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Amanda Bynes DUI Mugshot Porn of the Day

For those of you who remember Amanda Bynes , you’ll be glad to know that she was arrested this morning for drunk driving…..the story is that she drove her BMW into a cop car at an interestion…..now you may be wondering why you’re gonna be happy about this…and the answer is simple…the first step to a desperate has-been, especially child star has been, to fall into that level of pathetic, trying to figure out a way back into the industry, to get the good life….is getting a DUI….the next steps will include genital flashing….and more important sex tapes… I love me some tormented bitches who can’t manage their booze, or more importantly who can’t afford a driver in their starlet life….especially when they were teens I wanted to fuck back when they were tight, unable to get pregnant and naturally bald…if you know what I mean. I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US

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Chrissy Lampkin From “Love & Hip Hop” Pregnant?

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Chrissy Lampkin from Vh1′s “Love & Hip Hop” may be pregnant! A close source to the soon-to-be bride claims she is expecting. According to XXL : A source close to the recently engaged couple, the two have been apparently trying to get pregnant for years and reached a point where both “had basically given up… [saying] if it happens, it happens.” Jim Jones Engaged To Chrissy Lampkin [VIDEO] Full Episode Of “Love & Hip Hop:” Kimbella & Erica Mena Get It In!

Chrissy Lampkin From “Love & Hip Hop” Pregnant?

Vanessa Hudgens Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens may be nothing special…her body may be nothing great…but for some reason I post pics of the bitch daily and since I new she was in Australia…I was waiting for these…so hot or not…none nude or not…interesting or not….she’s all up in her boyfriend cuz she’s trying to get pregnant…it’s trendy and she’ll never be alone again…despite what her mom body will lead you to think she deserves to be…..and I appreciate watching…cuz I’m hungover and got nothing better going on…and her cellulite inspires me to drink more…which works with my miserable lifestyle…

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Tyra Banks Wants To Get Pregnant

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Tyra Banks is dropping hints that she wants a baby. The 37-year-old former supermodel who is dating businessman John Utendahl says she wants to be a mom and wants children in the near future. Tyra told CNN’s ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ show: “I definitely want babies.” When asked by Piers if she was trying to get pregnant, the ‘America’s Next Top Model’ host replied: “Yeah, maybe.” She also said she had no plans to marry before having a baby, explaining: “I don’t think it’s necessarily necessary.” Guess Tyra’s is trying to beat that biological clock!! Tyra also revealed that she would be willing to have a “nip and tuck,” “no hesitation,” but denied claims she had already gone under the knife to have breast implants when she was in her 20s. Take a look:

Tyra Banks Wants To Get Pregnant

Amanda Seyfried Blowing my Mind in Interview Magazine of the Day

I don’t know what it is about this bitch…but she blows my fucking mind. She’s like a fucking riddle or some shit that I want to get pregnant with my fingers, mouth and cock at the same fucking time…it’s like she dresses so down that she almost becomes insignificant, annoying anyone who has seen her Her Naked in Chloe e, boring us while she plays with her dog – or Ryan Philippe – or moves or whatever else I’ve covered in my Amanda Seyfried archive ….cuz I track her every move like the predator I am….but then she comes out with photoshoots and movies and shit that keep me fucking hooked…She is the best kind of cocktease…everytime I’ve decided I’m done posting her, she brings something good… It’s a roller coaster with this one that I happen to love riding…now if only it was in real live, dripping of her chin and all over her face instead of on a computer screen, then maybe I’d feel less pathetic.

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Baby, Baby, Baby, BOOOOOO!

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Justin Bieber sat courtside at the Knicks-Mavericks game at MSG in NYC last night, and his presence made one girl hit puberty, get pregnant and give birth to a ball of golden hair in the span of 30 seconds. But not everybody did the SHAKING & CRYING from The Lesbeaver being in their midst. When Justin’s pretty girl fetus face popped up on the JumboTron, a hail of BOOOOOOOOs rained all over him and… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 03/02/2011 16:00 Number of articles : 3

Baby, Baby, Baby, BOOOOOO!

Jessica Simpson is Amazing of the Day

I like my bitches fat and drunk…at least at 3 am when they’ve done last call in the bar…cuz I know I’m gonna have my way with them…cuz that’s what being fat and drunk at 3 am is for…Desperation…. Unfortunately, When I see girls like this who are celebrities, the upside and opportunity knockin’ totally dwindles, you know since no celebrity would ever be willing to fuck me, no matter how many failed relationships and inability to get pregnant they have, you know cuz I’m no K-Fed…and have no patience to play up these cunts…and they have no patience for washed up, practically homeless dudes who smell like shit while spending their money…..but at least we can always have fantasy things would work out different for us…like by being choked out on her tit…or some shit… Here are the hot pics…cuz drunk fat bitches…anyway you cut it are porn…until you cum…then they are a challenge to get rid of them and never run into them with your friends…for fear of people finding out your stooped that low….only not so much when it is the Jessica Simpson version… I think I’m rambling.

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Sinbad is Still Alive of the Day

I know this isn’t anything to jerk off to, unless you are real fucking strange, but it is 7:30 in the morning and I’m still drinking with some idiots and figured that before I pass out in a holiday stupor that may leave me dead, I might as well post something relevant for the world to remember by in the event that I do end up dead and to me the only thing relevant in life is Sinbad, there’s just something so powerful about him running up to random people and hugging them like he was still famous and people actually cared to run up to him to hug him. It amazes me that he was famous, he had sitcom’s and record deals and was at the top of the world for a minute, and it must be a real blow to someone’s ego when no one gives a fuck about you, so that’s why you gotta take back what was once yours, whether bitch wants it or not….So this picture is really rape, socially acceptable rape and I’m not talking date rape, but hugging rape, which is not criminal but can be as emotionally damaging, at least when the random hug comes from Sinbad….

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Cameron Diaz is Still Hot of the Day

There’s just something about Cameron Diaz…Something magical….Like memories of the first time I had anal sex with my first girlfriend in the back of our highschool during gym class cuz she didn’t want to get pregnant that no matter how much time goes by, it never gets old and is always nice to reflect by trying to violate yourself in the corner while your wife is taking a shit. If you know what I mean and if you don’t I’m trying to say she’s amazing, weathered yes, but amazing.

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Michelle Rei pregnant again

Michelle Rei is said to have tried artificial insemination in a bid to get pregnant and have been taking Chinese medicine to condition her body. According to reports, Michelle Rei finally succeeded in conceiving in May. Following news of Michelle Rei#39;s alleged pregnancy, reports now claim that Michelle is having a boy and is expected to give birth in January next year. The 40-year-old actress has been married to business tycoon Julian Hui for two years and the couple originally did not pla

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