I’m a little disappointed my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner went to the world premiere of some movie called Hummingbird and didn’t invite me along. But I can never stay mad at Kimberley, especially not after this great cleavage and leg show she put on. And besides, I already figured out a way for her to make it up to me. I was thinking we’d start with her acknowledging my existence again, and see where things go from there. Just so Kimberley knows, I like to move pretty fast. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner wants to get into movies now, because here she is walking around during the Cannes Film Festival to attract attention. Now, I never watched Kimberley’s reality show, but since I want to be a good Twitter boyfriend and support her, let me just say that she looks really talented in these pictures. I think she could have a long career as Bikini Girl #2, or maybe even #1 if she keeps this up. Dream big. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
I guess my Twitter girlfriend Kimberley Garner wants to get into movies now, because here she is walking around during the Cannes Film Festival to attract attention. Now, I never watched Kimberley’s reality show, but since I want to be a good Twitter boyfriend and support her, let me just say that she looks really talented in these pictures. I think she could have a long career as Bikini Girl #2, or maybe even #1 if she keeps this up. Dream big. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Made in Chelsea star Kimberley Garner showing off her sexy legs while attending some launch for something I really don’t care about (unless that company wants to pay me money). However, I do care about Kimberley and think we should discuss her career in America over a naked leg wrestling match. Don’t worry Kim, I’ll let you win. Anyway, I decided to follow Kim on Twitter, so hopefully her following me back is a sign that she wants to take me up on that offer. Kim, it’s your move.
Candice Swanepoel…..I mean…she’s fuckin aswesome. She’s got this fucking body that blows my fucking mind. Thin, fit and despite being statistically at risk for HIV thanks to South Africa statistics, I want to taste her without a condom, not that I’d ever use a condom, that shit just gets in the way of all the gynecological exams I give with my penis… Either way, she’s showing off her body, pretty clothed, but still looking good for Vogue Spain, To See The Video That I Couldn’t Figure Out How To Embed FOLLOW THIS LINK Here are some shitty screen caps and the actual pics all mixed together
Best news story ever…or at least for today: A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy’s penis outside his pants … and attempting to perform oral sex on him. 42-year-old Elizabeth Garner — who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 — was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child. According to law enforcement, Garner — who is married — is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy’s mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts … and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him. The boy escaped, told his mother what happened … and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he’d ever been with a woman. During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy … but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We’ll see how that defense pans out.) I wish shit like this happened when I was 12, but I was always the kid no one wanted to molest. I appreciate her excuse “I was drunK”….which legally doesn’t really hold much of a defense when in court and being charged for sex crimes, like meeting a 17 year old off the internet in Florida one night after she seduced you on chat for the authorities…you know telling you what you want to hear….entrapment. I also like “I thought it was an adult” cuz 12 year olds and 40 year old men have so much in common in terms of their build now with all the hormones in the food. I mean at the point between tapping him on the shoulder and asking him if he had been with other women before trying to suck him off, you’d think she’d realize he was 12. Who are we to judge, maybe they do things different in pre-Teennesee. More importantly, she’s a fucking ex NFL cheerleader, who looks like a hooker, it is not like she’s some top grade morally sound citizen…. Still a good story for her to tell her grandkids about one day.
I first noticed this Kimberley Garner chick earlier this month , and after this awesome bikini tweet, I’ve taken an even bigger liking to her. In fact, I’ve decided I’m going to make her my new Twitter girlfriend. So go follow her and be sure to let her know the Tuna sent you. I’m sure she’ll be as thrilled to hear the good news as I was to see this picture.
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