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Emily Ratajkowski’s Social Booty Hotness

I don’t want to call  Emily Ratajkowski overrated, because she’s been responsible for giving me more pants fires than I can count over the years. But I do find it funny that she somehow went from getting naked in a Robin Thicke video to world-famous model. See ladies? Dreams do come true. Now, who wants to be in a music video? I don’t have a song yet, but I’m sure I can always just “borrow” some Marvin Gaye tune too.

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Minka Kelly Tit at the Vet of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…who ultimately end up stripping too….sometimes in mom and daughter shows to get more money for the family…you know because family is importing… So Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got cleavage at the vet…something you should masturbate to in pictures because if you do it at the vet…they’ll ask you to leave….making a really weird fetish…vet cleavage in a world where cleavage is something all girls do….or something you could jerk off to when you were 14….before internet porn made 14 year olds have gangbangs… The post Minka Kelly Tit at the Vet of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pics from December Re-Released of the Day

Joanna Krupa is the worst…I just hate these low level trashy bitches who are hot, and managed to get through life being hot, but never actually accomplishing much… She’s an instagram model – pre instagram…because she’s fucking old…and back there it was about getting into the Glamour Market circuit, finding that angle, and milking it as hard as you can until a rich guy sweeps you up – who you met at some promo event… In her case that rich guy came in when she was 35….offered her some huge TV show…and the rest is reality show history…. Now she’s finally off TV, no one gives a fuck about her, so she’s gone to getting naked, it’s some pre-40, still looks good cuz she’s Eastern European born, but American raised after sneaking into the country at 2 years old…and I guess like a cockroach, she’s just trying to navigate this shit to get whatever she can in before it’s too late…which for most girls…it’d be too late…since she’s old…but I guess she’s kept thin and her fake tits look good so that’s what counts… This is a shoot from December, they are missing important pussy pics, but we can deal with full naked attention seeking…I believe in our abilities….to do that…it’s the reason this girl still exists…and hasn’t been forgotten… The post Joanna Krupa’s Nude Pics from December Re-Released of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton’s Horrible Butt Shot of the DAy

I don’t know what the fuck Genevieve Morton was thinking when she posted this awkward, terrible, unattractive butt shot… Why did Genevieve Morton decided to post this really terrible angle of her ass….I guess it doesn’t matter because she did it….. Maybe she thinks it looks cute, is funny, read that being honest in her content would lead to more followers, but not quite grasping the kind of honest people want…. Maybe she’s back to drinking, or maybe she’s just losing her fucking mind with the whole turning 30, forcing her to release nude calendars, and really trying to put herself out there, as she self destructs….sinking ship… Throwing shit at the wall as hard as she can, the only way she can, getting naked, and hoping something sticks…but shit like this…bad tan lines on what looks like a terrible ass…a man ass for her instagram….is not the kind of selfie we like…girl needs to get a creative director – too bad she’s too snobby, too egotistical, and thinks she top notch….to actually collaborate on things that could help her….instead she’s putting this crap that is just missing a piece of dangling shit hanging out of her ass by a hair to make it good…. If she wanted ass pictures to go viral…I can think of 40 ideas…involving her ass, that aren’t the sex tape she will probably put out soon enough..that would make this bitch shine…and make this much money but her head is too far up her ass…her weirdly shot ass…to make it work…terrible. The post Genevieve Morton’s Horrible Butt Shot of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Nude On A Horse For Allure

Here’s Gigi Hadid naked on a horse for some new photoshoot for Allure Magazine because apparently she’s still trying to prove she’s a real, respectable fashion model and not just another wannabe rich kid with a bunch of Instagram followers. And the best way to do that is getting naked around some animals for an “artsy” magazine shoot, I guess? I dunno, I agree with the “getting naked” part, but I think these pictures would be a lot more daring if she was riding a blogger instead. Just something to think about for next time.

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J.Lo 55 Year Old Instagram Model of the Day

This is just ridiculous… Her hashtag was “FeelingEmpowered”….. So she’s the latest in getting naked on the internet for social media for attention – because celebrities are all puppets and hookers just looking for anything to get them attention…it takes a certain asshole to exploit her culture and ass to get out of the lower middle class bronx to become richer than god and adorned by all….and that asshole is one buried in fat ass….wearing a thong…trying to be as relevant as the other girls on instagram…but the real “being empowered”….is probably not sexualizing yourself like a hooker hooking for attention… I don’t know how this empowers her in a non-sexual – Look at me I’m 50 and a mom and I think I’m hot look at me other 50 year old moms who aren’t as hot as me because everything is about being hot – way…. But I’ll still look… The post J.Lo 55 Year Old Instagram Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day

It is such horse shit when a girl pretends getting naked on the internet, or doing porn, is empowering and progressing the state of the woman species. Now I am not a hater or against girls getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…and let them think it’s empowering, as we look on with erections in hand…as we need masturabtion fodder. If women were to desexualize themselves officially, but withdrawing getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…we would be forced to jerk off to the millions of hours of porn already produced, that is exactly the same scenes, over and over…HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE… Instead, these low levels, try to be high levels, by intellectualizing, or adding some “Women’s Studies Theory”…to what they are doing, it helps them sleep at night…when really the getting naked, being a shameless, loose in the hips, trashy, crying for attention while showcasing their body due to narcissism and the fact it’s an easy angle…is just trashy.. Now I like trashy women, I just don’t think Trashy women make sense when they pretend they are anything but trashy women, it’s one of those “ok woman, run your mouth, talk about whatever it is you’re talking about, we won’t listen to you anyway…because we are looking at your tits”… If you’re a fame whore, trying to get out there, seen, celebrated….and you’re doing it by getting naked, the dudes hiring you are only into it cuz you get naked…and they like what they see…this isn’t empowering you fucking idiot…this is just perpetual sexualizing of the woman form…and keep it up, it’s great…you empowerd woman…you… What a joke… TO SEE RAT COW ON A WALK WITH HER LUNCH SHOWING HER FLAT STOMACH CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day

Josephine Skriver, Taylor Hill, Sara Sampaio and Jasmine Tookes launch a new collection called “Sexy Little Things” Collection, because Victoria’s Secret is so fucking original, their concepts, their content, their models…just on the fucking innovative… The reality is that the Victoria’s Secret marketing has swapped out their creative direction to look like slutty instagram photoshoots, lit and run through instagram-like filters, rather than the same cheesy bright poses…but still fucking cheesy because it’s an evil corporation that manufactures in China and that exploits women into thinking they need VS to be hot – by showing them half naked women with unrealistic bodies as their brand model…in an era where that’s pretty fucking hated by the people…but they keep doing it…make that man rich, using his concubines, the patriarchal empire continues…and like all the basic people who like half naked women…I’ll watch…I’ll even promote their campaign for free…like some kind of asshole…because this is what being manipulated by the media with tits looks like… The post Bullshit Victoria’s Secret Ad of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Dianna Agron’s Shitty Naked Bath Snap of the Day

Dianna Agron liked this snap of her named in the bath with a POODLE filter so much she put it on her instagram… I know…who cares or even know what Dianna Agron is… Well it turns out that she is from CSI NY, Glee and who the fuck cares what else, she’s 30 and a good old American actress, singer, model and dancer from Georgia who probably thinks she’s a talent, a triple threat, she was on GLEE you know, and that was a huge show…a triple threat as talented as all the other 30 year old girls in LA trying to make it, or who have already made it and are on their decline…that no one really cares about because we like 18 year olds… She is engaged to one of the SONS in Mumford and Sons…so she’s not going to have to work ever again, but she should work on her slutty snapchats for her fans who jerk off to her, they need work…something she probably doesn’t know much about since according to her IMDB….doesn’t happen much… But at least she’s getting naked under the guise of being playful with snap filters…not so brilliant, but none of these twats are… The post Dianna Agron’s Shitty Naked Bath Snap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natasha Poly’s Nipple Shirt of the DAy

It was 1985, in communist Russia, on a cold cement floor, where this girl was born….she was forced to fend for herself at the age of 15 because both her parents died in a work camp of hypothermia….forcing our heroine to join the Russian sex trade….because it was all a girl could do….where she worked for the Russian mob….suckin’ dick for very little money….until she hit 6 feet tall and they sold her to the fashion industry… And now Natasha Poly is in a nipple revealing…shirt…because this is fashion… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Natasha Poly’s Nipple Shirt of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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