With non-stop chatter of Ravenswood , the upcoming Pretty Little Liars spinoff, it’s easy to forget: Season 4 of this ABC Family smash kicks off tonight. What can viewers expect from Aria, Hanna and company? Can they trust Mona? What major secret will be revealed in just a few hours? Producer I. Marlene King spoke to our friends at SheKnows and answered a few key questions about what’s on tap. On Red Coat : The audience knows Red Coat. It’s a character that each of the PLLs have had a scene with. On the future of Ezria : I disagree with Spencer’s attitude towards hope. I don’t believe it breeds eternal misery. There’s always a chance for Ezria. On Mona : I wouldn’t use the word accepted. I would say the Liars and Mona are unlikely allies. They’re all looking for Red Coat, but we can never trust Mona’s intentions. Visit SheKnows for the full interview with King and prepare for the Pretty Little Liars Season 4 premiere tonight at 8 p.m. on ABC Family.
Kenya , girl pay yo bills. Kenya reminds us of that crazy lady in Fatal Attraction. This broke beyotch is carrying on fake relationships on TV and trying to front like she’s making it rain on them hoes. In reality she couldn’t make it rain in the strip club if p***y poppin’ pole dancers were busting the hello kitty wide open. Kenya Moore Sues Landlord Over Eviction According to TMZ Kenya Moore is no deadbeat renter … and according to the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” star the landlady trying to evict her is, like a plugged-up toilet … full of crap! Kenya’s being sued for eviction by Conya Weems-Dillon for allegedly coming up $848 short on her May rent (a cool $3,999 / month) and breaking several terms of the lease agreement. Now, Kenya has fired back with her own lawsuit — obtained by TMZ — claiming Weems-Dillon is lying and plotting to intimidate her into moving out of the 6-bedroom, 6-bath house. In her suit, Kenya says she’s paid rent in full for May AND June … and claims her landlady constantly enters the house without notice. She also alleges Weems-Dillon made up the conflict over the lease in order to sell a story to the media … and the eviction is just the landlady’s latest attempt to damage her rep. Weems-Dillon’s attorney hasn’t returned our calls for comment. Kenya’s countersuing for wrongful eviction, slander and emotional distress … she claims she’s been “shunned” by friends since the eviction story broke. Sweetheart your friends shunned you because you’re a manipulative, lying c***t. Continue reading →
Soy Sauce Overdose Puts Man In Coma Make a mental note to watch your salt intake as it could leave you in a coma… According to NBC News: A young man who drank a quart of soy sauce went into a coma and nearly died from an excess of salt in his body, according to a recent case report. The 19-year-old, who drank the soy sauce after being dared by friends, is the first person known to have deliberately overdosed on such a high amount of salt and survived with no lasting neurological problems, according to the doctors in Virginia who reported his case. The case report was published online June 4 in the Journal of Emergency Medicine. Too much salt in the blood, a condition called hypernatremia, is usually seen in people with psychiatric conditions who develop a strong appetite for the condiment, said Dr. David J. Carlberg, who treated the young man and works as an emergency medicine physician at MedStar Georgetown University Hospital in Washington, D.C. Hypernatremia is dangerous because it causes the brain to lose water. When there is too much salt in the bloodstream, water moves out of the body tissues and into the blood by the process of osmosis, to try to equalize the salt concentration between the two. As water the leaves the brain, the organ can shrink and bleed, Carlberg said. After the man drank the soy sauce, he began twitching and having seizures, and the friends took him to an emergency room. That hospital administered anti-seizure medication, and he was already in a coma when he was taken to the hospital where Carlberg was working, the University of Virginia Medical Center, nearly four hours after the event. “He didn’t respond to any of the stimuli that we gave him,” Carlberg said. “He had some clonus, which is just elevated reflexes. It’s a sign that basically the nervous system wasn’t working very well.” The team immediately began flushing the salt out of his system by administering a solution of water and the sugar dextrose through a nasal tube. When they placed the tube, streaks of brown material came out. Within a half hour, they pumped 1.5 gallons (6 liters) of sugar water into the man’s body. The man’s sodium levels returned to normal after about five hours. He remained in a coma for three days, but woke up on his own. For several days afterward, a part of his brain called the hippocampus showed residual effects from the seizures. But a month after the event, he showed no sign of the overdose : He was back at college, and doing well on his exams, doctors reported. A typical quart of soy sauce has more than 0.35 pounds (0.16 kilograms) of salt, the researchers said. Though it’s rare in the United States, consuming excess salt was a traditional method for suicide in ancient China, according to the case report. Carlberg said he believes the young man survived because the team got his sodium levels down so quickly. Damn, bet he won’t be partaking in any ridiculous azz dares anymore.
In an age where Franchise is king, and studios are scared to do much else but rest on their laurels, it is refreshing to see a film with enough Heart to fill a 70’s girl rock section at your local used record shop. That film is The Kings of Summer . Like most low-budget indie films, it’s not perfect. It doesn’t approach perfect. But then, a film’s job isn’t to be perfect. At least not a film like this. The Kings of Summer is charming, touching, and genuinely funny, and that’s more than can be said about most movies that probably cost 50 times what Kings cost to make. Nick Robinson stars as Joe Toy, a boy growing increasingly unable to handle life at home with his strict single father Frank, played by the always hilarious Nick Offerman. Joe’s best friend Patrick, played by Gabriel Basso, is equally as frustrated with his parents, whose general dorkiness and intrusive disposition are completely relatable, if a tad over-the-top. One day, Joe encounters a clearing in the woods, and has a vision to build his own house there to live for the summer. After some convincing, the less adventuresome Patrick agrees to come along, and the two boys, joined by the completely bizarre social outcast Biaggio, played by Moises Arias, run away from home and take to the woods to build a house. While the initial freedom is exhilarating, personal issues between the friends begin to boil, and what was supposed to be a stress-free Summer quickly turns sour. Robinson and Basso give remarkably honest performances for such young, unproven actors. Their ability to be both snarky and sincere is impressive. The film’s major turning point is made so incredibly heartbreaking and relatable by Robinson’s proclivity for subtlety. The best part of the film is played out in complete silence and near-motionlessness. That’s a tough feat to accomplish. Arias, best known for playing a typical Disney one-note annoying side character on Hannah Montana , is hilarious (if not still a tad one-note) as the wry one-line machine Biaggio (who confuses Cystic Fibrosis for homosexuality and “never really saw himself as having a gender.”) Offerman plays a character a bit too similar to his (undeniably amazing) Ron Swanson persona on Parks and Recreation , while Megan Mullally and Marc Evan Jackson bust out perfect comedic performances as Patrick’s parents. Cameos from Alison Brie, Kumail Nanjiani, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Eugene Cordero, and Thomas Middleditch round out what is essentially a Los Angeles comedy nerd’s fantasy cast (I know we’re a small niche, but it’s nice to be nodded at). The small-scale story is set in the 90s, which seems to serve only to escape our present crackhead-like dependence on technology (would kids really take to the woods these days?). Otherwise, the period-ness of the film is generally lost. A lot of the humor comes from asides as opposed to from the story, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it does separate the drama from the comedy in a slightly unnatural way (take out the jokes—which are great—and it would still feel like a complete movie; Contrast that with a comedy like Anchorman ). But The Kings of Summer is a fresh take on the “Coming of Age” tale. Sure, it can be described as Stand By Me meets Lord of the Flies , but really it stands out in that Kings relies very little on nostalgia and romanticism, and more on realism and cynicism. Overall, The Kings of Summer is one of those indie films that does exactly what an indie film should do. It doesn’t reach too high. It’s a simple story that’s well-written and well-acted, and a delightful way to spend 90 minutes. RATING: 4/5
Lady Gaga got into a bikini, like a normal, to remind you that Lady Gaga lives, not that her living is a good thing, but whatever, she’s in a bikini anyway… Thanks to her weak chin, she looks like she’s trying to swallow her neck, or just about to puke, probably from looking at herself in the mirror.. She looks like a young Bette Midler, which in the event you haven’t seen Bette Midler, is not a good thing, ever, under any circumstance, ever. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS IF YOU’RE A FREAK AND INTO THIS KIND OF DISGUSTING… FOLLOW THIS LINK
The only time a bride is erotic – is when she’s not your bride, because when she is your bride, even when beautiful and looking her best, thanks to her year of fitness for this day, all you see is prison stripes… So when the bride is your friends bride, who you figure you’ll try to get some alone time with to make into a bad wife on day one, something that I would be into, just to prove the sanctitude of marriage is a whole lot of shit, you know to help alleviate some of the pressure of “til death do us part”…. Or when she’s some 18 year old famous model from Eastern Europe, modelling wedding dresses like high school girls playing dress-up… It is as close bride fetish porn without being bride fetish porn…and I am into that.
Damn, with friends like these who needs enemies? Man Set On Fire By Friends On Stag Night According to The Sun Mandy Hammond, 41, was left heartbroken after her fiance was brutally beaten to death the night before their wedding. Groom Ramsey Raulinautis, 35, went out with pals to celebrate his “last night of freedom”. But the stag do went badly wrong and Ramsey ended up being viciously beaten by his mates – who then stuffed paper into his clothes and set him on fire like a “human barbecue”. Mandy had spent the evening having her nails and hair done ready for the wedding ceremony the next morning while her fiance was out enjoying himself. She told how the police called at her door in the early hours to say Ramsey was dead and four of his friends had been arrested. Tearful Mandy said: “When I heard their names my jaw dropped in disbelief – they were the friends he’d gone out with for his stag night. “Ramsey had invited them around for dinner in the past – I had welcomed them into our home and cooked a meal for them. “I still don’t know what happened that night and why they killed my husband-to-be.” Mandy added: “I felt as if I’d been kicked in the stomach. “I was asked to identify his body – when I got there I looked down at the man who I should have been saying my vows to. “I had to steady myself against the wall to stop from collapsing, I could barely recognize him, he had horrific injuries and burns. “I went home and took my wedding dress out of the wardrobe, I lay on the bed and looked at it as I had so many times before, but this time I was sobbing.” Construction worker Ramsey met mum-of-seven Mandy after moving to Newport, South Wales, five years ago. He proposed after taking Mandy to meet his family in his hometown in Lithuania. They set their wedding day for March 10, 2011. Mandy said: “My wedding dress is still hanging in my wardrobe – I wish Ramsey could have seen me wear it. “Every day I think about the torment he endured, I will never get over losing him.” Polish-born Pawel Lysonik, 22, and Kamil Semrau, 28, were jailed for life after being convicted of murder last month. Two other men, Lukas Kalkowski, 30, and Stanislaw Gliszczynski, 31, were found guilty of GBH with intent and sentenced to 17 years in prison. Cardiff Crown Court heard the four men refused to give any explanation for the attack on their pal. Judge Justice Roderick Evans told the killers: “This was a shockingly violent, cold-blooded murder and you caused your victim extreme suffering. “He was given a ferocious beating but his body was then so badly burned many of the injuries were unable to be seen by a pathologist. “You stuffed paper into his clothing and set him alight – even in his injured state he must have been in agony.” What an inhumane thing to do to someone. Geesh. Continue reading →
Being on the beach in Florida, looking at girls who looked like this, and realizing that not all girls who were 300 pounds as expected, I felt that there is hope for a better tomorrow. It’s like not all “18″-20 year olds, because they were all 18 from the distance I was staring at, legal to have sex with with my mind, are fucked up from the hormones in the food in a fat and sloppy way, but instead are lean and long with great booty way…I want to bury myself in…. Collectively parading around knowing they were hot, snapping pics for each other for their social media. It was a magical experience. I don’t know who this Victoria Justice girl is, but I do know she’s leading a great example for the girls I saw, better her than that Kate Upton pig.
Bikini model Miranda Kerr posted these bikini pics to her Instagram…. I am guessing she’s hired a publicist now that her gig with Victoria’s Secret is up and she’s out there trying to promote herself as hard as she can so that all her riding Victoria’s Secret marketing budget to become a celebrity the last 6 years doesn’t go to fucking waste. You know, because she’s at her peak and can either ride the status quo as she slowly gets fatter and older. Or she can break free and create her own destiny, that will either collapse and she has enough money to still live the good life with her rich actor husband, or work and she will make a name for herself as someone who isn’t just a Victoria’s Secret model, whether through acting or modelling, just anything that isn’t Victoria’s Secret. So she’s been out there posting all kinds of pics from shoots, that are all a lot like her Victoria’s Secret shit, but I guess we should give her time to find her own style and sound. Like when she WENT OFF AND GOT NAKED FOR VOGUE … She’s even gone on Fox and Friends to show off her flexibility to the Republicans….What won’t this girl do… There is hope….
Deacon Jones, one of the greatest defensive players in NFL history, passed away last night at his home in Southern California. He was 74 years old. Sources confirm that Jones, a 14-year veteran who played from 1961-1974, died of natural causes. “Deacon Jones was one of the greatest players in NFL history. Off the field, he was a true giant,” said Redskins general manager Bruce Allen, whose father, George, coached Jones with the Los Angeles Rams. “His passion and spirit will continue to inspire those who knew him. He was a cherished member of the Allen family and I will always consider him my big brother.” Jones was honored at the Defensive Player of the Year twice and was selected to 8 Pro Bowls, an impressive resume for anyone, let alone a 14th round draft pick. He was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980. Later, Jones was named to the NFL’s 75th Anniversary All-Time Team and dubbed Sports Illustrated “Defensive End of the Century.” We send our condolences to his friends, family and loved ones.
