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The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 1 Recap: Who Wants Pancakes?

Many questions were just begging to be answered on  The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Episode 1 : Where are Bonnie and Damon? How are Elena, Stefan, Caroline and company coping with their presumed deaths? What is Alaric up to now that he’s back in the land of the living? Will Matt Donovan actually be giving anything interesting to do this fall? And what division of football is Whitmore College in? Okay, the final one may not have been a pressing issue for most viewers, but we couldn’t help but wonder considering the high school-like atmosphere of that tailgate. Chaperones? Really?!? The Vampire Diaries Season 6 Premiere Pictures 1. Tyler Attacks! Whoa there! Rage much, Tyler! This character is back in full force on The Vampire Diaries season premiere. Good luck with that, Luke. As for the answers to the other inquiries, let’s go ahead and tackle them one by one: BONNIE AND DAMON are… happily eating pancakes together every morning?!? We got a very, very quick glimpse at the pair to close the premiere and they seem to be living a normal life somewhere. They were reading the newspaper. They were acting almost like a couple. They came across as anything but two people who were sucked away when The Other Side evaporated to close The Vampire Diaries Season 5. Intriguing. CAROLINE is reacting to their presumed death by maintaining hope. She’s reading every book she can get her hands on to figure out a way to bring her friends back. JEREMY is drinking a lot, playing video games and hooking up with random girls. What a life! Umm… we mean, he’s clearly having some issues. MATT has joined some kind of Mystic Falls protection group that is led by someone named Tripp. He seems VERY interested in the supernatural. STEFAN has gone off to Savannah and is barely speaking to anyone anymore. He’s hooking up with some girl named Ivy, but appears to be using her as a means to an important end: determining a way to get Damon back. He tells Elena on the phone at one point that he’s given up hope and has said goodbye and she should do the same. But we don’t buy it. TYLER is dealing with major rage issues, barely able to contain his temper now that he’s human again, with the werewolf curse still inside of him. ALARIC “hates everything” about being a vampire. He’s having trouble dealing with the blood lust. And he’s lost his “game.” Elena’s new medical professor person tried hitting on him and Alaric totally stumbled. Ah, yes, ELENA. She’s been taking some witchy drug cooked up for her by Luke all summer because it makes her hallucinate Damon. But it also makes her really thirsty and it’s led to her attacking some humans. She realizes she has to let go. But she can’t. So she asks Alaric to compel her to forget Damon forever toward the end of the premiere. Think she’ll go through wit it? Overall, a very solid opening to The Vampire Diaries Season 6 . We caught up with every single character and we saw the effect the loss of their friends has had on them. But where are those friends?!? Go watch The Vampire Diaries online via TV Fanatic and sound off here with your take on “I’ll Remember.”

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Tracy Morgan: Will He Ever Perform Again? Will He Ever Walk Again?!?

We have an update on the condition of Tracy Morgan. First, there are reports that indicating that the former 30 Rock star suffered a crippling brain injury following the horrific car accident he survived this summer. Benedict Morelli, Morgan’s attorney, told The New York Post that the “jury is out” on whether the comedian will be able to perform again . He’s currently in rehab for speech, cognitive, vocational and physical functionalities. Morelli added that physician don’t yet know if the wheelchair-bound Morgan will ever be the same. Tracy Morgan Slams Walmart Morgan was coming back from a show in New Jersey this summer when a Walmart truck – driven by an employee who had gone over 24 hours without sleep – crashed into the limousine carrying him and his friends, killing comedian James McNair in the process. Earlier this week, Walmart filed federal court papers that shifted the blame of the crash injuries to Morgan and others who were not wearing their seatbelts. “These people are despicable,” Morelli said of Walmart executives. “They knew that they changed these people’s lives forever and killed somebody. They’re good blame shifters. I guess that’s how they make $783 billion a year, shifting the blame.” In response to Walmart’s assertion, Morgan released a statement yesterday that read in part: “My friends and I were doing nothing wrong. I want to thank my fans for sticking with me during this difficult time. I love you all. I’m fighting hard every day to get back.” TMZ, meanwhile, confirms that Morgan is still confined to a wheelchair and writes that the injuries he suffered in this crash may prevent him from ever walking again without some kind of assistance.  We continue to send him our best wishes and prayers for a full recovery. 11 Uproarious Tracy Jordan Quotes 1. Tracy on intelligence: “You’re even dumber than I look!”

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Charlotte McKinney for Galore of the Day

Here is a shoot by my friends over at GALORE …which is probably one of the more relevant fashion magazines for perverts everywhere because they have taken on the Playboy model of being cool enough that people want to work with them, while taking pics of girls I want to see naked, in situations that are kind of fetishy, kind of playful, and always a good fucking time…It’s like what Playboy would have done if it wasn’t run by a 300 hundred year old robot and his trashy hookers he marries to nurse him…you know the future of what we want to see…. The model is Florida’s own Charlotte McKinney, who has been a Guess girl like she was Anna Nicole Smith, and who in the wake of this Florida woman with 3 tit scandal, proves that if done right, two tits is more than enough tit ..and maybe that’s why she’s dressed like a wet nurse…you know the mom with enough tit for us all need to suckle on to get through the day… Amazing.

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Sarah Palin on Family Brawl: It’s the Liberal Media, Dontcha Know!

Earlier this month, the entire Palin family was involved in a brawl at a party in Anchorage, Alaska. Even though she doesn’t read newspapers, family matriarch and woman who came frighteningly close to being our vice president -Sarah Palin – somehow found out that her family was portrayed by the media in a less-than-favorable fashion following the fight, and she’s madder than a bull moose with a burr on his butt, you betcha: “As you can imagine [my kids] and my extended family have experienced so many things that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith,” wrote Palin on her Facebook page. “I’m thankful for my friends’ prayer shield that surrounds, allowing them to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors!” Powerful stuff. Sounds like her family has been through a lot. Hey, you know who else has been through a lot? The people who were violently attacked by the entire Palin family at a party! Look, we weren’t there, and we don’t know what sparked the melee, but even the Palins aren’t denying that they used their prayer shields to bust into a party and start doling out ass whoopings to an unsuspecting crowd. Maybe it was justified – again, we don’t know – but regardless of the details, it’s not the sort of situation where you get to play the victim afterward. Now, if she wanted to write a woe-is-me post about the fact that no one is subscribing to the Sarah Palin Channel , that we could understand. All the “prayer warriors” in the world ain’t gonna save that mess. Sarah Palin Photos? You Betcha! 1. Sarah Palin in New York Sarah Palin poses here outside Fox News Studios in NYC. That place is her home away from home.

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Oh Gawd! Ariana Grande & Big Sean’s Rumored Relationship Sparks Messy Meme Wave

Funniest, Silliest & Messiest Ariana Grande & Big Sean Dating Memes No one really knows if barely legal Pop starlet Ariana Grande and Big Smedium Sean are actually dating but rumors have swirled since they were spotted holding hands backstage at the VMAs . Weird? Yeaaa kinda, because Ariana looks and acts like she’s 12 which explains this hilariously messy Meme wave on the ‘net. Hit the jump for the very best of the Big Sean/Ariana Grande memes.

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Still On The Run: Jay And Bey Rumored To Be Working On A Joint Studio Album

Did the power couple just top themselves? Jay Z And Beyonce May Be Working On Joint Album We know the stans’ minds are exploding from that headline alone. Rumors are now rumbling that on the heels of their On The Run Tour (and with a debatable second child on the way ) Queen Bey and Hubby Hov are tightening the choke hold they have on the industry by collaborating on a new album. According to JustJared : Here’s some huge news – Beyonce and Jay Z are reportedly working on a new album together!!! The power couple just wrapped their On the Run Tour in Paris this past weekend and now our friends at Dash Radio just dropped the news that they’re going to be collaborating on new music together. Sources close to the couple told Dash’s DJ Skee that the album is set to be released in late 2014 or early 2015. We hope this news is true. The album would be EPIC! Hm…the sourcing on this info seems sketchy at best. But if someone told you last year this time that Beyonce was quietly working on a top-secret surprise album featuring multiple songs solely about smashing Jay Z…would you have taken THAT info at face value??? We’ll keep our ear to the streets. Meanwhile, we already know what to anticipate in our stockings this Christmas…

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Fat That Azz Up: Plastic Surgeons Create “Banana Roll” Removal To Achieve Extra Large, Super Defined Cakes

Ladies! Searching for that gravity-defying, XXL, totally unrealistic booty look? Here’s your answer… Women Turn To “Banana Roll” Fat Removal To Look Like Nicki, Kim With the ridiculous, extra large, super-massive booty trend in full swing, it’s no surprise that surgeons are tweaking their techniques to achieve the new aesthetic. Women who forego black market injections in favor of traditional plastic surgery looking to get the Nicki look are now lipo-sucking just under the cakes to enhance their poked-out appearance. Via DailyMail : When it comes to problem areas many of us have an uncanny ability to unearth less-than-desirable parts of our bodies that our partners probably never even knew existed. And now, it seems, one area of the body is becoming an increasing concern for women – ‘the banana roll’. The fruity term is being used to refer to a pocket of fat which can accumulate just underneath the buttocks. One clinic has seen a three-fold increase in female patients booking in treatments to banish fat from this area, seemingly inspired by the perfectly curved bottoms of celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj. Dr Dennis Wolf, cosmetic doctor at The Private Clinic of Harley Street, where such treatments have been on the rise, explains: ‘It is very common in women for an area of fat to form in the crease just below the buttocks. The heavier the bottom is, often the bigger the roll will become because of the weight above it. ‘Removing that roll is an effective way of creating greater definition between the top of the thighs and the buttocks, however you must be careful not to remove too much, as this can cause the buttocks to droop.’ ‘Banana roll lipo’ is often used in conjunction with fat transfer to the bum cheeks. The procedure means the top of the patient’s thighs are reduced and this unwanted fat is then added to their bottom to make it more curvaceous. The two treatments combined are said to help achieve the perfect posterior. The patient has the dreaded ‘banana roll’ removed whilst improving the definition of their buttocks for a curvier silhouette. More creative solutions for the cake-deficient! Ladies, would you do this?

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What About Your Friends? Kimmy Cakes’ Fed Up Crew Stop Contacting Her Over Stepford Wife Ways

Kimmy got married (again) and is “too good” for her single crew? Kim K.’s Friends Ditch Her Over Obsession With Kanye Apparently that KimYe honeymoon phase is still going strong . Kim wants to be around Kanye and North 24/7 and has been blowing off her friends and acquaintances to dedicate every waking hour to being with them — even lying about being busy just to stay home and be a wife and mom. Via RadarOnline : Kim Kardashian may have lots of money, her looks, baby North West and, of course, baby-daddy Kanye West, but there is one thing that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians beauty doesn’t have anymore: friends! “She is a robot and is not the same person that she was even a few years ago,” a former friend of the KUWTK star tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. Kardashian, 33, is completely devoted to her job as a wife to Kanye, 37, and mother, the source says, and seems to have forgotten the little people in the process. Another issue? “She just lies all the time,” the insider says, adding, “Because of who she is she always gets caught!” “She tells her friends that she is busy all the time filming the show, but in reality she is just with Kanye and does not want to tell us that,” the source continues. “We get it. She is a mother now,” the source says. “But lying to your friends on a daily basis is just unacceptable, so we don’t even try anymore.” As if that wasn’t bad enough, the former-friend says, “She lies about her photos being real and lied to us about every aspect of her wedding.” KimYe do seem to be quite a self-centered pair, and Kim’s photos are definitely chopped and screwed on a regular basis…but is it just us or does this source sound like a hating-azz ho more than anything?

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9/11 Rescue Dog Returns to Ground Zero, Walks Sacred Grounds

For the first time since September 11, 2001, a national hero returned to the site of our nation’s most horrific crime today, 13 years after terrorists took the lives of over 3,000 American citizens. Say hello to Bretagne. This 15-year-old golden retriever is the last surviving rescue dog from that awful day, and she walked the memorial site this morning with her handler, Denise Corliss. “After 9/11, everybody – all of us, felt such sadness,” Corliss told NBC’s Tom Brokaw. “We all wanted to help. I just felt so honored that we were able to respond. I really believed we could find somebody – anybody, if we could just get to the right void space. But our reality was much different.” In 2001, Bretagne worked 12-hour shifts in which she scoured the debris for trapped survivors and then also visited the courageous firefighters, physicians and police officers who were doing similar heroic work. “You’d see firefighters sitting there, unanimated, stone-faced, no emotion and then they’d see a dog and break out into a smile,” Dr. Cindy Otto, a veternatian who cared for search dogs at Ground Zero. “Those dogs brought the power of hope. They removed the gloom for just an instant, and that was huge because it was a pretty dismal place to be.” Since 9/11, Bretagne and Corliss have dedicated their time to other disasters areas – such as Hurricane Katrina and Hurricane Ivan. Bretagne retired from search and rescue work at age 9, but she still visits schools to assist first-graders and special needs kids learn how to read aloud. Pretty amazing all around. 19 Famous Dogs on the Internet 1. 3Bulldogges The 3Bulldogges love to spoon and folks like to see them spoon. They have 118,000 followers on Instagram.

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Miley Cyrus Licks Kris Jenner, Parties With Kendall at "Dirty Hippie" Premiere

In case you haven’t heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled “Dirty Hippie.” Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved. No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley’s 5-foot bong creation  (the show’s piece de resistance ), but judging from the photos we think it’s fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved: Yes, that’s Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren’t in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them . Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she’s mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we’re not sure if there’s anyone on the planet who’s old enough to not be traumatized by “Dirty Hippie.” Miley twerks with her mom (seriously), so the Cyrus’ are used to this sort of affair, but we imagine after about five minutes of candy-colored, power-stoned insanity, the Jenner girls were more than ready to return to their lives as the famous relatives of a famous porn star. It’s a simple existence, but they enjoy it. Miley Cyrus in London: Crazy Concert Pictures! 1. Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because… of course she is.

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