Lacey Banghard is pretty ok….I mean I don’t know how hot she’d be if she; didn’t have such ridiculous tits…but lucky for her…she’s got ridiculous tits…so we don’t have to imagine such horrible things…unless she has a breakdown….like she was Britney Spears and instead of cutting off her hair….she chooses to cut off her tits….you know after realizing that all people care about are her tits….and she’s gonna make them have no choice but to care about other things about her…like her brains or her command of the English language….or something….but we don’t have to deal with that kind of crazy today….today…we can just stare at her tits…
Nadine Velazquez is on set and shwoing off tit…which would probably be more exciting if I knew who Nadine Velazquez was….but I don’t….because I don’t watch TV….but I do have access to WIKIPEDIA…and according to Wikipedia….she married a talent agent in 2005…which happens to be the year she got her firs major role on TV…funny how things like that work out…what a random coincidence that wouldn’t make me think she fucked her way into career advancements…I mean she’s Puerto Rican…they have serious work ethic and would never do something like that with their awesome bodies….especially now that they are recently divorced….
Monica Bellucci is some busty old lady pushing 50 who had acted and modeled both clothed and topless over the last 2 and a half decades…she started at 13 for some “local photo enthusiast”….who I’d like to call Roman Polanski for the sake of this post…..and now she’s modeling for Vanity Fair Spain….without really exploiting her tits the way I’d want her to be exploiting them…. but I guess at her age…she’s done all her tits are really capable of and they are now tired and a shadow of what they once were at their glory….you know like seeing a fat retired ball player thrown back into the mix…he’s got the moves…the skills…his body just won’t let him hit that home run….only the boob version….and as much as I hate to admit it…cuz I hate old ladies….I think she looks awesome.
Tall, long legged, awkward mid-section, obese chick in training, Anna Nicole Smith junion, Kate Upton…..is in a Mercedes ad campaign for the Super Bowl…..and I guess this is their first release to get the buzz going….. Really mercedes? I guess they are trying to hit the middle class dude market with no taste….but there was a time when the Benz was a fancy car..and I guess as people got richer and bought Rolls Royce’s and Bentley’s…they had to scramble and said to themselves….”Kate Upton is well liked by dudes who like tits, and dudes who like tits can afford 400 dollar a month leases on cars that were once considered luxury cars”…..so instead of casting an actual babe….giving us some aspiration unattainable dreams we hope a car like that gives us….like it is supposed to be marketed….they’ve decided to throw out all branding….and say “hey joe dude who likes tits, get a benz”…. What a fail…. That said…why the fuck are 10 dudes washing one car…If I was rich I’d make sure the big pig of a woman would be doing it as me and my friends throw pork rinds and her saying “eat your mommy, eat your mommy”……
I cannot believe I’m writing my second MBE in less than 3 months. A few months back, Fredo was supposed to meet me but couldn’t make it, so he tweeted me that we would meet in San Antonio, which is why I made a 5 hour trip there. When I walked in my hotel I saw Cody Simpson standing in the lobby. I gave my mom all my bags and walked slowly over to him. He was very polite and introduced himself to me, took pictures, asked how I was and wished me luck on getting tickets to the show. His dad told me not to tell anyone where they were staying, so I didn’t . I assumed that because Cody was here that Justin’s crew or hopefully Justin would be here too. My mom took our stuff to our room while I stayed in the lobby of the hotel. After waiting a while, I saw Nick Demoura, (who I have been trying to meet for years and happens to be my favorite dancer) go outside and wait for a taxi but I was too scared to go up to him. Throughout the night I met some of the crew and a few dancers including Nick. Most of the other girls there didn’t know who anyone was. When I went and asked them for a picture, as soon as my phone went up a crowd would already be over there. Eventually 100 girls had shown up and I knew if Justin showed we wouldn’t be meeting him. A van pulled up to the hotel and Kenny got out, got back in and left. Later a bus pulled up and girls were swarming around it taking pictures of the door (LOL). No one got out because of this, I assume. When Cody came back to the hotel, girls were screaming and running which is when the hotel started kicking people out who weren’t guests. Eventually we called it a night. I had a meet and greet with Cody but since I met him the night before I decided to try and see if I could get into Justin’s meet & greet which was at the same time . I met up with my friends outside of the arena. We met Cody’s dancers. I was given meet and greets and had extra’s so I gave them to people I met on Friday and Saturday. One of them was someone I’ve been friend’s with on Twitter for YEARS (@NutellasJustin), but I didn’t have enough for her best friend to also get to meet Justin. I have honestly never met anyone so selfless in my whole life. I wish you could’ve seen the look on her face. She refused to meet Justin if her best friend couldn’t either. Which to me, made her deserve it all the more. I tried so hard to force her to come with us because this was her one chance but she just couldn’t. And because of that I will not stop until she meets Justin. Anyways, she ended up giving it back and I gave it to another girl I met. We were in line to meet Justin for about a hour and a half, which was odd because the meet & greets usually end by 5. I saw someone carrying the drink that Justin said is like dinosaur pee towards where he was and the crew was saying he wasn’t feeling well. I saw Fredo in the hallway but he left too quick for me to say anything. My friends were freaking out and thanking me over and over which made me feel really good to know that I made someone’s dream come true in a way. The meet & greet started at 6 and we were told not to speak to Justin because he probably wouldn’t reply and not to be offended because he was on vocal rest . When it was our turn to meet him I walked in and got beside him and said hi. He turned to me and was like, “Hi! How are you?” This was my third time meeting him and I seriously always hate myself because I never say anything. I died right there. We took the picture and I told him I hope he felt better then left. We were all FREAKING OUT. My friends and I waited outside the arena until the end of the show but no one ever came out. Including Alfredo, but I know I will meet him someday and I wouldn’t change this experience for the world. You can read my other MBE here . -Amani (@amaniluvxo/@amanisahyounie) Read the original: I cannot believe I’m writing my second MBE in less than 3…
More new music from Aaliyah… New Aaliyah Song ‘Girl Friends’ Released In celebration of what would have been the 34th birthday of fallen R&B songstress Aaliyah earlier this week, we gave you a first listen at a new Aaliyah track called “Quit Hatin.” But in case that wasn’t enough to quench your Aaliyah thirst, we’ve got you covered with yet another new track called “Girl Friends.” Take a listen below. All this new Aaliyah music and no Drizzy Drake super-stan soundbytes in sight. It’s like Christmas all over again, right?
Last night at the Hard Rock Cafe in New York City, the VH1 Save The Music Foundation Songwriters Music Series with Swizz Beatz & Friends rocked the house for a good cause …. Continue
If you thought Samuel L. Jackson urging a white reporter to say the N-Word was humorous… you may wanna watch this video. During an interview with London’s 95.8 Capital FM station this week, the actor took a few moments to cover “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” by Taylor Swift . Really, what else do you need to know? Listen now to Jackson’s somewhat dirtier version now: Samuel L. Jackson – “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” Not bad, huh? Now visit our friends at Movie Fanatic to browse through Jackson’s controversial Django Unchained quotes !
Somebody put Kenya on suicide watch! There’s been a “Real Housewives of Atlanta” engagement — but it ain’t hers. The next lucky lady to wed will be Kandi Burruss ! Via US Weekly reports : She said yes! Engagement buzz has been building around Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss and her line producer beau, Todd Tucker, ever since the two debuted their relationship on the fifth season of her Bravo reality series. And now Us Weekly can exclusively reveal that the lovebirds are indeed engaged to be married. Tucker, 39, popped the question on New Year’s Day, during a New Year’s celebration with friends at the couple’s home in Atlanta. (Among the party guests was fellow Atlanta Housewife Phaedra Parks, who’s currently expecting her second child with husband Apollo Nida.) After talking it over with Burruss’ daughter, 10-year-old Riley — who gave him her blessing — he got down on one knee and proposed to his love of more than a year with a two-carat diamond sparkler by Gregg Ruth. The singer-songwriter, 36 — who has been engaged once before, to the late Ashley “A.J.” Jewell — was floored. “I was totally surprised,” she tells Us of the romantic proposal, adding that she even shed a few happy tears. The happy couple already have two dates in mind for their big day, but they’re still working out a lot of the other details, including whether the wedding will be filmed for The Real Housewives. One thing Burruss is sure of is that Tucker has changed her life for the better. “I used to make jokes with my friends that I [was] part of the Forever Single Club,” she tells Us, adding that she and her hubby-to-be plan to have kids together after they’re married. “That’s what I said before, but now I’m totally different.” Guess sometimes it works out to isht where ya eat — eh Kandi? Congrats to this happy couple! We are so glad to see her in love!!! Instagram
