Tennis champion from many years ago, Maria Sharapova, is still in the tennis game, and is actually doing better than I think she did when she was younger. She’s actually winning shit, which I don’t think has happened in a long fucking time, because despite hating sports, I am into tennis at a very basic human level…girls grunting in skirts, powerful, fit, but not disgusting (except maybe Venus) women, all athletic, fit, able to squat on my dick making sounds I can visualize because they are on TV already…flashing hot asses in panties…it’s just a good fucking sport to get into and by get into I mean jerk off to…far less gay to get hard over than when your favorite football team wins… Maria Sharapova…Still Hot…In a Bikini…I approve…approval I doubt she seeks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Photographer AARON FEAVER shot these pics of some model named Eliza Sys, who happens to be fucking amazing, on the beach, topless, for S Magazine … The model is a name I don’t remember, but apparently, I’ve posted her fashion nudity before…like when: She’s been naked HERE She’s been Naked HERE and when she’s been Topless HERE Because I am a hero at this internet, scoping talent, finding the best tits ever shit, I find these girls early in their careers, you should come visit more often…
Penelope Cruz is pregnant, and despite popular belief, or general decency, she decided to get into a bikini, and either she’s a tiny woman, or her baby is fucking massive, because whatever is going on here…that baby bump is more of having a litter bump…and I guess based her face, maybe it’s just the fetus’ nose pushing her belly out like that.. All this to say, I don’t find Penelope Cruz hot. I don’t think girls with big noses should keep said big noses, I’ve been with a Penelope Cruz looking girl, who thought it was okay to life life like that because Penelope Cruz did it, despite Penelope Cruz being the only one capable of pulling it off in the history of big noses… I don’t mind staring at her hard nipples in a sheer top though, but that’s only because I’m a man and we like that shit… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Either these Springbreaker pop tarts are on the same mission, competing with their tits, or in Selena Gomez’s case, new fake tits, to get attention on the same day…you know girls who pretend to be friends are always catty…. Because earlier today ASHLEY BENSON GOT CAUGHT TOPLESS And today…Selena Gomez nipple was posted to instagram…in what I can assume was a retaliation to a text she got from Benson last night saying “the paparazzi got topless pics of me, what do I do”… Because the reality is that Selena Gomez is the one who hired Ashley Benson for Springbreakers and is in turn kind of her boss…so as her boss, she’s gotta to take the higher road and be like “I can’t let bitch get all the glory today, I need to bring out my nipple to compete and show her I’m Selena Gomez, I own everyone”…claim my stake… But it’s possible that Selena just has no control over her nipple now that she’s got implants… It’s like she’s got no feeling and the swelling hasn’t gone down on the fuckers…nipples everywhere.. Now that I am looking at it – all the girls look the same – so I don’t even know if the nipple is Selena’s or her friends…I have facial recognition blindness. I just know, there’s nipple and this is what rappers call THIRST TRAPPING LOWKEY….
Party Time Excellence! Draya Michele Hosts All White Affair At Supperclub Oh, this is new… Draya and her friends turned up again? Here’s some info on the event: A grown and sexy white party is the only way to make summer official and Hollywood’s hottest promotion, SUPREME TEAM LA, has officially taken over LA summers. Sexy siren and FINE ASS GIRL, Draya Michele looked “white hot” as she hosted the premiere event. Draya sipped Ace of Spade champagne all night and coyly avoided questions about the notion that her and NFL boo Orlando were separated. Her BBWLA co-star, Malaysia Pargo, partied with her and of course posed for a ton of photos. POWER 106′s Justin Credible took the club from “0-100 real quick” as he lit the speakers with YG, Drake, and “Pass Me the Hookah!” Also in attendance was Murder Inc.’s Irv Gotti who partied with super-producer Jermaine Dupri. Team USA’s Jermaine Jones hosted a group of World Cup soccer players to acknowledge the efforts of the team! It looks like Supperclub Tuesdays are back with a bang! Jermaine is loving his newfound soccer fame… Hit the flip for more photos from the event. Photo Credit: 365mediagraphy
George Clooney has publicly referred to Amal Alamuddin as his “fiancee” for the first time. But the actor wishes the circumstances of him doing so were very different. Very early this morning, USA Today published an op-ed by George Clooney in which he GOES OFF on The Daily Mail for printing a story that claims his future mother-in-law opposes his engagement to Alamuddin due to her religious beliefs. As Clooney writes, according to The Daily Mail, “Amal’s mother has been telling ‘half of Beirut’ that she’s against the wedding. It says they joke about traditions in the Druze religion that end up with the death of the bride.” Adds Clooney: “Let me repeat that: the death of the bride.” Clooney goes on to deny all facts in the article, saying the newspaper has Amal’s mother’s religion wrong and that she is “in no way against the marriage.” He then says he doesn’t care when tabloids conjure up tails about the actual marriage, such as it taking place on the set of Downton Abbey ; or when they pen “idiotic stories” about him running for office or Alamuddin being pregnant. HOWEVER… “The irresponsibility, in this day and age, to exploit religious differences where none exist, is at the very least negligent and more appropriately dangerous,” the 53-year-old actor writes. “We have family members all over the world, and the idea that someone would inflame any part of that world for the sole reason of selling papers should be criminal.” Clooney acknowledges that his job makes it impossible for his private life to ever be truly private, but certain lines should never be crossed. “The Daily Mail, more than any other organization that calls itself news, has proved time and time again that facts make no difference in the articles they make up,” Clooney concludes. “And when they put my family and my friends in harm’s way, they cross far beyond just a laughable tabloid and into the arena of inciting violence. They must be so very proud.” Clooney and Alamuddin got engaged in April. And, even more than the handsome photos published below, this editorial speaks to why we adore George Clooney so very much. 27 Handsome Photos of George Clooney 1. George Clooney Close Up George Clooney makes a silly face here at the Monuments Men premiere. He cracks us up.
Scott McCall and his friends might have taken down an alpha wolf, a few Oni and the dreaded Nogitsune, but on tonight’s “Teen Wolf” episode, a new student (and a freshman, at that) had ‘em beat. Liam, who’d transferred from a private school to play lacrosse for Beacon Hills High School, was a force to… Read more »
Whoa…. Man Tries Marijuana, Runs Into Path Of Moving Train An Australian man was recently killed by a moving train after his friends say he tried marijuana for the first time and had a severe reaction. The Daily Mail reports: In a tragic first encounter with drugs, a young man has been killed after he ran into the path of a moving train. Tom Bond, from Ipswich in Queensland smoked marijuana in the early hours of Saturday morning, but is said to have had a severe reaction to the drug. He ran onto the train tracks at Bumdamba station and was killed instantly, The Sunday Telegraph report. The young man’s father Andrew told the publication he was left devastated over the tragic and unexpected loss of his ‘best friend’ and described his son as fun-loving and big-hearted. ‘It’s wrong that he’s gone,’ he said. Tom completed his studies at St Edmund’s College in Ipswich, and Andrew revealed Tom had only recently found his calling in life, helping others. The 20-year-old was working at Goodlife Gym assisting people on their journey to achieve their fitness goals, and was in the midst of planning a trip to Vanuatu for his 21st birthday later in the year. He also had plans to travel the world with three of his closest friends. Tom’s best mate Joel Carter also spoke to the newspaper, and he urged others to avoid peer pressure and stick with their closest friends and look out for each other. Joel said he didn’t want anyone else to find themselves in a similar situation and hoped people would learn from the death of his closest friend, who he had known for 10 years. Sad…that’s a helluva reaction to JUST weed…
Photographer LUCIMA and Videographer Chris Vongsawat shot this amazing fucking video with a girl I follow on instagram called Kate Compton for our friends and geniuses over at TREATS! MAGAZINE who know how to get a good looking model naked…for art. This video is intense and amazing.
Siblings share a bond that is often volatile, but unbreakable and unparalleled. As kids, we often struggle to express feelings toward our brothers and sisters, due to the depth of emotions and complexity of familial relationships. Sometimes, a poem on a page says what spoken words cannot. Case in point? This piece, posted to Reddit by a father who said his son wrote it for his younger brother Max, who he hopes one day will make fat stacks. Max, whose hobbies include gaming and watching TV and messing with me, also likes The Office , donuts and bacon (not the healthiest lifestyle, but no matter). His mind may be crazy like the Mad Hatter’s, but Max is his brother, which is all that matters. There’s also a random aside about a Chihuahua in there, for good measure. It’s unclear what inspired this message, or whether he was trying too hard or not hard enough, but the writer was clearly sincere. No one can take that away from him. Check out more classic little kid notes after the jump … 42 Hilarious Kid Notes 1. Best Friends Forever If the Jenner sisters had kicked Selena Gomez in the face, maybe they’d still be BFFs.
