In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.
In the event you were like me and just assumed that Jessica Biel was a man, who dressed like a woman, for the sake of her career and to beard the man she threw her career away from, because he was her N Sync crush….I mean at least that’s what her muscular back was saying…well apparently she’s pregnant…and actually has a vagina…if you take a picture of Timberlake kissing a faceless stomach that might as well be her surrogate, and that any picture you see of her with a baby bump could just be movie magic…because they do live in LA you know… Either way…the baby is on the way…and I heard it is already owned by Disney, it was in the contract Timberlake’s family signed when they sold him to the cult many fucking years ago.
Cara Delevingne knows exactly what she’s doing, and I guess so do the Kardashians, and most importantly, so does Love Magazine, who was there to attach their name to this using of each other for the sake of being media whores and publicity seeking “it” girls, their stupid over paid lives rely on it… So Love had a cover of Kendall and Cara Delevingne grinding….something they already did a few months ago… And last week…they did it with Kim and Cara….even though Kim prefers CHICKEN AND WAFFLES CUZ SHE’S A BASIC RATCHET … It’s just one big circle jerk of “Look at me, Look at me”…self involved and celebrated by the world…strength in numbers….let’s do this together because it is good for a career…bullshit…so here are some pics of some Kendall Booty…because why the fuck not…she’s the future of the Kardashians, and at least she’s not fat and disgusting… I think what really matters in all this is the Kanye Superbowl Selfie in the VIP area with some fans…
Cara Delevingne knows exactly what she’s doing, and I guess so do the Kardashians, and most importantly, so does Love Magazine, who was there to attach their name to this using of each other for the sake of being media whores and publicity seeking “it” girls, their stupid over paid lives rely on it… So Love had a cover of Kendall and Cara Delevingne grinding….something they already did a few months ago… And last week…they did it with Kim and Cara….even though Kim prefers CHICKEN AND WAFFLES CUZ SHE’S A BASIC RATCHET … It’s just one big circle jerk of “Look at me, Look at me”…self involved and celebrated by the world…strength in numbers….let’s do this together because it is good for a career…bullshit…so here are some pics of some Kendall Booty…because why the fuck not…she’s the future of the Kardashians, and at least she’s not fat and disgusting… I think what really matters in all this is the Kanye Superbowl Selfie in the VIP area with some fans…
Here name is KARMEN PEDARU … She is Estonian. She is a model who shows her tits. This is her campaign for some ridiculously named designer “Francesco Scognamiglio”, who even with his ridiculous name, probably should have gone with something a little shorter…whether it is his name or not…I mean Americans won’t buy into something so Italian, it is against their racist core…that only like Italians for pizza…and I guess the Sopranos.. However, he clearly knows more than I do about these things, because he’s the one I’m writing about, and not the other way around, but I guess in my defence, I am just celebrating that finally, a clothing brand, is using a model willing to show tits, showing her tits… It’s this kind of creative direction Victoria’s Secret needs to get into
Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years. So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance… It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing.. So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind… TO SEE PICS OF TAYLORE LEGS WITH SOME HIPSTER GROUPIES CLICK HERE
Kendall Jenner posted this butt shot of her claiming to be wearing a pair of Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, that we can safely assume are not actually Khloe Kardashians pyjamas, just part of the storyline some asshole who writes their show came up with…you know to get the interaction between all their accounts as some real time, after-the-show..bullshit that is just bullshit… However if they are Khloe Kardashian’s pyjamas, and not just a marketing plug for the pyjama company, or a lame attempt to do an ass pic…I hope they were never worn, because these girls get everything for free, sharing clothes doesn’t happen,…but if it does…I hope there is no older, used up cuz she’s the ugly one, after birth shit staines rubbing up on this younger one…even though she’s probably just as dirty, kids these days.. All this to say…that ass…
Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s been able to get her a modelling career, finance her living out her dreams, because as a narcissist, there’s nothing more fulfilling when something that came out of your balls, becomes a legit model…even if it is all through positioning and not actual skill, talent, or ability…not that any model really needs ability…talent or skill..they just sort of stand there.. Anyway, she’s been booked by Victoria’s Secret because they like relevant girls, and she’s relevant…from popstar boyfriendds..to Taylor Swift and Jenner friendships…the whole thing a ridiculous new generation version of the family portrait you’d see in rich people’s houses in the 90s…you know whole family in jeans and white t-shirts with no shoes…weirdness… Either way, she’s not in her bra and panties, but should be.
I pulled this off instagram, because it made me laugh. Gigi Hadid only likes pics of herself, because she loves herself…. I never check what people I follow like, because I don’t care about what people like, but with some devine intervention, the top person on my instagram was Gigi Hadid, who just booked a big deal with a make-up company, and she’s so proud of herself, because she’s officially made it thanks to her team…and all the hard work that has come with being totally hooked up and connected thanks to her friends, parents, social circle and rich person life she lives, she is now a legit model…and it has paid off…a brand has decided to use her to reach a younger audience….without having to use a Kardashian, because kids are fucking doomed, are so influenced by the media, and don’t really get it because Punk Rock is dead…thanks to the internet.. The same narcissistic youth, that only like pictures of themselves, because of their self involved, egotistical …expected, but hilarious when seen in action….
A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign… This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, they will give you jobs and the peasants will care because they are not billionaires…pretty basic logic… But the creepy factor is the Paul Marciano does a lot of the shoots himself, because he’s a creep, and the highlight of running a sweatshop retailer is the glamorous days spent paying girls a lot of money to get naked for you, and not fuck you, in some kind of cocktease powertrip… So the creepy factor, isn’t in Paul Marciano being a creep on set like other photographers, it is that he wanted to get his friends daughter naked, so he did it by taking her under his wing, like the pervert neighbor, introducing her to the right people and creating her…. It’s like he say her at a young age and said “I want that naked”….let’s get to work, kinda like the little league coach or “babysitter”….you hire to watch your kid…why the sudden interest in little Tommy? pervert… Either way, here is Gigi Hadid, she is back on for Guess, like she was 12, because Guess made her, thanks to her dad being friends with creepy perverts than bring opportunity to the family.. Well, here are a few more of the pics… I figure why not quote myself…when I should just quote myself…it makes me feel important to myself…even though I am totally not…
