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Yikes! Man from the future arrested at Large Hadron Collider

A man has been arrested at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland who made claims that he was from the future. A potential … http://itgrunts.com/2010/06/02/yikes-man-from-the-future-arrested-at-large-hadro… added by: itgrunts

Rocket car runs on Coke Zero and Mentos

Two mad scientists have propelled a vehicle using Coke Zero and Mentos as fuel. Cars running on candy and soda are obviously the future. Enjoy the video. added by: admillios

Bilderberg: The Open Conspiracy

Now that the agenda for global government and a centralized world economic system is public and out in the open, the importance of the Bilderberg Group’s annual conference rests on grooming political candidates. The lion’s share of Bilderberg’s 2010 agenda has already been announced by its members weeks before – it will revolve around a potential military strike on Iran as well as the future collapse of the euro. Trilateral Commission members, who routinely also attend Bilderberg’s annual confab, have let slip that a war on Iran is being seriously debated, while the elite continue to exploit the fallout from the economic crisis to push for centralized financial regulation. The consequences of a military strike on Iran will cause a split between Bilderberg luminaries, just as it did before the invasion of Iraq at the 2002 meeting. During the recent Trilateral Commission meeting in Dublin Ireland, which routinely discusses an almost identical roster of topics to subsequent Bilderberg gatherings, chief advisor to the Russian leadership Mikhail Slobodovsici unwittingly told a We Are Change member he mistook for a colleague, “We are deciding the future of the world….We need a world government,” he said, but, referring to Iran, said “we need to get rid of them.” The continued push to pose as the saviors while offering global governance as the solution to the economic crisis was also re-affirmed in a recent speech by IMF chief and BIlderberg member Dominique Strauss-Kahn, when he told an audience of elitists in Zurich that the globalists need to see the ‘crisis as an opportunity’ to push for “a new global currency issued by a global central bank”. Our sources close to Bilderberg emphasize the fissure that exists within globalist circles. Younger elitists and the nouveau riche are concerned that the global economy is being sunk too quickly and too soon, and that the consequences will be so drastic in the long term that even the wealth and influence of insiders will be threatened. These divisions in the context of geopolitics was also addressed recently by Trilateral Commission co-founder and prominent Bilderberger Zbigniew Brzezinski, who in addition revealed that a “global political awakening,” in combination with infighting amongst the elite, was threatening to derail the move towards a one world government. Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet.com Friday, May 28, 2010 more at link… added by: rodstradamus

Universal Unveils Refurbished Back Lot Where Next Generation of Flops Will Be Made

It’s been almost two years since the historic back-lot set known as New York Street burned down at Universal Studios, sending the backdrops to such classics as To Kill a Mockingbird , The Sting and Back to the Future up in plumes of thick, black, haunting smoke. That would be the last studio product to catch fire for a while, alas. But hey, check it out: New York Street is back! And judging by the video below, it really is new and improved.

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Universal Unveils Refurbished Back Lot Where Next Generation of Flops Will Be Made

Cheryl Tweedy Gets A Little Oral Action

I know that the title to this post may seem like I’m implying that my future ex-wife Cheryl Tweedy is doing something sexual, but sadly all she’s doing is getting some work done at the orthodontist. Boo. Luckily for you perverts I’ve got some awesome shots of her killer ass as she walks into the doctor’s office. Unreal. I would like to do a little oral surgery of my own on that thing. Too much?

Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hooters Bikini Contest

I’d like to introduce you to my future ex-wife at a Hooters bikini contest. I don’t know her name yet but hopefully she knows me. Email me. You’d make my dad so proud! Hooters Bikini Contest Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Hooters Bikini Contest

Sorry Ashton Kutcher, Britney Spears Rules Twitter

It was just a year ago that Ashton Kutcher was making a big deal about beating CNN to one million Twitter followers. He popped champagne, gave some big speech about the future of social media and…

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Cheryl Tweedy Makes Some Sexy Faces

Here’s my future ex wife Cheryl Tweedy showing off some sexy faces during one of her performances the other day. I don’t think I’ve ever actually heard her sing, maybe she could send me a mix tape, I should probably get to know her a little better if we’re going to get married. Anyhow, with or without sound the girl is just hot. Maybe I’ll let her sing in the shower while I wash her back side. Call me.

The Alejandro González Iñárritu Nike Commercial Will Brighten Your Day

Weren’t able to make it to the Cannes Film Festival this year to see, among other things, Alejandro González Iñárritu’s latest depressing affair? Good news: Following in the footsteps of David Fincher , the famed director has used his considerable technical talents to create a new World Cup television spot for Nike. Titled “Write the Future,” the three-minute ad feels like noting Iñárritu’s ever done, and not just because it features cameos from Homer Simpson, Kobe Bryant and Gael Garcia Bernal. This thing is infectious, fun, incredibly watchable and manages to coherently say something about how one event can tie the entire world together. In other words, it basically accomplishes everything that Babel didn’t. Check out the clip after the jump and prepare to order yourself a Ronaldo jersey.

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Gossip Girl: Dead Man’s Party [Recaps]

The cliffhangers on last night’s season finale of Gossip Girl were almost enough to get you to tune in next year, weren’t they? But before we get to resolution in the future, let’s find some closure with the past. More