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Random Ridiculousness: Man Throws A/C, Canned Goods, Pots & Pans, Etc. Out Window At Cops – Then Threatens To Murk Ex-Girlfriend

Man Throws Household Items Out Window At Cops, Threatens To Kill Ex Meet Devin Robinson. Devin here thought it was a great idea to throw a baker’s rack and all kinds of random household items out the window at one-time. Devin also set booby traps and threaten to kill his ex-girlfriend… Via News 8: A 40-year-old man was arrested after an hours long stand-off where he hurled household items at Bridgeport police on Wednesday night. Police say the stand began at 6:50 PM at 227 Edna Avenue when Devin Robinson locked and barricaded the front and back doors of the apartment, after telling his ex-girlfriend he came to retrieve his belongings. She told police she let him in the house because he appeared to be amicable but then the situation escalated into a fight. When she went down to answer the doorbell, that’s when he barricaded himself. Before police arrived, he also threatened her life. When police surrounded the house, a shirtless Robinson climbed out of the third floor window, cursed at police, made obscene gestures, and intimated he had a gun. While crisis negotiated tried working with him, Robinson continued to curse and make belligerent comments. He then began hurling objects like an air conditioner, canned food, furniture, pots and pans, a baker’s rack, and a gaming system out of the window at officers. Police say Robinson also told them that if he was arrested, he would kill his ex-girlfriend after he made bond. Police were able to eventually make entry in the apartment and arrest Robinson after a brief struggle. Police also found a booby trap that apparently was placed above a door and designed to injure officers who entered. This sounds like pure comedy.

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Random Ridiculousness: Man Throws A/C, Canned Goods, Pots & Pans, Etc. Out Window At Cops – Then Threatens To Murk Ex-Girlfriend

Update: Serena Williams Backtracks On Blaming 16-Year-Old Steubenville Rape Victim “What I Said Was Hurtful And Insensitive”

Serena apologizes for blaming young Stuebenville sexual assault victim … Serena Williams Apologizes For Steubenville Sexual Assault Quote Via Serena Williams Blog reports: “What happened in Steubenville was a real shock for me. I was deeply saddened. For someone to be raped, and at only sixteen, is such a horrible tragedy! For both families involved – that of the rape victim and of the accused. I am currently reaching out to the girl’s family to let her know that I am deeply sorry for what was written in the Rolling Stone article. What was written – what I supposedly said – is insensitive and hurtful, and I by no means would say or insinuate that she was at all to blame. I have fought all of my career for women’s equality, women’s equal rights, respect in their fields – anything I could do to support women I have done. My prayers and support always goes out to the rape victim. In this case, most especially, to an innocent sixteen year old child.” Serena Williams just needs to win tennis matches and STFU! Yes, of course, in all areas of life, we are wise to be cautious. Look both ways. Don’t text and drive. Replace the batteries in your smoke-detector. Don’t walk to your car alone. But always always always ALWAYS the criminal is responsible for the crime. Continue reading

She Got That Good Good: 9 Celebrity Men Who Are Hypnotized By The Kitty Kat

The box can make men do some strange things. It’s okay to love your significant other, but some men are so blinded by the kitty kat, they will fight a ninja quick. Here are 9 celebrity men addicted to the box.

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Iggy Azalea Twerks It Out On Stage, Talks Booty Implant Rumors, Religion, Daddy Issues, And More! [Video]

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Cold World: Serena Williams Blames 16-Year-Old Steubenville Victim For Brutal Rape “She Got Drunk And Deserved It”

You can’t be serious …. Serena Williams Blames Steubenville Victim For Sexual Assault The latest entry is a Rolling Stone profile, which comes on the heels of John Jeremiah Sullivan’s Times Magazine cover story last August and a new documentary on Serena Williams ‘ tennis life with her big sis. The tennis star was visited in Florida three months ago, and she gave him, well, a few pungent quotes. Via DeadSpin reports: Here, for instance, is Serena with an unfortunate “she wore the dress” take on Steubenville: We watch the news for a while, and the infamous Steubenville rape case flashes on the TV—two high school football players raped a 16-year-old, while other students watched and texted details of the crime. Serena just shakes her head. “Do you think it was fair, what they got? They did something stupid, but I don’t know. I’m not blaming the girl, but if you’re a 16-year-old and you’re drunk like that, your parents should teach you—don’t take drinks from other people. She’s 16, why was she that drunk where she doesn’t remember? It could have been much worse. She’s lucky. Obviously I don’t know, maybe she wasn’t a virgin, but she shouldn’t have put herself in that position, unless they slipped her something, then that’s different.” A 16 year-old girl raped repeatedly while drunk = “lucky” A top-5 tennis player in love with someone Serena dislikes = also “lucky” One lesson: Don’t be lucky.

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In Crazy White Folks News Amanda “Attention Slorin’” Bynes Lunges At Man Who Tried To Take A Picture Of Her

Amanda should be glad anybody wants to take a pic of her fugly azz. Amanda Bynes Lunges At Man What needs to happen is somebody needs to slap this hoe’s phucked up weave right off her head. Beyotch you’re not relevant anymore. According to The NY Post Amanda Bynes lunged at a man she believed took a picture of her in the lobby of Atlantic City casino Revel. Continuing her bizarre streak over the weekend, the former Nickelodeon child star chased Bobby Cohen around the lobby of the casino on Friday, demanding he hand over his iPhone. Bobby, 56, a recruitment expert from Long Island, was there celebrating Father’s Day weekend with his son Brett when they randomly bumped into the actress wearing her trademark platinum wig and huge black sunglasses. Brett, 22, a TV producer and comedian from Long Beach, said, “She ran into the lobby alone looking totally frazzled with a load of shopping bags and a bag to carry a dog. She tried to get into the elevator, but then came out again, so my dad thought he’d try and take a picture. “Amanda saw him and lunged at Dad trying to grab the phone, saying, ‘Sir, you can’t take a picture of me, give me the phone.’ She kept saying it over and over again until she was screaming. “My dad tried to walk away slowly, but she started following him, chasing him around the lobby, saying, ‘I need to see your phone now,’ she wanted to grab his phone and delete the picture. Finally, security stepped in and we managed to get away from her. “Amanda seemed pretty freaked out and flustered. What she didn’t know was that Dad didn’t even get a picture of her, he missed and took a picture of the floor.” The frazzled starlet was also spotted at Revel on Saturday night playing the slot machines accompanied by a white dog and wearing a dress with the security tags still attached. She continued with her bizarre tweets: “If you’re not hot, I don’t care about you.” And even more puzzling, “You get turned on, but what you are not by what you’re not.” Meanwhile, she reportedly claims her bizarre behavior is all an act. “All this has been an act and you know it!” Bynes allegedly texted a friend. “I am an actress, and know what I am doing . . . I got to 2 million followers, and now everyone wants me,” Bynes added. “I am smart and not stupid. Everyone mentions my name. The world loves me!” Ever since Amanda had some of that Kid Cudi peen, she has never been the same. We feel bad for her. Watching her is like watching a baby cry for attention. Get it together.

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Put On Blast: Angie Stone Says R&B Diva Nicci Gilbert Lied About Designing Her Fashion Line

Nicci you know you didn’t design those clothes. Angie Stone Exposes Nicci Gilbert We just hope Nicci isn’t violating child labor laws. You know how those foreign countries do. According to Funky Dineva Last week on R&B Divas Angie Stone put Nicci Gilbert on blast for trying to get the Divas to perform for a charity that doesn’t exist. Has Angie caught Nicci in another lie..? According to Funky Dineva Angie Stone has uncovered the truth about Nicci’s fashion line Curvato. Apparently Nicci doesn’t actually design the clothes like she claims and instead orders items wholesale from China and just slaps her Curvato label on it! Nobody is buying clothing from Nicci Gilbert. She couldn’t even keep Brownstone together. Why would she be able to design a fashion line?

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Free Man Walking: Chad “Azz Slappin’” Johnson Released From Jail And Praises Judge, “I Love Her To Death”

Chad knows he wanted to bust that white judge upside her head. Chad Johnson Released From Jail Chad is a sorry azz ninja. He may be getting released now, but five months later he'll be back behind bars for either writing bad checks to hookers or headbutting some random cum whore. According to TMZ Chad Johnson has just been released from jail in Florida for slapping his attorney on the azz last week — and get this … on his way out, he called his judge a “blessing in disguise” for throwing him back in the slammer. It’s pretty remarkable — Chad says he’s THANKFUL for the time he’s had in the pokey the last week, telling reporters, “I had a lot of time to reflect. A lot of time to think about where I’ve been, where I am now, and where I’m going.” But the craziest part … he says, “A lot of people have tried to get me to slow down in life. Coaches, my agent, my lawyer. And there was one person that was able to do it. And that was my judge Ms. McHugh.” He added, “Little does she know, I love her to death. Basically what she’s been is a blessing in disguise.” Which is crazy because practically everyone else on the planet felt like she overreacted big time. As for Chad’s first move out of jail, he says he’s beelining straight for McDonald’s — watch the video to hear his order. How many times have we heard of these attention slorin’ athletes going to jail and swearing their a changed man? If you believe that, we have a bridge to sell you. Wenn Continue reading

Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Wanetta Gibson Ordered To Repay $2.6 Million In Damages After Falsely Accusing Brian Banks Of Sex Assault!

Pay up beyotch! Brian Banks has been dragged through Hell by this lil’ lyin’ azz ho… Wanetta Gibson Forced To Pay $2.6 Million In Damages For Brian Banks False Sex Assault Accusation Via Yahoo! Per multiple reports, Wanetta Gibson, the woman who falsely accused linebacker Brian Banks of rape when they were both students at Long Beach Polytechnic High School, has been ordered to repay $2.6 million in damages related to the $1.5 million she received from the Long Beach School District in a 2007 lawsuit, claiming an unsafe environment. Gibson was sued for the money she received, as well as court costs and a possible $1 million in punitive damages. Gibson was not present at the ruling and her whereabouts are unknown, per the Long Beach Press-Telegram, but the court gained authorization to recoup the money through her future wages and property. It’s important to note that Banks receives none of this money. He served five years in prison and another five years on probation as a result of the original verdict, and was only released in 2012 when Banks taped her admitting that the accusation was false. “The court recognizes that our school district was a victim in this case,” school Superintendent Christopher J. Steinhauser told the Press-Telegram. “This judgment demonstrates that when people attempt to defraud our school system, they will feel the full force of the law.” It is also possible that Gibson could face fraud charges, depending upon the court’s opinion as to whether her 2012 recanting constitutes an admission of fraud. If the original accusation is the basis for such a charge, the three-year statute of limitations for fraud charges to be brought would void any such action. Karma has finally come back for that a$$! We couldn’t be happier, hopefully something worse happens to Wanetta in the future. Image via AP/Twitter Continue reading

Epitome Of A Bad Father: Man Faces Child Endangerment Charges For Toting His 8-Month-Old Daughter Around With Him To Sell H-Ron

Father Faces Charges For Carrying Infant Daughter With Him To Sell Drugs A Long Island man most likely spent his Father’s Day behind bars after he was caught on camera in the middle of a drug deal with his 8-month-old daughter in his arms. via CBS News Police on Long Island say a Central Islip man was arrested for selling heroin while carrying his 8-month-old daughter. Suffolk County Police say officers conducting surveillance spotted 23-year-old Tyreek Langs walking down a street with the baby in his arms and attempting to sell h-ro-n to a buyer. According to CBS New York, police found more of the drug on Langs and arrested him immediately on charges of criminal sale of a controlled substance and endangering the welfare of a child. The child was released to her great grandmother and child protective services were notified. The station reports Langs is due in court on Friday. Additional reports also state that the man claimed he brought his daughter along because he “couldn’t find a babysitter” while the mother was at work. How did this genius NOT see that there was no way this would end well? Thank goodness it wasn’t a bad drug deal and the baby wasn’t harmed.

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Epitome Of A Bad Father: Man Faces Child Endangerment Charges For Toting His 8-Month-Old Daughter Around With Him To Sell H-Ron