It’s happened. Miami’s LeBronaissance is at an end and the LeBrodigal son is returning home. Yes, in case you’re not fluent in Bad Pun, LeBron James is returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers after opting out of his contract with the Miami Heat. While LeBron expressed his thoughts on the dissolution of The Heatles in an eloquent essay he posted online today, the Internet reacted to the news the best way it knows how: memes! LeBron Returns to Cleveland: The Best Memes! 1. LeBron vs. Bosh and D-Wade We think it’s safe to say Dwyane is feeling blindsided today. Bosh’s raptor-like reaction face is perfect. The jokes range from the obvious (Miami fans gearing up to set fire to LeBron jerseys), to the equally obvious but still hilarious (Chris Bosh’s moth agape in ostrich-like horror). Jump into the gallery above to mourn or rejoice as befits your NBA loyalty. Hey, either way, at least now the King’s teammates will know how to spell their first names. Right, Dwyane Wade? Plus, even if you’re a Miami diehard, you’ve gotta admit that anything that yields memes this funny can’t be all bad. Sure, it might not be quite as hilarious as the time Lance Stephenson blew in LeBron’s ear , but it’s hard to beat the image of a Chris Bosh ostrich. We call it a Bostrich. The Best Lance Stephenson Memes 1. Lance Stephenson Blows on Jack and Rose Lebron isn’t King of the World, Lance is. Well, at least he’s the king of blowing on things.
Ever seen Kim Kardashian on a talk show? She comes across like a scripted robot. Ever heard Kourtney Kardashian say anything of interest? Neither have we. So the pressure to be the funny, entertaining, original sister often falls to Khloe Kardashian… and she rarely lets us down! As this reality star has proven by guest hosting Chelsea Lately on a number of occasions, she actually knows how to deliver a joke. She may have bombed as emcee of The X Factor, but there could be a future for Khloe on a stand-up stage. Just konsider the following klassic quotes uttered by Khloe Kardashian over the years, many of which are dirty, all of which will leave you smiling: 24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think. Permalink: Eff me with a dildo! Added: July 09, 2014 1. Eff me with a dildo! F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think.
When it comes to celebrity parents, we sort of assume that their celebrity baby name choices will suck. Did you expect a normal offering from Kim Kardashian ?! It’s sort of a trend among stars to see who can come up with the most bizarre and off the wall moniker for their mini-me just to make the world go “wait… what?” But we need only look to the real world to find tons of cases that make us say, “there’s no way those parents said that name out loud before that person entered the world.” Because there’s absolutely no way at all these names were said out loud prior to the moment these people came screaming into the world. Absolutely. No. Way. Behold 49 totally hilarious, totally real names . 49 Funny Names That Are Totally Real 1. Kash Register Please tell us this man did not get arrested for knocking over a convenience store. Or that this is what he stole. Please. We can’t believe them either, trust us. Speaking of those celebrity babies, and in honor of North West’s Kidchella first birthday party , here are 17 of the best / worst celebrity baby names !
As always, Funny or Die’s “Gay of Thrones” recap is your one-stop shop for the necessary highlights from Sunday’s episode. If you’re not quite caught up on the HBO dragon drama zeitgeist, here you’ll get the deets on everything from the Lannister twins’ tabletop sex romp to Tywin’s toilet death to the undeniable similarities between… Read more
Last week, a rumor made the rounds online that Star Wars Episode VII: The Order of the Jedi would be the official title for J.J. Abrams new addition to the iconic film franchise. Now, movie Harry Knowles has declared those reports bogus and insists that he has insider knowledge of the film’s actual title. Star Wars: Episode VII Cast Photos Open Slideshow 1. Adam Driver Adam Driver was one of the first to be cast in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel. He’s best known for his role on HBO’s Girls. View As List 1. Adam Driver Adam Driver was one of the first to be cast in the long-awaited Star Wars sequel. He’s best known for his role on HBO’s Girls. 2. Oscar Isaac Oscar Isaac will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for playing the title role in the film Inside Llewyn Davis. 3. Andy Serkis Andy Serkis will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his voice and motion-capture work, portraying Gollum in the Lord of the Rings films. 4. Domhnall Gleeson Gleeson will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for playing Bill Weasley in the Harry Potter films. 5. John Boyega British actor Boyega will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his role in Attck the Block. 6. Max Von Sydow Veteran actor Max Von Sydow will appear in Star Wars: Episode VII. He is best known for his roles in classic films directed by Ingmar Bergman and Woody Allen. According to Knowles, Abrams and company will begin filming with the working title, The Ancient Fear . The name of the movie apparently refers to a villain played by 85-year-old acting legend Max Von Sydow. Unconfirmed reports state that Abrams and Von Sydow are intent on making the character (for whom Von Sydow may only provide voice work) the most terrifying villain yet seen in the Star Wars franchise. No mean feat for the series that gave us Darth Vader, Darth Maul and various other badass Darths. Since it seems unlikely that such a closely-guarded production would leak such key information as a title, many believe The Ancient Fear has been intentionally leaked in order to mislead the media. This wouldn’t be the first time a Star Wars film employed such diversionary tactics. In 1983, Return of the Jedi was shipped to theaters under the phony title, Blue Harvest . Sadly, now that the Episode VII cast has been announced, it may be some time before we receive any new official news from the film’s producers.
Yovanna Ventura may totally be getting it on with Justin Bieber. Talk of the singer and this model as a romantic item heated up over the weekend after Bieber posted a photo with Yovanna Ventura on his Instagram account, one in which the two looked mighty cozy. And now TMZ has run footage of Bieber and Ventura hanging out in Venice Beach. After strolling around the boardwalk for a spell yesterday, Justin and Yovanna hopped into a bicycle rickshaw, which – hilariously – was too small to fit Bieber’s bodyguard. So you can watch the rumored couple enjoy a ride along the beach now, while this entourage member tries to enjoy a forced run: Yovanna Ventura: Biking with Justin Bieber! Bieber is definitely not dating Selena Gomez any longer, that much we know for certain. The stars had yet another falling out and it may be due to the fact that Justin has been spending a lot of time with both Kylie and Kendall Jenner. In fact, Bieber and Kylie also hung out in Sin City a few days ago and a new rumor states that Kylie may have asked Bieber to the Kimye wedding . Can you imagine how the Internet would react if they showed up to that event as each other’s dates?!? Bieber and Ventura also posed together during their date for a photo posted to Instagram:
Some people legitimately can’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but Jimmy Kimmel recently discovered this week that lot of people don’t eat it because … Well, we honestly don’t know. In fact, they can’t even tell you what gluten is, so if you’re waiting for an explanation that has any merit, don’t hold your breath. NOTE: If you’re going to swear off of a type of food, you may want to have some grasp of what it is you’re eschewing and why. Just an idea, gluten-free citizens: What is Gluten? – Jimmy Kimmel Live Gluten, according to the Internet, is composed of the gliadin and glutenin proteins and is responsible for the elasticity of dough. The more you know! The reason people hate on it? Gluten intolerance is commonly known as celiac disease, which affects one in every 141 people in the United States. Sounds pretty rough … if you actually have that. Not if someone in your yoga class told you gluten is bad and you talk about it just to sound trendy. More classic Kimmel clips after the jump … 21 Jimmy Kimmel Live Moments That Crack Our Funny Bone Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Asks Kids “Do You Know Any Naughty Words?” Inspired by a very funny YouTube video of a kid listing all of the bad words he knows … Jimmy Kimmel asks mor kids if they know any naughty words. 2. Jimmy Kimmel Live to Pedestrians: FDR Died! Los Angeles residents are told by a Jimmy Kimmel Live reporter here that FDR just died. Watch them react accordingly. 3. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 4. Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt Jimmy Kimmel pranks John Krasinski and Emily Blunt in this video. And it’s safe to say he gets them good. 5. Jimmy Kimmel China Skit The Chinese community is up in arms against Jimmy Kimmel over this “kill everyone in China” comment. 6. Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Candy Prank What an amazing prank. In this Jimmy Kimmel-inspired video, parents tell their kids that they ate all their Halloween candy. 7. Jimmy Kimmel Live – Lie Witness News (Rock the Bells 2013) Jimmy Kimmel Live takes its Lie Witness News segment to Rock the Bells 2013. Watch! 8. Jimmy Kimmel – Obamacare vs. Affordable Care Act Obamacare is just a nickname for The Affordable Care Act. But Jimmy Kimmel found that people react differently depending on what it’s called. 9. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Kanye West Interview Jimmy Kimmel mocks an interview Kanye West gave to the BBC in this video. The rapper was none too pleased over it. 10. Jimmy Kimmel Reveals Twerking Fail Prank! Jimmy Kimmel has revealed that the Twerking fail video was a cleverly orchestrated fake. Well, well played. 11. Johnny Depp Kisses Jimmy Kimmel Johnny Depp plants a few kisses on Jimmy Kimmel during this talk show appearance. Hot stuff! 12. Jimmy Kimmel ‘Lie Witness News’ at Coachella Jimmy Kimmel and his Lie Witness News team hit up Coachella 2013. 13. Escape From Gosselin Island Jimmy Kimmel parodies Kate Gosselin’s new reality show with a fun teaser for Escape From Gosselin Island. About sums it up right there. 14. Jimmy Kimmel – Lie Detective Jimmy Kimmel decides to play Lie Detectives and entrap a bunch of (very young) student athletes. It’s hilarious and wrong. 15. Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos Jimmy Kimmel showed a bunch of people on the street photos of Octomom’s porn shoot. Their reactions are hilarious … for us. 16. Jimmy Kimmel Parodies True Detective Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen make their case her to star in True Detective Season 2. They have our vote! 17. Jimmy Kimmel Live at SXSW: Lie Witness News Jimmy Kimmel Live visits SXSW in this hilarious edition of Lie Witness News. Watch him prank annoying music fans now. 18. Jimmy Kimmel Live Asks About Scheduled Earthquake Jimmy Kimmel fools a bunch of Los Angeles residents in this edition of Lie Witness News. Have they heard about the scheduled big earthquake?!? 19. The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America The Kardashians are taking over the world. That’s the subject of this phony PBS documentary. 20. Jimmy Kimmel Gauges Donald Sterling Reaction This is pretty awesome. Watch as Jimmy Kimmel gauges reaction to Donald Sterling inside an all-black barbershop. 21. Celebrity Curse-Off: Julia Roberts vs. Sally Field It’s a Celebrity Curse-Off! Julia Roberts and Sally Field battle it out on Jimmy Kimmel Live. 22. What is Gluten? – Jimmy Kimmel Live Some people can’t eat gluten for medical reasons, but a lot of people in Los Angeles don’t eat gluten because it’s cool, as Jimmy Kimmel found out.
NeNe Leakes is coming to the defense of her Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Porsha Williams in the aftermath of Sunday’s melee and Williams’ arrest. “I’ve sat through many reunion shows, but this one takes the cake for me!” NeNe wrote on her official site in the unofficial understatement of the year. NeNe Leakes: 12 Wacky Faces We Love Open Slideshow 1. NeNe: Who, Me? We just can’t get enough of NeNe’s wonderful wacky faces. View As List 1. NeNe: Who, Me? We just can’t get enough of NeNe’s wonderful wacky faces. 2. NeNe: Happy NeNe looks pleased as she flashes those pearly whites. 3. NeNe: The Wink NeNe Leakes is quite expressive, huh? Just check out this one-eyed move. 4. NeNe: Asking Questions NeNe asks the important questions. And she wears her heart on her face. 5. NeNe: The Snap You better listen up when NeNe Leakes is snapping her fingers. 6. NeNe: Funny Face NeNe’s silly faces are priceless. We just love this expression. 7. NeNe: She Knows Best NeNe knows best. Just watch her finger and learn. 8. NeNe: Let’s Get Physical NeNe puts her best work out game face on. Grrrrr. Work it out! 9. NeNe: She’s Got Needs NeNe knows what she wants. And this face proves it. 10. NeNe: Angry Don’t get on NeNe’s bad side. Or she might look at you like this. 11. NeNe: The Side Eye What’s happening here? Is that a wink? Or is she giving someone the side eye? 12. NeNe: Shocked! NeNe, glass of wine in hand, looks shocked and appalled. While Kenya Moore might play the victim and chastise Porsha for using violence, Phaedra Parks says she’s a bully , and NeNe is inclined to agree. She had nothing to lose at The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion , NeNe said, and provoked Williams the same way she’s tried to provoke others before. “When is it ‘okay’ to BULLY someone, then question retaliation?” NeNe asked, claiming the former Miss USA “taunted, pushed, provoked and lied” all season. Leakes also RAILED against Moore on Twitter, writing: “NOT @Porsha4real fault! She was provoked the same way she tried provoking me by pulling my ear n episode 1. Maybe I should press charges.” As you know all too well if you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta (or even if you don’t), Porsha threw down against Kenya on Sunday night … The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Fight … after Moore accused her of cheating on ex-husband Kordell Stewart, called her his “beard” and mocked her intelligence with the use of props. The attack resulted in police charging Porsha Williams with battery and a subsequent arrest warrant being issued. She turned herself in for the misdemeanor. Since then, Kenya has slammed her co-star and acted as if she was attacked out of nowhere, for no reason at all, and did nothing wrong whatsoever. We’re not saying anyone should be thrown to the ground by their hair and be stomped on, but Phaedra and NeNe’s point might have some merit, no? Not as the scepter and megaphone-waving Moore sees it. “I was violently attacked by Porsha Williams … If someone puts their hands on me, I will not just let it go,” Moore said in a statement on Monday. “The authorities will decide her fate, not me,” she added. The court of public opinion, meanwhile, will decide … Team Porsha Team Kenya Team Drama! View Poll » 23 Craziest Celebrity Fights Open Slideshow 1. Real Housewives of Atlanta FIGHT The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired an insane fight in January 2014. Watch the buildup and then the flying fists here. View As List 1. Real Housewives of Atlanta FIGHT The Real Housewives of Atlanta aired an insane fight in January 2014. Watch the buildup and then the flying fists here. 2. The Real Housewives of Atlanta Reunion Fight The Real Housewives of Atlanta fight during their reunion special. Porsha makes Kenya wish she’d never brought that megaphone. 3. Dance Moms: Abby Lee Miller-Kelly Hyland Fight! Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7. 4. Vanderpump Rules Fight: Tom Punches Jax Tom punches Jax on Vanderpump Rules. Just another insane fight on the reality show. 5. Vanderpump Rules FIGHT Stassi Schroeder accuses Kristen Doute of sleeping with her ex-boyfriend on Vanderpump Rules … and all hell breaks loose. 6. Real Housewives of New Jersey Fight: Prostitution Whore! Teresa Giudice unloads on Danielle Staub and calls her a prostitution whore on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. 7. Jenelle Evans Girl Fight Jenelle Evans absolutely pummels a girl named Brittany Truett back in her wilder days. At least Jenelle didn’t sucker punch her like Sharkeisha. 8. Sharkeisha Video This video of Sharkeisha getting into a fight has gone viral. It spread so quickly and caused so much controversy that Instagram yanked it. 9. Perez Hilton and Will.i.am: The Fight This video was shot of the fight between Perez Hilton and will.i.am. It was a complete $h!tshow from the looks of it. 10. Cat Attacks Woman in Snow You gotta see what happens when this woman kicks snow in a cat’s face. It doesn’t end well for her. 11. Snooki Getting Punched on Jersey Shore A classic scene from the first season of Jersey Shore. Snooki gets her clock cleaned in the bar by Brad Ferro. 12. Rick Ross vs. Young Jeezy It’s Rick Ross vs. Young Jeezy! These two went at it at a taping for a BET awards show. 13. Shia LaBeouf Fights in London Shia LaBeouf gets into a fight in London in this video. He even head butts a dude. 14. Kanye West Attacks Photographer Kanye West attacks a photographer, again, as seen in this amazing TMZ video from July 2013. 15. Gypsy Sisters Fight A couple of cast members from Gypsy Sisters on TLC go at it in an epic girl fight. Lovely. 16. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Fight This fight on My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding is an all-timer. Seriously, even by inane reality show standards. 17. 50 Cent-Gunplay Fight 50 Cent and Gunplay get into it outside the 2012 BET Awards. 18. Amber Portwood-Gary Shirley Fight Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley FIGHT on MTV’s Teen Mom. It’s one for the ages right here. 19. Kailyn Lowry Fight Kailyn Lowry fights Javi Marroquin in a very controversial moment from Teen Mom 2. 20. Jenelle Evans Fights Roommate on Teen Mom 2 Jenelle Evans throws down with her roommate and her boyfriend on the January 24, 2012 episode of Teen Mom 2. 21. Jersey Shore Fight in Slow Motion Sammi and JWoww from Jersey Shore throw down in slow motion. This video is amazing. 22. Jersey Shore – One Shot Fight Ronnie Magro knocks some guy out cold on Jersey Shore. What a douche. 23. Basketball Wives FIGHT: Jennifer Williams Slapped! Check out this epic fight on Basketball Wives. There is a slap involved and a lot of cursing. It first aired in April 2012.
Kate Walsh has traded in her stethoscope for a feather boa. In the following video, the former Private Practice and Grey’s Anatomy star proves how badly she wants to increase her Twitter presence by doing a pole dance on Ellen. See, the actress originally thanked her 500,000 followers by giving them a quick high kick online… but the talk show host didn’t think that was nearly enough. So, out came the stripper pole and up on stage went Walsh. Watch the least sexiest pole dance in Internet history now: Kate Walsh: Pole Dancing on Ellen For the record, Walsh portrays an ex-stripper on FX’s Fargo, providing a bit of subtext to this footage. Not that Ellen needs subtext for some of her best routines. We’ve collected a number of the comedian’s most memorably hilarious sketches and skits here: 22 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
