We’ve seen her in jewelry before but we never thought we’d see her in “bracelets”… Don’t worry, she’s not in any real trouble, she was just filming a scene for her upcoming stint on the popular soap opera, One Life to Live! In honor of the reality star crossing over to scripted television, Kourt was feeling generous and decided to give a sneak peek on her blog: “Check out this sneak peek from my upcoming episode of One Life to Live! I play Kassandra Kavanaugh, and my character gets into trouble with the law. You’ll have to watch on March 28 on ABC to find out why. This was such a fun experience. I’ve always been a huge fan of One Life to Live so it was so surreal actually starring in it and playing a really fun character. I can’t wait for you guys to see it.” Word?? So you’re an actress now huh? Guess you can’t be any worse actress than your sister in her sex tape Disaster Movie. Source
C’mon seriously, who keeps turning on the microphone for this f*ckin’ fool? Donald Trump, the business mogul who continues to claim he is seriously interested in mounting a bid for the White House, says he has doubts about whether President Obama was born in the United States. Do you all really believe Obama is NOT an American citizen??? In an interview with ABC, Trump said he finds it strange “nobody knew” Obama as a young child in Hawaii. “Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him,” Trump said in the interview that aired Thursday. “If I got the nomination, if I decide to run, you may go back and interview people from my kindergarten. They’ll remember me. Nobody comes forward. Nobody knows who he is until later in his life. It’s very strange,” the Celebrity Apprentice host added. “The whole thing is very strange.” Current Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie has said he was a friend of Obama’s parents in Hawaii and remembers when the future president was born. Abercrombie, a former congressman who became governor last December, vowed to produce an original copy of Obama’s birth certificate but abandoned those efforts earlier this year because it is against state law to release private documents, according to his spokeswoman. In 2008, the Obama campaign produced a certification of live birth that reports his birthplace as Honolulu, Hawaii. He attended kindergarten there before moving to Jakarta, Indonesia with his stepfather at age six. Katherine Nakamoto, Obama’s kindergarten teacher, described the then-five-year old to the Maui News in 2009: “He was a cute, likable, heavy build-child. I could visualize Barry smiling, dressed in his long-sleeved, white shirt tucked into his brown Bermuda shorts, and wearing laced shoes.” Trump is REALLY reaching now, never in the history of attention whoring have we seen a man, a white one at that, be so thirsty for someone to look his way. Congrats sir, we’re all giving you a look…a side-eye… Source
Guess between the lockout and the attention whoring with his jump-off , wife , fiancee , whatever-the-hell-she-is, Evelyn, Chad needs a new hobby to take up. (CBS/AP) As the reality of the NFL lockout settles in, some players are sounding off to the media. Chad Ochocinco, however, is looking to play a different kind of football. The Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver (and ballroom dancer and reality TV star) is set for a four-day tryout with Sporting Kansas City of Major League Soccer starting Tuesday. The club said Wednesday that after the tryout, it would determine whether to extend the trial period. “We’re always searching for players who can help our team and bringing in new talent,” Sporting Kansas City manager Peter Vermes said. “We know that Chad is an exceptional athlete and that he loves the sport of soccer, and he did play a lot when he was younger. We’re excited to see how his skills will translate once he arrives next week and begins training with our team.” Ochocinco apparently started playing soccer at age 4 but chose to focus on football in high school. Now a 33-year-old football veteran, he does boast some relevant experience – he uses a soccer ball to warm up for NFL practices and games. “Due to the NFL lockout, I’m excited to be able to follow my childhood dream of playing for a Major League Soccer team,” Ochocinco said. Clearly this is not on the level of Michael Jordan leaving the top of the hoops world to try to hit a baseball. But it will be interesting (or entertaining, at least) to see if the 6’1″ 192-pound player has any skill on the soccer field. Given his knack for racking up NFL fines, one can only imagine how many red cards are coming his way. At least we know he’s a true fan. Ochocinco is friends with such big names in soccer as Thierry Henry, Cristiano Ronaldo and Ronaldinho. In January, he visited Ronaldo, Kaka and the rest of Real Madrid’s squad and was introduced to manager Jose Mourinho. If Chad makes this team, he will be the undisputed king of hustling NFL fame into any and everything else that makes a dollar or 2. Source
With cops like these who needs criminals?? A former DeKalb County Police officer has pleaded guilty to forcing two women to perform oral sex on him in exchange for his agreeing not to arrest them, the DeKalb District Attorney’s Office said. Javier Garces was sentenced to three years of which 30 days are to be spent in jail and the rest on probation. “Garces’ actions were inexcusable and unacceptable for a sworn officer charged with keeping peace and justice. Instead of upholding his oath of office, he preyed on the very people he was tasked to protect,” District Attorney Robert James said. On Monday, Garces pleaded guilty to two counts of sodomy and one count of violating his oath of office in January and February of 2009. He must now register as a sex offender, the DA’s office said. There has to be something wrong here. Wouldn’t a civilian who extorted sexual favors from someone get WAY more time than this??? Just saying… Source
Unlike the rest of us, Charlie Sheen seems to have been oblivious to how his “bi-winning” and “goddess”-f*cking could eventually impact his life in the real world. Until now… Charlie Sheen will tell a Los Angeles judge his internet broadcast in which he threatened to cut children’s throat was a “piece of fiction” — and the hell-raising star is likening his new role to Hollywood’s controversial comic genius and raging boozer Lenny Bruce. “It’s a character in a piece of fiction,” Sheen told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview, when told his estranged wife Brooke Mueller is planning to introduce the two broadcasts into evidence as part of their child custody battle over 23-month-old twin sons Bob and Max. Lawyers for Sheen, 45, and Mueller, 33, are frantically negotiating a possible peace deal, in a desperate bid to to avert a court face-off on Tuesday morning. Mueller does not want Sheen to see their twin boys unsupervised, RadarOnline.com has been told. In a bizarre broadcast from his Sherman Oaks, California, home on Sunday night, Sheen was recorded telling his associate/Tweet master Bob Maron that he wanted to continue his stream-of-consciousness monologues during his new web series Sheen’s Korner, as opposed to the public access show format he broadcast the night before. The actor said: “I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes, and people are gonna f **king take it or leave it, we know they’re gonna take it cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it, and it they can’t condemn it, they’ll like f **king turn me into a God and worship it, and realize I’m behind them, cutting their throats, and their children’s.” As we previously reported, Mueller’s legal team of Sorrell Trope and Lori Howe will use that webcast to make an argument that the embattled actor is spiraling out of control. Responding to that, Sheen told RadarOnline.com: “OK, well they should use Two and Half Men to say I am a drunk and sleep with wh*res. That’s all I am gonna say. That’s my answer. Bring it. It’s so f*cking stupid, if that’s the best they’ve got. “ Yeah…. we wouldn’t want him around our children either. We hope his other ex-wife Denise Richards is going to lengths to keep him away from his daughters too. Maybe that’ll get him back on this side of crazytown. Source
Unlike the rest of us, Charlie Sheen seems to have been oblivious to how his “bi-winning” and “goddess”-f*cking could eventually impact his life in the real world. Until now… Charlie Sheen will tell a Los Angeles judge his internet broadcast in which he threatened to cut children’s throat was a “piece of fiction” — and the hell-raising star is likening his new role to Hollywood’s controversial comic genius and raging boozer Lenny Bruce. “It’s a character in a piece of fiction,” Sheen told RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview, when told his estranged wife Brooke Mueller is planning to introduce the two broadcasts into evidence as part of their child custody battle over 23-month-old twin sons Bob and Max. Lawyers for Sheen, 45, and Mueller, 33, are frantically negotiating a possible peace deal, in a desperate bid to to avert a court face-off on Tuesday morning. Mueller does not want Sheen to see their twin boys unsupervised, RadarOnline.com has been told. In a bizarre broadcast from his Sherman Oaks, California, home on Sunday night, Sheen was recorded telling his associate/Tweet master Bob Maron that he wanted to continue his stream-of-consciousness monologues during his new web series Sheen’s Korner, as opposed to the public access show format he broadcast the night before. The actor said: “I’m gonna write my sermons, I’m gonna deliver them like truth torpedoes, and people are gonna f **king take it or leave it, we know they’re gonna take it cause they can’t process it, so they must condemn it, and it they can’t condemn it, they’ll like f **king turn me into a God and worship it, and realize I’m behind them, cutting their throats, and their children’s.” As we previously reported, Mueller’s legal team of Sorrell Trope and Lori Howe will use that webcast to make an argument that the embattled actor is spiraling out of control. Responding to that, Sheen told RadarOnline.com: “OK, well they should use Two and Half Men to say I am a drunk and sleep with wh*res. That’s all I am gonna say. That’s my answer. Bring it. It’s so f*cking stupid, if that’s the best they’ve got. “ Yeah…. we wouldn’t want him around our children either. We hope his other ex-wife Denise Richards is going to lengths to keep him away from his daughters too. Maybe that’ll get him back on this side of crazytown. Source
Poor momma probably rolling over in her grave…damn shame. Authorities say a Washington state woman suspected of pension fraud was arrested when she tried to open a bank account in her dead mother’s name while disguised as her mother. Whatcom County Sheriff Bill Elfo says 59-year-old Loewen B. Craft was wearing a gray wig and makeup to make her look older when she arrived this week at a credit union branch in Ferndale, Wash. The sheriff alleges Craft fraudulently collected more than $145,000 in pension benefits since her mother, Betty Becker, died in 2007. Detective John Allgire was waiting at the credit union. He arrested Craft for investigation of first-degree identity theft, criminal impersonation and multiple counts of forgery. The sheriff says the scheme began to unravel when the detective started investigating an unrelated arson case. He learned that Becker had been admitted to St. Joseph hospital in 2007 and died on April 23, 2007. Lock this b*tch away somewhere cold and lonely. Please and thank you. Source
Surprise, surprise a fat, sick, pervert camp counselor, SMH… This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. This head counselor — perched comfortably on a child’s playset in a photo posted on a Brooklyn day camp’s Web site — was named by prosecutors yesterday as a sexual deviant. Joseph Passof, a retired New York City schoolteacher known by the nickname “Uncle Joe,” is accused of molesting a 5-year-old boy in a bathroom last summer, authorities said. The counselor was slapped with a slew of sex-abuse charges for the heinous July assault, in which he allegedly sneaked up behind his young victim and attacked him in front of a 4-year-old camper. “That’s Uncle Joe, bad person,” the young witness told investigators when he was shown a photograph of Passof, police sources said. Word? So you’re just gonna try to flip it on the kids and make it like they were on some suspect ish huh? Somebody lock this old a** man up somewhere where they can show him some “hospitality” Source
This has gotta be tough on the kid. It isn’t like he sexually assualted someone or committed a crime, just a lil hanky-panky with his girlfriend. Sticking to principles appears to carry a steep cost for the nation’s third-ranked college basketball team. A day after Brigham Young University dismissed center Brandon Davies from the team for violating the school’s strict honor code, the No. 3-ranked Cougars were throttled Wednesday by unranked New Mexico. “The honor code really reflects who we are as a university. It defines us and it does make us different,” BYU spokeswoman Carrie Jenkins told CNN affiliate KSTU-TV. Davies, a 6-9 sophomore from Provo, was the team’s top rebounder and third-leading scorer. He received the Cougars’ Academic Excellence award last season, according to an online profile. BYU had been gunning for a high seed in the upcoming NCAA Tournament, but the team’s fortunes took a tumble with Wednesday night’s 82-64 loss to New Mexico. University officials said Davies admitted violating the honor code at BYU, which is owned and operated by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, also known as the Mormon Church. The honor code requires all faculty, staff and students to: Be honest; Live a chaste and virtuous life; Obey the law and all campus policies; Use clean language; Respect others; Abstain from alcoholic beverages, tobacco, tea, coffee and substance abuse; Participate regularly in church services; Observe dress and grooming standards; Encourage others in their commitment to comply with the honor code. The code forbids homosexual behavior and bars members of the opposite sex from going beyond the lobby of the school’s single-sex dormitories. The dress and grooming standards forbid beards, tattoos and piercings for men and short or form-fitting clothes or bare feet in public for women. The university did not say which part of the code Davies violated, but it did say he had not committed a crime. Davies’ future as a student at BYU and his status for next season have yet to be determined. Ah c’mon give the kid a break! A lil poon-tang ain’t never hurt nobody (long as he wore a Jimmy!) Do you feel that BYU has a right to ask players not to have sex as a condition of playing for the team or going to the school??? Source
