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Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day

I would assume that this is Gigi Hadid doing doing some kind of satanic rituals….maybe one where she sells her soul to the devil…to become the next Kardashian…or maybe, she’s just killed off three instagram models, and stole all their followers, to make her a relevant thing….and this is the ceremony that happens at…but you’d probably assume the deal with the devil was made with her model fucking father, who has more money than god, when he decided to make his baby a model instead of putting her to actual work, because why not have fun every day, all while making him proud… Because when you’re a rich kid, you don’t need to do much work to get to the Gigi level…you just need to show up, and the satanic ritual we see is probably her maid set it up for her and will put it away for her, because she just wanted some mood lighting…or something….involving bringing in a girl, not sacrificiing one…who cares Here she is for Top Shop….looking average, but when her trust fund gets factored in, looking like a model and social media influencer…that gets people to write up on her without even trying – because we are pathetic. The post Gigi Hadid Satanic Ritual of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Is Still Hard At Work

I guess Gigi Hadid must be a workaholic or something, because instead of taking me up on my generous offer for us to go on a beach vacation together, she’s still hard at work walking around the streets of LA looking smoking hot. And I know some of you cynical bastards are going to try and say that’s not a real job, but it’s gotta be. Because otherwise I can’t imagine a single reason why a hot model like Gigi wouldn’t want to hit the beach with me. Photos: WENN.com

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Gigi Hadid Is Hard At Work

Here’s Gigi Hadid out in New York showing why I consider her to be one of the hardest-working models in the business. Because unlike some of her lazy, so-called model colleagues, instead of talking a day off, she’s working weekends by walking around looking smoking hot for the cameras. So if you ask me, I think Gigi deserves a vacation after all this hard work. Preferably somewhere with a beach… Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Taylor Swift Honors World-Cup Women’s Soccer Team on Stage

Taylor Swift may need to make a room for a few new friends at her July Fourth party next summer. A few new World Cup-winning friends, that is. After earning this major trophy for the third time in its history last Sunday, and after being feted with a ticker tape parade in New York City, the U.S. Women’s National Team took to Swift’s stage in New Jersey on Friday night Swift – who loves to bring famous friends out on stage with her – introduced the squad in the middle of her song “Style” at the MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford. “How does it feel to have them home?” the 25-year old superstar called to the audience, according to NJ.com. “Got to welcome the U.S. Women’s Soccer Team home after their World Cup Victory,” Taylor later wrote on Twitter. “I LOVE THEM AND THEY ARE THE NICEST.” Past Taylor Swift concerts have also seen cameos by some celebrities such as Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, and Kendall Jenner . 

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The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in a Bikini of the Day

I would say that Emily Ratajkowski has figured out that the more bikini pics she posts to social media…the more likes she’ll get…the more relevant she’ll remain… But as a girl who’s career is based on her getting naked in a music video, I’m pretty sure she’s realized that one…and that the last year has been her trying to figure out how to distance herself from being the naked big tits…like Kim K does with her sex tape…only with less public penetration…Emily Ratajkowski is a lady and only does that behind closed doors and her boyfriend’s back for jobs…I mean he was (rumored to be) Ben Affleck..right…that warrants a “Hall Pass”… As you fade into obscurity…you gotta bring back what works..and it works..because she’s got a great fucking body…that you don’t deserve to be looking at…but she’s getting paid thanks to you to looking at it…so I guess you do… All this to say…I still like looking at her….pics….she looks good….and that’s enough for me in this empty life I live… The post The Tits from the Blurred Lines Video in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day

Gigi Hadid was on the beach…she wasn’t wearing a bikini….But her friend saved the day by having big tits and a cameltoe… Good enough…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Gigi Hadid’s Friend’s Big Tits and Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gigi Hadid Works It Real Good

I know I’ve been making fun of Gigi Hadid for not having a real job lately, but according to my sources, the professional Instagram model/socialite is actually working in these pictures. Apparently she’s filming a music video for a Calvin Harris song. But if you ask me, it’s just not fair. Because I’m always trying to get hotties like Gigi to show up for my videos, and it never works. I guess it helps to be an internationally famous recording artist. And to be wearing pants. Go figure. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day

If I was a brand, I would use Lindsay Lohan for all my campaigns, and not just because I am obsessed with Lindsay Lohan and everything she represents…from broken little child star whored out by her evil parents, to an addict and crazy person, who was capable of being a crazy person, because she’s rich as fuck…or was rich as fuck…not to mention, she’s got rockin’ tits… I would use her as my model, because she’s probably terribly affordable for the reach she still has, because she’s Lindsay Lohan…a star for life…and more importantly…my favorite person who I want to get herpes from…by testing her vagina out like I was a driving test examiner…and she was Lindsay Lohan’s vagina… Either way…my kind of broken down model I want to ride my fave.. The post Lindsay Lohan is a Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day

Apparently…Alessandra Ambrosio…wore a bikini… She’s a bikini model…This is what she’s supposed to be doing… I mean it’s all she knows…and even at 35, far too old to be in a bikini…and a mom of two…far too many kids to be in a bikini…she still pulls it off…but I think it’s safe to say she could throw in the towel..and sit on her money and husband who I assume is rich money…and these paparazzi cries for attention seem a little desperate… I guess this is a free glimpse into what she once got paid millions a year for… I am more interested in a doctor’s diagnosis for the pimple looking bumps on her ass…could it be the LA strain of herpes, or is it just bugs…or is is just scars from Coke filled South American sex parties… I’ll never know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day

If I was a billionaire father….I’d be really proud of my daughters for taking their opportunities to pose in lingerie together in a magazine, that may be categorized as a fashion magazine, but that looks like softcore porn to me, and in case you didn’t know, I’m categorized as an Adult site, so I know softcore porn when I see it…and when the models are sisters…who share at least their mother…who some model the dad knocked up, as a billionaire, because that’s what billionaires do….and still do… You know, she could be an actress, a lawyer, a doctor…she could own a brand, launch an app…but instead she was an instagram model…turned “model”….now trying to make her sister as famous as her…but doing sister fetish shit…because sisters who get naked or half naked together…excite people…almost as much as when one sits on your face and the other rides you reverse cowgirl.. Rich and trashy…awesome. The post Bella and Gigi Hadid Legs for V of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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