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Justin Bieber Flirts With Chelsea Handler, Wants to Woo Kim Kardashian

If you enjoyed Justin Bieber’s Funny Or Die takeover yesterday as much as we did, you’ll get a kick out of his sit down with Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately last night. The…

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Justin Bieber Wants To Date Kim Kardashian, Chelsea Handler

The 16-year-old pop star continued his flirtation with the “Chelsea Lately” host on Thursday. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber Photo: E! Justin Bieber could turn out to be quite the player. He was seen holding hands with an unidentified young lady at the Ludacris show earlier this week, and on Thursday night, the teen star was working his charm on comedian Chelsea Handler. Picking up where the pair left off the last time he was on “Chelsea Lately,” he followed up on his date request with the host. “I’m doing well, you know?” he joked when asked if he thinks he’s “some kind of player” following his rapid success. “I’m kidding. No.” “You know, last time I was serious about that date too and it never happened,” he said to Handler. And in response to Kim Kardashian’s recent suggestion, via Twitter, that he should date her younger sister Kendall Jenner , he said, “Well, I mean she actually said, or Kim said, ‘I think Justin Bieber should date my sister,’ and I was like, ‘I think I should date you.’ ” “That’s a lot of woman for you to handle,” Handler joked to the 16-year-old. “How much do you weigh?” Bieber’s response? “I weigh 110.” Handler’s advice? “You need to weigh another 40 pounds before you’re handling that stuff. … Basically, what’s happening is, you made it OK to flirt with underage people.” Bieber tried to use a gift from his boss and mentor, Usher , as a bargaining chip in his flirtation. “It was a Range Rover,” he said. “I’ll be able to drive it on our date tonight.” Handler moved on to the safer topic of Bieber’s signature bangs . “I just started doing it, and then I guess it looks good,” he explained of his hairstyle’s origin. Bieber — who displayed his comedy chops on Thursday when he staged an April Fools’ Day takeover of Funny or Die — said he’s looking forward to his guest stint on “Saturday Night Live” next week . “I’m gonna be performing and hopefully getting a couple skits,” he teased. Related Videos The Diary Of Justin Bieber Behind-The-Scenes Of ‘Diary Of Justin Bieber’: Paris Behind The Scenes Of Justin Bieber’s MTV.com Live Performance Related Photos Justin Bieber Live On MTV.com | Photos Justin Bieber Takes Over The Bodies Of Other Teen Idols Behind-The-Scenes Of ‘Diary Of Justin Bieber’: Paris Related Artists Justin Bieber

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Presenting: Justin Bieber or Die!

As we discussed earlier this week, this is Justin Bieber’s world . The rest of us just reside in it, and if we should be so lucky, get an occasional glimpse of the teen god. So dominating and inevitable is Justin’s control over the planet we reside on that he recently acquired the website Funny or Die, changing its name to Bieber or Die. That’s right, if it’s not Justin Bieber related, it must die. Check out the video of J.B. announcing his site takeover below. Don’t think it’s gonna stop here, either. Dude was once denied entry to a club. Know what he did? Bought it and made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Who’s too young now, bitch!? Bieber or Die Follow the jump for two more videos from Justin’s revamped Funny Or Die, including a faux Bieber screensaver and the greatest five seconds in Internet history … Biebs Loves the Ladies Dramatic Bieber

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Haha… nice view, Fact of Life. What’s ironic is that the aloof/detached attitude will probably end up getting a guy many, many more women than if he cared. Bald, long hair, short hair… none of it matters much from my experience.

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April Fools:Bieber or Die, Google to Topeka

How exciting April fools day is. The happenings in the internet and with some celeberities gave more excitement to this celebration. Some said that it is a way to increase popularity. There were reports earlier that Google change its name to TOPEKA and that the town Topeka in Kansas has been renamed to Google, Kansas. This made many people confused. Another story of an April fool prank is about what Starbucks did. They announced to have new sizes, the Plenta which is more like a bucket of KFC, and the Micra having small size. A news came in the internet that Funny or Die announced that Justin Bieber bought the site. The news made Bieber’s fans surprised. Its new name, Bieber or Die, made the site more popular. Everything said was, of course, hoaxes! April fools! April Fools:Bieber or Die, Google to Topeka is a post from: Daily World Buzz Continue reading

Justin Bieber’s Best Funny Or Die April Fools’ Day Videos

Bieber pokes fun at his fame, soothes his hardworking fans and battles ‘OMG Cat’ on the video site. By Jocelyn Vena Justin Bieber on Funny or Die Photo: FunnyOrDie.com For Justin Bieber’s epic April Fools’ Day takeover of Funny or Die, the 16-year-old created a slew of new videos for the site, which he has renamed Bieber or Die. And while none see him meeting up with mortal enemy Aziz Ansari’s alter ego Raaaaaaaandy , they do display Bieber’s comic chops and ability to poke fun at himself. On the site, he spoofs several viral video sensations, including “David After Dentist” and “Dramatic Chipmunk, and takes a hilarious tumble from his coffee table, but there are a few clips that really earn that Funny rating — or, sorry, Bieber rating. “Bieber Takes Over” Bieber explains his plans for taking over the site, because now that he’s famous, he can pretty much do whatever he pleases. For instance, he explains, “I’m a star. I do what stars do. I ride on yachts. I autograph lady lumps. And I pay people to slap them.” Among his other privileges, the diminutive star boasts that he can get rides on very large people instead of walking. “I talk loudly in libraries, and I swim directly after I eat. I don’t care,” he says defiantly. “I once ran into a club. They said, ‘Sir, you’re not old enough.’ So bought the club and I made it a Chuck E. Cheese. Now who’s old enough, bitch?” “OMG Bieber vs. OMG Cat” In a simple little video, Bieber making his best astonished face is edited together with shots of the famous “OMG Cat.” Nothing else happens, but it still manages to be one of the funnier and more understated videos that he made for the site. Similarly, “OMG Bieber vs. Chuck Norris vs. Bear” pairs footage of Bieber making his “OMG” face with footage of Chuck Norris fighting off a bear. OMG cat makes a cameo too, obviously. Justin Bieber Screensaver While Bieber sits at his computer and pretends to type, he looks to the camera and shares sweet nothings with his fans, in a trope familiar to Funny or Die fans. “Oh, hey! I didn’t see you there,” he says. “I love you. Your eyes are so gorgeous. You should buy my album My World 2.0. ” And before long, he’s giving somewhat strange compliments to his fans. “Your body resembles a wild hyena,” he tells them. “Roses are red. Violets are blue. I love you. … “Hey, just working — working hard so I can please you. … I hope your parents like me. Shhh! Close your eyes, go to sleep, you sweet thing.” And the video ends with Bieber just looking at the camera. Cue the squealing. What’s your favorite Justin Bieber Funny or Die video? Tell us in the comments! Related Videos The Diary Of Justin Bieber Related Photos Justin Bieber Takes Over The Bodies Of Other Teen Idols Behind-The-Scenes Of ‘Diary Of Justin Bieber’: Paris Behind-The-Scenes Of ‘Diary Of Justin Bieber’: Chelsea Piers Justin Bieber Live On MTV.com | Photos Related Artists Justin Bieber

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Link: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd12… Hey, Justin Bieber “bought” Funny or Die. (Necessary April Truth disclosure: he did not actually buy Funny Or Die. But April Truth recognizes Justin Bieber as the Highest Truth, so we endorse this video.) Read

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