Amanda Bynes is pretty fucking perfect. She’s got these long legs, these great fucking tits, she isn’t fat, she probably still has some money left over, and she’s entertaining as fuck as her empire collapses around her, thanks to being a child star, robbed of her childhood, prostituted to execs, then forgotten the day she turned 18. I love her fucking look, even when she’s hiding her face from the paparazzi, because she’s actually trying to get noticed, while they just ignore her while she walks the streets, so she’s gotta pull off stupid stunts like a reality star and I love it. She also posted these words of wisdom that I totally agree with – at least when it comes to women It doesn’t matter what you think of yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you Something that I’ve been saying to chicks, especially fat chicks for years. I mean the only thing that would make this girl better is if these were pics of her bouncing on my dick. But even without that – she’s good. I want to marry her. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
I know I say this about a lot of models, but Nina Agdal is actually my favorite new supermodel. I just call the rest of them that to make them feel better about themselves. I know a blogger’s approval means a lot. Anyway, all you need to do is look at this awesome lingerie photoshoot Nina did for some company called Yeni Inci to see why I like her so much. I’m telling you, this girl is going places. Like hopefully my bedroom, after she finds out all the nice things I’ve been saying about her. Fingers crossed. Related Articles: Nina Agdal Does Carl’s Jr. Nina Dobrev Is Super Cuteg Nina Agdal In A Bikini For Carl’s Jr. & Hardee’s Nina Agdal’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures
She’s got a lot of fucking curves and I don’t just mean big ol’ titties like Oprah, I mean thickness, like a belly you’d think she’s try to take some laxatives or get an enema like a pornstar at an anal scene…or maybe even not eat considering she’s a fucking model and modeling, even your big tits, should come with a serious level of fitness…but I’m not hating, I’d take this fat blonde over that fat Kate Upton blonde, even if I’d rather put them both in a cage and make them fight to the death over a burger. Can’t girls have big tits without being fucking pics about it. Seriously.
So the Spring Breakers aren’t in the media enough the last 6 months. From hired paparazzi on set, to magazines and controversy over Disney sluts gone wild, having threesomes and getting naked like it was their cell phone when they were 17 and dating a gay dude. All the pieces of the puzzle are in place, so why not throw in a new story before it hits, about how rapper Gucci Mane, who has a sex scene in the movie, that may even be actual sex, fell asleep while getting ridden by some girl who could balance coke cans on her booty…. And why not have me buy into the shit, as an excuse to post the amazing clip from the OG spring breakers movie Harmony Korine drew inspiration from in making this movie, what will be his biggest commercial success…despite his whole pretending he’s an artist bullshit angle… Here’s the story from I don’t even know where “They sent me a clip of this girl walking across the room with three or four Coke cans on her ass, and we cast her, based on that video,” “In his entourage, everybody smokes weed from the beginning of the day to the end,” explained Korine. “So we’re inside this house in St. Petersburg, and the fucking weed smoke was so insane and Gucci was basically catatonic. I was like, ‘Gucci, you’ve got to have sex with this chick now!’” How did he receive the news? “He wanted her to ride him so he wouldn’t have to do any physical labor.” For a while, that worked. “So we’re shooting the sequence, and as he is getting fucked, I start to hear snores,” said Korine. “He had literally passed out! And she was riding his dick the whole time. I’d never in my life filmed a sex scene where the dude was sleeping … and she was on top of him for a good 45 minutes.” Good story bro…..I fall asleep 90 percent of the time when I have sex….it doesn’t make the news… The more interesting story is that Gucci Mane kicked Waka Flocka off his lable, cuz Waka Flocka fucked Selena Gomez and Gucci Mane is in love with Selena Gomez… but even that is some stupid shit. Now Here the original Spring Breakers straight from 1982
Two Steubenville (Oh.) High School football players accused of raping an allegedly drunk 16-year-old girl were found guilty by an Ohio judge on Sunday. Judge Thomas Lipps announced his decision after reviewing evidence against Trent Mays, 17, and Ma’lik Richmond, 16, who were tried as juveniles. The victim was not in the courtroom when the ruling was read. Steubenville High School Students Joke About Rape (Leaked) Mays and Richmond were tried before Lipps, a visiting judge, without a jury. Mays was also found guilty of disseminating a nude photo of a minor. “Human compassion is not taught by a teacher, a coach or a parent. It is a God-given gift instilled in all of us,” the victim’s mother said after court. “You displayed not only a lack of compassion, but a lack of any moral code.” The woman said her daughter will persevere and move on, adding that she has pity for Mays and Richmond, who will both face tough sentences. Mays was sentenced to a minimum of two years in a juvenile correctional facility. Richmond was sentenced to a minimum of one year. Both could stay there until age 21. The Department of Youth services will rule whether the two boys will be detained longer, Lipps said, adding it will depend on their behavior and rehabilitation. Mays and Richmond will be credited for time served before the trial. The ruling brings an end to a trial that has gained national attention for its lurid text messages, cell phone pictures and videos, and social media posts. A scandalous YouTube video in which Steubenvlle students joked about the rape of the girl (above) also gained national attention last summer. According to prosecutors, each of them penetrated the victim’s vagina with his fingers, an act that constitutes rape under Ohio law if it is not consensual. Attorneys for the two boys had said they were not guilty. At the heart of the case was the question of whether the victim was too drunk to understand what was happening to her and to consent to the acts. Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine said more charges in the case could be forthcoming. He intends to call a grand jury to hear more evidence. “We cannot bring finality to this case without convening a grand jury,” he said, noting that there were 16 people who had refused to talk to investigators. He said the accuser was also re-victimized through social media. During closing statements on Saturday, attorneys for the two boys argued the state failed to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that their clients raped the girl. They also said that an avalanche of cell pictures and videos and social media posts, as well as national media coverage ahead of the trial, tainted testimony. The judge evidently disagreed. The girl testified Saturday that she remembered drinking at a big party that night and then holding Mays’ hand as she left with him, Richmond and others. The next thing she remembers, she told the court, is waking up naked on a couch in an unfamiliar house, unable to find her clothes or belongings. The girl told the court she had a flashback memory of throwing up in a street somewhere sometime after she left the first party. The victim was the 28th and final witness in a trial that has shone an unwelcome spotlight on Steubenville H.S. and its “Big Red” football program. Critics have accused community leaders and players themselves of trying to paper over rampant misconduct by members of the highly regarded team. The case has attracted the attention of bloggers and even the hacking group Anonymous, but the lead prosecutor dismissed all of the hype, saying: “This case is about a 16-year-old girl who was taken advantage of, toyed with and humiliated. And it’s time people who did this to her are held responsible.”
If you’ve been on the internet today, you’ve probably seen this video of a Human Statue getting even on a heckler, who is going out of his way to annoy and test his Human Statue abilities…without realizing that anyone doing Human Statue performances is already at rock bottom, they’ve pretty much given the fuck up on life, cuz no one wants to paint themselves grey everyday to stand around and beg for change for their alcoholism…I mean we are talking the bottom of the barrel….barely a human in society…with nothing to live for….probably with a seeded past….and huge criminal record…making me think dude’s pretty lucky he wasn’t shanked…or dude didn’t try to eat his face off… I would side with the Human Statue…because let’s face it the heckler is a fucking asshole…but without an address….he barely registers as human to me….just a thug motherfucker….who doesn’t realize his job is to get harassed by people…that’s what he’s paid the big bucks for…when he signed up to this shit instead of getting are a real job….asshole…
It’s too bad Iggy Azalea blocked me on twitter…after watching her lap dance 2 minutes into this song…I think we could have really built a solid friendship…. I doubt she was a stripper…she’s Australian and probably from the suburbs, but there’s no story in mall rat freestylin’ while buying lattes with your allowance…especially not when you can move to America and re-invent yourself like a chat room on the internet….but at least she’s trying… I’m just bummed it’ll never be in my face, mouth, dick, or fingers….cuz this girl is the kind of girl I’d throw a dollar at….maybe even a stack of dollars….
Here are the top Babe galleries from around the internet that I’ve found today….if you’re like me…you’ll like it….cuz you can never have too many babes to look at half naked…even if your life involves only one fat miserable one…who you married and now are locked into…. It is 5 am…I am wasted…click on the pics…to see more of the girl…simple and amazing concept…enjoy…back with a wicked hangover in a few hours…I hate my life…but love it.
Jennette McCurdy is my internet girlfriend…I try to sext her on twitter sometimes…she always ignores me…but I think she’s just playing hard to get…and I like her thinking she’s in the driver’s seat…cuz the driver’s seat is usually my favorite place to make love….at least with street hookers…because I can’t afford a hotel room and my wife frowns upon me bringing them home with me…. She’s a country pop star…she’s on Nickelodeon tv shows….she’s a recipe for disaster at the tender age of 20….you know one of those falling off hard when people forget she exists…but for now she’s lovely and posing in her bikini for the internet…which I think makes her perfect….or at least on the right track…
Little known fact…I love Dancehall music and watching girls twerk to the shit….it’s all Caribbean and amazing….as they shake their asses and slap their asses…so I appreciate Nicki Minaj re-inventing herself to have a little more street cred…tapping into her Islander roots….leaving the whole bullshit pop shit behind cuz she’s already made it….leaving room to be topless with pasties….and the ability to say “NICCA NICCA NICCA” …without the world shitting on her…but most importantly…it allows her to tap into her Dancehall dance classes she took to learn how to act on stage…cuz this girl’s so far removed from the islands…almost whiter than the KKK…it’s all a bullshit front…trust nothing she does…she’s straight from acting school…fact.
