagram Andi Dorfman is poised to become The Bachelorette next season. 8. Andi and Juan Pablo Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo meet on The Bachelor. Will she win this season? 9. Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis Andi Dorfman and Juan Pablo Galavis on The Bachelor. This was before it went south HARD. 10. Andi Dorfman and Friends Andi Dorfman and her friends from The Bachelor celebrating a night watching the insane show. 11. Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt Andi Dorfman and Sharleen Joynt from The Bachelor reenact a scene from the show. Juan Pablo Galavis chose Nikki Ferrell on The Bachelor finale , but didn’t propose or even say I love you, then acted like a dick on the After the Final Rose special. This after leaving runner-up Clare Crawley so offended with his alleged sexual comments in St. Lucia that she couldn’t even bear to look at him at the reunion. Suffice it to say, Andi Dorfman’s introduction was a welcome reprieve. The brunette beauty looked overwhelmed when Chris Harrison brought her out on the ATFR special, and not just because of her eye-popping silver dress. “I’m looking to find that great love. I have a great life. I just don’t have anyone to spend it with,” the tough-as-nails prosecutor said. “I’m ready to find my husband.” “I love my job but at the end of the day, my job is not my only priority.” As for Juan Pablo’s priority … no one seems to know what that is. After a tough time interviewing Juan Pablo, Chris seemed like he wanted to make sure that Andi was ready to go through the same process on her season. She is. “I feel all in. I feel mentally, emotionally, physically all in,” Andi said. “I am in a place in my life where I’m just so ready. I hate say it because I don’t want to jinx myself … but I am ready. I’ve never felt better in my life about this and I’m just excited.” Andi Dorfman even joked that if one of her suitors pulled a Juan Pablo “I like you a lot” move like he did with Nikki, she’ll be showing them the door ASAP. Sort of like she did when she dumped Juan Pablo two weeks ago: Andi Dorfman Dumps Juan Pablo: The Bachelor Breakup For the Ages! Open Slideshow 1. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 1) Andi Dorfman breaks up with Juan Pablo in epic fashion on The Bachelor. Part 1 of 6. View As List 1. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 1) Andi Dorfman breaks up with Juan Pablo in epic fashion on The Bachelor. Part 1 of 6. 2. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 2) Andi Dorfman gives Juan Pablo the business on The Bachelor. 3. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 3) Part 3 of Andi’s breakup with Juan Pablo on ABC’s The Bachelor. It was great. 4. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 4) Andi Dorfman rejects Juan Pablo Galavis HARD on The Bachelor. Classic stuff, part four of six. 5. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 5) Andi Dorfman peaces out on The Bachelor after dumping Juan Pablo in hilarious fashion. Part 5 out of 6. 6. The Bachelor: Andi Dumps Juan Pablo (Part 6) The Bachelor’s Andi Dorfman breaks up with Juan Pablo Galavis. Part 6 of 6. Andi Dorfman as The Bachelorette: Good choice? Totally! Team Andi FTW! No. I prefer Nikki or Clare! No! Someone new for a change! View Poll »
Jared Pobre and Stacy Keibler didn’t just fast forward their clocks an hour this weekend. They fast forwarded their lives as well… by getting married! The former WWE Diva and George Clooney play thing exchanged vows with the tech entrepreneur in a sunset ceremony on a Mexican beach last night. “My happiness is indescribable!” Keibler tells People. “Marriage is the ultimate bond of love and friendship. It means putting all your faith and trust into a person that you can’t help but believe is your soul mate. “Someone who has all of your best interests at heart; someone handpicked for you, to help you grow and be the best person that you can be. Jared is all of this for me.” Keibler split from Clooney in the summer of 2013 and started dating Pobre a few months later. “We both felt strongly that our ‘love day’ should be intimately special, and that’s exactly what it was,” the couple said to People in a statement. “It was a blend of romance, tranquility, natural beauty, bonding and overwhelming love.” This marks the first marriage for both – and we send them our best wishes! 12 Celebrity Couples We Totally Wish We Could Be Friends With Open Slideshow 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. View As List 1. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard We totally adore Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. They may even be our favorite celebrity couple. 2. William and Kate Prince William and Kate Middleton in Copenhagen. How sweet. 3. Bey and Jay Beyonce and Jay-Z on the red carpet. Awesome photo. 4. Barack and Michelle Obama Barack and Michelle Obama share a sweet moment together. They’re Forbes’ Most Powerful Couple of 2013. 5. Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton are a cute couple. No question about that at all. 6. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel at a red carpet event. Looking HOT. 7. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. Such a sweet couple. 8. Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres are one of the happiest couples in Hollywood. They must dance so much at home! 9. Jason Sudeikis with Olivia Wilde Jason Sudeikis poses here alongside Olivia Wilde. These two are engaged!!! 10. Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick Jason Mesnick and Molly Mesnick. SO cute. 11. Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka Neil Patrick Harris poses here at the 2014 Grammy Awards. He’s looking quite dapper. 12. Kate Upton and Justin Verlander Kate Upton and Justin Verlander are dating. And this is exactly how we’d react if we were the latter, as well.
Katy didn’t like sharing. Katy Perry Dumped John Mayer For Cheating On Her John messed up a good thing. According to Radar Online: John Mayer‘s womanizing ways have finally caught up to him. In a new report, Star claims that Katy Perry kicked the ”Who You Love” crooner to the curb — possibly because she learned about Lauren McHale, a 24-year-old SoulCycle instructor who had become involved with Mayer. A source told the magazine that Mayer and McHale met at a bar in L.A. in mid-May and quickly hit it off. After chatting over drinks, they went back to McHale’s house for a party with a few of her friends. “They kissed,” divulged a source. “It was very innocent. They didn’t sleep together.” “They texted for a few weeks before it fizzled out,” the insider added. “They haven’t seen each other since.” According to a close pal, 36-year-old Mayer had reportedly grown distant in recent weeks because he felt pressure to get engaged to Perry – and got fed up with her constantly sporting diamond rings on that finger to create buzz about their relationship status. “That drove him away,” explained the source. “He wasn’t ready.” Oh please. That guy is never ready. WENN
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have set officially a wedding date, and as expected, they’re not dragging their heels. It’s right around the corner for Kimye. The couple will exchange vows in Paris, France, as previously reported. “It won’t be a huge wedding,” says a source. “Around 150 people.” That not-so-epic wedding will take place on … Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Engagement: The Unforgettable Album Open Slideshow 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be. View As List 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be. 2. Kim Kardashian Ring In a word? YES! That was the caption Kim Kardashian included along with this Instagram pic of her engagement ring. 3. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 4. Kanye West Proposes to Kim Kardashian! Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian in this video. It’s a far-away look, but it’s our first footage of the actual event! 5. Kanye and Kim Engagement Pic That’s Kanye West on one knee! And that’s Kim Kardashian accepting his proposal! AWWWW! 6. Happy Siblings Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner react to the Kanye West proposal in this Instagram picture. They are just so happy for their sister! 7. Kimye Engagement Party Photo Kim Kardashian and her family and friends pose for a photo at her surprise engagement party. 8. Kim Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban Photo Kim Kardashian and bestie for life Jonathan Cheban during her surprise engagement party. 9. Kim and Friend Kiss Kim Kardashian and another of her friends at her surprise engagement party thrown by Kanye. 10. Rachel Roy and Kim Kardashian Rachel Roy is good friends with Kim Kardashian. This is a photo of the pals on the night the latter got engaged. 11. Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Kim Kardashian flashes her engagement ring in this photo. It’s comprised of 15 carats and was a very nice birthday gift from Kanye West. 12. Kimye Engagement Party Pic Kim, Kourtney, Kanye and that douche Joe Francis at Kimye’s engagement bash. 13. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engaged: But For How Long?! Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are engaged, but will it last? We break down the big event from the A-list couple here. 14. Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring: All the Details! Kim Kardashian is rocking a 15-carat ring on her finger. That’s how Kanye West rolls when he proposes. 15. Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is something else. Just look at that rock on her finger! 16. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engagement: All the Details! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are now engaged. Go inside the proposal now and send your couple your best wishes. Saturday, May 24 of this year! So soon! The duo’s daughter North West , who turns 1 on June 15, will reportedly have a role in the nuptials, although few details are known as of this report. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged last October after the rapper’s proposal, which you can watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online to see. As far as the dress, Kim Kardashian is still deciding on the perfect gown. “[I’ve shopped] a little bit, but I really need a good sit down to plan it all out,” she said. “I’m just really excited for this,” she added. “So many exciting things are happening in my life, and I feel so much good energy. It’s just going to be the best!” Say what you will about the celebrity couple (and we’ve said plenty), they do seem downright over the moon about each other. Counting down the days … 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess?
When I see videos of a South African Congregation Eating Grass for their church, I am reminded how ridiculous, hopeless, helpless, desperate, sad, uneducated, confused, pathetic, ridiculous, people are… I guess it’s just the flow of society, where people get roped into nonsense, by manipulators who want their money, and sometimes, those manipulators get cocky in just how far they can push people… You know he’s laughing about getting people to eat grass in the name of god amongst his friends at the end of the day, he is like “I tell them god wants them to eat grass, and they eat grass, and not one protests, religion is great”…. I mean this is just next level…
When your friends get engaged, you are undeniably be happy for them, but you may also roll your eyes and wish you could make some snarky comments. After all, with the engagement comes the wedding, and with the wedding comes going overboard with the planning and the obsession over every detail. We’ve all been there. Some of us on both sides. There are those who go crazier than others, though, when it comes to Facebook updates, Instagram pics, registries galore and nonstop wedding emails. Enter the cards you WISH you could send them. The geniuses at someecards have a bunch of classics for just such a time-honored occasion. Click through them and nod your head knowingly in approval/laughter: 9 Engagement Cards You WISH You Could Send Open Slideshow 1. Hope It’s a Good One You’re stuck with it. Literally and otherwise. View As List 1. Hope It’s a Good One You’re stuck with it. Literally and otherwise. 2. Thanks For the Reminder(s)! You are SO not a Bridezilla. Not in the least. 3. So Interesting Seriously, your wedding plans sound so important and great for you. 4. Destination Wedding!!! Your choice of destination. Not ours. 5. Great Invite! Such attention to detail that no one noticed! 6. Guest of Honor You gotta meet this guy who you’ll likely forget exists except every time you open the album. 7. A Very Special Gift Us dropping more than a thousand dollars just to show up is our present to you. You’re welcome. 8. So Thoughtful You’ll always remember this oh-so touching food processor came from me … 9. A Fairy Tale Day Your wedding will be the best ever … despite that never being the case for someone’s wedding.
When texting the person you’re crushing on hardcore, it pays to be cool, collected and charming, and above all else, to check your spelling 2-3 times if possible. With the bane of human civilization that is autocorrect, one cannot be too careful. Of course, we fall victim to the perils of this supposedly helpful tool just the same. You can’t pin it all on iPhone technology, though. Some people just plain blow it with their would-be lovers and have only themselves to blame for overreaching. Other times, there’s not a lot they could’ve done differently (except maybe not use texting to hit on someone … food for thought). We get shot down sometimes; it’s life. However you want to explain it, these nine people blew it. Bad. Fortunately, their failures can bring us laughter and enlightenment regarding what NOT to do. Enjoy: 9 Would-Be Relationships NEGGED Via Text Open Slideshow 1. Something Between Us I’m envisioning something between us, all right … View As List 1. Something Between Us I’m envisioning something between us, all right … 2. Mistaken Identity We’ve all talked about our crush TO our crush who we thought was a friend, while referring to said crush as a possible murderer or sex trade kingpin … right?! 3. Maybe We Should … … sign up for an online dating service and find romance not with each other! OHHHH! 4. More Than Friends JUST what he had in mind … 5. Short Answer Why mince words? 6. Can’t Wait to See Those … Freudian slip or iPhone fail? 7. Well Played Not the answer he was expecting … 8. Bad Boys They like to live dangerously. 9. Damn Autocorrect Autocorrect. Always blame autocorrect.
