Watching a sinkhole is boring as fuck…it’s like punching a guy with a baseball bat… Or Richard Simmons being Death Metal Homo… Post by Richard Simmons . Or the Anti Public Urination Tanker in India Or the girl riding the sex toy for Charity… Or some breakdancing Buddhist monks…
I figure if you’re going to book a black model, you might as well go for the darkest shade you can find, because all those light skinned girls are just playing, you know trying to be accessible to the white market as their ethnic friend who isn’t too ethnic that they will get stared at…when what really matters is finding a girl straight from Sudan, who looks like she from another fucking era, that really taps into any white industrialist’s fetish of taking over Africa back when white people took over Africa, where they bang the tribal women along the way… I mean, I think this girl looks like a work of art. Classy, elegant, and not like someone in line at walmart, with diabetes being candies…I’m talking amazing..and this shoot is great too, but I could just be saying that because I love tennis and the idea of seeing naked girls play tennis is porn to me., or maybe I just like her long legs and tight African booty…it’s just so different and reminiscent of my youth jerking off to National Geographic tits, back when porn was unattainable… I’m in love. This is one of the best fashion shoots to happen in a long fucking time.
Rihanna wore a dress that her ass crack stuck out of because she’s an elegant classy hooker from a shanty town, with a garbage man father and a spark in her eye to fuck any rich tourist who could make her famous… I’d say her dress was exciting, but I’ve seen this girl naked, in fact early on her nude pics were part of her marketing campaign, along with being beat up by Chris Brown, that led to her becoming the biggest hit of all fucking time, despite low level of talent… Reminding us all that when you hit big, it’s usually not because you’re good at what you do, but more because you’re a horrible person who fucks everyone over along the fucking way… That said, I appreciate all she does in her exhibitionism, whether it is slutting up these kids of classy events…or just getting naked for fashion magazines for free..she’s good. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF RIHANA BUTT CRACK BEING CLASSY.. CLICK HERE
I hate bikini pictures, maybe it is because I am not a real man, or maybe it is because I have been looking at them for the last fucking decade…and eventually they all become the same, no matter who the girl is in the pics…it’s like eating pizza every night for the last 10 years, no matter the flavor it’s still fucking pizza…. But I am all about science…and special effects…and the fact that Vogue made Kate Upton look this good, makes me believe in one thing, smoke and fucking mirrors… The fact a Sports Illustrated chubby chick is even in Vogue is funny enough to begin with, but when they take a gut we’ve all seen and turn it into this, it’s just even more ridiculous, like it is a parody of itself, and when tits are involved, I guess I am reminded that “it’s still fucking pizza” doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially when you’re Kate Upton, cuz bitch will eat anything you throw at her…
A new report claims that Jenelle Evans, whose son Kaiser is due to arrive in June, is having second thoughts about raising him and may put him up for adoption. Evans, 22, and oft-maligned baby-daddy-to-be Nathan Griffith, 26, are rumored to be meeting with adoption agencies about giving up their unborn son. Is there anything to this gossip, though? Not according to Jenelle Evans ‘ camp. “Yeah that [report] is completely false,” says a source close to the Teen Mom 2 cast member, adding, “They have never fought about giving up Kaiser.” Jenelle and Nathan share a phone, the insider adds, and “have not had one argument since he has been out of jail. They honestly have been getting along just fine.” That would be a refreshing change. The source also revealed that Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith , who both have one child they don’t have custody of, are super prepared for this one. Super prepared? Jenelle Evans? Yes, despite a shocking Teen Mom 2 clip in which Nathan apparently wanted her to get an abortion (she had one with Courtland Rogers’ baby in 2013), all is well . Jenelle Evans & Nathan Griffith: Photos of a Rocky Romance Open Slideshow 1. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith Selfie Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith in one of about 17 million selfies she’s posted online. She’s a sharer. View As List 1. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith Selfie Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith in one of about 17 million selfies she’s posted online. She’s a sharer. 2. Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Evans Selfie Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Evans love taking selfies and putting them on the Internets. 3. Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Evans have already been through a ton together. 4. Jenelle, Nathan and Jace Photo Jenelle Evans with Nathan Griffith and with her son Jace … and with child! It’s a boy this time too! 5. Jenelle Evans with Nathan Griffith Photo Jenelle Evans with her new man Nathan Griffith … and with child! It’s a boy! 6. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Picture Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith, her latest boyfriend and the father of her unborn baby. Second one, that is. 7. Jenelle, Nathan and Jace Jenelle Evans, Nathan Griffith and her son Jace. Good family photo! 8. Jenelle Evans, Nathan Griffith, Jace Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith are expecting a baby. It’ll be the Teen Mom 2 star’s second. 9. Jenelle and Nathan Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith in one of about 12 million selfies she’s posted online. 10. Jenelle Evans, Boyfriend Photo Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Nathan Griffth cuddle up. What a pair. 11. Jenelle Evans With Nathan Griffith Jenelle Evans with Nathan Griffith in another photo from Twitter. 12. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith Photo Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith make a great couple … well better than her past boyfriends. Don’t you agree? 13. Jenelle Evans, Boyfriend Nathan Jenelle Evans and boyfriend Nathan Griffith share a nice moment on Twitter. 14. Nathan Griffith Pic Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Evans. What a cute couple they make … cute or nauseating. No, seriously. They’re totes fine, the insider says. “Why would they have chosen out a name, planned two baby showers, and also they’ve been buying Kaiser lots of things already!” the source explains. “If they had any arguments about Kaiser it was about who got custody and splitting up visitation but never once have either of them brought up adoption.” We’re glad to hear it and no news is clearly good news in this case … but you have to realy wonder about the long-term stability of this twosome. Especially when she’s also still in contact with Kieffer Delp and Andrew Lewis has been creeping at Jace’s daycare, Evans has a lot on her plate lately. While 7-8 months pregnant, no less. Pray for her. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump Photos Open Slideshow 1. Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Selfie Jenelle posted this pic to Instagram. She’s currently 29 weeks pregnant. View As List 1. Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Selfie Jenelle posted this pic to Instagram. She’s currently 29 weeks pregnant. 2. Jenelle Evans: Baby Bump Image Jenelle just a few weeks pregnant. She’s been posting selfies every step of the way. 3. Jenelle Evans’ Pierced Baby Bump Leave it to Jenelle Evans to post a baby bump photo like this one. 4. Jenelle Evans Bump Jenelle Evans’ baby bump would be cuter if we weren’t petrified for the actual baby once he’s born. Nice photo though. 5. Jenelle Evans Bump Pic Jenelle Evans showing off her baby bump. She and Nathan Griffith are expecting. 6. Jenelle Evans Nude Baby Bump Jenelle Evans just posted this nude baby bump pic on the Internet. Because obviously. 7. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Jenelle Evans was pregnant at the time this picture was taken. She was also like 16. 8. Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Evans have already been through a ton together. 9. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump at the Gym Jenelle Evans just posted this gym-themed baby bump pic on the Internet. Because obviously. 10. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump Pics Jenelle Evans posted these early baby bump pics on Instagram. So cute. 11. Jenelle Evans: Baby Bump Collage Jenelle’s self-made collage of selfies. This girl really likes taking pictures of herself.
Foolishness. Chicago Teen Murdered After Facebook Argument With Another Girl Over Boyfriend Via ChicagoTribune A 14-year-old girl shot and killed another 14-year-old girl because of an argument over a boy, Chicago Police Supt. Garry McCarthy said today as murder charges were filed. The gun used to kill Endia Martin had been stolen from a car on April 13, McCarthy said, adding that two other people, including a 24-year-old uncle of the suspect, face charges as police investigate how the girl got the gun. “What would have been, under any other circumstance, probably a fistfight between 14-year-old girls, because they were fighting over a boy, turned into a murder,” McCarthy told reporters. “You introduce a firearm and you have a murder.” In addition to Endia, those responsible for that firearm being on the premises are being held responsible as well. He said that one of the suspects facing charges may have brought the gun to the scene “because there was going to be a fight,” and the other suspect then may have tried to get rid of it. The 14-year-old girl who is charged in the case was arrested about 4:50 p.m. Monday, about 20 minutes after the shooting, police said in a news release Monday. She pulled the gun from her waistband and fled the scene before the arrest. Endia’s stepfather, Kent Kennedy, said Endia and the suspect had been feuding on Facebook. “They had words and she gunned our daughter down. For what? What reason would another girl gun down another child? “It’s senseless,” he added. “Kids are dying so young nowadays. It’s senseless. Parents shouldn’t have to bury no child.” Kennedy said the family recently moved Endia from one school to another closer to home to keep her safe. Endia was killed about half a mile from her South Side home. “No place in Chicago is safe for teenagers nowadays,” he said. “No place is safe.” Thoughts and prayers go out to both families. There is no doubt in our mind that regardless of how much these girls loved his boy, his dusty azz wasn’t worth either of their lives. Image via Facebook
They are the four words we never thought we’d write: George Clooney is engaged. The long-time bachelor popped the question this week to Amal Alamuddin , a British lawyer he’s been seeing since the fall. Aside from expressing consternation of Clooney actually choosing to marry again, most celebrity gossip followers are now asking one simple question: Who Amal Alamuddin?!? Here are seven facts about the future Mrs. George Clooney: Alamuddin is an attorney (known as a “barrister” in Great Britain) who specializes in international law, human rights, extradition and criminal law. Last year, she nabbed the top spot on London’s Hottest Barrister list. She is trilingual. Alamuddin speaks English, French and Arabic. (She may wanna add Italian to that list, considering the many trips she’ll be making to Clooney’s mansion in Lake Como.) She also has been appointed to many U.N. commissions and is an advisor to former United Nations Secretary-General Kofi Annan on Syria. She represented WikiLeaks’ founder Julian Assange in his extradition proceedings with Sweden. She is a graduate of New York University School of Law. She was born in Lebanon. So… there you have it. Of course, all of these tidbits are now trumped by the most fascinating one of all: Amal Alamuddin is engaged to George Clooney!!! Celebrities Who Got Engaged in 2014 Open Slideshow 1. Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a wedding to plan and a baby to welcome. What an exciting year to come! View As List
Bill O’Reilly has gone after Beyonce once again. A couple days after the singer graced the cover of the Time 100 – with Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg praising the artist for her “hard work, honesty and authenticity” – O’Relly dedicated a portion of his Fox News program Friday to trashing Queen Bey. The host – who previously slammed Beyonce as a terrible role model, referencing her raunchy “Partition” music video and asking what kind of example sex in the back of a limousine set for young fans – took the same approach in a chat with Eboni Williams. Bill O’Reilly Slams Beyonce O’Reilly said he doesn’t care about how adults view Beyonce. But when it comes to children? Beyonce “knows… that young girls getting pregnant in the African-American community now is about 70 percent out of wedlock,” O’Reilly said. “She knows and doesn’t seem to care. That’s my problem with her.” The pundit went on to counter the notion that Beyonce was empowering young girls, calling it a “load of nonsense” and adding: “Children unsupervised are doing things that are harmful to them. Beyonce is part of that problem. Do you agree? Is Beyonce being praised for the wrong reasons? Should the public be more critical of this artist? Click her Time 100 cover and three others from this issue and sound off now: Time Magazine Covers: Most Influential People Open Slideshow 1. Beyonce Time Cover Beyonce is one of the world’s most influential people in the world. According to Time Magazine, at least. View As List 1. Beyonce Time Cover Beyonce is one of the world’s most influential people in the world. According to Time Magazine, at least. 2. Jason Collins Time Cover Jason Collins covers this issue of Time. He’s considered one of the world’s most influential people. 3. Robert Redford Time Cover Robert Redford remains very influential. He covers this issue of Time magazine. 4. Mary Barra Time Cover General Motors CEO Mary Barra covers this issue of Time. She is very, very influential.
Jenelle Evans doesn’t even have legal custody of her son Jace, but imagine her surprise when absentee dad Andrew Lewis showed up at his daycare. Even though he’s banned from the center, no less. Lewis and the Teen Mom 2 star never married and despite being MIA for most of his offspring’s life, he has recently been sneaking in secret visits with Jace. Jenelle Evans is not happy about it. “He has told people that he has gone four times,” a source said. “They snuck him in once but Andrew’s not on the approved list of visitors so they started turning him away.” Barbara Evans, Jenelle’s mom and Jace’s primary caretaker, doesn’t take these visits lightly as her fears for Jace’s safety are of paramount concern. “Babs went over to daycare and took Jace home when she heard Andrew was trying to visit,” said an inside source. “Babs takes care of him full time.” “She certainly doesn’t want Andrew to just go into the daycare to see Jace. He owes her something like $10,000 in child support and he never pays or shows up.” “Thankfully there is a digital code lock on the front door and the only visitors that can even step foot into the daycare are Jenelle and Barbara Evans.” Jenelle Evans Baby Bump Photos Open Slideshow 1. Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Selfie Jenelle posted this pic to Instagram. She’s currently 29 weeks pregnant. View As List 1. Jenelle Evans: Pregnant Selfie Jenelle posted this pic to Instagram. She’s currently 29 weeks pregnant. 2. Jenelle Evans: Baby Bump Image Jenelle just a few weeks pregnant. She’s been posting selfies every step of the way. 3. Jenelle Evans’ Pierced Baby Bump Leave it to Jenelle Evans to post a baby bump photo like this one. 4. Jenelle Evans Bump Jenelle Evans’ baby bump would be cuter if we weren’t petrified for the actual baby once he’s born. Nice photo though. 5. Jenelle Evans Bump Pic Jenelle Evans showing off her baby bump. She and Nathan Griffith are expecting. 6. Jenelle Evans Nude Baby Bump Jenelle Evans just posted this nude baby bump pic on the Internet. Because obviously. 7. Jenelle Evans Pregnant Jenelle Evans was pregnant at the time this picture was taken. She was also like 16. 8. Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Nathan Griffith and Jenelle Evans have already been through a ton together. 9. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump at the Gym Jenelle Evans just posted this gym-themed baby bump pic on the Internet. Because obviously. 10. Jenelle Evans Baby Bump Pics Jenelle Evans posted these early baby bump pics on Instagram. So cute. 11. Jenelle Evans: Baby Bump Collage Jenelle’s self-made collage of selfies. This girl really likes taking pictures of herself. Despite Lewis’ efforts to surreptitiously see his son, he has been offered visitation many times over the years, only to remain MIA – and not pay support: “Andrew’s been told that he can come and visit any time, but he has to pay child support and stop trying to get custody … they’ve shut him down four times!” “Andrew thinks that Jenelle should bring Jace to see him, not the other way around. He brags that he gave the boy life and that’s enough for now.” “Plus he always says that he sends her money and she spends it on junk or pawns stuff he gives her to buy drugs. They don’t get along at all,” the source adds. That sounds like the understatement of all time. Meanwhile, the pregnant Jenelle and baby-daddy-to-be Nathan Griffth are expecting their first child (and second for each, respectively) this summer. As for her creeping with Kieffer Delp … we don’t even know what to say about that, but between him, Nathan’s issues and now Andrew back in the mix? Her life is dramatic, to say the least. Jenelle Evans-Kieffer Delp Text Message Rant Open Slideshow 1. I Was Pissed Jenelle stars to go off on Kieffah. View As List 1. I Was Pissed Jenelle stars to go off on Kieffah. 2. Drugs Always seemed to be an issue with them … 3. Go Kill Yourself Ouch. That hurts Jenelle. 4. Why Not Suck Some … Okay this is just getting uncomfortable. 5. U Wouldn’t Last She’s probably not wrong there. 6. Nathan vs. Kieffah Sounds like a standup guy. 7. I Will Beat Your … Now Kieffah is getting into this. 8. We Were Drunk The classic excuse. 9. I Agree But … Two sides to every story. 10. Every Girl is Like Me? Jenelle doesn’t like that assertion. 11. Not Tryin’ to Be a D–k I just am. 12. I Miss Babs Jenelle’s mom appears to be a topic of mutual admiration.