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Cameron Diaz Is In A Bad Mood

Man, remind me not to mess with Cameron Diaz . Because she seems pretty grumpy filming her new movie The Other Woman . I almost feel bad for the dude she’s with, at least until I remember that he’s getting paid to put his lucky mitts all over her. Anyway, I don’t blame Cameron for being upset though, these pictures put me in kind of a bad mood too. I mean, why wasn’t Kate Upton’s cleavage in this scene? And more importantly, is it too late for a rewrite? Related Articles: Cameron Diaz And Her Tasty Long Legs Cameron Diaz GQ Magazine Pictures Cameron Diaz And Her Tight Pants Cameron Diaz Has Nipple-Itis Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Kate Upton’s Awkward Body Body Painted of the Day

I don’t know the source of these pictures, I just know the person should be taken out back and shot, and by person, I mean Kate Upton, because she’s built like a farm animal, and her prime is long gone, she’s already run her best race, and won her last prized pig at the fair ribbon, and it’s time to put her to pasture like the cow that she is… I don’t mind looking at her massive sloppy tits, but I don’t think she should be getting paid the millions she gets paid to show her tits… But then again, I have no power, no control, so I might as well just accept it and go along with it…even though it is horrible.

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Tweets Don’t Come Cheap: How Much Is Your Favorite Celeb Getting Paid to Be on Twitter?

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  So, did you know, that when you’re favorite celeb is tweeting about products on Twitter, that they may very well be getting  paid to…

Tweets Don’t Come Cheap: How Much Is Your Favorite Celeb Getting Paid to Be on Twitter?

Houston Astros Snow Cone Vendor Takes a Shit with his Snow Cone of the Day

This is the reason why I try not to buy anything from anyone because the world is filled with fucking disgusting people, especially when they are getting paid 10 dollars an hour for a shitty fucking job, that would make any of us want to shit in the shit we’re selling, along with the rats that probably already shat in it…. You see I worked as a carni one summer for a month, before getting fired. I did the donut machine and the cotton candy machine and it was the single most unfulfilling gig ever….the only joy I had was knowing their was mouse shit in the machine when we set it up….and seeing the cunts take their first bite helped my anger and bitterness….a lot….otherwise I probably would have done real damage… All this to say, this makes me laugh, probably because I wasn’t at that Houston Astros game and if I was I wouldn’t have bought a snow cone, that shit’s disgusting, I’m ore about drinking….

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Shawn Johnson’s Gymnast Body of the Day

This is s fucking fit body…and as much as I generally think of fit girls as dudes….cuz I like my women to have no real muscle mass or fat….you know…starvation body….I fully appreciate the work that she’s put into this machine…seriously, she’s fucking ripped and for some reason that I call taking care of herself…I find it fucking sexy….but that’s probably cuz I married a fat pile of shit.

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Rosie Jones in Some Traditional Modeling of the Day

When you hose down the Glamour off the Glamour model and throw her in some low budget photoshoot for some ghetto swimwear that looks like it was done by a Sears photographer, you really get a sense of how not hot they actually are….you know when the tits are covered up, the body doesn’t look nearly as rockin’ and that obscure shaped face is not that of anyone who should be getting paid to be in front of the camera….reminding us just how important tits are in the grand scheme of a Glamour model, who has no business being a model, other than the whole getting naked shit, career…. This is for some shit called Simply Swim and it’s trash. I bet they were so stoked when they booked Rosie Jones…never expecting it to end like this…

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Karolina Kurkova Non-Nude for Vogue Germany of the Day

My expectations are always too high when it comes to Germany….I know it is probably a cliche, or played out, but I am sure at one point in time was actual truth, where their culture was really into almost criminal S&M and Shit Eating fetishes….and whenever I hear a model…especially a lingerie model…like KAROLINA KURKOVA who was almost blacklisted from the lingerie modeling world for being a fat bitch…and more importantly…. WAS FEATURED ON NATIONAL TV FOR BEING FAT BACKSTAGE AT THE VICTORIA’S SECRET FASHION SHOW before realizing what is important in life…and that’s getting paid to not be a fat bitch….so I was expecting a lot more out of this…but I figure I’ll post Karolina Kurkova for her die hard fans and for those of you who just can’t get enough of women in outrageous pants……and big fuckin’ smiles…This is a feel good photoshoot for those of us who lack a soul.

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Terry Richardson Is Lady Gaga’s Bitch of the Day

Lady Gaga looks like she’s throwing up…all the fucking time…I think it’s her weak chin and her wobbly fucking face…that matches her wobbly fucking tits…that are the highlight of these pics…unless seeing Terry Richardson the sell out running around like her little bitch…sure he’s getting paid….but seeing a couple hacks who have made it clowning is funny to me…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS click here

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Candice Swanepoel is Amazing in her Bikini of the Day

I really think this Candice Swanepoel character is fantastic. I have no idea why, I mean sure it could be the fact she’s got a rockin’ body that has been sourced by top modeling agencies and hired by the biggest brands who are known for scouting the top pussy, pretty much shoving her half naked body down our throats, making her a celebrity we follow cuz she wears bikinis or maybe it is because we are connected at the soul…I guess only destiny will be able to answer this…..and while I wait for it to….I’m gonna go back to staring at this hotness getting paid to be half naked…something I like in all the women I’ve never met but want to fuck. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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KIm Kardashian Lingerie Pics for Twitter of the Day

I don’t know why Kim Kardashian has decided she is hot, worth watching fuck, worth paying to get into a bikini or lingerie….but with celebrity comes a lot of followers….and with getting in lingerie for twitter or instagram comes a lot of perverts….so she’s just doing the basic, lowest form of getting people to notice her, because I guess as long as she’s getting paid huge money to do it she might as well do it….I just hope for the sake of humanity her demand in the media fizzles out like it was a pound of butter her fat ass was paying her private chef to melt down into cake…..cuz I’d hate to see her doing this well into her 40s….she’s already 30, has only been in one movie that was a porn, and people go nuts over her….it makes no fucking sense……but here is some pics of her in her lingerie anyway….. There’s also some photoshopped to pics of her for NUTS in this mix…..

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