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‘Breaking Dawn’ VMA Trailer: Experts Decode Vampire Action

After the premiere of the final ‘Twilight’ trailer during Thursday’s show, we analyze the entire clip second by chilly second. By Breanne Heldman Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson in “Breaking Dawn – Part 2” Photo: Summit

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President Obama Appeals To Millennials In Convention Speech

‘Education was the gateway to opportunity for me,’ president says at Democratic National Convention. By MTV News Staff President Obama accepts the Democratic nomination at the DNC Photo: The Washington Post/Getty Images

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Lene Nystrom (Singer From Aqua) Fake Titties in a Magazine of the Day

This is hot tip came in last night, but I was too busy trying to rip my eyes out of my head after seeing a horrible movie I can’t believe ever got made, then drinking my pain away, because I am easily affected by things like this…it must be my autism… Her name is Lene Nystrøm and she’s the singer from Aqua, the worst band to pollute my brain in the early 2000s and she’s in a Danish mag that only hits stores thursday and she’s going to be naked in it…because that’s what you do when you’ve fallen off….and the dude who sent it in was supposed to send in the other nudes but he hasn’t yet….but you can get a taste of her bush and implants….which may be something you’ve been waiting for since jerking off to Barbie Girl…

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Rowdy Ronda Rousey Strategic Nudity for ESPN Body of the Day

I have a friend who is gay for the UFC….he pretends it is about the fighting and athleticism, but I am pretty sure it is about the dude on dude grinding…I can tell by the sparkle in his eye when he talks about it….well he was pissed off that I did a post on the ESPN body issue and that I didn’t bother posting pics of Rowdy Ronda, some chick UFC fighter he wants to fuck because she’s the gateway body to homosex with his idols without going homo…or some shit…. I’m not against fit girls, if anything I prefer it to fat chicks, I have already gone over it, but there’s just something about a girl that can kick my ass while doing pull ups that threatens my number one seduction strategy…..rape. Here are the pics for my closet case UFC loving homo homeboy.

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The Jenny McCarthy Show: Coming to VH1!

Set your eyes to ogling , VH1 viewers. That network will soon launch The Jenny McCarthy Show , a platform on which this gorgeous blonde will conduct interviews, give her take on pop culture, dish on current events look all around beautiful. Look for it to debut in the late summer or early fall. “We wanted to get back in the game and create a signature show that really hit that female funny sweet spot, and Jenny was always on the top of our list because our audience grew up with Jenny,” says Jeff Olde, VH1′s Executive Vice President of original programming and production. “We just kept stalking her until she was free.” McCarthy got her big break in the 1990s on MTV’s dating show Singled Out . She has since posed naked for Playboy and dated Jim Carrey. [Photo: WENN.com]

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Jada Pinkett Smith Dedicates Weird New Song to Husband

Jada Pinkett Smith is dead set on winning the Tournament of THG: Couples Edition . With Jada and Will locked in a battle against Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel , the actress has released a new ballad titled “Burn.” Jada Pinkett Smith – “Burn” It first hit Smith’s Facebook page on Tuesday and it included two notes, the first in honor of such late celebrities as Whitney Houston and Don Cornelius: “With the major losses we have experienced in the last few weeks…We should remember…Our lives are worth living fully. Our risks are worthy. Our mistakes are worthy. Our traumas are worthy as well.The very paths we are told not to tread are the paths that hold the keys to our deepest understanding of love for our lives and ourselves. Self love is the gateway to truly loving another…deeply.” Jada then concluded: “Will, I love you. Happy Valentine’s Day. This is for you.” Does this mean we can put those divorce rumors to rest?

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Emily Blunt in Some Pussy Hugging Pants of the Day

Nothing says going to the gym…or in my case waiting outside the gym cuz of the restraining order…like tight pants hugging pussy… I don’t know who Emily Blunt is…but I know what her pussy looks like…in tight pants…which is probably pretty accurate….

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David Hasselhoff’s Young Pussy of the Day

When you’re rich and famous…even if that fame is for being a fucking clown….young pussy will still fuck you…because it is better than fucking their college boyfriends….even if he’s the Quarterback…cuz he’s not David Hasselhoff…the guy from TV….sluts are idiots and that’s ok…. Here are the pics of her visiting him on the apprentice probably in hopes of meeting actual celebs she can leave him for…he’s the gateway creepy old cock cuz he’s got more connections that the door man at her favorite club she was fucking for free cover charge….why else would she be in a tube top bikini top…

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Kendra Wilkinson’s Trashy Fake TIt Pool Party of the Day

My favorite thing about Kendra Wilkinson is that before she had implants, back when she was 19 and rockin’ a meaty fucking pussy, she took to doing public services for those in need…like her boyfriend…who clearly had Downs Syndrome….that she decided to shoot a fucking SEX TAPE I’VE TRIED TO JERK OFF TO …..and release it post Playboy…leading to hosting these prestigious bikini Vegas events…so next time someone tells you fucking a handicapped person cuz they are easy, don’t say no and are always horny is wrong….just show them Kendra and how far she’s gone from that point on cuz it is the gateway to this bottom feeding a decade later…Good times.

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Esme Bianco Tits on TV of the Day

There’s a new show called Game of Thrones that I’ve never heard of, but it apparently has tits on TV and that’s something I endorse fully, even if it is disguised in some period piece shit that looks boring to watch, you know full of accents and shit, cuz tits on TV are the gateway to porn on TV and I won’t stop my fight against censorship…I will not rest….until I see live sex on ABC TGIF programming. I’m talking anal, vaginal, oral….all of it with a disclaimer “may be unsuitable for children”….then I will truly believe our nation is in a good place morally….until then…I’ll just endorse the people making the right moves….like these people.. Here’s Emse Bianco…..ass, titties and bush….

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