A healthy eight-pound, six-ounce boy born at 4:24 p.m. at St. Mary’s Hospital in London today doesn’t even have a name yet, but he needs no introduction. He’s the Royal Baby, people. A few hours ago, Kate Middleton gave birth to HRH Prince of Cambridge and future heir to the throne! Bow down! The first child of Kate and Prince William is instantly third in British line of succession, behind William and his father Prince Charles (sorry Harry). The British royals aren’t the only ones celebrating Kate Middleton and Prince William’s new addition. Celebrities on both sides of the Atlantic are ecstatic. Or at least turning to Twitter for their best one-liners. See some of the reactions below: NeNe Leakes (@NeNeLeakes) Royal baby boy! Ellen Page (@EllenPage) Woah people seem super excited for this new british band, the royal baby. Sophia Grace (@PrincessSGB) It’s a BOY, Congratulations to Prince William and Kate Middleton, This is SO GOOD. #RoyalBabyBoy #RoyalFamily William Shatner (@WilliamShatner) So pleased to hear that William and Kate had a baby boy. Long live the future king. MBB Emma Caulfield (@EmmaCaulfield) Oh Royal boy! Aw man I can’t help but think of the late Princess Diana who would’ve been so happy to see her 1st grandchild born. Cheryl Cole @CherylCole Congratulations to William and Kate!! So happy they have a healthy baby and everyone is good. Can’t wait to see him now #Royalbaby Jeff Daniels @Jeff_Daniels I’ll pay good money if they name the Royal Baby Royal. Kim Zolciak (@Kimzolciak) Congratulations to William & Kate on the arrival of a Prince. #RoyalBaby Lisa Vanderpump (@LisaVanderpump) Boy …oh boy…congratulations to all the Royal family! Queen Latifah (IAMQUEENLATIFAHAH) Welcome to the future king! Congratulations William & Kate. Much Love, Queen Latifah #QLShow Alex McCord @mccordalex CONGRATS Royals on the birth of the Prince of Cambridge! It’s a BOY! Which Royal Baby gift will you buy? Prime Minister David Cameron (@David_Cameron) I’m delighted for the Duke and Duchess now their son has been born. The whole country will celebrate. They’ll make wonderful parents. Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny Congratulations to the Royal Family on their new baby boy! UK Prime Minister @Number10gov PM on #RoyalBaby: An important moment for our nation but above all a wonderful moment for a warm and loving couple. Nancy Pelosi @NancyPelosi Wishing Prince William and Duchess Kate much joy and happiness as Great Britain welcomes the newest member of the Royal Family. #RoyalBaby Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers): Congratulations to Kate & William on the birth of their baby boy! So relieved that his name won’t include the words Ivy or Apple. Emma Bunton (@EmmaBunton) It’s a boy!!! Special times ahead for Kate and William. Xxxx Kurt Sutter (@sutterink) with all the hype, this royal baby needs to emerge glowing in a blinding white light with faeries carry the afterbirth in golden buckets. Hilaria Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin): Congratulations Will and Kate on the birth of your son! I wish you so much happiness and health! Aviva Drescher @AvivaDrescher Huge congrats to #KateMiddleton & Prince William on the birth of the #royalbaby BOY! #RoyalCongrats #Royals #Congrats Crystal Hefner @crystalhefner Congratulations to William & Kate on the arrival of a Prince. #RoyalBaby Arsenio Hall (@ArsenioHall) Yipee! Heaven sends Duchess Catherine a royal son. Yet, for some reason I cant stop thinking about Sybrina! Who lost her royal son Trayvon. Savannah Guthrie (@SavannahGuthrie) Today’s forecast: @alroker predicts 100 percent chance of a #royalbaby Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) How can you tell when there’s about to be a royal baby? When they start crowning. I’ll be here all week. Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) Keep Calm…and Carry On. #Kate #Labour Shonda Rhimes (@shondarhimes) Somewhere in London, a princess is pooping on a delivery table. Just keeping it real, folks. #royalbaby #goodluckKate Giuliana Rancic (@GiulianaRancic) What are your predictions for #royalbabyname? Mine are Elizabeth Diana and Alexandra Diana. Christine Teigen (@chrissyteigen) This isn’t your baby Kate. Apparently it is our baby. All of us. Sarah Hyland (@Sarah_Hyland) Hey Kate, itd be great if u could pop out that #royalbaby n the next 7 hrs or so so I could say I was here when the baby was born?Kthanksbye Rashida Jones (@iamrashidajones) Today may be a good day to announce my new EDM DJ name: Royal Baby Labour Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) Pippa Middleton just arrived to be by Kate’s side as she gives birth, she’s wearing a form-fitting hospital gown with a plunging neckline.
Here’s JWoww at Self Magazine ‘s Rock The Summer party. It’s not the best we’ve seen her, but it’ll do. Since I like JWoww though, I want to give her a couple helpful tips for the future. In order to ensure maximum hotness whenever she’s on the red carpet, she should pose with a lot more cleavage and a lot less of that scary orange Oompa Loompa. It’s a simple trick, but it works . Related Articles: JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime JWoWW’s Big Boobs Hit The Town JWoWW’s Boobs Got An Endorsement Deal Photos: WENN.com
Every once in a while I’ll creep on Facebook and Twitter to find some fresh new meat. Yesterday, I discovered Native American hottie Jessica Miller . I don’t know much about her other than she can rock a pair of Daisy Dukes and that she could possibly be my future ex-wife. That is if all of you let her know how much of a great guy I am. So make sure to check out her Facebook . Hopefully, with the Tuna bump, she’ll do an exclusive for us.
There’s just something pretty lovely about Miley Cyrus rubbing a bulbous object on her lips…one that may be harmless in theory…but that she’s working in a way that you know she wants dudes to pretend that’s what she looks like when she’s sucking dick…all romantic and passionate gazing intensely into our eye…I mean why else would she post this pic…it only makes sense that it’s for pornographic reasons…you know like her twerking, her no bra and all else she does…but then again so is every girl thanks to having a vagina…
There’s just something pretty lovely about Miley Cyrus rubbing a bulbous object on her lips…one that may be harmless in theory…but that she’s working in a way that you know she wants dudes to pretend that’s what she looks like when she’s sucking dick…all romantic and passionate gazing intensely into our eye…I mean why else would she post this pic…it only makes sense that it’s for pornographic reasons…you know like her twerking, her no bra and all else she does…but then again so is every girl thanks to having a vagina…
Helena Christensen is the only thing that matters… She’s like 100 fucking years old…seriously…old enough to have been at Woodstock…yet so fucking amazing to look at…it confuses me…but not too much because her body warrants me wanting to make love to it with my mouth…over and over and over again…until she gets waterlogged and starts to look her fucking age… This is a good kind of freak of nature…you know like the girl who can’t get pregnant, or the one with two vaginas, or the siamese twins who always have threesomes, even if it’s really just a two-and-a-half some thanks to the two heads, two pussies but only one heart…. None of which has anything to do with Helena Christensen, if anything it’s just noise getting in the way of my true love for her…love that I should try to channel into songs…even though I can’t sing…I’d learn for her…#fact.
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