It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Leia and Han were totally doing each other back in the day Fleshbot Lisa Nash braless in a sheer dress The Nip Slip Eniko Mihalik nearly nude in Playboy Drunken Stepfather Elizabeth Elam topless tease (header image) Egotastic All Stars Pizza Shop Girl with perfect tits does a dildo Boobie Blog Larsa Pippen white hot swimsuit in Miami Last Men on Earth Luc Besson’s Female Indiana Jones Double Viking … read more
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! When going to space, remember to bring a topless Ashley Smith Fleshbot Lady Victoria Hervey titties in a see-through bra backstage Taxi Driver Movie Elizabeth Olsen goes for a walk in leggings The Nip Slip Kim Baltes is naked enough Drunken Stepfather Holly Horne topless knife treats Egotastic All Stars Big boob yoga with Bryci (header image) Boobie Blog Alexis Ren slender in bikinis Last Men on Earth The case for and against the Loch Ness Monster Double Viking … read more
Call me crazy….but my friends and strangers call me Jesus…but I am pretty sure this Alexis Ren girl in these bikini pics is showing some asshole hair, pussy lip and maybe even asshole…in what we can assume is non-photoshopped pics from a bikini company’s photoshoot – by her fake boyfriend – who relies heavily on her pussy to make stupid internet money that he makes – leveraging her amazing body….because otherwise he’d just be some faggot with curly hair with his shirt off…put some skinny pussy in the mix…and they have weird fake romance that fat chicks in Ohio fucking dream of…and follow in their shitty lives…you know the kind of chick I mean…with the beach screensaver and all the tacky beachy 90s posters…because we all need dreams motherfuckers…we all need dreams… The post Alexis Ren Asshole Hair of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s been over a year now since Kourtney Kardashian broke up with Scott Disick . They’ve been pretty friendly lately, but it looks like, after all this time, she’s still in the mood to tear him down. Here, see what we mean in this new Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip: Scott Disick Gets Called Out For Cougar Love Things start off when Kim Kardashian asks Scott “why on EARTH” has he been hanging out with her mother, Kris Jenner, “going to tea parties and doing water aerobics.” Scott asserts that he didn’t go to a “tea party” with Kris and her friends, they went to high tea, and Kourtney cuts him off to say that a friend of Kris’ asked her for his phone number. Somebody sounds jealous! Kourtney really starts to go after him, asking him “Since when were you interested in water aerobics?” She says that it’s really unlike him, since “You never worked out a day in your life.” Scott points out that he hangs out with those women just like he hangs out with them, and that “the only difference between them and all of you is they don’t sit on their phones the whole time.” It’s an accurate statement, since Kim’s phone was firmly in her hand during the whole conversation, but Kim got catty and suggested that the only difference was “saggier skin.” What a bunch of witches. Kourtney would not let up, and Kim threw in a little joke about menopause, and apparently the whole thing turned Scott off from hanging out with his new friends in the future. “I didn’t want to be like a full-blown cougar stalker,” he tells the camera. “It’s definitely not the most normal thing on the planet, so maybe I shouldn’t hang out with the cougar squad.” Sad, right? It’s just unfortunate that Kourtney is giving Scott such a hard time for such harmless activities when, just last year, he was such an alarming mess. Instead of doing water aerobics with Kris, would she prefer he go back to getting wasted and stumbling around town ? Would it be more acceptable if he got belligerently drunk at charity events ? Maybe it would be fun if he did cocaine at a party with some teenagers, like he allegedly did last year . Or hey, maybe instead of drinking tea with some older ladies, it’d be better for him to drink so much booze that he winds up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning . Yes, Scott’s done some horrible things to Kourtney, and if she doesn’t want to forgive him, that’s her choice. But to see her so mercilessly mock this guy for something so harmless when he’s turned his life around so much, it’s just tough to watch. View Slideshow: The Good, The Bad, The Lord: 23 Times Scott Disick Owned Reality TV
I don’t care about Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton or American Politics or the Election, it’s all the same bullshit to me, because the government is corrupt, it’s owned by big business, and whether one woman plays the public servant angle, who is worth 250,000,000 dollars, while real public servants aren’t worth 250,000,000 dollars…or the other one is some inflated, puffy, trashy rich guy who has made a career off being a trashy, gaudy, loud self confident champion…they both work for the same bullshit and are designed to distract you by real issues. It’s like let’s all fight amongst ourselves…instead of actually being progressive…you fucking morons…they are both egotistical piles of shit… Speaking of egotistical pieces of shit, here’s LENA DUNHAM nipples in what we can assume is her clever little “GRAB THEM BY THE PUSSY”…costume, since that’s what the politics of america come down to, tabloid fodder that these self involved, spoiled, narcissists who pretend to be activists or feminists, when really they are just happy being the quirky one hanging with Taylor Swift, because of the new found confidence in being able to sell her show to HBO…a show she used and a platform to walk around naked…like a little kid playing with his feces….all for attention…a “Look at me”….”Look at me”…. So she’s using the fake feminist pig, platform to show how mad she is…to be satirical…when really just showing off her nipples…to push her inflated ego and personal agenda…that anyone who is forced to experience anything Lena Dunham…will know is just nonsense…and that she’s just bullshit….and most importantly…too disgusting to look at in a leotard. I am sure at whatever party she was at…let’s assume Taylor Swift’s house..she got all the laughs because this circle of scammers like her…she’s the funny one…. The post Hillary Clinton’s Fat Monster Henchman’s Silly Fake Feminist Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift dressed like Deadpool at a little Halloween party she had for her pussy party – that features a couple of Victoria’s Secret models named Martha Hunt and Lily Donaldson….and one fake model, who has tricked the world into thinking she’s an actual model, named Gigi Hadid…. I guess dressing like an innocent girl with a big open heart that always gets broken wouldn’t make sense, since that’s her everyday costume….and I guess dressing like a slut who fucks anything that she can….as often as she can…before throwing them out and moving onto the next one…in what we can assume is an evil empire, fully strategic and manipulative, that’s why it makes 100s of millions of dollars a year…but that’s her actual self….so DEADPOOL it is….it was a big movie…nerds like it…seems like a pretty lame costume…but this is Taylor Swift…everything about her is fucking lame…even models in a bathtub drinking wine…is fucking lame when Taylor Swift is involved… The post Taylor Swift in Deadpool of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
THIS IS HILARIOUS…. I didn’t watch Neon Demon, a story of some model who moved to LA at 16 to get swept up by the evil industry, although you’d think it’d be something I’m into based on the fact that I post these bullshit stories everyday….but I do remember when it came out in the early summer… What I missed was this brilliant picture of her at a premiere – standing in front of some weirdly placed pervert mirror, the kind of design we can assume the dudes who lurk in malls looking for girls in skirts to walk up stairs…to to use their selfie stick rig would have built… I mean what are the chances of this actually happening…this is almost as good as when girls send me mirror selfies of them masturbating for the mirror..only it’s unexpected, surprise paprazzi gold…the shit that dreams are made of, something more red carpet events need and I’m just bummed she’s wearing panties…it would have been such a better hustle with no panties….why did she wear panties…what a fail…offset by such a win…. The post Elle Fanning’s Brilliant Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face…has been something I’ve been documenting since I saw her in a teen award show get labeled as “the hottest girl of the year”…and I thought that shit was so fucking corrupt and clearly a fucking lie – because she’s got this mangled, even after plastic surgery face….but she always had a pretty good body…because she was relatively fit, a good tactic when you’ve got a mangled face…not that it’s that bad…I mean I am rough on her…she’s better than any girl I’ve fucked…but the girls I fuck are broken down hookers and not hollywood stars who were on popular shows in their retirement… But I guess when she deals with that face with a mask or make-up, wearing a see through top while her friends titty grab her…all that ugly watch….mangled face things…just don’t matter….keep up the good work Ashley Tisdale all wild and crazy on Halloween… The post Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch the Nipple Edition of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Adele is one of those celebrities who generally keeps her personal life very private. She’s got one of the best voices on the planet and is one of the most relatable celebrities out there. The 28-year-old is currently touring North America as part of her world tour in support of her album, “25.” The star opened up in the December issue of Vanity Fair about her personal life and what it’s like to live in the spotlight. One of the things that came up was Adele chatting about her having postpartum depression. “I had really bad postpartum depression after I had my son, and it frightened me,” she tells the magazine. “One day I said to a friend, ‘I f**kin’ hate this,’ and she just burst into tears and said, ‘I f**kin’ hate this, too.’ And it was done. It lifted,” she explains. “My knowledge of postpartum—or post-natal, as we call it in England—is that you don’t want to be with your child; you’re worried you might hurt your child; you’re worried you weren’t doing a good job,” Adele says. “But I was obsessed with my child. I felt very inadequate; I felt like I’d made the worst decision of my life. It can come in many different forms. Eventually I just said, I’m going to give myself an afternoon a week, just to do whatever the f**k I want without my baby. A friend of mine said, ‘Really? Don’t you feel bad?’ I said, I do, but not as bad as I’d feel if I didn’t do it.” Adele also chatted about what made her cut back on drinking alcohol. “Having a hangover with a child is torture,” she says, referring to herself as once a “massive drinker.” “Just imagine an annoying three-year-old who knows something’s wrong; it’s hell,” the global superstar adds. “I used to love to be drunk, but as I got more famous I would wake up the next morning and think, What the f**k did I say and who the f**k did I say it to?” Adele recalls. “I can see from an outsider’s perspective that I will never write songs as good as the ones that are on 21, but I’m not as indulgent as I was then, and I don’t have time to fall apart like I did then. I was completely off my face writing that album, and a drunk tongue is an honest one.” “I would drink two bottles of wine, and I would chain-smoke. Then I’d write the lyrics down and the next morning think, F**k, that’s quite good. Then I’d find the melody. But since I’ve had my baby, I’m not as carefree as I used to be.” However, with things changing over the past few years, Adele may not be rushing to expand on her family. “I think it’s the bravest thing not to have a child; all my friends and I felt pressurized into having kids, because that’s what adults do,” she says. “I love my son more than anything,” Adele insists,”but on a daily basis, if I have a minute or two, I wish I could do whatever the f**k I wanted, whenever I want. Every single day I feel like that.” “I’ve always been pretty melancholy,” she explains. “Obviously not as much in my real life as the songs are, but I have a very dark side. I’m very available to depression. I can slip in and out of it quite easily,” she shares. View Slideshow: 15 Reasons Why Adele Would Make the PERFECT Drinking Buddy “It started when my granddad died when I was about 10, and while I never had a suicidal thought, I have been in therapy, lots. But, I haven’t had that feeling since I had my son and snapped out of my postpartum depression.” Postpartum must be a scary thing for any mother to go through. What do you think about all of this? Hit the comments below.
