Dakota Fanning posted a bikini pic with what we used to call in the 90s a couple of Fat Managers… It was the girl that the hotter skinnier girl would hang out with so that when pics came around – or even pre pics – when people would come around – they’d look the hottest…and the tightest and often times, weren’t even that hot or that tight – but by comparison they were…like an optical illusion…some “magic eye poster” shit…. We’d call them fat managers, because as much as the skinny hot one liked having the fat ones around to look hotter against, or to spew all their stories on as the fat one groupied and envied her….the fat ones liked the skinny one around because it made them seem hotter or more desirable…as the hot one would lure in so much attention there’d be a spillover… With that spillover the hot one would choose the dude she wanted to get with and his friends or other dudes would be pawned onto the fat chicks, they’d call that JUMPING THE GRENADE, and everyone would fuck, some happier than others, usually the fat chick….because she got laid.. Point being, if you wanted the hot chick you’d have to go through the fat manager, you’d have to win her trust and friendship but not make her want to fuck you, because if she did, it’d be over and you’d be fucking the fat manager not the hot chick….it was always a complicated dance…but luckily for me, I’m vile and the hot chicks never wanted me, so I’d just end up giving the fat manager a foot massage while my friend would fuck the hot one and jerk off in the bathroom when everyone was asleep…. Life. The post Dakota Fanning and her Fat Managers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Everybody communicates through texting, but not everyone texts in the same way or for the same purpose. Like, texting your boss is not like texting your family, and neither of those are the same as texting your friends … or potential romantic interests. Because of the need for alacrity and the wider array of visual communication tools — like emojis — sometimes older folks are at a loss for what younger people are saying — especially if we're talking about a parent nosing through their teen's private messages that are none of their business. Well, ever since the dawn of AOL Instant Messenger — remember that? — news articles have been publishing “translations” of what the youths mean when they use abbreviations and slang. Here's a guide to some of the most frequent text-isms … 1. 100 This just means that something is true or honest. It means that something’s “100%” accurate. That’s where the “100” comes from. 2. Eggplant With the exception of Rob Kardashian, who once used the emoji to talk about literal food, everyone uses this to refer to a penis — or to sex, even if the sex in question won’t involve a penis. It could literally just be a reference to a hot guy rather than actual plans involving his penis. 3. Droplets These *can* refer to ejaculation, but they can also just be the sweat droplets of someone who’s nervous around their crush or about a test. So no, parents, if they say “I gotta take a test real quick” followed by that emoji, it doesn’t mean that academics turn them on. 4. Peach The peach emoji means a butt. It looks like a shapely butt and it always means a butt. Usually we see it in terms of people talking about how they or others look in various pants. 5. WTTP WTTP is an acronym for “want to trade pictures.” Generally speaking, most people aren’t going to use this because most people are too discerning to just randomly fire off some nudes at someone who can’t even use the words, but sure. 6. Turnt and Lit Most people don’t say “turnt” anymore unless they mean it ironically. “Lit” is still a word, both basically just mean “turned up.” They CAN refer to intoxication or drug use, but generally they just mean that a party is exciting or wild. View Slideshow
On May 26, Joy-Anna Duggar and Austin Forsyth tied the knot in Arkansas, completing the transition from side hugs to married life. Much has been written about this watershed moment for Duggar Nation, but nothing compares to what Austin himself wrote that day. Before Austin and Joy-Anna’s wedding , which took place at Cross Church in Rogers, Ark., penned a sweet love letter to his bride-to-be. Whatever you think of the Duggars and their in-laws, it is touching beyond words, and may inspire you to write a similar one yourself. “My dearest love,” Austin Marytn Forsyth began in his handwritten letter, posted to the TLC website ahead of tomorrow’s season premiere. “The very thought of getting to be your husband is very humbling and a great honor. You are truly a gift from our Heavenly Father.” “The way we have been brought together is very evident that we serve a God who cares so much for us,” the would-be groom continued. “I try to imagine God’s unmerited favor, the best example I know is how He has blessed me with you! You are such a woman of character. “The heart you have for Him, His word, and His people has challenged me time and time again to love Him and you all the more.” “Getting to spend time with you is my favorite thing,” he added. “You are fun, enthusiastic, adventurous, and always willing to try new things.” “I love you with all my heart and can’t wait to grow deeper in love with you!” Austin said, putting an official end to Joy-Anna’s cold feet . Their lifestyle choices, religious believes and sheer number of things banned by the Duggar family have been debated at length. From old-fashioned patriarchal conventions and forced religious rituals to their aggressive procreation, many aspects are controversial. But this? This is just touching. Hopefully it becomes a tradition in and of itself to pen letters like this, because it’s something anyone – regardless of religion – would cherish. Perhaps Joe will take note. The next member and soon-to-be members of this famous family to be walking down the aisle are Joseph Duggar and Kendra Caldwell . He actually popped the question at his sister’s reception that same day ( Joe was slammed for this , but Joy-Anna gave him her blessing). “We are super excited. It’s great to not be courting anymore, now we’re engaged!” the couple said. “I was definitely nervous going into it.” “But I wasn’t afraid that she was going to say no,” he added, and for good reason it turned out. “She had said, ‘I’m just waiting on you!'” View Slideshow: Joy-Anna Duggar Wedding Photos Released: Check Out Mrs. Forsyth’s Big Day! Pretty wonderful all around. The Duggars will always endure scrutiny from a chorus of critics, and often times, those detractors will raise some valid concerns. Discussions of gender roles, in particular, and how the famous family treats women within relationships are worth having in a civil manner. Still, there’s little doubt that relationships like Austin and Joy’s are rooted in so much love, compassion and devotion to one another. What’s not to love. Check out the above gallery for all the behind-the-scenes photos from the wedding day, from the couple themselves to the whole family! Also, don’t forget that Counting On returns tomorrow on TLC for a brand new season featuring their wedding and much, much more … View Slideshow: Counting On Season 4 Preview: What Can We Expect From the Duggars Now?
Can you believe it's been eight months now since Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in Paris? Two men forced their way into her apartment, tied her up, shoved a gun in her face, and stole just so, so much jewelry. The event was extremely traumatizing for her , and understandably so — it sounds absolutely terrifying. But, as she reveals in a new sneak peek for tonight's season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she's so traumatized that she may never go back to Paris. Ever. In the clip, Kim sits down for a dinner in New York with friends La La Anthony, Jonathan Cheban, and Simon Huck. After taking out her “grills” and her fake lip ring, she explains that she has to go to court the next day to testify again . “I think they're going to ask me to, like, say the whole thing again, like what happened,” she says. La La asks what it's like for her to go through the story again and again, if it's hard every time or if it's easier at this point. “I think I've said it a lot,” Kim answers, “and I've, like, relived it so much in therapy that I'll be OK.” “I mean, I don't know, if they start asking me certain questions, maybe it'll trigger something and I'll get emotional , but it's nothing that I can't get through.” Simon asks her if she's going to go back to Paris, but she says that she's not planning on going anytime soon. He suggest she might go back in “a couple years,” but she says it'll be more like “five, six, seven, ten years.” “I don't want to go anytime soon,” she insists when her friends seem shocked. “North has pajamas with the Eiffel Tower all over it,” she says, “and she goes 'Mommy, you like to go to Paris, right?'” “And I was like 'yeah,' she was like 'Are you gonna take me?' And I was like 'You've been there before. We'll go one day.'” Kim says that it would be “so hard” to back to Paris, but “I will do it for her.” Check out Kim's heartbreaking conversation in the video below:
You know how every group of girls always has that one less attractive friend to make them all look better or thinner or whatever? Well, after checking out these shots of Ariel Winter and her friends on social media, I’m pretty sure Ariel must only hang out with girls with smaller funbags, because maybe it’s just an optical illusion, but hers are looking huge here. Either way, me and the Little Tuna definitely approve.
Vanessa Hudgens has been working out, and has always been an exhibitionist, I mean one of the first with nude pics leaked, she knows how to whore herself out for attention or whatever it is that she does…now more than ever because she’s finally got fit and her body looks good – so there’s more reason to get this kind of content out there, plus it’s how they stay competitive in a world of naked bitches everywhere….so bring it.. I just find it sad, not because it is desperate, but because she’s not showing off her massive bush, that I know she’s capable of. I am a bush lover and when I know a girl has had bush, but doesn’t show off said bush anymore, because she probably waxed it off out of insecurity from being mocked by the BUSH haters…. It makes me sad, but then again, maybe I am just sad due to deeper rooted issues…yeah probably. The post Vanessa Hudgens and Friends in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rat Cow had a friend grab her ass in some mud bath – leaving hand prints on her ass – for her social media that I am blocked on… Because that’s just the kind of shameless whore, using her friends as props to get pervert fans to watch her feed and jerk off to her. It validates her, it helps her grow her channels, and ultimately allows her to polarize her existence to be more than just a titty model, but rather a fashion icon, or a socialite or who the fuck knows, I just know bitch is getting paid HEFTY for all her brand deals….so the scam, the great tits, the casual ass slaps…all work for her…and I am sure some of you wish you worked for her…cleaning her panties with your mouth or some shit… I think she’s overrated, not that great, but she’s also not that bad either, she obviously knows this is all a joke – her career, instagram, the checks, just cash em when you can… I think she’s the fucking worst, but I like knowing she has had sex with directors and actors for her movie roles, I find that funny. The post Rat Cow Messy Ass Grab of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.
Subtweeting is usually about someone having bad manners or letting someone know that you know. It isn’t usually about crime . But Khloe Kardashian shot out some tweets about a friend stealing from her … and is straight-up asking if she should go to the police. “What would you do if you found out a friend was stealing from you?” That was her tweet, seemingly out of nowhere, on Thursday. But that wasn’t the end of what she had to say. “Would you cut off the friendship and let God handle it? Or would you go the legal route?” That was her second tweet, a clear follow-up to the first. We know that the Kardashians subscribe to a very specific sort of Christianity, and we can respect that as much as we can respect anything about the Kardashians, but simply cutting off a friendship won’t stop them from stealing from the next person, you know? She did clarify that she did not mean her friend, actress Malika Haqq , who had been named in some of the response tweets. “No, guys! Malika is my sister! Never ever ever! We ride for life.” “Way TOO many shady people in the world. The grass is cut LOW. I see a few snakes.” It’s a little unclear if that last one is talking more about the unnamed, “hypothetical” thief … or the responses that she was getting on Twitter. Maybe both. You know, if pregnancy rumors about Khloe and Tristan Thompson are true, this could be the hormones talking. But maybe not. The strangest part of all of that is the bit about going to the police, right? For most of us, Twitter is a great way to keep up with friends in real time, follow the news, have occasional brushes with celebrities, and make what we will of the occasional covfefe . But for Khloe, it’s apparently a place to ask for legal advice. But we think that we know what was going on there, and she wasn’t really asking for advice. Because anyone who might have actually been stealing from her would probably want to stop at that point. Being caught is scary enough, but police involvement would be so much work. Hell, they might even break off the friendship themselves out of fear that Khloe would turn them in. The true purpose of subtweeting isn’t to share your situation with others, it’s to have your tweets read by their unnamed subject. Khloe was sending a clear message. If we hear that she’s called the cops on somebody, we’ll know for sure that it wasn’t received. View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian Gym Selfies
