Attention whore Sara Jean Underwood, world reknowned as the bitch from Playboy who tried to go mainstream by fucking Ryan Seacrest and getting a job catered to virgin loser nerds who are totally sold and committed on girls they watch talk about shit they are into….especially when they can google her and see her naked for masturbation purposes….even though they prefer the fantasy and not having everyone know the nipple size of their future wife who they already think is their wife as they World of Warcraft all day in the basement…where their Second Life is their first life…who cares.. She’s in Maxim, showing implants, making big moves….for a bottom feeding slut.
Odd Future’s Sagan reveals that TyCo keeps his Best New Artist Moonman on a makeshift altar devoted to the N.E.R.D. star. By Rob Markman Tyler, the Creator Photo: MTV News
And it’s about a purse. ‘When the song comes out, I’m gonna do hashtag #RZAsPurse,’ Odd Future MC tells MTV News. By Rob Markman Earl Sweatshirt Photo: MTV News
A pair of celebrity gossip tabloids apparently have their collective fingers on the pulse of all things Suri Cruise. It’s like they’re reading her every thought. According to In Touch Weekly and Star Magazine, the youngster’s thoughts on the recent bombshell Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes divorce are quite clear: Team Tom. If you believe this (dis)reputable pair of magazines, Suri Cruise was won over by her dad during his recent get-together with her – a $170,000 getaway. Possibly accompanied by Scientology chaperones, the lavish reunion clearly did the trick, with Suri allegedly pleading to be with Tom over Katie now. Suri Cruise, mind you, is six years old. Despite this fact – and that the two settled their divorce and custody pact already in a relatively amicable manner, we’re supposed to believe this? In (slightly) more comprehensible news, the stunning Yolanda Pecoraro is said to be in the running to be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise for a few years.
Norman Alden, a veteran character actor who starred in hundreds of TV shows, films and commercials over the years, has died at the age of 87. His family told The Hollywood Reporter that Alden – who made an estimated 2,500 (!) appearances on camera – died of natural causes in L.A. Frequently cast as a tough guy over his 50-year-career, Alden was also the voice of superhero Aquaman in the 1970s cartoon Super Friends. He also appeared in Back to the Future (above) and Ed Wood . Robert Alden’s career spanned more than half a century . He was in TV series such as Charlie’s Angels, JAG and Batman , where he played one of the Joker’s henchmen, and in AC Delco commercials. In the mid 1970s, he starred in episodes of spoof TV soap Mary Hartman before his character Coach Leroy Fedders drowned in a bowl of soup. On film, Alden also played Johnny Ringo in 1961’s The Life and Legend of Wyatt Earp , and voiced Sir Kay in Disney’s The Sword in the Stone .
Hmmm… what’s the opposite of winning? A week after his new sitcom posted historic numbers for FX – becoming the network’s most-watched premiere of all-time – Charlie Sheen and Anger Management plummeted back to reality last Thursday night. The third episode of the series brought in 3.37 million viewers overall, a 38 percent drop from the prior week. A similar decline was experienced in the coveted advertiser demographic of 18-49-year olds, as 35 percent fewer (2.65 million) tuned in for week two. Still, if the latter figures hold steady, Anger Management will be considered a wild success for a cable comedy, on par with Wilfred (2.5 million) and way ahead of Louie (1.4 million). Prepare yourselves if this comes true, people: FX has signed an unusual deal with Sheen that promises an addition 90 – yes, 90! – episodes if the sitcom is picked up beyond the initial 10.
Is the future truly under control? Yes, if a new fake ad for Omnicorp is to be believed. This organization is at the center of RoboCop – or was at the center of RoboCop 25 years ago during the Peter Weller film that will soon be remade with Joel Kinnaman in the title role. In the first teaser for the upcoming sci-fi thriller, we’re told to imagine a city with no crime, where “human resources meet robotic engineering” and all is safe in the world. But – SPOILER ALERT – that won’t actually be the case. Watch the trailer now and prepare for a RoboCop remake that also stars Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Hugh Laurie and Abbie Cornish.
‘Odd Future and Frank Ocean are probably tighter than they ever been,’ Vibe editor Datwon Thomas tells MTV News. By Rob Markman Tyler, the Creator and Frank Ocean Photo: Getty Images
Topics ranging from film finance, pitching, marketing, video on demand and micro-budget filmmaking are set for the American Film Market, taking place October 31 – November 7 in Santa Monica. AFM attendees from over 70 countries will take part in the AFM Conference Series, which takes place 9:15 – 12:45 daily from November 2 – 6. The AFM Conference Series launched in 2011 and sold out in its first year with more than 700 attendees at each event. “AFM is attended by industry leaders from more than 70 countries so the AFM Conference Series has a tremendous pool of experts and innovators to draw from.” said Jonathan Wolf, executive vice president of the Independent Film & Television Alliance and managing director of the AFM. “This makes the AFM Conference Series unique and invaluable.” Details on the events follow: The 2012 AFM Conference Series follows with information provided by AFM : Finance Conference, Friday, November 2 Leading CEOs, filmmakers, financiers and studio executives converge to explore the state of independent film financing, emerging trends, where the money is, new opportunities and incentives, and what the future holds. Pitch Conference, Saturday, November 3 A good pitch can get a bad film made and a bad pitch can leave a terrific project languishing on the shelf. Pitching is part art (it’s creative), part science (needs to follow a tight script) and part salesmanship. Conference attendees will first learn the essential rules and tools of pitching from the experts. Then, volunteers from the audience (you?) will pitch a panel of Hollywood decision makers. They will give unvarnished feedback on each pitch – saying what worked, what didn’t, and why. Warning: This session is not for the weak. Marketing Conference, Sunday, November 4 Connecting with and engaging the audience in authentic, creative ways is critical. Word-of-mouth and friend recommendations can make or break the box office results. The gurus behind the most successful and innovative new media marketing campaigns discuss reinventing the marketing wheel, explore how the consumer can be the most effective marketing tool and reveal how to win over the broadest possible audience. Video-On-Demand Conference, Monday, November 5 Video-On-Demand is a growing revenue stream for filmmakers and content providers. Like the excitement of a gold rush, many hope for a future when all films are available worldwide and every film finds an audience. Producers, distributors and platforms will come together to disclose who is making money, how they are doing it and what the future holds – separating fact from fiction. Micro-Budget Conference, Tuesday, November 6 New and unconventional financing, marketing and distribution resources are proving very successful for Micro-Budget films. Producers and distributors will reveal how to find the money, making the most of budgets, what distributors are looking for, reaching your audience and how these new tools are redefining the film business. The 2012 AFM Conference Series will be held at the Fairmont Miramar Hotel (101 Wilshire Boulevard, Santa Monica). For additional information, visit their website .