Here’s an America’s Funniest video that never actually went viral – at least not that I know of – of what looks like a drunk girl at the cottage doing a little Ma Carina on the couch with her friends for her dad…you know it’s what dad’s make all their 18 year old daughters do for them after getting them drunk… But then again, there is no dad in the sidelines of the video, so maybe my story is entirely fabricated…who can tell…but someone had to hold the video camera…of girl right when the ROOFIES kicked in…so that she doesn’t remember what happens next…. Hey Ma Carina…. The 90s song, turn Bar Mitzvah and Wedding choreographed dance, turned fail video….legendary… The post Drunk Girl Fake Fall During Ma Carina of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Exciting news for Evan Rachel Wood (a.k.a. the star of that puzzling HBO drama you’re either obsessed with or just pretend to watch so your friends won’t chastise you): She’s getting married! The Westworld actress is engaged to her Rebel and a Basketcase bandmate Zach Villa, her rep confirmed to People. Rumors of their engagement… Read more »
Believe it or not, Justin Bieber is actually a pretty skilled hockey player . The Biebs says he laces up the skates every chance he gets, and he’s displayed his talents in the past by posting videos of impressive plays to social media accounts. But there’s a difference between schooling your friends in a pick-up game and actually taking the ice against guys who play for a living – a lesson Justin learned the hard way during this week’s NHL All-Star Celebrity Shootout: That’s 6’6″ 220-pound former NHL defenseman Chris Pronger clearly enjoying the hell out of laying out a brutal body check on Bieber. As you can see, Justin didn’t find the experience quite as enjoyable. “I was giving him a little back massage in the corner,” Pronger said of the hit, which has been celebrated far and wide on social media. Pronger actually went pretty light on Bieber, but the singer clearly didn’t appreciate the punishment. Not surprisingly, the epic photo has made Pronger something of an Internet folk hero. Justin Bieber: Checked By Chris Pronger Pronger successfully pinned one of the celebrity world’s most notorious douche nozzles to the boards, even the head of the NHL’s Department of Player Safety got in on the act with a joke tweet that many believed to be legit: “The Department of Player Safety will have a hearing tomorrow morning with Chris Pronger for his Check from Behind on @justinbieber,” Damian Echevarrietta tweeted. Fortunately, he was kidding, and there’s no chance of Pronger being disciplined for his heroic deed. To make the story even better, there’s an inspirational element to Bieber having his face smushed into the glass for our entertainment. Pronger hasn’t played since 2011 due to severe post-concussion syndrome. Though he’s not officially retired, he’s not expected to return to hockey. The 42-year-old former MVP has said in in interviews that there was a time when he was unable to skate, and that he believed he would never be able to play hockey with his kids. So for many fans, just seeing the man back on the ice was a treat. The fact that he flattened Bieber was just the icing on the cake. The sweet, sweet icing on the cake… View Slideshow: 17 Shocking Justin Bieber Facts
Drake Seen In Amsterdam Having Dinner With Insta-Freak Rosee Divine For weeks now, we’ve been chronicling the “romance” between Drake and Jennifer Lopez . But last night it was NOT Jenny From The Block who had her hands all over Aubrey at dinner. Drake was spotted having dinner with porn star/Insta-thot Rosee Divine according to DailyMail . Jennifer Lopez is said to be “head over heels” for Aubrey, but MC Owl guy has his own agenda. A smiling and touchy-feely Rosee joined Drake and at least one of his friends at Japanese restaurant in Amsterdam. Drake jumps from the A-list to the iList. SMH. Flip the page to see more of Rosee in all her…well, you’ll see. Image via Instagram
Kylie Jenner has a mooch friend who takes slutty pics of her…and that mooch friend…just by being associated with Kylie Jenner has been able to take her instagram level photography to the fashion magazines that don’t actually care about content…but rather about followers, about who their friends are, and that’s really how it’s always been… I feel like the quality of content 10 years ago was a little more scrutinized, meaning the friends of the famous people, were people with an actual skill, who were actually good, who had to put their money where their mouth is, and produce quality to get the respect….they may have been groupie, opportunist, suck up mooches…good marketers because people have always been half retard….but were more than just some garbage fame whore’s personal instagram photographer… But I could be wrong…. I just know that if she was a real artist, this series would be more about Kylie’s asshole…something I’d actually want to see, not because it’s art…but because I like Horror….and gore…and assume that in her ass implant surgeries she had her asshole removed…to fuel making her ass itself bigger and bigger…like a water balloon filled with shit… Fantasies. The post Kylie Jenner Tits in a Lame Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Lisa-Marie Bosbach’s tan lines are still sexy Fleshbot Amanda Holden rock hard pokies Taxi Driver Movie Paris Jackson see-through at photoshoot The Nip Slip Grace Hartzel bush for the bushes Drunken Stepfather Lauren Louise outdoor striptease (header image) Egotastic All Stars Olivia Austin dips her boobs in a cake Boobie Blog Last Men on Earth Podcast Episode 72 Last Men on Earth A Stranger Things/Star Wars mash-up and other great fan art Double Viking … read more
An obese Elisabeth Cannon was released on 12K bail after shooting and killing 15-year-old Vernon Marcus Jr on Monday in Georgia. Cannon says the boy and his friends threw rocks and caused “dings” to the outside of her home. The boy was walking past Cannon’s house when he was shot and killed. At her arraignment, Cannon says the shooting was in self-defense and she is not an “evil person,” although she’s been known to talk about “bad blacks.” Witnesses and neighbors say Cannon has used “racial slurs” about black folks before. Cannon also said the bad black kids would “glare at her.” Right, sounds like a bullsh*t excuse to shoot a kid…but he’s black so we will see how this pans out.
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Emma Fleshbot Kate Upton areola peek in a lacy bra Taxi Driver Movie Ashley Graham’s butt in V Magazine The Nip Slip Pin-up Girl Rosie O’Kelly is interesting Drunken Stepfather Rosie Danvers topless in stockings (header image) Egotastic All Stars “Bone Me” by Bryci Boobie Blog Sara Jean Underwood Round Up Last Men on Earth Veteran Badass Sigourney Weaver on The Defenders Double Viking … read more
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