“M-I-C…K-E-Y…” If you were a ’90s kid and your parents blessed you with cable television, you totally know the rest.Saturday marks the 60th anniversary of the afternoon fun time/talent-generating machine, The Mickey Mouse Club. Later dubbed MMC, Disney’s talented club gave rise to some of this generation’s biggest pop stars, including Justin Timberlake, his former *NSYNC bandmate JC […]
There’s a difference between fat tits and big tits… Fat tits just have a mind of their own, maybe it’s the diabetic neuropathy… Maybe it’s the hypo gylecia or glandular issue that makes them so obese..they’ll tell you it’s medical and genetic, as no fat person has ever admitted to it being their fault, or their overeating and not working out…they are the victims who like to pretend they love their body, because it allows them to not do anything about it, and keep consuming…until they are too sick to move or fight authority on real issues….the government wants you fat.. That said… Fat tits just have a mind of their own, they are spilling everywhere… A photo posted by Kate Upton (@kateupton) on Sep 15, 2015 at 4:05pm PDT So here’s Kate Upton, the biggest model of our generation…literally…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Upton Awkward Tit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We are in the tail end of Bella Thorne being 18. Her birthday is Oct 8….meaning one more month to the day before she’s legal…so take it in, pure, innocent, 17 year old girl in a bikini, that is hardly erotic, but erotic enough because you know as well as I know, that this generation of kids, not even Hollywood kids around the shitty behind the glamour of the industry, are so into porn at a young age, that a month isn’t going to change her month….but in the USA, she is criminal to fuck…and she can’t pose nude…but she can cocktease… I am not really interested in young girls, they don’t know how to fuck, they just sort of sit there terrified, and that’s in their early 20s, so I doubt at 17 they’d be any better, so I’m not interested, but I guess as an actor and the pride of her family, she knows how to throwdown and not just because she poses her young body in a bikini…because that’s just the way it is.. So take it in, one more month of Bella Thorne…who is more interesting a 17 year old that her gutter counterparts…the Kardashians… The post Bella Thorne Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Michael Jackson, who passed away tragically and long before his time on June 25, 2009, would have been 57 years old this Saturday. Without a doubt the defining entertainer of his generation and beyond, his groundbreaking music and pop cultural impact are peerless. He changed the music landscape forever, inspiring countless, and breaking every record in the books and leaving a legacy like no other. Long before Michael Jackson died, but even more so after he did, his work became iconic, and his personal eccentricities unparalleled. If you’re looking for scandals, controversy and crazy stories that are uniquely, well, Michael Jackson, you need not look very far at all. Fans remember him for his music and his compassion, however; MJ’s charitable contributions were almost as numerous as his #1 hits. Most of all, he would surely like to be remembered for raising Prince, Blanket and Paris Jackson, all of whom feel his loss most deeply. Here’s wishing his family and friends the best on this somber occasion, which has given way to celebrations of his life for seven years. In the hopes that they find peace and think fondly of the man, we hope he may find peace in the way fans come together in his honor.
Candice Swanepoel is at the tail end of her career. Victoria’s Secret has already lined up 10 of her replacements. She’s old, she looks tired, her body is less impressive than it once was. Her racist, South African, Blood diamond, slave running, racist farm owning, still fucking hot, but pretty fucking boring, modeling that has been pretty limited to Victoria’s Secret….she’s been overused, over exposed, she’s played out and expired…and in doing this, hasn’t really been a media attention whore, or even a personality, or anything but a living, at least we assume living, mannequin used by the brand to sell garbage product… So before she bows out, her legacy will be forgotten, her work unmemorable, a future bleak but well funded due to her smart investments, she’s managed to take some hot polaroids for the brand, because I guess everything she does is for the brand, and the brand is dabbling with being current and hip….by using key photographers…and that’s perfectly reasonable behavior… The post Candice Swanepoel’s Polaroids of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on Aug 1, 2015 at 12:30pm PDT So the gossip magazines want you to know that the Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid rich kids from LA who pretend they are models because rich kids get what they want and are never told no…even if they are just playing make-belief…are each dating a Jonas Brother.. Kendall with Jonas Brother 1 and Gigi with Jonas Brother 2… I have a friend who was in Vegas this weekend and she says both Jonas brother 1 and Jonas Brother 2, or maybe it was Jonas Brother 1, but it could have been Jonas Brother 2, were surrounded by a bunch of girls, because they are young enough, rich enough, famous enough, and not virgin enough, to use their fame to slutty tweens, who are now probably 25, for vaginal sex… Now I don’t care who Kendall Jenner or Gigi Hadid are pretending to date for the sake of the media, or if Jonas 1 or Jonas 2 are dating them, or loyal to them, or cheating on them…and I really hope you don’t care either…because if you do..you’re weirder than me. (for all you haters, my boots are faux ????) The post Kendall Jenner is Dating a Jonas Brother of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Stella Maxwell is not Stella Hudgens…but still Stella…who is Stella Hudgens? Who knows…these tits? Stella Maxwell is the Vagina that Miley possibly eats…like she eats Avacado because Miley Cyrus likes this whole gender ambiguous, feminist, FUCK EVERYTHING approach…
This bitch does anything for attention…she’s the fucking worst…pile of useless, uninteresting, unaccomplished, wallet fucking garbage out there… I don’t hate Chrissy Teigen, she’s loyal to her employer John LEgend, she sits around like a medicated rich wife, and posts shit on twitter while doing it, she’s overly sensitive because she know she’s just a sugar baby, who hasn’t really accomplished much at all, but she’s figured out if she gets naked, people will celebrate her big ethnic ambiguous “bikini model” who probably makes 100 dollars a year, tits….it distracts from her old, botox, filled, pug-like face… I don’t know why she’s still at this, instead of just getting pregnant and completing the sugar baby cycle…so that when the divorce happens, she gets child support money…but before that, let’s do some shoots that don’t matter, that no one cares about, because this whole world is oversaturated with naked pics, and the world doesn’t fucking even notice…. The post Chrissy Teigen is a Pig in Women’s Health UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dylan Penn is average at best…you know if you were to find her standing randomly on the street somewhere… But when you factor in that her dad is Sean Penn and her mom Robin Wright….all of a sudden that is what takes over…and average looking turns into modeling contract, and modeling contract turns into campaigns, because idiots like me, think people care about celebrity kids, their spoiled brat, raised by monster self involved rich cunts because people do care…people have nothing better to do that obsess over these idiots who have become the icons, or cool kids of our generation, when they are really just rich, scam artist garbage… Either way, here’s the campaign..if you’re into that shit, and you are, because she’s the in to that world…and didn’t have to suck dick to get there…which I guess is boring…but can balance out when you think of all the dick she probably has sucked thanks to being a fucked up rich kid in a fucked up rich world… The post Dylan Penn for Some Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .