One of my favorite photographers of our generation, possibly of all time, is named ANDI ELLOWAY and she is babe enough to be a model herself…but instead of getting in front of the camera, she gets behind it and makes serious fucking magic happen, like this amazing bathtub shoot she did. The model’s name is THANIA PECK …I don’t know much about her, but based on these pictures I can only assume that greatness is bound to happen for her…she’s amazing to look at….and she also has an amazing CATCHER IN THE STYLE …so follow that…while I stare at this… FOLLOW ANDI ELLOWAY and THANIA PECK
I don’t really know who Victoria Justice. I know she had a TV show based on her that creeper dad’s fell into because she played the underage girl, who was the focal point of the show, leading to being the one they wanted to bang when forced to watch it with their kids, because guys are like that, we sexualize hot little fame whores sluts on their own show, if their pants are tight enough, whether they are role playing as a teen, or a college girl, we just don’t care, it just makes stomaching her shitty fucking smutty, brain washing garbage we have no choice but to watch, more tolerable… I do want to know who her stylist is, because she’s bending over a shopping cart in a “we’re normals too, just like you peasants, we shop”…and in doing that her full ass is exposed and that turns me on….it makes me want to grocery shop…and not for the normal reason I like grocery shopping…like the sad single girls I can target based on their order…. That said, her name is Madison Guest. She’s a “fashion stylist’…this is her INSTAGRAM …or you can just masturbate to these pictures I’ve pulled from it to save you the work…but She’s not all that great…but you can masturbate to anything – that’s all you have going for you.
I like to think that Lily Aldridge scammed the fucking system. She’s one of these entitled LA rich kid scenesters who grew up around the cool kids who “ran shit” in her city…and in doing so she got VIP and backstage at all the events…always dating the guy in the band, whether it was Kings of Leon or some other shitty act…like Maroon 5…you can’t hide your past…all while booking commercials…like tampon ads… Then one day, she tricked a booker at the right agency to pull her out of commercial modelling she was only getting because she knew the right people, to actual modelling, because no commercial model really likes being referred to as a commercial model, but all models want to be Victoria’s Secret girls…so I guess the team at Victoria’s Secret factored in the fact her Husband was in a huge band, and the fact that she’s not that bad looking, even if she’s short, and her implants were small enough to fit in with the other girls, so book her in…it’s not like they even had to pay her. I am convinced, she is a volunteer working for them. I am also convinced she’s a horrible person…the only interesting thing about her is that her mom was a Playmate in the 60s and I’m all looking at bids of anyone raised by pornstars of their generation…even if I think they suck.
AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get cast in some shit, since she was working the paparazzi like she was a low level reality star, up on some Courtney Stodden shit, only less graceful…and more desperate… My theory on this one, is that she’s a Texan from a small town, who everyone told was pretty when working the diner, so she got on a bus and went to Los Angeles where she got cast for some shit, because her rent and expenses were paid for by her rich dad, and once that happened, she was never going to go back home defeated, so instead she does shit like this…and as long as there are tits, I’m into it…I am just more into sex tapes for relevance… TO SEE MORE CABLE NUDITY CLICK HERE
Nina Agdal makes me laugh, not because she’s got a fucked up face, or because she’s considered one of the most relevant bikini models of the last few years, thanks to Sports Illustrated and their marketing budgets, who figure if they make money off free models, they might as well promote those free models, to do free work for partner companies, like shit was the WWF and they own the immigrant… But because she sounds like a gay man when she talks. I guess that’s because she learned English on set with gay men, you know they run the hair and make-up they put her through so that she doesn’t look as downs syndrome as she normally does… And what it comes down to is when you have a body like this, your head doesn’t matter…what matters is that Adam Levine has cum inside you on your quest to find a rich and famous husband, as immigrant models tend to do, and that that imagery is impossible to delete…so here are some pics of her and some Australian Model for Mambo…
I think it is safe to say that American Apparel has mastered the best way to advertise a bikini…. Keep up the good work. The good fight. The getting young average looking girls naked because they like the aesthetic of your brand as it speaks to their generation. It works for me…and probably everyone else in the fucking world, because I mean…look at these pics….
KTBS.com – Shreveport, LA News, Weather and Sports So apparently…A life sciences teacher in LA was placed on six day leave after she called a 12-year-old female student a “sassy slut” in front of others, because when you say it one on one, it’s ok. I mean at 12 years old, it’s very possible that she is a sassy slut and in a lot of ways, being a Sassy Slut isn’t really a horrible thing in this generation, it means you take ownership on your slut, like a gay man, and you get yourself to the top. I think this cyberbully shit, kids are always right and teachers are always wrong shit is making a generation of pussies… I mean in my generation, the teacher wouldn’t call you a sassy slut, he’d show you how to be one on lunch break during detention…you’ve all gone soft…
Tereza Kacerova is the perfect balance of mail order bride…and hipster…she’s got these ridiculous lips that I feel she got in Thailand at a discount on her way to America, or wherever it is that she is, but they could be legit, and lips or not, she’s dressed like some hipster fashionista, which is conveniently how all girls dress, even the really mainstream ones, since hipster isn’t some cutting edge, we’re so different bullshit, but rather some pop tart, we are all the same bullshit, but seeing as I saw this happen from the filth of the after party floor, I appreciate it…but I could be just saying that because of the wet t-shirt tits…yep…that’s exactly why I am saying it.
Paris Hilton is getting back into the internet slut groove….it’s like she’s in her mid-30s and instead of just starting a family with some billionaire she’s met along the way…she’s still pretending she’s 20 and filming sex tapes…only her sex tapes are half naked pics to instagram…instead of taking loads on her face…which is a real downgrade…as normally we evolve, and the older we get, the less we care about getting fucked on camera….you know producing a follow-up to her original movie…like a little pornstar since we’ve already seen it…and since she’s got a decade more experience at fucking all kinds of people…and what it comes down to is that I actually don’t hate Paris Hilton…she served her purpose in fucking up society and the youth…youth that is all in their 20s and super horny all the time…and without her I really think things would be different…far less herpes and teen pregnancies…and who really wants that… She’s the Joan of Arc of our generation…and here is some shitty, especially compared to her history, self shot erotica…
I didn’t realize that Sienna Miller had a baby, last I heard she was dating Jude Law, who she cheated on with Daniel Craig and the whole thing is way too UK trash polluting American soil to really bother with… You know, foreigners stealing our acting jobs, while pretending to be Americans by masking their accents is some confusing as fuck bullshit… If you really sat back and thought about it…Sienna Miller isn’t really all that hot or amazing at acting, to me she’s just some hipster looking bitch from my generation, who partied a lot with the right people and rocked a stylish bush and a willingness to suck dick…but that doesn’t mean she should be taking jobs from American girls, while playing American girls in movies…when not an America girl… Not that that matters, she’s gone back to the UK, and virtually disappeared…until today…when she’s on the cover of Esquire…in panties…in pictures we can all pretend aren’t her as a mom…
