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Kourtney Kardashian: Totally "Having Fun" With Justin Bieber!!

Earlier this week, Kourtney Kardashian disclosed that there was a small-kinda-maybe possibility that she would get back together with her baby daddy Scott Disick. “We’re not getting back together right now, but I don’t know what the future holds in life, in God’s plan,” she said on the Today show. But while the future could be (maybe, possibly) Scott, her present is all about having fun with a younger, hotter douchebag: Justin Bieber. A source in the know tells People that the mother of three “is dating a bit and having fun ,” although it’s “nothing serious.”  Kourtney has been on-and-off hooking up with the Biebs since late last year, and it seems to be a mutually beneficial arrangement. You see, Kourt is really just using the pop star to make Scott jelly (and satisfy her womanly needs as well, obvi), and that’s all good with Justin. In fact, he may be playing the same game with his ex Selena Gomez, who is waffling on the idea of getting back together with the singer and is rumored to be dating Charlie Puth . Let’s go over the players in this little love hexagon, just for funsies, shall we? A couple new names might appear, but just roll with it. Kourtney loves Scott, but he’s supposedly living with Christine Burke . Justin loves Selena, but she is currently bumping uglies with Charlie Puth. Justin loves Hailey Baldwin , too, but that’s probably over. So, while it’s on like Donkey Kong for Kourt and Justin at the moment, eventually she’ll wind up with Scott and he’ll get back with Selena, which leaves Hailey and Charlie in the dust. Unless the two of them hook up, and thus completes the circle of life. So beautiful. View Slideshow: 37 Photos of Kourtney Kardashian Showing Scott Disick What He’s Missing

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Blac Chyna SHADES Kylie Jenner With Lip Kit Parody Video: WATCH!

You might be thinking now that Blac Chyna is engaged to Rob Kardashian , she might try and extend an olive branch to his sister Kylie Jenner, with whom she's been feuding with for eons. But what fun would that be? Today, the future Mrs. Kardashian re-grammed a video that parodied Kylie and her lip kit enterprise, which in all honesty we're all kind of sick of hearing about. In the video, a young girl mimicking Kylie promotes a new color in the lip kit line, which we presume is called Cheeto Sunrise. The fake Kylie proceeds to rub a Cheeto on the back of her hand before smearing the snack, replete with a copious layer of orange chemical dust, all over her lips. “Hey guys, the new shade of my lip kit just came out,” she says. “It's super cute, I think you guys are really gonna love it.” Nice way to shade your future sister-in-law, Chyna. In the caption, Blac tagged her own business, Lashed by Blac Chyna, which promotes eyelash extensions and other beauty services. So when you're done preparing your pout with a cheese puff, head on over to Chyna's joint and get thick, out-to-there lashes! Gorge. So far, neither Kylie nor any of her famous siblings have responded to their brother's engagement news, although Kris Jenner snapped at a paparazzo who asked about it. Perhaps this is Blac's way of expressing her resentment toward the family's silent diss.    

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Ciara And Russell Wilson Spent Easter Weekend Having A Ball In Disneyland

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Ciara and her fiancé, Russell Wilson, had adorable family time this weekend with baby Future at Disneyland.

Ciara And Russell Wilson Spent Easter Weekend Having A Ball In Disneyland

Lindsey Pelas Has Problems With Her Boobs

Lindsey Pelas may have 11 big boob problems, but I bet having to work a real job ain’t one! When you look like that and have a rack that big, I’m pretty sure there’ll be no heavy lifting in her future and tons of rich men lined up to take those puppies for a spin. Man, I love this girl! Continue reading

Mel B – Scary Spice – Picture of the Day

Mel B, probably best known as scary spice, probably best remembered as the Spice Girl in the green tank top in their first video with great tits and hard nipples, has done so much in the last 20 years, from paternity tests with Eddie Murphey to bikinis, so many bikinis, showing off that Black Don’t Crack…..but it does smoke crack, and apparently, also show off the tits I expected to be less Momma Africa and more fake…because I forget that 20 years and multiple babies have happened to this woman…a woman we’d all still K-Fed, provided she’s not done with menopause….but unlike most girls in menopause..her boxy body is a big fat ass…and I like burying my face in it, not because I love 45 year old women, but I’m starting to think they are less annoying that 26 year old women – since they have their babies shat out and are busy with raising those parasites – so that you only hear from them once every two weeks when they are with the day, but in Mel B’s case, never, since her baby daddy’s don’t claim responsibility… Not that Mel B would fuck you, but I’m using her to represent all over 40 washed up mom’s in bikinis at the resort you don’t want to really fuck, but should want to fuck, because less bullshit..or work…they know they peaked long ago and put in the effort to make up for where they’ve failed themselves.. The post Mel B – Scary Spice – Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner’s Puffy Nipple of the Day

Kendall Jenner rocked the puffy nipples she got from her daddy Bruce Jenner…while she left her family’s most important sponsor – the “dermatologist”…because the family, not just BRUCE and his tits, have had so much plastic surgery….In fact, Bruce Jenner, the one who changed his gender, has less work done than any of the others…which is just absurd… I guess the good thing with Kendall is that she’s had strategic fillers, which is code for dud And she got it all for free, she just had to walk out of the facility for the paparazzi to get a pic of her next to the sign, and what better way to do that than divert your surgery, pretend it’s for acne, with some puffy nipples the blogs will write about.. It’s so fucking twisted, but these plastic cunts who cry feminism, are just frankenstein in the lab monsters fucking up body ideals of the youth with bodies you can only get with a lot of money, not that you should want their bodies, and bodies that aren’t celebrating their natural state… We live in a world that shames naturally skinny models for making 2 percent of girls stop eating and dying, while motivating the other 98 percent of girls to try to be fit….and replace them with science experiments…it’s fucked. Here are THE PROCEDURES THEY OFFER The post Kendall Jenner’s Puffy Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day

I have consistently been calling out Ashley Tisdale for having a monster face her entire career. I’ve also heard stories from people who went to school with her before she was a Disney Puppet claiming she’s 5 or 6 years older than she pretends to be, not that that matters, but I’m a man with many layers, I am not all hate, I can look at the positive, there are layers here, and in Ashley Tisdale’s case, her shitty face, bad nose job, and pretty boring vibe is outweighed by a fit body, hot ass and piles of money…so we like her…especially if she brown paper bags that shit…turning away from the camera works too… The post Ashley Tisdale Knows Her Angles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day

Bella Thorne is the future…EVEN if I am convinced she’s a 40 year old ex-stripper who focuses on her fitness and is smart enough to know how to use her sexuality to manipulate people into following her…because young girls are usually bad at being subtle slutty, or casual slutty, or oblivious slutty, where thy act so innocent in their slutty, that it hardly seems like she’s spread legged in a bikini on snapchat… It’s brilliant, simple, and brilliant…and I am a fan of everything she’s putting out. The post Bella Thorne Spread Legged in a Bikini for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Meet Hottie Gal Gadot

I could’ve sworn I’ve done a post on Gal Gadot before, but just in case this is your first time seeing the Israeli actress/former model, make sure you take a good, long look. And don’t worry, because you’re going to be seeing a whole lot more of Gal in the future now that WB made her their new Wonder Woman. And if you ask me, they made a great choice. Not because Gal looks the part, or because she’s a great actress or anything like that, but because she’s seriously smoking hot. What more do you really need? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Want To Play Ping Pong With Nick Jonas? It’ll Cost You $3,500

Nick Jonas’ invites fans to play ping pong with him on Future Now: The Tour as part of a VIP package.

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